I hope that everyone had a nice Thanksgiving! I am very sorry for not being able to post chapters while I was gone for the long weekend; I was at my dad's house, but I wrote down the chapter in my notebook, so, no worries ^_^! Please prepare yourself for what you are about to read. It may get a little strange and confusing perhaps. If it seems to you that everyone is acting really out of character, it is because I was bored when I wrote it, and I needed some form of entertainment... and I like to make everyone look like fools! *Laughs evilly* Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-Yasha.

"Where am I?" Naraku asked himself as he looked around himself angrily, "Who has taken I, Naraku, here? I will kill them. No, I will set them and their loved one against each other, leaving them with hatred that will burn through eternity. Yes! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Poor Nobunaga looked at Naraku warily. He knew that this man was not only insane, but also... very feminine in his appearance. He truly thought him to be a woman, until he heard his voice.

'SOMEONE'S a bit full of himself...' Nobunaga deducted.

Kouga slowly regained his consciousness (at the sounds of Naraku's cackling); he sat up and looked around, while sniffing the air.

"Where is Lady Kagome? Answer me, you fiend, where is MY WOMAN?!" Kouga demanded an answer from the nearby Naraku.

"I mean..." Kouga said, changing his tone of voice to an extremely angered one, "You slew my comrades! I'll make you pay!"

Naraku simply blinked dumbly with a blank expression.

"Oh... you're that wolf guy, right? Well, I didn't slaughter your wolf demon tribe, see, my detachment, Kagura," Naraku explained while motioning towards her, "is actually the one who killed them."

"STOP MAKING HER A SCAPEGOAT!" Kouga yelled.

'For a wimpy wolf, he's pretty hott...' Naraku thought while looking Kouga up and down.

"Eww... Stop looking at me like that!" Kouga whined.

(A/N: *Spins around in computer chair quaking and mooing*)

"I... need... SOULS!" was the first thing that Kikyou said after she awakened, "WAAAAAAAAAH!!! Where are my faithful minions? Where are my soul- stealing demons?!"

"WHERE'S MY MAKEUP?! I NEED MY MAKEUP!" Kagura screamed dramatically before falling back into her seat.

"Lord Sesshoumaru! LORD SESSHOUMARU! WAKE UP!" the toad shouted into his master's ear, in his normal, annoying voice.

Sesshoumaru, in an attempt to turn off his "alarm clock" (Jaken), waved his arms around and squashed Jaken to a blueberry/ strawberry/ banana pancake. (A/N: Pancakes... *drools*.)

Sesshoumaru looked around at all of the people sleepily.

"Naraku, my love!" Sesshoumaru said as he threw his arms around him.

"Oh, Sesshoumaru! Our time in that wretched room was made so much less painful with you at my side!" Naraku exclaimed.

"Naraku." he said with love in his eyes.

"Sesshoumaru." Naraku responded with a warm, caring, passionate tone of voice.

"Naraku."

"Sesshoumaru."

"Naraku."

"Sesshoumaru."

Bankotsu coughed to (hopefully) make them aware of the many people around them. Though, the pretty, pretty princess (Naraku) and the cross dresser (Sesshoumaru) paid no attention.

"Bankotsu, isn't it nice to see other men like me? ^_^" Jakotsu told his companion, who merely gave a warning growl as a response.

(In the cockpit, Consuelo randomly says, "Bankotsu senses tingling!")

"D*mn, what's all of this f*ckin' sh*t about?! My f*ckin' head hurts... where's my godd*mn mirror? Aren't any of you sad *ss b*stards and b*tches going to answer me?!" Kanna growled angrily as she stared at everyone.

"Kanna cusses?" Naraku asked himself, shocked to the core. 'NOOOO! Not my little BABY!'

"She's worse than Inu-Yasha. I certainly wasn't expecting THAT from such a little girl." Kagura mused.

By this time, Rin, Myouga, and Kirara had already awakened and found where the only other good people (Kouga and Nobunaga) were.

"I bet if we just knock and ask to come in, they'll let us join them. They really seem like nice people..." Rin suggested to Nobunaga.

"What's your name? I am Amari Nobunaga." said the person who was infamous for falling off of cliffs.

"I am Rin! It's very nice to meet you." the young girl stated.

(A/N: Just so you know, Rin isn't with Sesshoumaru right now, because he is clearly a little preoccupied with Naraku.)

Nobunaga knocked somewhat loudly on the door separating them from first class.

Kagome looked at the door oddly, wondering who was on the other side of it.

"Yes?" she replied to the knock.

But, it was very hard to hear anything for Nobunaga since everyone else was fighting amongst themselves. Nobunaga first asked the names of the people whom he didn't know yet, and then he replied through the cracks in the door, "It's Rin, Kouga, Myouga, Kirara, and I, Amari Nobunaga."

"Oh, Nobunaga! It's been so long since I've seen you!" Kagome squealed with delight.

"Then will you please, Lady Kagome, open the door for us?" Nobunaga inquired.

"Oh... Sorry!" Kagome apologized as she bowed slightly after letting them in.

"I give you much thanks, Lady Kagome... do you happen to have any more of those chips potato?" Nobunaga asked, hoping for a positive answer.

"Yes, I will give you a bag later, okay?" she answered her old friend.

Kouga, (once he shut the door behind himself), held Kagome's hands in his own and, as always, said, "Kagome, you're my woman."

This made Kagome blush profusely, even though she'd heard this a plethora of times already.

"When are you going to leave that dog terd over there," Kouga motioned towards Inu-Yasha, "and join me?"

"Uh... Kouga..." Kagome said, averting her eyes and fidgeting under his ever- intense gaze.

"Kagome... the cool points are out the window, and you've got me all twisted up in the game." Kouga told her calmly.

Kagome gave the wolf demon a very confused look.

'Was that English?' Kagome wondered with her brows furrowed.

Kirara happily jumped into Sango's lap and mewed. Myouga hopped onto the slumbering Inu-Yasha's shoulder and began pitying him.

"Poor Lord Inu-Yasha. He couldn't even swallow..." Myouga said licking his lips "couldn't even swallow... blood. Oh yeah!"

Myouga joyously began to suck the blood from the hanyou's neck. Inu-Yasha was awakened at this sensation and slapped the spot on his neck where Myouga had been feasting. Of course, Myouga went sailing off in his flattened form. When Inu-Yasha woke up, he wasn't too delighted. First, he looked over at Kagome and Kouga. Inu-Yasha got up and stood by Kouga angrily with various vein pops.

"Just what do you think that you are doing to Kagome?" Inu-Yasha growled.

"She is much safer in my care. Look, with you, she ended up getting kidnapped and ended up here." Kouga protested.

"What're you babbling about, wimpy wolf? Kagome's friend INVITED us here. It seems to me that YOU are the one that was kidnapped and wasn't even able to defend yourself against some 15 year old girl. You're such a loser. Kagome wouldn't even be HALF as happy with you as she is with me." Inu- Yasha said cockily with a smirk, feeling that he had won the verbal battle.

This made Kouga very angry, but the wolf demon found himself at a loss for words to express his rage.

'How DARE that dog-breath say that! The "15 year old girl" had some type of very effective weapon.' Kouga thought with vein pops.

(A/N: Is it just me, or does "vein pops" sound like some sort of breakfast cereal? That's why I leave it worded like that in here, even if it does sounds awkward =^-^=.)

To break the building tension, the flea, who was now back to his normal state, and Rin began to do the Macarena while singing the song. This was a successful attempt to get all's attention, and everyone (Miroku, Sango, Kouga, Kagome, Inu-Yasha, and Nobunaga) stared at this strange and perplexing situation then fell down anime style and sweat dropped. But, Rin and Myouga paid no attention to this and continued to sing and dance.

"Heeeeeey, Macarena!" the duet sang exuberantly as they put their hands on their butts and shook their hips, and spun around, continuing the (seemingly) never-ending song.

In the cockpit...

Minxi, Consuelo, Krista, Stephanie, and Shironu-chan shared binoculars as they commenced in observing all of the bizarre occurrences that were happening.

"I've never seen them act this way before..." Krista commented.

"It's almost as if they are drunken..." Stephanie mused.

Back to the Inu-Yasha group...

Myouga and Rin finally finished their song and dance, and Inu-Yasha forgot what he had been doing, so he sat down into his chair and glanced out of the window.

"Ka... Kagome. KAGOME!" he beckoned to her.

"What?" Kagome asked as she stood next to him.

The hanyou pointed out of the window with a shaking finger.

"What are those?" Inu-Yasha asked.

"Those are clouds, baka." Kagome explained.

"WHAT?! Clouds? Like the ones in the sky? What in the seven hells...?" Inu- Yasha screamed.

"We are in the sky, baka." Kagome sighed.

"WHAT?!" Inu-Yasha shrieked, and the volume made everyone wince.

Inu-Yasha began rocking back and forth in a fetal position shaking, not wanting to believe what he'd heard. Yes, Inu-Yasha is deathly afraid of being inside a flying object (jet, airplane, helicopter, etc.).

(A/N: Imagine Sanosuke from Rurouni Kenshin in the train after the battle with Shishio. Tee hee :3. That's right, Sano, the train is only a big steam kettle, so it can't move ^_^.)

Two hours later (in the back of the plane), Kikyou gave a death glare.

"STOP POKING ME!" Kikyou, the witch/ whining clay pot demanded.

"Poke! Poke! POKE!" Bankotsu tortured her.

He continued his "assault" on her as he turned to speak with Jakotsu, ignoring Kikyou's incessant pleas to discontinue.

"So, she's basically a clay pot filled with hatred, right? Well, she doesn't feel that much like a clay pot when I poke her..." Bankotsu informed the homosexual member of the shichinintai.

"It must have been constructed well... she even seems so lifelike!" Jakotsu agreed while messing with her face.

(A/N: Notice that they are now referring to Kikyou as an "it" as opposed to a "she". ^-^)

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP IT!!!" Kikyou shouted at Bankotsu, who was now sniffing her.

"And it doesn't smell like a clay pot..." Bankotsu deducted.

'What DOES a clay pot smell like?' Jakotsu wondered.

"She smells more like..." Bankotsu continued to sniff her, trying to find the word just right to describe Kikyou's strange odor, "poo."

Bankotsu stopped poking and sniffing her, and now he scooted away from Kikyou, giving her a disgusted look.

Kanna and Kagura were sitting together, both equally disgusted by the horrendous sight of seeing their "father" (Naraku) and Sesshoumaru making out. (A/N: EWW... *shudders*)

"Get a f*ckin' room, you f*gs." Kanna cursed.

'That is just SOOO gross!' Kagura thought with a shudder as she averted her eyes.

(A/N: My little brother randomly showed me a picture of some person in Ice Hockey named Bobby Holik; he has a unibrow... special, ne?)

"Now, Kanna, that's no way to talk to your fathers." Naraku scolded.

Kagura and Kanna both wore blank expressions at hearing this. This was more disturbing than seeing them making out. For once, Kagura's mind and Kanna's mind both seemed to be on the same track.

"FATHERS?!" they both exclaimed in unison.

Naraku only smiled lovingly at the man that he held in his arms.

'Could this be how we were created? As disturbing as it is, it makes a little more sense than Naraku having us on his own... I suppose that Sesshoumaru played the mother's part...' Kagura decided.

(A/N: It's better than what Consuelo originally thought. She thought that Naraku make two of himself and they got it on and the results were Kagura and Kanna. *Shudders* Eww...)

(A/N: Sorry, but what Kanna thought had to e edited out because it consisted purely of censors. Sorry about that, readers. Shame on you, Kanna!)

That's the end of chapter 5 of "Forbidden Women's Only Hot Springs!" ^_^ I know that things got a little crazy and out of hand, but I hope that you enjoyed it, and you have been inspired to review! Yes, REVIEW!

Random Rambling about the author:

I have a very large family; I have a brother (Steven- 12), sister (Shirley- 12), brother (Jason 18), half brother (Ryan- 22), and a stepsister (Amanda- 14). Stevo (that's what I call him to annoy him) was being chased around by Shirley a couple of hours ago, and Stevo randomly dropped to the ground, and Shirley tripped over him, flying. It was SOOO funny XD XD XD! I have a skinny Shiatsu named Lucky at my dad's house, and at my mom's house, I have a fat cat named Boots (I call him "Buyo-chan"). My grandma on my mom's side has 29 grandchildren, but we are the only ones in the family (from both my mom's and dad's sides) that live in Texas. Everyone else lives in CA f/ my mom's side, and most f/ my dad's side live in AL.

I am planning on studying abroad in Japan for my junior year of high school (next year). I am teaching myself Japanese (since they don't offer it at my school), and I also am teaching my friends. I give them tests on the weekend, and if they do well, we'll watch anime or bake food ^_^.

Okay, that's enough for now.

Thanks everyone who reviewed! I love getting reviews! You're all so kind ^_^!

If anyone was wondering what is up with the chapter titles, it is all based on the random quotes that I put at the very end of that chapter. Chapter one's quotes (from the beginning and end) are from an Arabian rap song XD! Chapter two and three are quotes from people that I made up (Soupy talks like a retard and Turby is Tuberculosis's mascot that looks like Kirby with a turban). Chapter four's is the Glorchinating theme song; Glorchinating is a game that I made up- it's the best! This quote is something that my Spanish teacher said when going over direct objects.

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~Shironu-chan (I am Sango)

"Who's getting the loving?" ~Mrs. Hamilton