*And we are back. Kennyon is still in a bad mood. She is sitting back
stage moping. We all are really mad at that stupid piece of . . . *
Legs: Narrator it`s a family show!
*Sorry. I`m just mad for Kennyon. Well Sureshot and Katie are still spinning on the fans. They are still going pretty strong. Sureshot had a run in with Race`s face a while ago, but he got the worse of it*
Race: Owe! My eye!
*Then Katie got winked at by Bumlets and she started squealing. That was funny. Weeeee. . .spin. . . .Weee. . . .Spin . . . weeeee!*
Spaz: They have been going for like an hour now!
Legs: I know. I wish one would fall.
Race: Which one?
Legs: I`m not going to tell you Race!
Race: Why not?
Legs: Because the host of the show isn`t supposed to reveal who she wants to win!
Race: But you ain`t the host.
Spaz: We are the temporary hosts.
Race: I`m sick of Kennyon sulking.
Jack: I am too.
David: I`m not.
Everyone but David: WHAT??
Legs: That is so rude.
Spaz: I can`t believe you would say that!
Race: I`m mean ta Kennyon, but I wouldn`t wish dat on her.
Jack: Yeah, Davie what`s your problem?
David: If Kennyon sulks and that crappy boy never comes back then I have a chance with her.
Legs: You know David I think some of Sarah is rubbing off on you!
Spaz: We don`t think you are being very nice.
Legs: You are like an evil robot gone on a rampage to steal all the donuts of the world so you can throw them at the children of Madagascar!
*Everyone on stage looks at Legs like she has gone mad. Sureshot jumps down and runs over to Legs*
Sureshot: That only happened once Legs! I can`t believe you would bring it up.
*Everyone looks over at Sureshot then up at the still spinning Katie. Everyone gasps. Bumlets comes running out.*
Bumlets: I heard one of the fans stop who won?
*Sureshot looks around and cries*
Sureshot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. . . ..*breath* . . . . .OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Katie jumps down and starts doing here victory dance.*
Katie: Uh huh! Yeah I won, I won! Take that Mr. President!
Bumlets: Who?
Katie: Oh nothing.
Bumlets: Well you are the winner. How do you feel?
Katie: Very dizzy.
*Katie almost falls but. . . oh how cute! . . . Bumlets` catches her.*
Race: Dank heavens dat`s over.
Jack: No kidding. Hey Bumlets take Katie to get a drink of water. She looks flushed. And Sureshot, um. . . .Well you can be my goil if you want. . .
*Sureshot I am so sorry. Kennyon drew the names out of a hat on who would win. Katie did. We are so sorry. If you don`t like Jack, tell me. If you have someone else in mind let me know. Oh and a side note. Jack never got married. So let`s forget about that. We like Jack. He`s much too good for Sarah. And Kennyon found this really hot picture of him the other day. But anyway. Moving on. Sorry again Sureshot! We love you.*
Sureshot: I`ll have to think about it Jack.
Jack: Ok. Well we need to get back to this David thing.
*All the newsies come out and crowd around David.*
Legs: *stepping to the front with Spaz* Now tell us why you want Kennyon to be unhappy.
Spaz: Yeah, Kennyon helped all of us find the best, so she deserves the best.
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Side note right here. . . .
I may sound a little conceited, but I`m not. May I refer you all to the all time classic song, *I`ve Gotta Crow* from the musical Peter Pan.
*Conceited? Not me. It`s just that I am what I am, and I`m me. When I look at myself and I see in myself All the wonderful things that I see! If I`m pleased with myself I have every good reason to be!*
Yeah, so if you have a problem with me being so cool and maybe a little cocky in this story, may I remind you. IT`S MY FAN FICTION! I LOVE MY NEWSIES AND THAT IS WHY I AM WRITING THIS STORY. SO I HAVE THE PRIVILEGE. . . NAY THE RIGHT TO BE WONDERFUL. Okay. Now that we have covered that. Let`s move on.
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Jack: She most certainly does!
Race: I know she does and I don`t even like `er most of da time.
Spot: She brought all of us here and made us stars! *Spot was holding on to Dreamer*
Dreamer: She has always been good to all of us.
Mush: What are you tinkin David?
Specs: *Coming out of nowhere, wait did I say Specs? Do I suspect a hint of something here?* Come off him guys.
*Specs has walked down the steps of the studio and is now standing head on with all the newsies and most of there girls. He is not being very smart taking on a crowd of angry singers and dancers. Specs knows all of them are mad at him. After all he did leave Kennyon stranded after finally seeing his face. That`s right you heard me. It was Specs. Mr. Improve- the-truth himself. It was Specs, all along Specs. If you didn`t get that by now, I`m sorry.*
Specs: David didn`t do nothin.
Legs: Yeah you did!
Spaz: Now everyone just remain calm!
*Everyone stood for a second trying to figure out what to do. Then came a voice from the crowd.*
Legs: Let`s soak `em for Kennyon!
*Everyone ran forward screaming. Jack grabbed Specs hands, Mush his feet. They dragged Specs over to a large pole and used Jack`s rope to tie him up. Everyone got him tightly secured and then looked at him.*
Dreamer: What do we do now?
Spot: Well we could torture him.
Agua: No, that wouldn`t be good. Then he might fight back.
Blink: But there are more of us then him!
Spaz: Boys we are not going to torture him!
Legs: Yeah, that would be just rude.
Race: Oh, come on. We could roll for it. Highest number gets to choose.
Legs: Race! We are not going to gamble over something like this.
Spaz: Hey Dutchy!
Dutchy: Yeah?
Spaz: You`re friends with Specs. How do we torture him without actually hurting him?
Dutchy: Well Specs has this fear of. . . .
*Dutchy was about to say something when he was cut off, by a voice at the back of the crowd. A blonde head came walking through and addressed them all.*
Kennyon: there will be no torturing Specs! I don`t want to have to deal with the authorities.
Jack: but me and Mush are the authorities.
Kennyon: I mean the real authorities. You guys are so stupid!
*Kennyon rolled her eyes at the newsies and then turned to face the tied up Specs*
Kennyon: As for you.
Specs: Look Kennyon I am very very. . .
Kennyon: I don`t know if I want to hear it right now. You hurt my feelings! You ran away from me! You broke out of Spaz`s duct tape!
Spaz: That stuff isn`t cheap you know!
Kennyon: Why did you hurt me like that?
Specs: I don`t know. Kennyon I just. . .
Kennyon: You just what? Thought this is a comedy show, it would be funny?
*We can see all the newsie boys dancing around in the background. He he he. They look funny*
Kennyon: Oh my. . . . Well Specs if you can prove your worth to me. I will forgive you.
Specs: I`ll do anything.
Les: You guys are dancing and I wasn`t invited.
*Les begins to move all around. He is humming the words to *Bye Bye Bye!* by N*SYNC. He is trying to do all the moves. This time he looks like a hummingbird, caught by poor little kids then drugged. Oh my.*
Sarah: Go Les Go!
*We never really like Sarah.*
Spaz: I have a theory.
Legs: What`s that Spaz?
Spaz: Sarah is legally blind.
Legs: What makes you say that?
Spaz: Well she tried to hit Morris, and she hit the wall. And she is always squinting.
Legs: Makes sense.
Spaz: Where`s Katie?
Legs: Bumlets is getting her some water. Then knowing him he probably took her to dinner so he could be the gentlemen.
Spaz: He likes doing that don`t he.
Legs: Yeah, then he will ask her to fence with him. To finish the evening off.
*Wait what happened to the conversation between Kennyon and Specs? When did you two become all supreme leaders of conversations?*
Spaz: On the 32 of May 2004.65.
*Uh huh*
Legs: Spaz, I think we better go back to Kennyon and Specs. . . .Spaz?
*Spaz has been carried off by the Green Garden Gnomes.*
GGG: We are taking her hostage until we get our buttons back!
Legs: But where will you take her?
GGG: To the far reaches of the land where the sun don`t shine and the rain don`t fall.
Legs: So Oklahoma then?
GGG: No you idiot! Timmy`s bedroom.
*Well we`ll sort that out later. Back to Specs and Kennyon*
Specs: I`ll do anything for you.
Kennyon: Fine. If you really will do anything rescue Spaz!
Specs: *gulp* I have to go in Timmy`s room?
Dutchy: I touched his mattress!
Specs: Yeah but I have to far into that place.
*The green garden gnomes have appeared again.*
GGG: We didn`t get the host. We`ll take this one too.
Kennyon: Hey get your hands off of me! What are you doing? Put me down!
*The Green Garden Gnomes have stolen Kennyon! They know have Spaz, the Duct Tape Queen and Kennyon the host of Kennyon`s Comedy Hour.*
Spot: We know who they are!
*Yes but they have taken them!*
Dutchy: Well Specs. . . .Go to it buddy.
Specs: I have to go rescue them! I can be strong! Hand me my cape. . . .
Dutchy: You have it on buddy.
Specs: Oh. . . .Well here goes then!
*Specs tries to blast off but then remembers he is tied to a pole*
Specs: Um. . . Dutch. . . a little help?
Dutchy: Sorry man.
*Dutchy un ties Specs and Specs takes off!*
Specs: I`m coming Kennyon!
Dutchy: What about Spaz?
Specs: Well then you can come too! You can get Spaz and I will get Kennyon.
Dutchy: Ok. We can be the dynamic duo!
Specs: Yeah we can be superheroes!
Dutchy: But what should our names be?
Specs: *putting his moustache on.* I can be Moustached Man!
Dutchy: and I can be um. . . .Duct Tape Guy! I knew the outfit Spaz made me would come in handy.
Specs: Oh. . . .we can wear matching glasses!
Dutchy: Yeah that would be great!
Spot: Here guys you can use these.
*Spot hands the two each a pair of metallic blue sun glasses.*
Dutchy: Ok, now we just need super powers.
Lily: Oh! I can help with that. I have this stuff. . . *Lily holds up a bottle*
Specs: That`s just Blinkie Boy`s Spot Remover.
Lily: Well it`s radioactive. It will give you powers.
*Lily pours a little on the hands of Specs*
Lily: Feel any different?
Specs: I can see through walls! And. . . *Lasers come from Specs` eyes* . . . .Do that!
Lily: Your next Dutchy.
*Lily pours a little on Dutchy`s hands.*
Dutchy: I feel. . . stronger!
*Dutchy goes over to a wall and hits it with his head. It comes crashing down*
Specs: Well now we have the super powers. It`s time to rescue my Kennyon!
Dutchy: and my Duct Tape Queen! I need her back. She is going to compete in the national Bed Jumping Contest.
Lily: WAIT!
Specs: Now what?
Lily: Dutchy`s costume is okay, but Specs you need more than the moustache.
Specs: Like what?
Lily: Hmmmm. . . .Spandex!
Specs: WHAT??
*All the newsies burst out laughing. Specs in Spandex ought to be hilarious.*
Lily: Oh, come on. You aren`t too big for spandex are you?
Specs: Lily. . .
Lily: Come on, Kennyon will think you`re a Sexy Specsy.
*The newsies are now laughing even harder. This is too much. Specs is going to wear Spandex. That is too much.*
Specs: Really? Ok, I`ll wear it.
*Specs changes into a blue spandex suit matching his glasses. He puts his cape around his shoulders and puts the moustache on. Dutchy is in his red duct tape out fit with matching cape. He has his blue glasses all ready.*
Dutchy: You ready Moustached Man?
Specs: Let`s Go Duct Tape Guy!
*The two run back stage.*
Dutchy and Specs: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!
*Stay tuned for the awesome adventures of. . . .WOULD YOU NEWSIES STOP LAUGHING! SPECS` SPANDEX ISN`T THAT FUNNY! . . . . Sorry about that folks. Stay tuned for the awesome adventures of Spandex. . . I mean Moustached Man and Duct Tape Guy! . . . OK IT IS FUNNY BUT YOU GUYS BETTER SHUT UP!*
Legs: Narrator it`s a family show!
*Sorry. I`m just mad for Kennyon. Well Sureshot and Katie are still spinning on the fans. They are still going pretty strong. Sureshot had a run in with Race`s face a while ago, but he got the worse of it*
Race: Owe! My eye!
*Then Katie got winked at by Bumlets and she started squealing. That was funny. Weeeee. . .spin. . . .Weee. . . .Spin . . . weeeee!*
Spaz: They have been going for like an hour now!
Legs: I know. I wish one would fall.
Race: Which one?
Legs: I`m not going to tell you Race!
Race: Why not?
Legs: Because the host of the show isn`t supposed to reveal who she wants to win!
Race: But you ain`t the host.
Spaz: We are the temporary hosts.
Race: I`m sick of Kennyon sulking.
Jack: I am too.
David: I`m not.
Everyone but David: WHAT??
Legs: That is so rude.
Spaz: I can`t believe you would say that!
Race: I`m mean ta Kennyon, but I wouldn`t wish dat on her.
Jack: Yeah, Davie what`s your problem?
David: If Kennyon sulks and that crappy boy never comes back then I have a chance with her.
Legs: You know David I think some of Sarah is rubbing off on you!
Spaz: We don`t think you are being very nice.
Legs: You are like an evil robot gone on a rampage to steal all the donuts of the world so you can throw them at the children of Madagascar!
*Everyone on stage looks at Legs like she has gone mad. Sureshot jumps down and runs over to Legs*
Sureshot: That only happened once Legs! I can`t believe you would bring it up.
*Everyone looks over at Sureshot then up at the still spinning Katie. Everyone gasps. Bumlets comes running out.*
Bumlets: I heard one of the fans stop who won?
*Sureshot looks around and cries*
Sureshot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. . . ..*breath* . . . . .OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Katie jumps down and starts doing here victory dance.*
Katie: Uh huh! Yeah I won, I won! Take that Mr. President!
Bumlets: Who?
Katie: Oh nothing.
Bumlets: Well you are the winner. How do you feel?
Katie: Very dizzy.
*Katie almost falls but. . . oh how cute! . . . Bumlets` catches her.*
Race: Dank heavens dat`s over.
Jack: No kidding. Hey Bumlets take Katie to get a drink of water. She looks flushed. And Sureshot, um. . . .Well you can be my goil if you want. . .
*Sureshot I am so sorry. Kennyon drew the names out of a hat on who would win. Katie did. We are so sorry. If you don`t like Jack, tell me. If you have someone else in mind let me know. Oh and a side note. Jack never got married. So let`s forget about that. We like Jack. He`s much too good for Sarah. And Kennyon found this really hot picture of him the other day. But anyway. Moving on. Sorry again Sureshot! We love you.*
Sureshot: I`ll have to think about it Jack.
Jack: Ok. Well we need to get back to this David thing.
*All the newsies come out and crowd around David.*
Legs: *stepping to the front with Spaz* Now tell us why you want Kennyon to be unhappy.
Spaz: Yeah, Kennyon helped all of us find the best, so she deserves the best.
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Side note right here. . . .
I may sound a little conceited, but I`m not. May I refer you all to the all time classic song, *I`ve Gotta Crow* from the musical Peter Pan.
*Conceited? Not me. It`s just that I am what I am, and I`m me. When I look at myself and I see in myself All the wonderful things that I see! If I`m pleased with myself I have every good reason to be!*
Yeah, so if you have a problem with me being so cool and maybe a little cocky in this story, may I remind you. IT`S MY FAN FICTION! I LOVE MY NEWSIES AND THAT IS WHY I AM WRITING THIS STORY. SO I HAVE THE PRIVILEGE. . . NAY THE RIGHT TO BE WONDERFUL. Okay. Now that we have covered that. Let`s move on.
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Jack: She most certainly does!
Race: I know she does and I don`t even like `er most of da time.
Spot: She brought all of us here and made us stars! *Spot was holding on to Dreamer*
Dreamer: She has always been good to all of us.
Mush: What are you tinkin David?
Specs: *Coming out of nowhere, wait did I say Specs? Do I suspect a hint of something here?* Come off him guys.
*Specs has walked down the steps of the studio and is now standing head on with all the newsies and most of there girls. He is not being very smart taking on a crowd of angry singers and dancers. Specs knows all of them are mad at him. After all he did leave Kennyon stranded after finally seeing his face. That`s right you heard me. It was Specs. Mr. Improve- the-truth himself. It was Specs, all along Specs. If you didn`t get that by now, I`m sorry.*
Specs: David didn`t do nothin.
Legs: Yeah you did!
Spaz: Now everyone just remain calm!
*Everyone stood for a second trying to figure out what to do. Then came a voice from the crowd.*
Legs: Let`s soak `em for Kennyon!
*Everyone ran forward screaming. Jack grabbed Specs hands, Mush his feet. They dragged Specs over to a large pole and used Jack`s rope to tie him up. Everyone got him tightly secured and then looked at him.*
Dreamer: What do we do now?
Spot: Well we could torture him.
Agua: No, that wouldn`t be good. Then he might fight back.
Blink: But there are more of us then him!
Spaz: Boys we are not going to torture him!
Legs: Yeah, that would be just rude.
Race: Oh, come on. We could roll for it. Highest number gets to choose.
Legs: Race! We are not going to gamble over something like this.
Spaz: Hey Dutchy!
Dutchy: Yeah?
Spaz: You`re friends with Specs. How do we torture him without actually hurting him?
Dutchy: Well Specs has this fear of. . . .
*Dutchy was about to say something when he was cut off, by a voice at the back of the crowd. A blonde head came walking through and addressed them all.*
Kennyon: there will be no torturing Specs! I don`t want to have to deal with the authorities.
Jack: but me and Mush are the authorities.
Kennyon: I mean the real authorities. You guys are so stupid!
*Kennyon rolled her eyes at the newsies and then turned to face the tied up Specs*
Kennyon: As for you.
Specs: Look Kennyon I am very very. . .
Kennyon: I don`t know if I want to hear it right now. You hurt my feelings! You ran away from me! You broke out of Spaz`s duct tape!
Spaz: That stuff isn`t cheap you know!
Kennyon: Why did you hurt me like that?
Specs: I don`t know. Kennyon I just. . .
Kennyon: You just what? Thought this is a comedy show, it would be funny?
*We can see all the newsie boys dancing around in the background. He he he. They look funny*
Kennyon: Oh my. . . . Well Specs if you can prove your worth to me. I will forgive you.
Specs: I`ll do anything.
Les: You guys are dancing and I wasn`t invited.
*Les begins to move all around. He is humming the words to *Bye Bye Bye!* by N*SYNC. He is trying to do all the moves. This time he looks like a hummingbird, caught by poor little kids then drugged. Oh my.*
Sarah: Go Les Go!
*We never really like Sarah.*
Spaz: I have a theory.
Legs: What`s that Spaz?
Spaz: Sarah is legally blind.
Legs: What makes you say that?
Spaz: Well she tried to hit Morris, and she hit the wall. And she is always squinting.
Legs: Makes sense.
Spaz: Where`s Katie?
Legs: Bumlets is getting her some water. Then knowing him he probably took her to dinner so he could be the gentlemen.
Spaz: He likes doing that don`t he.
Legs: Yeah, then he will ask her to fence with him. To finish the evening off.
*Wait what happened to the conversation between Kennyon and Specs? When did you two become all supreme leaders of conversations?*
Spaz: On the 32 of May 2004.65.
*Uh huh*
Legs: Spaz, I think we better go back to Kennyon and Specs. . . .Spaz?
*Spaz has been carried off by the Green Garden Gnomes.*
GGG: We are taking her hostage until we get our buttons back!
Legs: But where will you take her?
GGG: To the far reaches of the land where the sun don`t shine and the rain don`t fall.
Legs: So Oklahoma then?
GGG: No you idiot! Timmy`s bedroom.
*Well we`ll sort that out later. Back to Specs and Kennyon*
Specs: I`ll do anything for you.
Kennyon: Fine. If you really will do anything rescue Spaz!
Specs: *gulp* I have to go in Timmy`s room?
Dutchy: I touched his mattress!
Specs: Yeah but I have to far into that place.
*The green garden gnomes have appeared again.*
GGG: We didn`t get the host. We`ll take this one too.
Kennyon: Hey get your hands off of me! What are you doing? Put me down!
*The Green Garden Gnomes have stolen Kennyon! They know have Spaz, the Duct Tape Queen and Kennyon the host of Kennyon`s Comedy Hour.*
Spot: We know who they are!
*Yes but they have taken them!*
Dutchy: Well Specs. . . .Go to it buddy.
Specs: I have to go rescue them! I can be strong! Hand me my cape. . . .
Dutchy: You have it on buddy.
Specs: Oh. . . .Well here goes then!
*Specs tries to blast off but then remembers he is tied to a pole*
Specs: Um. . . Dutch. . . a little help?
Dutchy: Sorry man.
*Dutchy un ties Specs and Specs takes off!*
Specs: I`m coming Kennyon!
Dutchy: What about Spaz?
Specs: Well then you can come too! You can get Spaz and I will get Kennyon.
Dutchy: Ok. We can be the dynamic duo!
Specs: Yeah we can be superheroes!
Dutchy: But what should our names be?
Specs: *putting his moustache on.* I can be Moustached Man!
Dutchy: and I can be um. . . .Duct Tape Guy! I knew the outfit Spaz made me would come in handy.
Specs: Oh. . . .we can wear matching glasses!
Dutchy: Yeah that would be great!
Spot: Here guys you can use these.
*Spot hands the two each a pair of metallic blue sun glasses.*
Dutchy: Ok, now we just need super powers.
Lily: Oh! I can help with that. I have this stuff. . . *Lily holds up a bottle*
Specs: That`s just Blinkie Boy`s Spot Remover.
Lily: Well it`s radioactive. It will give you powers.
*Lily pours a little on the hands of Specs*
Lily: Feel any different?
Specs: I can see through walls! And. . . *Lasers come from Specs` eyes* . . . .Do that!
Lily: Your next Dutchy.
*Lily pours a little on Dutchy`s hands.*
Dutchy: I feel. . . stronger!
*Dutchy goes over to a wall and hits it with his head. It comes crashing down*
Specs: Well now we have the super powers. It`s time to rescue my Kennyon!
Dutchy: and my Duct Tape Queen! I need her back. She is going to compete in the national Bed Jumping Contest.
Lily: WAIT!
Specs: Now what?
Lily: Dutchy`s costume is okay, but Specs you need more than the moustache.
Specs: Like what?
Lily: Hmmmm. . . .Spandex!
Specs: WHAT??
*All the newsies burst out laughing. Specs in Spandex ought to be hilarious.*
Lily: Oh, come on. You aren`t too big for spandex are you?
Specs: Lily. . .
Lily: Come on, Kennyon will think you`re a Sexy Specsy.
*The newsies are now laughing even harder. This is too much. Specs is going to wear Spandex. That is too much.*
Specs: Really? Ok, I`ll wear it.
*Specs changes into a blue spandex suit matching his glasses. He puts his cape around his shoulders and puts the moustache on. Dutchy is in his red duct tape out fit with matching cape. He has his blue glasses all ready.*
Dutchy: You ready Moustached Man?
Specs: Let`s Go Duct Tape Guy!
*The two run back stage.*
Dutchy and Specs: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!
*Stay tuned for the awesome adventures of. . . .WOULD YOU NEWSIES STOP LAUGHING! SPECS` SPANDEX ISN`T THAT FUNNY! . . . . Sorry about that folks. Stay tuned for the awesome adventures of Spandex. . . I mean Moustached Man and Duct Tape Guy! . . . OK IT IS FUNNY BUT YOU GUYS BETTER SHUT UP!*