"Soccer! Soccer! Soccer! Soccer! Soccer!"
*Stretches* I think I've been in hibernation since I ended my last fanfic. That or I just became lazy. Well it isn't easy been buried in homework, projects, and studying for tests since school has started back. Consuelo: Uh, Shironu-chan, are you forgetting that you had over a month BEFORE school started back to start posting new fanfics? I am Sango: Anou... *laughs nervously* Well... umm... Consuelo: That's what I thought. *Shakes head in disapproval. * You may have your reasons NOW, but you were just being lazy in the summer. I am Sango: *Changes the subject. * This is how my first fanfic started out. I ate chocolate and decided to write a fanfic. Since I was (and am) at my dad's house without the Internet *sigh *.
WARNING: Please don't read this and review just because you get really angry if I poke fun at Sesshoumaru, Naraku, or Kikyou.
Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-Yasha.
Note: I, Shironu-chan, am sending Kagome emails to her laptop.
Kagome clicked on the email from YoukaiTaijaSango@aol.com. It read-
"Oi, Kagome-chan! I've been saving up my money, and I decided to buy all of the Inu-Yasha staff tickets to the U.S. on a jet plane! There won't even be anyone else on the plane! My more-liked people, (you included), get to sit first class, and everyone else, my less-liked people, will be more in the back of the jet, with a door separating you. Tell everyone to get packed, because the plane is canceled to leave in two more days! Jaa bai bai! ~Shironu-chan"
Kagome stared blankly at the email for a few minutes, and then replied. When she finished, she told Sango, Miroku, Inu-Yasha, Shippou, and Myouga about the news.
As for telling everyone else on the show. well, Shironu-chan went to them personally, and for the most of them, against their will. With the help of large objects and tranquilizer darts, Shironu-chan took care of them...
Poor Kagome... she had to explain not only what a jet airplane is, but also had to explain what the U.S. is. After everyone's stuff was packed, Kagome gave everyone a Shikon no Tama kakera (shard). Then they jumped down the well.
Of course, Sango, Miroku, Shippou and Myouga were completely shocked when they arrived to present-day Tokyo. Miroku had the time of his life seeing all of the schoolgirls in their uniforms. Naturally, Sango whacked Miroku with Hiraikotsu when Miroku sent perverted looks their way. People stared at them as if they were all crazy because they were dressed like they were from the feudal era. Due to his tail, Shippou had to pretend to be a stuffed animal, which he was not too happy about. Myouga was absolutely amazed by the improvements in present-day Tokyo.
Meanwhile, back with Shironu-chan... Shironu-chan was now with her friends, (Minxi, Consuelo, Stephanie, and Krista), sipping green tea.
"So, Shironu-chan, tell me why you knocked out these people from Inu-Yasha, and brought us to Tokyo simply to go back to the U.S.? And why are we leaving on a separate plane?" Stephanie asked confusedly.
"Knowing Shironu-chan, it's probably all part of some large-scale evil plot." Minxi explained.
*Naraku starts to twitch*
"Hey, Shironu-chan..." Consuelo started to say as she stares at the twitching Naraku.
"Hmm?" Shironu-chan looked up from her tea and noticed Naraku's twitching. "Oh, no worries! That's nothing that large objects can't take care of!" *pulls Hiraikotsu out of nowhere and repeatedly whacks Naraku*
"Now what are you doing?" Krista asks confusedly as Shironu-chan pulls out tranquilizer darts.
"Just to be safe..." Shironu-chan replies and shoots him several times on the neck and rear.
*Minxi joins in on the fun and helps kick Naraku*
"Black permanent marker?" Shironu-chan offers one to Minxi, who takes it gratefully, and they begin to draw on Naraku's already beat-up face.
Back with the Inu-Yasha group... "So... that weird friend of yours in the U.S. gave you all tickets to fly there?" Kagome's mom asked calmly.
Kagome nodded, expecting a definite "no" from her mother. Kagome's mom thought for a while, and then smiled.
"Okay, you can go." She answered, and then Kagome hugged her happily.
After a while, they decided that Sango would sleep in Kagome's room, Miroku and Inu-Yasha would sleep in the living room, and Shippou would sleep in Souta's room.
"Kagome?" Sango asked, as she laid wide-awake on her futon.
"Yes, Sango?" Kagome sighed tiredly.
"Are you sure that those 'doors' of yours will really work to keep Miroku out of here?" she asked squinting at the door untrustingly.
Kagome yawned and responded, "Yeah, it is fine. I used what we call a 'lock'."
"..." Sango continued to stare at the door suspiciously until she fell asleep.
Miroku snuck out of his futon after everyone had fallen asleep. He crept up the stairs, and as he did this, Inu-Yasha's ears twitched. He tiptoed to Kagome's room oh so quietly, skillfully, and carefully. A perverted grin crossed his features as it always has, as he gripped the doorknob and began to turn it.
Miroku's hair stood on end when Inu-Yasha said, "Baka, it's locked."
"Umm... uh... I wasn't going into there to... I wasn't going into there at all! I was only... anou... making sure that they're safe from demons! Yes! That's what I was doing!" Miroku stuttered nervously.
"Anyway, when'd you get here? You nearly scared me to death!" Miroku grumbled, still a little in shock.
"Keh, leave the girls alone and go back to sleep. If you do this again, I swear, I'll do more than scare you." Inu-Yasha warned, glaring at the perverted monk menacingly.
Miroku gulped and went back downstairs to get some sleep; Inu-Yasha followed, to make sure that the hentai houshi didn't try to make a second trip. He soon fell asleep, being the last one in the house to do so.
Back with Shironu-chan's group... Shironu-chan, Minxi, Consuelo, Stephanie, and Krista are each holding seven of Shironu-chan's Inu-Yasha playing cards playing Mau, or... about to, that is.
Minxi's already said, "This is the traditional seven card game of Mau. I am the Mau, and you may now pick up your cards. There are two rules- don't ask questions and pay attention."
"I summon the person to my left to place down a card." Minxi said with an evil smile.
"So, can I put any card down?" Krista asks.
That was her mistake.
"No questions!" Minxi says, and hands her the card back, along with an extra one as punishment. "It's like Uno." Minxi explains.
Krista snarls, and then sets down a three of spades over the five of spades.
"Failure to say 'spade'." Minxi says, handing her card back for a second time, with yet again, another card.
"SPADE!" Krista yelled at Minxi this time as she placed the card onto the deck again.
"Please... be careful with my Inu-Yasha cards... I love them dearly..." Shironu-chan said.
Stephanie placed a king of spades down and said, "Spade" without a problem, and Consuelo did likewise with a nine.
"Spade." Shironu-chan said confidently as she set down the seven of spades, only to get it returned to her along with another card as Minxi stated, "Failure to say, 'have a nice day'."
Shironu-chan growled and slammed the seven of spades on the top again, this time shouting, "SPADE! HAVE A NICE DAY!"
Shironu-chan's eye twitched as she muttered under her breath, "Have a poopie day, you stupid, poopie, tiki-god, Mau."
Krista set down the eight of spades while saying, "Spade. Have a nice day."
"Unnecessary words!" Minxi scolded and handed her card and then one back to Krista.
"Krista's about to explode..." Stephanie warned.
Consuelo began gleefully counting down, "Three... Two... One..."
*Vein pop* "SPADE!" Krista exclaimed and whispered more to herself, "... and don't have a nice day..."
As Stephanie reviewed her cards, trying to find either an eight or another spade to play, Minxi calmly said, "Five second rule." And she handed Shironu-chan a card.
"What? It's not even my turn!" Shironu-chan protested.
"No questions." Minxi handed her another card, as everyone else at the table snickered at her misfortune.
"Five second rule." Minxi's face remained smiling, almost mockingly as Shironu-chan was handed, yet again, another card.
"I'll show you a 'five second rule'!" Shironu-chan yelled as she began choking Minxi.
"That made absolutely no sense!" Consuelo said with a laugh.
"Make me!" Shironu-chan growled as she continued to choke Minxi,
"Again, that made no sense!" this time Stephanie pointed out.
"Five... second... rule..." Minxi said as she began to turn a shade of purple from being choked.
"Just play a card!" Krista yelled, loosing her patience.
Shironu-chan obeyed, taking her hands off from Minxi's neck, to play the card that Minxi just handed her,
A... while later...
"Can't we stop yet? We've been playing the same game of Mau for hours now! Let's just say that Minxi wins." Krista proposed.
"Yeah, I'm tired." Stephanie agreed.
"Okay, fine. Shironu-chan," Minxi said as she glanced at her watch, "it's time to go check on everyone again."
Minxi and Shironu-chan exchanged evil glances and ran off together with more tranquilizer darts and their Sharpies.
"I'm hungry." Consuelo... you're ALWAYS hungry, baka!" Krista said with a not-so-happy glare.
"You're so mean! SOMEONE certainly isn't in a good mood today!" Consuelo backfired.
"Shut up! It's because I never get any sleep! It's all ba-" Krista doesn't get to finish saying that "it's all band's fault! For cryin' out loud", because she is cut off by a package of hotdogs flying out of nowhere, and hitting her, rendering the band nerd unconscious.
"Where'd that come from?" Stephanie asked dumbly.
Consuelo shrugged and went off to get food.
Back with Shironu-chan and Minxi... Minxi and Shironu-chan stare dumbfounded at the sight they saw when they entered the large room with all of the less-like characters.
"Where'd he...? Minxi managed to spit out.
"I swear, the last time I came in here... he wasn't wearing THAT!" Shironu- chan said as she looked at Sesshoumaru, who was now wearing a long, pink, frilly, sparkly dress.
Shironu-chan slapped her forehead. "This is what I get for leaving him near a closet full of elaborate, elegant, evening gowns.
"But how did he get changed into it? I thought that we tranquilized EVERYONE an hour ago." Minxi wondered aloud.
"Hmm... maybe the tranquilizer wore off quickly on him, and he found that there was no escaping this room, and then he discovered the closet. Then he must have found the dress that suited his body the best, and he changed into it. I supposed he was so happy in the dress that he simply fell asleep dreaming about being a woman, so all the men that he likes won't reject him." Shironu-chan mused.
"Sounds about right to me, but... is that your make-up that he's wearing?" Minxi asked as they noticed the shiny pink color of his lips, the lavender glitter that was placed carefully on his eyelids, the mascara that made his eyelashes look double length and width, rosy color of his cheeks, and... Was that pink glow in the dark nail polish?! 0.o
"Yeah... kowai... this is really disturbing." Shironu-chan said while preparing a new tranquilizer dart for the cross dresser.
"Y'know, it is a pity that he wasn't born a woman; he'd make a really pretty woman." Minxi decided.
"Yes, I suppose..." Shironu-chan said while shooting him with the tranquilizer darts.
They finished putting the tranquilizer darts in everyone, then began drawing on their faces and kicking some of them.
"I'm tired." Minxi said with a yawn.
"Me too. Extra tranquilizer darts for everyone, and then I'm going to sleep in my futon." Shironu-chan said, and then they did so by giving everyone more tranquilizer darts.
That's the end of the first chapter! What do you think of it so far? I hope that you liked it! I typed up this chapter instead of reading Jane Eyre for English *laughs nervously*. That reminds me, I still need to read 80 more pages by tomorrow... Ugh... Oh, if you were wondering, we are in my house in Tokyo (no, I really don't have one, but it'd be cool if I did!)
Incase you had no clue why this is under Humor/ Parody category, it's because I originally got inspiration for this while watching a thing at the end of the Fushigi Yuugi OVA (I don't own it _!)
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Oh, if you haven't already read my other fanfic, "Break the Love Spell", then please read and review for it! It's completed!
~Shironu-chan (I am Sango)
"Rubik's! Rubik's! Rubik's! Rubik's! Rubik's!"
*Stretches* I think I've been in hibernation since I ended my last fanfic. That or I just became lazy. Well it isn't easy been buried in homework, projects, and studying for tests since school has started back. Consuelo: Uh, Shironu-chan, are you forgetting that you had over a month BEFORE school started back to start posting new fanfics? I am Sango: Anou... *laughs nervously* Well... umm... Consuelo: That's what I thought. *Shakes head in disapproval. * You may have your reasons NOW, but you were just being lazy in the summer. I am Sango: *Changes the subject. * This is how my first fanfic started out. I ate chocolate and decided to write a fanfic. Since I was (and am) at my dad's house without the Internet *sigh *.
WARNING: Please don't read this and review just because you get really angry if I poke fun at Sesshoumaru, Naraku, or Kikyou.
Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-Yasha.
Note: I, Shironu-chan, am sending Kagome emails to her laptop.
Kagome clicked on the email from YoukaiTaijaSango@aol.com. It read-
"Oi, Kagome-chan! I've been saving up my money, and I decided to buy all of the Inu-Yasha staff tickets to the U.S. on a jet plane! There won't even be anyone else on the plane! My more-liked people, (you included), get to sit first class, and everyone else, my less-liked people, will be more in the back of the jet, with a door separating you. Tell everyone to get packed, because the plane is canceled to leave in two more days! Jaa bai bai! ~Shironu-chan"
Kagome stared blankly at the email for a few minutes, and then replied. When she finished, she told Sango, Miroku, Inu-Yasha, Shippou, and Myouga about the news.
As for telling everyone else on the show. well, Shironu-chan went to them personally, and for the most of them, against their will. With the help of large objects and tranquilizer darts, Shironu-chan took care of them...
Poor Kagome... she had to explain not only what a jet airplane is, but also had to explain what the U.S. is. After everyone's stuff was packed, Kagome gave everyone a Shikon no Tama kakera (shard). Then they jumped down the well.
Of course, Sango, Miroku, Shippou and Myouga were completely shocked when they arrived to present-day Tokyo. Miroku had the time of his life seeing all of the schoolgirls in their uniforms. Naturally, Sango whacked Miroku with Hiraikotsu when Miroku sent perverted looks their way. People stared at them as if they were all crazy because they were dressed like they were from the feudal era. Due to his tail, Shippou had to pretend to be a stuffed animal, which he was not too happy about. Myouga was absolutely amazed by the improvements in present-day Tokyo.
Meanwhile, back with Shironu-chan... Shironu-chan was now with her friends, (Minxi, Consuelo, Stephanie, and Krista), sipping green tea.
"So, Shironu-chan, tell me why you knocked out these people from Inu-Yasha, and brought us to Tokyo simply to go back to the U.S.? And why are we leaving on a separate plane?" Stephanie asked confusedly.
"Knowing Shironu-chan, it's probably all part of some large-scale evil plot." Minxi explained.
*Naraku starts to twitch*
"Hey, Shironu-chan..." Consuelo started to say as she stares at the twitching Naraku.
"Hmm?" Shironu-chan looked up from her tea and noticed Naraku's twitching. "Oh, no worries! That's nothing that large objects can't take care of!" *pulls Hiraikotsu out of nowhere and repeatedly whacks Naraku*
"Now what are you doing?" Krista asks confusedly as Shironu-chan pulls out tranquilizer darts.
"Just to be safe..." Shironu-chan replies and shoots him several times on the neck and rear.
*Minxi joins in on the fun and helps kick Naraku*
"Black permanent marker?" Shironu-chan offers one to Minxi, who takes it gratefully, and they begin to draw on Naraku's already beat-up face.
Back with the Inu-Yasha group... "So... that weird friend of yours in the U.S. gave you all tickets to fly there?" Kagome's mom asked calmly.
Kagome nodded, expecting a definite "no" from her mother. Kagome's mom thought for a while, and then smiled.
"Okay, you can go." She answered, and then Kagome hugged her happily.
After a while, they decided that Sango would sleep in Kagome's room, Miroku and Inu-Yasha would sleep in the living room, and Shippou would sleep in Souta's room.
"Kagome?" Sango asked, as she laid wide-awake on her futon.
"Yes, Sango?" Kagome sighed tiredly.
"Are you sure that those 'doors' of yours will really work to keep Miroku out of here?" she asked squinting at the door untrustingly.
Kagome yawned and responded, "Yeah, it is fine. I used what we call a 'lock'."
"..." Sango continued to stare at the door suspiciously until she fell asleep.
Miroku snuck out of his futon after everyone had fallen asleep. He crept up the stairs, and as he did this, Inu-Yasha's ears twitched. He tiptoed to Kagome's room oh so quietly, skillfully, and carefully. A perverted grin crossed his features as it always has, as he gripped the doorknob and began to turn it.
Miroku's hair stood on end when Inu-Yasha said, "Baka, it's locked."
"Umm... uh... I wasn't going into there to... I wasn't going into there at all! I was only... anou... making sure that they're safe from demons! Yes! That's what I was doing!" Miroku stuttered nervously.
"Anyway, when'd you get here? You nearly scared me to death!" Miroku grumbled, still a little in shock.
"Keh, leave the girls alone and go back to sleep. If you do this again, I swear, I'll do more than scare you." Inu-Yasha warned, glaring at the perverted monk menacingly.
Miroku gulped and went back downstairs to get some sleep; Inu-Yasha followed, to make sure that the hentai houshi didn't try to make a second trip. He soon fell asleep, being the last one in the house to do so.
Back with Shironu-chan's group... Shironu-chan, Minxi, Consuelo, Stephanie, and Krista are each holding seven of Shironu-chan's Inu-Yasha playing cards playing Mau, or... about to, that is.
Minxi's already said, "This is the traditional seven card game of Mau. I am the Mau, and you may now pick up your cards. There are two rules- don't ask questions and pay attention."
"I summon the person to my left to place down a card." Minxi said with an evil smile.
"So, can I put any card down?" Krista asks.
That was her mistake.
"No questions!" Minxi says, and hands her the card back, along with an extra one as punishment. "It's like Uno." Minxi explains.
Krista snarls, and then sets down a three of spades over the five of spades.
"Failure to say 'spade'." Minxi says, handing her card back for a second time, with yet again, another card.
"SPADE!" Krista yelled at Minxi this time as she placed the card onto the deck again.
"Please... be careful with my Inu-Yasha cards... I love them dearly..." Shironu-chan said.
Stephanie placed a king of spades down and said, "Spade" without a problem, and Consuelo did likewise with a nine.
"Spade." Shironu-chan said confidently as she set down the seven of spades, only to get it returned to her along with another card as Minxi stated, "Failure to say, 'have a nice day'."
Shironu-chan growled and slammed the seven of spades on the top again, this time shouting, "SPADE! HAVE A NICE DAY!"
Shironu-chan's eye twitched as she muttered under her breath, "Have a poopie day, you stupid, poopie, tiki-god, Mau."
Krista set down the eight of spades while saying, "Spade. Have a nice day."
"Unnecessary words!" Minxi scolded and handed her card and then one back to Krista.
"Krista's about to explode..." Stephanie warned.
Consuelo began gleefully counting down, "Three... Two... One..."
*Vein pop* "SPADE!" Krista exclaimed and whispered more to herself, "... and don't have a nice day..."
As Stephanie reviewed her cards, trying to find either an eight or another spade to play, Minxi calmly said, "Five second rule." And she handed Shironu-chan a card.
"What? It's not even my turn!" Shironu-chan protested.
"No questions." Minxi handed her another card, as everyone else at the table snickered at her misfortune.
"Five second rule." Minxi's face remained smiling, almost mockingly as Shironu-chan was handed, yet again, another card.
"I'll show you a 'five second rule'!" Shironu-chan yelled as she began choking Minxi.
"That made absolutely no sense!" Consuelo said with a laugh.
"Make me!" Shironu-chan growled as she continued to choke Minxi,
"Again, that made no sense!" this time Stephanie pointed out.
"Five... second... rule..." Minxi said as she began to turn a shade of purple from being choked.
"Just play a card!" Krista yelled, loosing her patience.
Shironu-chan obeyed, taking her hands off from Minxi's neck, to play the card that Minxi just handed her,
A... while later...
"Can't we stop yet? We've been playing the same game of Mau for hours now! Let's just say that Minxi wins." Krista proposed.
"Yeah, I'm tired." Stephanie agreed.
"Okay, fine. Shironu-chan," Minxi said as she glanced at her watch, "it's time to go check on everyone again."
Minxi and Shironu-chan exchanged evil glances and ran off together with more tranquilizer darts and their Sharpies.
"I'm hungry." Consuelo... you're ALWAYS hungry, baka!" Krista said with a not-so-happy glare.
"You're so mean! SOMEONE certainly isn't in a good mood today!" Consuelo backfired.
"Shut up! It's because I never get any sleep! It's all ba-" Krista doesn't get to finish saying that "it's all band's fault! For cryin' out loud", because she is cut off by a package of hotdogs flying out of nowhere, and hitting her, rendering the band nerd unconscious.
"Where'd that come from?" Stephanie asked dumbly.
Consuelo shrugged and went off to get food.
Back with Shironu-chan and Minxi... Minxi and Shironu-chan stare dumbfounded at the sight they saw when they entered the large room with all of the less-like characters.
"Where'd he...? Minxi managed to spit out.
"I swear, the last time I came in here... he wasn't wearing THAT!" Shironu- chan said as she looked at Sesshoumaru, who was now wearing a long, pink, frilly, sparkly dress.
Shironu-chan slapped her forehead. "This is what I get for leaving him near a closet full of elaborate, elegant, evening gowns.
"But how did he get changed into it? I thought that we tranquilized EVERYONE an hour ago." Minxi wondered aloud.
"Hmm... maybe the tranquilizer wore off quickly on him, and he found that there was no escaping this room, and then he discovered the closet. Then he must have found the dress that suited his body the best, and he changed into it. I supposed he was so happy in the dress that he simply fell asleep dreaming about being a woman, so all the men that he likes won't reject him." Shironu-chan mused.
"Sounds about right to me, but... is that your make-up that he's wearing?" Minxi asked as they noticed the shiny pink color of his lips, the lavender glitter that was placed carefully on his eyelids, the mascara that made his eyelashes look double length and width, rosy color of his cheeks, and... Was that pink glow in the dark nail polish?! 0.o
"Yeah... kowai... this is really disturbing." Shironu-chan said while preparing a new tranquilizer dart for the cross dresser.
"Y'know, it is a pity that he wasn't born a woman; he'd make a really pretty woman." Minxi decided.
"Yes, I suppose..." Shironu-chan said while shooting him with the tranquilizer darts.
They finished putting the tranquilizer darts in everyone, then began drawing on their faces and kicking some of them.
"I'm tired." Minxi said with a yawn.
"Me too. Extra tranquilizer darts for everyone, and then I'm going to sleep in my futon." Shironu-chan said, and then they did so by giving everyone more tranquilizer darts.
That's the end of the first chapter! What do you think of it so far? I hope that you liked it! I typed up this chapter instead of reading Jane Eyre for English *laughs nervously*. That reminds me, I still need to read 80 more pages by tomorrow... Ugh... Oh, if you were wondering, we are in my house in Tokyo (no, I really don't have one, but it'd be cool if I did!)
Incase you had no clue why this is under Humor/ Parody category, it's because I originally got inspiration for this while watching a thing at the end of the Fushigi Yuugi OVA (I don't own it _!)
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Oh, if you haven't already read my other fanfic, "Break the Love Spell", then please read and review for it! It's completed!
~Shironu-chan (I am Sango)
"Rubik's! Rubik's! Rubik's! Rubik's! Rubik's!"