SOMEWHERE ON THE STREETS OF THE IMAGINARY TOWN KENNYON'S COMEDY HOUR IS FILMED IN. . .

*He sits alone in a dark alley. He runs his hands through his dark curly hair and ponders what he has done.*

You-know-who: Why'd I do it? Why did I just leave her like that?

*He stands and begins to walk around trying to figure out what he just did. He begins to sing*

You- know-who: So that's what they call love

Woman, man, girl and boy

Guess that everything you heard about is true

So you ain't able ta stick around

Well, don't ya really have ta?

Don't ya wish she was waitin' up for you?

When I dream

On my own

I'm alone but I ain't lonely

For a dreamer night's the only time of day

When the city's finally sleepin'

All my thoughts begin to stray

And I'm on the train that's bound to be with her

And I'm free

Like the wind

Like I'm gonna live forever

It's a feeling time can never take away

All I need's a little more courage

And I'm all of hers ta stay

Dreams come true

Yes, they do

with Kennyon

Where does it say you gotta live and die alone?

Where does it say a guy can't catch a break?

Why should you only take what you're given?

Why should you spend your whole life livin'

Trapped where there ain't no future

Even at seventeen If the life don't seem to suit ya

How 'bout a change of scene?

Far from the lousy headlines

And the deadlines in between

Kennyon

Are you there?

Do you swear you won't forget me?

If I found you would you let me come and stay?

I ain't gettin' any younger

And before my dyin' day

I want space

Not just air

Let 'em laugh in my face I don't care

Save a place

I'll be there

So that's what they call love

Don't ya wish ya could be that way?

Ain't ya glad you got a dream called Kennyon?

Jack: *peering out a window with his nighty on. I guess he was takin a nap.* Hey was someone singing Sante Fe. . .

*Jack changes quickly and runs on to the street.*

Jack: So that's what they call a family. . .

*Jack please don't.*

Jack: Why not? Everyone loves that song!

*Says who?*

Jack: Well I want to sing it!

You-know-who: Please don't.

Jack: Hey you come back!

YKW: AAAHH!

*He runs off leaving Jack standing in the middle of the street.*

Jack: He never was one of my favorites. Then he has to go off and break her heart! I love Kennyon like nothing else. And well after my nasty divorce I want to keep her safe from people like. . .

*a drill is heard of Jack*

Jack: She deserves better. I can't believe he would do that! Hey was he the one singing my song?

*Jack lets go watch the show.*