*The man with gray hair, wearing close that are horrendously out of date
walks on screen. He is in a neighborhood and it's dark out side. He
begins to speak*
Loud Voice: Yes it is the washed up child star gone pyromaniac. But I am here to tell you that fire is no laughing matter.
*We hear the newsies laugh in the background.*
Loud Voice: I mean it guys. Let's take a few examples.
*The loud voice guy walks over to a place where we have Pie Eater, and Boots sitting on the sidewalk. They are surrounded by a truck load of fireworks*
Loud Voice: Now, it's the summer season so we expect to see many fireworks shows. If you do your own at home then there are a few rules you need to follow. Now I have asked these two here to demonstrate.
*Pie Eater and Boots stand up and Pie Eater picks up a Roman Candle.*
Loud Voice: This is the proper way to use one.
*Pie Eater puts it on the ground, facing away from everything and Boots lights it. They back away, at least ten feet, and watch it go off.*
Loud Voice: That is precisely how you do it. Next. . .
*They go through a bunch of fireworks and Pie Eater and Boots get even more bored. The Loud Voice is getting twitchy. He wants to PLAY with the fire so bad*
Loud Voice: Next *twitch* we *twitch* have. . . .
Pie Eater: I can't take it anymore! I am so bored! Roman Candles are meant to be held and pointed into the sky.
Boots: Yeah, and someone has to get their eyebrows burned off.
Pie Eater: It just ain't summer, unless someone gets their eyebrows burned off.
Loud Voice: But you guys we have to be safe!
Boots: Well if this is safe. . . then I want to be dangerous and live on the edge!
*Boots runs towards the pile and begins searching frantically.*
Boots: Found it! Hey Pie Eater, I found the "Ka-boom 3000"!
*Boots walks out stumbling under the weight of a really big firework.*
Pie Eater: Sweet!
Loud Voice. Darn it! If you guys get to play with the fireworks then I want to play.
*Boots is about to light the fuse when the Loud Voice comes over pushes Boots out of the way. Boots stands and walks over to Pie Eater. They stood watching as the loud voice, ya know what. Let's give him a name.*
Boots: Call him Mike!
*Ok, they watched as Mike danced crazily around the fire work. He ran back a few times and started to pile more and more fireworks on top of each other. When he ran out of fireworks he got his box of matches. He lit one and put the flame next to the fireworks. The fuse lit and he jumped around merrily until. . . *
BOOM
Pie Eater: Wow!
Boots: Pretty!
Pie Eater and Boots: OOOOOO. . . .Awe!
*As the firework show subsided, Pie Eater looked around*
Pie Eater: Heya Boots?
Boots: yeah?
Pie Eater: Where'd Mike go?
*The two looked around. But they couldn't find him. Pie Eater solemnly approached the camera.*
Pie Eater: That is just an example of what not to do this summer as you use fireworks.
Boots: So please practice firework safety this year.
Pie Eater: A message from the firework association of America.
*Pie Eater and Boots look around a minute*
Boots: Hey look! He forgot some Roman Candles!
Pie Eater: Oh thank the smoky hummingbird from Mozambique!
Boots: Smoky hummingbird from Mozambique?
Pie Eater: Yeah his name is Lou.
Boots: Man you have to be the dumbest person I have ever. . . .
*Commercial end*
Loud Voice: Yes it is the washed up child star gone pyromaniac. But I am here to tell you that fire is no laughing matter.
*We hear the newsies laugh in the background.*
Loud Voice: I mean it guys. Let's take a few examples.
*The loud voice guy walks over to a place where we have Pie Eater, and Boots sitting on the sidewalk. They are surrounded by a truck load of fireworks*
Loud Voice: Now, it's the summer season so we expect to see many fireworks shows. If you do your own at home then there are a few rules you need to follow. Now I have asked these two here to demonstrate.
*Pie Eater and Boots stand up and Pie Eater picks up a Roman Candle.*
Loud Voice: This is the proper way to use one.
*Pie Eater puts it on the ground, facing away from everything and Boots lights it. They back away, at least ten feet, and watch it go off.*
Loud Voice: That is precisely how you do it. Next. . .
*They go through a bunch of fireworks and Pie Eater and Boots get even more bored. The Loud Voice is getting twitchy. He wants to PLAY with the fire so bad*
Loud Voice: Next *twitch* we *twitch* have. . . .
Pie Eater: I can't take it anymore! I am so bored! Roman Candles are meant to be held and pointed into the sky.
Boots: Yeah, and someone has to get their eyebrows burned off.
Pie Eater: It just ain't summer, unless someone gets their eyebrows burned off.
Loud Voice: But you guys we have to be safe!
Boots: Well if this is safe. . . then I want to be dangerous and live on the edge!
*Boots runs towards the pile and begins searching frantically.*
Boots: Found it! Hey Pie Eater, I found the "Ka-boom 3000"!
*Boots walks out stumbling under the weight of a really big firework.*
Pie Eater: Sweet!
Loud Voice. Darn it! If you guys get to play with the fireworks then I want to play.
*Boots is about to light the fuse when the Loud Voice comes over pushes Boots out of the way. Boots stands and walks over to Pie Eater. They stood watching as the loud voice, ya know what. Let's give him a name.*
Boots: Call him Mike!
*Ok, they watched as Mike danced crazily around the fire work. He ran back a few times and started to pile more and more fireworks on top of each other. When he ran out of fireworks he got his box of matches. He lit one and put the flame next to the fireworks. The fuse lit and he jumped around merrily until. . . *
BOOM
Pie Eater: Wow!
Boots: Pretty!
Pie Eater and Boots: OOOOOO. . . .Awe!
*As the firework show subsided, Pie Eater looked around*
Pie Eater: Heya Boots?
Boots: yeah?
Pie Eater: Where'd Mike go?
*The two looked around. But they couldn't find him. Pie Eater solemnly approached the camera.*
Pie Eater: That is just an example of what not to do this summer as you use fireworks.
Boots: So please practice firework safety this year.
Pie Eater: A message from the firework association of America.
*Pie Eater and Boots look around a minute*
Boots: Hey look! He forgot some Roman Candles!
Pie Eater: Oh thank the smoky hummingbird from Mozambique!
Boots: Smoky hummingbird from Mozambique?
Pie Eater: Yeah his name is Lou.
Boots: Man you have to be the dumbest person I have ever. . . .
*Commercial end*