Gomen nasai! I didn't mean for it to take me so long to post this chapter!
... and it's not even as long as previous chapters... *eats another
skittle* I am on my World History teacher's computer and it is during
lunch. I have 15, yes, 15 skittles for lunch. Ah, Wild Berry Skee-tuh-tuh-
lehs! Well, on with the chapter!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-Yasha.
Five hours and a 16-ounce (1 lb) bag of Skee-tuh-tuh-lehs later...
(That doesn't mean that the skittles were eaten slowly... Inu-Yasha ate the whole bag by himself within 30 seconds [about a minute ago.])
"Kagome, what was it that Inu-Yasha took from your bag and ate that has made him so different... so scary...?" Miroku asked the miko with a look of fear in his eyes.
"Skittles- a very sugary candy, infamous for making people go crazy from the hyperness from the overload of sugar in the body." Kagome answered him honestly.
"That doesn't sound very good..." Sango commented.
(Backtracking in time...) Inu-Yasha had found his only companion to be Kagome's backpack, sitting next to him, five minutes ago. In his jet plane- phobia loneliness, he tried to distract his attention from the scary (in his opinion) scene outside of the window by looking through Kagome's seemingly endless huge yellow backpack abyss. He paid no attention to Kagome yelling at him (when she noticed him momentarily during her conversation with her friends); when he reached a large, purple, colorful bag of Wild Berry Skittles, he stopped his search. The one-pound bag of skittles was originally bought for Kagome to snack on during the long trip overseas, but Inu-Yasha got to it first.
"Skee-tuh-tuh-lehs? What in the seven hells...?" Inu-Yasha commented to himself after reading the name of the candy. Then he read on and discovered that it was edible.
In an attempt to open the bag first with his hands then his fangs neither worked, so he went berserk and tore open the bag (somehow) with Tetsusaiga.
'All of that work was for nothing?' Inu-Yasha thought disappointedly as he took note of the small size of the colorful candy.
He shrugged and decided to try one anyway. After eating a green one, at first, there was no response. Though, 20 seconds later, a big stupid smile grew on his face- he officially had discovered the button on his right armrest. He sat back while pressing the button, amazed to see his seat move back.
"Dog terd, you're squishing my legs!" Kouga complained as Inu-Yasha continued to recline his chair.
He finally stopped, seeing that his seat would no longer move back. He set his sights on the bag of skittles, and devoured it whole. *Dramatic music plays in the background for a few seconds then stops*
Inu-Yasha's eyes widened as he noticed the other buttons, located above him. One was yellow with a picture of a lightbulb on it, and the other was orange with a picture of a person on it.
"Ooooo...! What does this button do?" Inu-Yasha asked himself (or maybe even the button) as he put a clawed finger to it.
"Pretty..." He discovered the light.
With his now short attention span, he soon found himself bored with pressing this button, so he decided to try out the orange one, pressing it repeatedly, seeing no affect.
"Hey, it's not doing anything!" Inu-Yasha complained and pushed the button repeatedly.
"I'm coming!!!" Shironu-chan yelled at Inu-Yasha (she's still in her disguised).
"Who're you?" Inu-Yasha asked happily (only because he had so many skittles).
"Queen of the evil brainless cheese monkeys. You?" she pretended not to be familiar with the hyper hanyou.
"Inu-Yasha." He replied.
"So, Inu-Yasha, what do you want?" she asked, referring to him pressing the button so many times.
Inu-Yasha, though, didn't know what she meant, so he answered, "I want to be a full fledged demon."
*Shironu-chan sweat drops*
"I can't help you with that, but I CAN get you a blanket, pillow, and/or a meal." Shironu-chan told him.
"Okay, I'll have them all!" Inu-Yasha informed her happily, "I want ramen."
"K. I'll be back in a couple of minutes." Shironu-chan said upon leaving.
When she reappeared, she holding out a blanket and pillow for the half demon.
"Hai!" she said as she gave them to him.
"Where's my ramen?" he inquired.
"It's being made; you'll have to wait while my lackeys make your food." Shironu-chan answered him and left.
Inu-Yasha shrugged and tied the blanket around his neck to look like Superman's cape.
"WHEEEEEEE!!!" Inu-Yasha yelled as he ran around, "Look, Kagome, I'm SPECIAL!"
(A/N: Kagome seriously needs to stop buying Skittles. Really -_-'.)
"Oi, Miroku, do you wanna play STUPERMAN with me?" Inu-Yasha asked the monk.
"No..." Miroku answered.
(A/N: Stuperman? Don't ask me...)
"Aw, c'mon Miroku, you know you wanna play with me..." Inu-Yasha begged.
"Okay, that just doesn't sound right..." Kagome commented, and Sango nodded her head in agreement.
Miroku replied, "0.o No... I don't."
Shironu-chan's lackeys emerged holding bowls of ramen, oden, Ramune bottles, kettles, and water bottles.
"Ramen or Oden?" Consuelo asked Sango joyfully.
(A/N: This must be the Japanese version of "Chicken or pasta?" Tee hee ^_^.)
"Oden please." Sango replied.
Consuelo nudged Krista, and then Krista handed her a bowl of Ramen and chopsticks.
"Would you like green tea, water, or Ramune?" Stephanie asked.
"I'll have green tea, please." she replied.
Minxi readily handed her a cup and poured steaming green tea into it for her. Shironu-chan came out of the cockpit with a remote control in hand; she then aimed it at the TV and pressed a few buttons, making the detective Conan eighth movie appear on the screen.
"There, you may watch this." she told them and went back to the place that she originated from.
"CONAN-KUN!" Minxi said exuberantly while plopping in front of the television.
Stephanie sighed and took over her job of drinks as they finished giving everyone their meal... well... everyone, with the exception of a hyper hanyou. Where was he? Their attention was brought to one of the overhead bins as they heard noises coming from it. Inu-Yasha then jumped out of the said overhead bin.
"RRRRRAAAAAAA... men! I want ramen!" he shouted as he accidentally landed on Kouga. Or was it an accident? Hmmm...
(A/N: He was actually yelling, "ramen" when he jumped out, he just elongated the first half of the word, making it sound like an attempt to scare everyone, and I think that he did...)
"Damned dog terd..." Kouga cursed.
"Oi, I heard that wimpy wolf, but I don't see him anywhere..." Inu-Yasha noticed his voice, but remained unaware that Kouga was the person that he was standing on.
Kouga growled, "Get off me, dog terd! Or I really will kill you..."
Inu-Yasha happily stepped off of the pissed off leader of the wolf demons.
Sorry! That's the end of this chapter! I feel really guilty for not having posted it sooner... gomen nasai... I know not much happened in this chapter, and it wasn't too funny, but *rationalization ACTION!* I am depressed that Krista is angry at me and will no longer talk to me... *sigh* Please review anyway! PLEASE? PLEASE?!
More random ramblings about the author:
I like to add "-ness" to the end words all the time. For example, "Musicness" "funness" "yayness" "yoshiness"! I also like to add "ACTION!" to the end of things like "stirring ACTION" "running into wall ACTION" "rationalization ACTION" "doing absolutely nothing ACTION"!
Before I was obsessed with Japan, I had an obsession with Ireland. Yes, Ireland. I even made my dad promise to take me there someday lol.
Every Tuesday over the summer, my friends (Consuelo, Krista, and Stephanie) and I would all rollerblade, run, or walk to the anime store, because on Tuesdays, it is rent one get one free on the anime DVDs. We would then decide that watching them on my computer wasn't good enough, so we'd rollerblade, run, or walk to Krista's house to watch them, and we'd ALWAYS at any of our gatherings, eat chips and queso and drink pink lemonade lol. It was like a ritual or something, seriously.
Okay, I guess this is enough rambling for now!
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If you haven't already read my other fanfic, "Break the Love Spell", then please read and review for it! It's completed!
~Shironu-chan (I am Sango)
"What is it up with you and fox ghosts?" ~Minxi
Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-Yasha.
Five hours and a 16-ounce (1 lb) bag of Skee-tuh-tuh-lehs later...
(That doesn't mean that the skittles were eaten slowly... Inu-Yasha ate the whole bag by himself within 30 seconds [about a minute ago.])
"Kagome, what was it that Inu-Yasha took from your bag and ate that has made him so different... so scary...?" Miroku asked the miko with a look of fear in his eyes.
"Skittles- a very sugary candy, infamous for making people go crazy from the hyperness from the overload of sugar in the body." Kagome answered him honestly.
"That doesn't sound very good..." Sango commented.
(Backtracking in time...) Inu-Yasha had found his only companion to be Kagome's backpack, sitting next to him, five minutes ago. In his jet plane- phobia loneliness, he tried to distract his attention from the scary (in his opinion) scene outside of the window by looking through Kagome's seemingly endless huge yellow backpack abyss. He paid no attention to Kagome yelling at him (when she noticed him momentarily during her conversation with her friends); when he reached a large, purple, colorful bag of Wild Berry Skittles, he stopped his search. The one-pound bag of skittles was originally bought for Kagome to snack on during the long trip overseas, but Inu-Yasha got to it first.
"Skee-tuh-tuh-lehs? What in the seven hells...?" Inu-Yasha commented to himself after reading the name of the candy. Then he read on and discovered that it was edible.
In an attempt to open the bag first with his hands then his fangs neither worked, so he went berserk and tore open the bag (somehow) with Tetsusaiga.
'All of that work was for nothing?' Inu-Yasha thought disappointedly as he took note of the small size of the colorful candy.
He shrugged and decided to try one anyway. After eating a green one, at first, there was no response. Though, 20 seconds later, a big stupid smile grew on his face- he officially had discovered the button on his right armrest. He sat back while pressing the button, amazed to see his seat move back.
"Dog terd, you're squishing my legs!" Kouga complained as Inu-Yasha continued to recline his chair.
He finally stopped, seeing that his seat would no longer move back. He set his sights on the bag of skittles, and devoured it whole. *Dramatic music plays in the background for a few seconds then stops*
Inu-Yasha's eyes widened as he noticed the other buttons, located above him. One was yellow with a picture of a lightbulb on it, and the other was orange with a picture of a person on it.
"Ooooo...! What does this button do?" Inu-Yasha asked himself (or maybe even the button) as he put a clawed finger to it.
"Pretty..." He discovered the light.
With his now short attention span, he soon found himself bored with pressing this button, so he decided to try out the orange one, pressing it repeatedly, seeing no affect.
"Hey, it's not doing anything!" Inu-Yasha complained and pushed the button repeatedly.
"I'm coming!!!" Shironu-chan yelled at Inu-Yasha (she's still in her disguised).
"Who're you?" Inu-Yasha asked happily (only because he had so many skittles).
"Queen of the evil brainless cheese monkeys. You?" she pretended not to be familiar with the hyper hanyou.
"Inu-Yasha." He replied.
"So, Inu-Yasha, what do you want?" she asked, referring to him pressing the button so many times.
Inu-Yasha, though, didn't know what she meant, so he answered, "I want to be a full fledged demon."
*Shironu-chan sweat drops*
"I can't help you with that, but I CAN get you a blanket, pillow, and/or a meal." Shironu-chan told him.
"Okay, I'll have them all!" Inu-Yasha informed her happily, "I want ramen."
"K. I'll be back in a couple of minutes." Shironu-chan said upon leaving.
When she reappeared, she holding out a blanket and pillow for the half demon.
"Hai!" she said as she gave them to him.
"Where's my ramen?" he inquired.
"It's being made; you'll have to wait while my lackeys make your food." Shironu-chan answered him and left.
Inu-Yasha shrugged and tied the blanket around his neck to look like Superman's cape.
"WHEEEEEEE!!!" Inu-Yasha yelled as he ran around, "Look, Kagome, I'm SPECIAL!"
(A/N: Kagome seriously needs to stop buying Skittles. Really -_-'.)
"Oi, Miroku, do you wanna play STUPERMAN with me?" Inu-Yasha asked the monk.
"No..." Miroku answered.
(A/N: Stuperman? Don't ask me...)
"Aw, c'mon Miroku, you know you wanna play with me..." Inu-Yasha begged.
"Okay, that just doesn't sound right..." Kagome commented, and Sango nodded her head in agreement.
Miroku replied, "0.o No... I don't."
Shironu-chan's lackeys emerged holding bowls of ramen, oden, Ramune bottles, kettles, and water bottles.
"Ramen or Oden?" Consuelo asked Sango joyfully.
(A/N: This must be the Japanese version of "Chicken or pasta?" Tee hee ^_^.)
"Oden please." Sango replied.
Consuelo nudged Krista, and then Krista handed her a bowl of Ramen and chopsticks.
"Would you like green tea, water, or Ramune?" Stephanie asked.
"I'll have green tea, please." she replied.
Minxi readily handed her a cup and poured steaming green tea into it for her. Shironu-chan came out of the cockpit with a remote control in hand; she then aimed it at the TV and pressed a few buttons, making the detective Conan eighth movie appear on the screen.
"There, you may watch this." she told them and went back to the place that she originated from.
"CONAN-KUN!" Minxi said exuberantly while plopping in front of the television.
Stephanie sighed and took over her job of drinks as they finished giving everyone their meal... well... everyone, with the exception of a hyper hanyou. Where was he? Their attention was brought to one of the overhead bins as they heard noises coming from it. Inu-Yasha then jumped out of the said overhead bin.
"RRRRRAAAAAAA... men! I want ramen!" he shouted as he accidentally landed on Kouga. Or was it an accident? Hmmm...
(A/N: He was actually yelling, "ramen" when he jumped out, he just elongated the first half of the word, making it sound like an attempt to scare everyone, and I think that he did...)
"Damned dog terd..." Kouga cursed.
"Oi, I heard that wimpy wolf, but I don't see him anywhere..." Inu-Yasha noticed his voice, but remained unaware that Kouga was the person that he was standing on.
Kouga growled, "Get off me, dog terd! Or I really will kill you..."
Inu-Yasha happily stepped off of the pissed off leader of the wolf demons.
Sorry! That's the end of this chapter! I feel really guilty for not having posted it sooner... gomen nasai... I know not much happened in this chapter, and it wasn't too funny, but *rationalization ACTION!* I am depressed that Krista is angry at me and will no longer talk to me... *sigh* Please review anyway! PLEASE? PLEASE?!
More random ramblings about the author:
I like to add "-ness" to the end words all the time. For example, "Musicness" "funness" "yayness" "yoshiness"! I also like to add "ACTION!" to the end of things like "stirring ACTION" "running into wall ACTION" "rationalization ACTION" "doing absolutely nothing ACTION"!
Before I was obsessed with Japan, I had an obsession with Ireland. Yes, Ireland. I even made my dad promise to take me there someday lol.
Every Tuesday over the summer, my friends (Consuelo, Krista, and Stephanie) and I would all rollerblade, run, or walk to the anime store, because on Tuesdays, it is rent one get one free on the anime DVDs. We would then decide that watching them on my computer wasn't good enough, so we'd rollerblade, run, or walk to Krista's house to watch them, and we'd ALWAYS at any of our gatherings, eat chips and queso and drink pink lemonade lol. It was like a ritual or something, seriously.
Okay, I guess this is enough rambling for now!
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
If you haven't already read my other fanfic, "Break the Love Spell", then please read and review for it! It's completed!
~Shironu-chan (I am Sango)
"What is it up with you and fox ghosts?" ~Minxi