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Oooohh.. This chapter turned out better then I expected. YAY!!! ^_^
Depressed Self: Ayden_N's current mood is rather perky with a slight depression. . Is that possible? Hyper Self: YUP!!!! ~_^ Depressed Self: -_-'
DISCLAIMER: I do not own JtHM, IFS, SQUEE!, or any other related topic. I only own Ayden, Twitch, Sanity, and the plot. Plus later characters I'm thinking of adding. Not now though. Sorry. -Is pelted with blunt objects-
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CHAPTER FIVE
Ayden found herself walking along a dirt path littered with trash and god knows what else. 'This is. different." She passed under a sign that said, 'Welcome to Heaven! (You can stop praying now.)' The path ended and Ayden stood in front of a booth, which was labeled: ADMITANCE. A very odd looking man with stringy hair and cool glasses glared at her.
"What the Hell do you want?" he snapped at her. Ayden blinked, knowing she probably looked rather stupid.
"C-could you tell me where I am? The last thing I remember is me saying something to my brother before everything blacked out," she stuttered. The man sighed.
"Can't you read? You're in Heaven! Do you even realize your neck is split open?" he yelled, pointing a long finger at her neck. She gaped and slowly lifted her hand to her pale neck and winced visibly. She felt a huge gash going across half of her neck. Ayden shuddered when she saw her fingers fell to her side with blood dripping from them.
"Alright. I'm going to take a guess and say your some sort of angel thing. Could you make my second mouth leave?" Ayden asked, noticing her voice was rather raspy. Most likely because most of her throat was split in half. The man thought for a moment before handing her a band-aid. She stared at it for a moment before shrugging and taking it. She awkwardly placed it on her neck and felt the thick slice fade to a large scar.
"You're not on the list," the man said.
"Meaning..?" Asked Ayden, eyebrow raised, arms crossed behind her back.
"Meaning you don't belong in Heaven."
"And what exactly have I done to make me go to Hell?"
"Nothing. You're not the type to sit around and stare at nothing like you would here. Now shut up and leave me alone." Ayden shrugged and walked away. 'If he wasn't already dead, I'd probably be strangling him right now.' She thought as she followed a little path. Suddenly Ayden stopped and stared at a little sign: Beware of God. 'O.. k.' she thought awkwardly. She continued walking down the little path until it abruptly ended in front of a Laz-e-GOD in which sat the fattest, baldest, lawn-gnome dwarf thing Ayden had ever seen. She couldn't help it. Ayden burst into laughter when she read the thing's shirt: GOD. God snorted and woke up, glaring blearily at Ayden who was currently having trouble trying to breathe in front of him.
"What do you want?" he grumbled. Ayden chuckled a little when she looked at God.
"A-are you God?" she asked. He nodded, hoping Ayden would leave soon, as he was quite tired. "You're. not what I expected." God shrugged. "Alright. if you're God, why aren't you doing anything to help Earth? You do realize what's going on down there, right?" she asked.
"No."
"MURDER! RAPE! MUGGING! ROBBING! TERRORISM NUCLEAR WARS! DRUG USE! ALCOHOL! AND OTHER THINGS EQUALLY DISTURBING! YOU MIGHT AS WELL END THE WORLD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! OR HERE'S A THOUGHT, FIX IT! DO SOMETHING! YOU'RE GOD!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE ALL OF THESE CREEPY HOLY POWERS OF GOOD! WHY AREN'T YOU USING THEM AND JUST SITTING HERE!?!?!?" Ayden paused here, panting slightly. God didn't reply. ".God?" She was greeted with a snore and a strange little reptile telling her to go away.
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"Alright.. Um. I'm not wanted here so can I go now? This place sucks and those flying bunnies aren't. right." Ayden called out, wandering around the throngs of people sitting in chairs and staring blankly at nothing. Suddenly huge amounts of smoke billowed around her. She cried out, but was cut off as she was suddenly transported to somewhere else.
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FWOOM! Ayden landed quite painfully in the middle of a grimy puddle with a splash. She sat up, rubbing the back of her head. "ow. I'm either alive or in Hell. I'm gonna go with the second one." She grumbled. A shadow loomed over her, blocking out the strange sun that looked like an eye. Warily, Ayden looked up. Way up.
Leering down at her was some sort of daemon about twelve feet tall at least. He had two large ram-like horns on the side of his head and a smaller one that stuck up from the back. His face was very gaunt and his sickly yellow skin tightened around his skull as he smirked.
"Very clever. Yes, you are in Hell. And I am Senor Diablo." (A/N: Yes, I know there's supposed to be a squiggly line over the 'n' but my computer doesn't do that. -sigh-) Ayden grinned and stood up, brushing herself off.
"So. Senor Diablo. Now that I'm stuck here for an eternity just because I don't like to stay in one place to long. what do I do now? And where the hell are all the other people?" she asked, leaning against a brick wall.
"This is a deserted area of Hell. The souls here are trying constantly to upgrade and look better then they were the day before. And no, you're not stuck here for an eternity. I have no use for your soul and you're needed back on Earth anyway," Senor Diablo replied. "Now, I must leave you for a while. It's not my job to give tours to mortals anyway. You just. walk around.." And Ayden found herself at a crosswalk of a very busy street where people were bellowing profanities at one another over the blare of bad music. The girl's eye twitched. 'Thank god I don't have to stay here. I'd be rekilling everyone in seconds.' She thought angrily as someone flicked her off for no reason.
After an hour of walking Ayden had seen seven car accidents, three 'murders', a rape, and a fat man run over by a truck while screaming something about cream cheese. Someone tapped her shoulder. Irritably Ayden turned around, ready to put her steel-toed boots to good use, but instead screamed when she saw who it was.
A cheerleader wearing bright pink everything, platinum blonde hair, and waving pom-poms wildly.
"Get the hell away from me you crazy bitch!" screeched Ayden, making a cross with two of her fingers. The cheerleader laughed.
"It's like, me silly! Senor Diablo! You like, get to go back to Earth! But before you go, would you like some questions answered?" The cheerleader said as she danced gleefully.
"Actually. yes. 1; Why is Johnny nuts? 2; Why am I needed back on Earth?" Ayden replied, right eye twitching as she stared at the perky monster. Senor Diablo was silent for a moment, and seemed to be pondering her questions. Finally he spoke.
"Johnny is 'nuts' because he is a waste-lock. He already was slightly insane before he became one though. A waste-lock is someone basically takes in all the bad vibes in its designated area. And to flush out excess waste. But Johnny became seriously insane because of his assigned voices.
"And in answer to your second question, I'm sorry but I'm not allowed to tell you just yet. When the time is right, I will send my son to explain. Any more questions?"
"Yeah. Johnny kills why?"
"To feed his 'wall monster', as he puts it. He must feed it blood or otherwise it would escape. Certain voices he has were given to him by the daemon itself, to make sure he keeps doing what he does. I'm still vague on many parts though. My superiors don't like to tell me much. By the way, it's been about three weeks since you 'died'. And off you go!!" and before Ayden could say a word, a strange ZZZZZZZT! Sound was heard and the girl was gone.
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TWO DAYS AFTER AYDEN'S DEMISE
Devi was painting a rather decent painting while half-listening to the news on television. Suddenly a certain name came on and made Devi's blood run cold.
"A sixteen-year old girl named Ayden Colt (A/N: -isn't sure if that's Nny's last name-) was reported missing by a friend of hers. Supposedly Ayden was going to her friend's house two days ago and never showed up. Police have yet to find any clues as to where the girl may have gone. And now to the weather!" the perky newscaster said, regarding the missing child as if she was some sort of road kill.
".Fuck." was all Devi could manage.
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Yes, Devi knows Ayden's gone. She doesn't know where she went though. Be prepared for several things next chapter!!!!!
REVIEW PLEASE!!!
Depressed Self: Ayden_N's current mood is rather perky with a slight depression. . Is that possible? Hyper Self: YUP!!!! ~_^ Depressed Self: -_-'
DISCLAIMER: I do not own JtHM, IFS, SQUEE!, or any other related topic. I only own Ayden, Twitch, Sanity, and the plot. Plus later characters I'm thinking of adding. Not now though. Sorry. -Is pelted with blunt objects-
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CHAPTER FIVE
Ayden found herself walking along a dirt path littered with trash and god knows what else. 'This is. different." She passed under a sign that said, 'Welcome to Heaven! (You can stop praying now.)' The path ended and Ayden stood in front of a booth, which was labeled: ADMITANCE. A very odd looking man with stringy hair and cool glasses glared at her.
"What the Hell do you want?" he snapped at her. Ayden blinked, knowing she probably looked rather stupid.
"C-could you tell me where I am? The last thing I remember is me saying something to my brother before everything blacked out," she stuttered. The man sighed.
"Can't you read? You're in Heaven! Do you even realize your neck is split open?" he yelled, pointing a long finger at her neck. She gaped and slowly lifted her hand to her pale neck and winced visibly. She felt a huge gash going across half of her neck. Ayden shuddered when she saw her fingers fell to her side with blood dripping from them.
"Alright. I'm going to take a guess and say your some sort of angel thing. Could you make my second mouth leave?" Ayden asked, noticing her voice was rather raspy. Most likely because most of her throat was split in half. The man thought for a moment before handing her a band-aid. She stared at it for a moment before shrugging and taking it. She awkwardly placed it on her neck and felt the thick slice fade to a large scar.
"You're not on the list," the man said.
"Meaning..?" Asked Ayden, eyebrow raised, arms crossed behind her back.
"Meaning you don't belong in Heaven."
"And what exactly have I done to make me go to Hell?"
"Nothing. You're not the type to sit around and stare at nothing like you would here. Now shut up and leave me alone." Ayden shrugged and walked away. 'If he wasn't already dead, I'd probably be strangling him right now.' She thought as she followed a little path. Suddenly Ayden stopped and stared at a little sign: Beware of God. 'O.. k.' she thought awkwardly. She continued walking down the little path until it abruptly ended in front of a Laz-e-GOD in which sat the fattest, baldest, lawn-gnome dwarf thing Ayden had ever seen. She couldn't help it. Ayden burst into laughter when she read the thing's shirt: GOD. God snorted and woke up, glaring blearily at Ayden who was currently having trouble trying to breathe in front of him.
"What do you want?" he grumbled. Ayden chuckled a little when she looked at God.
"A-are you God?" she asked. He nodded, hoping Ayden would leave soon, as he was quite tired. "You're. not what I expected." God shrugged. "Alright. if you're God, why aren't you doing anything to help Earth? You do realize what's going on down there, right?" she asked.
"No."
"MURDER! RAPE! MUGGING! ROBBING! TERRORISM NUCLEAR WARS! DRUG USE! ALCOHOL! AND OTHER THINGS EQUALLY DISTURBING! YOU MIGHT AS WELL END THE WORLD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! OR HERE'S A THOUGHT, FIX IT! DO SOMETHING! YOU'RE GOD!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE ALL OF THESE CREEPY HOLY POWERS OF GOOD! WHY AREN'T YOU USING THEM AND JUST SITTING HERE!?!?!?" Ayden paused here, panting slightly. God didn't reply. ".God?" She was greeted with a snore and a strange little reptile telling her to go away.
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"Alright.. Um. I'm not wanted here so can I go now? This place sucks and those flying bunnies aren't. right." Ayden called out, wandering around the throngs of people sitting in chairs and staring blankly at nothing. Suddenly huge amounts of smoke billowed around her. She cried out, but was cut off as she was suddenly transported to somewhere else.
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FWOOM! Ayden landed quite painfully in the middle of a grimy puddle with a splash. She sat up, rubbing the back of her head. "ow. I'm either alive or in Hell. I'm gonna go with the second one." She grumbled. A shadow loomed over her, blocking out the strange sun that looked like an eye. Warily, Ayden looked up. Way up.
Leering down at her was some sort of daemon about twelve feet tall at least. He had two large ram-like horns on the side of his head and a smaller one that stuck up from the back. His face was very gaunt and his sickly yellow skin tightened around his skull as he smirked.
"Very clever. Yes, you are in Hell. And I am Senor Diablo." (A/N: Yes, I know there's supposed to be a squiggly line over the 'n' but my computer doesn't do that. -sigh-) Ayden grinned and stood up, brushing herself off.
"So. Senor Diablo. Now that I'm stuck here for an eternity just because I don't like to stay in one place to long. what do I do now? And where the hell are all the other people?" she asked, leaning against a brick wall.
"This is a deserted area of Hell. The souls here are trying constantly to upgrade and look better then they were the day before. And no, you're not stuck here for an eternity. I have no use for your soul and you're needed back on Earth anyway," Senor Diablo replied. "Now, I must leave you for a while. It's not my job to give tours to mortals anyway. You just. walk around.." And Ayden found herself at a crosswalk of a very busy street where people were bellowing profanities at one another over the blare of bad music. The girl's eye twitched. 'Thank god I don't have to stay here. I'd be rekilling everyone in seconds.' She thought angrily as someone flicked her off for no reason.
After an hour of walking Ayden had seen seven car accidents, three 'murders', a rape, and a fat man run over by a truck while screaming something about cream cheese. Someone tapped her shoulder. Irritably Ayden turned around, ready to put her steel-toed boots to good use, but instead screamed when she saw who it was.
A cheerleader wearing bright pink everything, platinum blonde hair, and waving pom-poms wildly.
"Get the hell away from me you crazy bitch!" screeched Ayden, making a cross with two of her fingers. The cheerleader laughed.
"It's like, me silly! Senor Diablo! You like, get to go back to Earth! But before you go, would you like some questions answered?" The cheerleader said as she danced gleefully.
"Actually. yes. 1; Why is Johnny nuts? 2; Why am I needed back on Earth?" Ayden replied, right eye twitching as she stared at the perky monster. Senor Diablo was silent for a moment, and seemed to be pondering her questions. Finally he spoke.
"Johnny is 'nuts' because he is a waste-lock. He already was slightly insane before he became one though. A waste-lock is someone basically takes in all the bad vibes in its designated area. And to flush out excess waste. But Johnny became seriously insane because of his assigned voices.
"And in answer to your second question, I'm sorry but I'm not allowed to tell you just yet. When the time is right, I will send my son to explain. Any more questions?"
"Yeah. Johnny kills why?"
"To feed his 'wall monster', as he puts it. He must feed it blood or otherwise it would escape. Certain voices he has were given to him by the daemon itself, to make sure he keeps doing what he does. I'm still vague on many parts though. My superiors don't like to tell me much. By the way, it's been about three weeks since you 'died'. And off you go!!" and before Ayden could say a word, a strange ZZZZZZZT! Sound was heard and the girl was gone.
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TWO DAYS AFTER AYDEN'S DEMISE
Devi was painting a rather decent painting while half-listening to the news on television. Suddenly a certain name came on and made Devi's blood run cold.
"A sixteen-year old girl named Ayden Colt (A/N: -isn't sure if that's Nny's last name-) was reported missing by a friend of hers. Supposedly Ayden was going to her friend's house two days ago and never showed up. Police have yet to find any clues as to where the girl may have gone. And now to the weather!" the perky newscaster said, regarding the missing child as if she was some sort of road kill.
".Fuck." was all Devi could manage.
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Yes, Devi knows Ayden's gone. She doesn't know where she went though. Be prepared for several things next chapter!!!!!
REVIEW PLEASE!!!