I am about to go to the mall, since my mom STILL has Christmas shopping to do (even though it's 3 days until Christmas). I am going to go to Walden Books and buy some manga, since sadly, I only own 4 at the moment *tear*. I would like to wish everyone a very happy holiday, whichever one that you celebrate! I won't be able to post until like the 6th or something, because that is when I will be back from my dad's house, so Happy New Year! Well, on with the chapter!

Disclaimer: I STILL don't own Inu-Yasha, nor do I own Fushigi Yuugi and Cats, the musical.

Miroku blinked in surprise, and he let go of her hands with a scared/ confused look on his face.

"Y- y- y- you will?!" Miroku asked, perhaps to check if he had heard the drunken girl correctly.

Shironu-chan continued to smile and repeated her answer of, "^______^ *hic* Uh-huh!"

A big perverted grin crossed the monk's features and he then told her, "Okay, then, lets go get started on that now... *insert perverted smile here*"

He grabbed her by the hands, pulling her with him to where no one could see them, now with one arm around her waist, trailing further and further down.

Back to everyone else...

"0.o speaking of the girl, where IS she?" Kouga asked confusedly, looking around.

Everyone had been too intent on Minxi and Stephanie's speech to have noticed that she'd been asked to bear the perverted monk's child, said yes, and now the both of them were nowhere to be found. After everyone had searched for a while, they discovered that there was no trace of Shironu- chan nor Miroku. Sango motioned for everyone to come near her.

"I think I found them..." she whispered as they all looked at the door.

"They're in the bathroom together?!" Kagura asked as she read the sign on the door.

"Shh... listen..." Kagome whispered, as they all strained to hear what exactly was going on inside.

Hard breathing and excited giggled could be heard.

"What do you think they're doing in there, Sango?" Shippou asked innocently.

"Faster, Miroku, faster!" Shironu-chan's voice was heard, "Come on, *hic* tee hee hee hee. Hey, you're pretty good at this. It doesn't seem like this is your first time *hic* hee hee."

"I'm going as fast as I can! Hey, you're not that bad either ^-^. You seem quite experienced at this." Miroku replied.

Sango gave a completely appalled and disgusted look, then told Shippou innocently, "I have no clue what they're doing!"

"Krista, would you stop laughing?!" Consuelo told her friend.

"^-^ I always knew Shironu-chan was obsessed with Miroku! HAHAHAHA!" Krista replied.

"Come here, Krista, they've found them. Listen!" Consuelo ordered her.

Krista made her way towards the crowded area, and also put her ear to the bathroom door. More hard breathing and excited giggles were heard.

"Miroku! Miroku! Faster! YES!" Shironu-chan told the monk.

"Is this better?" he asked.

"*hic* Tee hee hee hee. YES! Much better!" Shironu-chan told him joyously.

"Pretty good, ne? I bet you never thought that a Buddhist monk could be so good at this kind of thing." Miroku responded.

Shironu-chan's response wasn't heard, but just more drunken giggles.

"Okay! I think that I've heard enough! I'm opening the door!" Krista said after hearing more than she wanted to.

"NO! Are you insane? That's disgusting! Who wants to walk in on them when they're in the middle of Kami-sama knows what!" Inu-Yasha protested, blocking Krista from getting her hand on the doorknob.

Though, Kikyou seemed to have found somewhat of a soft spot for Krista, (or she just wanted to do the opposite of Inu-Yasha's wishes), and she pushed him out of he way, allowing Krista to open the door. Sango and Kagome dove for Shippou, covering his eyes.

"*hic* Tee hee hee hee..." Shironu-chan continued, then noticed that everyone was staring at her and Miroku, so they both stopped in the middle of playing Dance Dance Revolution.

"*hic Hewwo!" Shironu-chan greeted everyone happily.

Nothing seems to phase her when she's drunken from kids' Champaign. She is more of a passive drunk, as opposed to a violent, angry one.

"Oi! We were just about to beat the level too!" Miroku growled angrily.

Everyone except the monk and the drunken girl fell down anime style.

"So... you mean... you actually weren't..." Sango stuttered, as she and Kagome took their hands away from Shippou's eyes.

Shironu-chan smiled, still in a blissful state when she asked the demon exterminator, "We weren't actually doing *hic* what...?"

Miroku laughed nervously and explained, "Well... we WERE going to, but Shironu-chan seemed to have thought, when she was having the jet plane assembled, that Dance Dance Revolution game would go best in the bathroom. So, when I took her here to... uh... start working... we decided to just play Dance Dance Revolution instead."

"0.o Shironu-chan, just why DID you want a Dance Dance Revolution game on a jet plane, anyway?" Minxi questioned her friend.

"Well, *hic*I was at the mall not too long ago, and my little sister*hic* made me take her to Tilt. When we were there*hic*, I saw someone playing Dance Dance Revolution. Since then*hic*, I have wanted to play, *hic* but didn't have the time, so I just got it *hic* put on the jet plane. I figured that I would *hic* be able to find the time to play on the long trip overseas. *hic*" Shironu-chan answered.

Krista, in a fit of rage, strangled Shironu-chan after hearing this.

"Erk... What'd *hic* I do?" Shironu-chan asked weakly with Krista's hands wrapped tightly around her neck.

"BAKA!" Krista said with a schwa on the "ka", "We all thought that you and that lech were having a DIFFERENT form of fun!"

Miroku laughed nervously and admitted, "She DID agree to bearing my child..."

"Huh? *hic* I did?" Shironu-chan asked with a purple face.

"Damn your bed memory!" Krista hissed.

Consuelo, Minxi, and Stephanie were finally able to restrain Krista, leaving Shironu-chan gasping for breath, her face slowly returning to a normal color.

"Feh" was Krista's response to her friends trying to calm her down.

"Keh." Inu-Yasha retorted, with his arms crossed over his chest, as he walked back to first class, along with the others who originated from the first class seating on Shironu-chan's jet plane.

Krista, Consuelo, Minxi, Stephanie, and Shironu-chan made their way back to the cockpit. Of course, Shironu-chan was feeling weak after playing Dance Dance Revolution AND the kids' Champaign was beginning to take affect on her, making her feel quite woozy and drowsy.

"Minix, Shironu-chan is tired..." Shironu-chan spoke in third person to her friend.

"M'kay." Minxi replied in her "confident retard" voice.

"You can rest over there." She said, pointing to a leftover pillow and blanket.

"*hic* Thanksies," Shironu-chan thanked her, getting herself situated, "Oyasuminasai..."

After Shironu-chan had fallen into her own dreamland, her friends began to talk amongst themselves.

"Good thing THAT'S all over with. *sigh*" Stephanie commented.

Though, Krista seemed to be in some sort of shock, babbling to herself, "She said yes... she AGREED to bearing Miroku's child! I knew it! I knew it all along! Shironu-chan DOES love Miroku! She DOES have a thing for monks! Eww... but she AGREED to bear his child... That's worse than I would've thought that she'd do..."

"So, Minxi, how much longer is it until the plane lands?" Consuelo asked.

Minxi checked her watch, then referred to a sheet of paper in her purse.

"It should be in about half of an hour..." Minxi answered.

"Really? The plane ride ha gone by fast... I wish that we could've stayed longer in Japan..." Consuelo responded.

"Flight attendants, prepare for arrival." One of the pilots announced over the intercom.

That's the end of this chapter! YAY! It's Christmas Eve! Sorry for making this chapter kinda short again, but give me a break; I posted this chapter (that means that I wrote it, then I typed it) in less than 3 days! *Stretches* I got to open one of my Christmas presents early today, and it was a Cardcaptor Sakura DVD ^_^.

Boku wa ureshii desu! ^_______^ Benni-san (Kim- my stepdad) signed me up online so I get to go A-kon! Yes! Shironu-chan is going to another anime convention! (I went to one with Stephanie and her brother on Labor Day Weekend.) I can't wait! I am going to try to cosplay as Miroku! I was going to cosplay as Sango, but it is HARD! I tried that, and it didn't turn out too well *laughs nervously*. *Does a "I'm going to an anime convention" dance around the computer while listening to "Ghanan Ghanan Ghir Ghir Badra" from Lagaan*

Random Ramblings about the author:

I was an anime HATER up until March. Krista and Consuelo were "plotting evil" (meaning plotting on getting me into anime), but they did nothing about it. The day before Valentine's Day, I needed a colored picture printed, but I didn't have a color printer, so I asked Krista to print it out for me. She did, under the one condition that I read ONE Inu-Yasha manga. Heh heh heh... I didn't for a few weeks. But, when I was talking to her online, she made a reference to "SIT" and I said, "hahaha". But, online you can't tell whether the person is being sarcastic (which I was) or if they seriously think something is funny. So, the next day at school, Krista handed me the first Inu-Yasha manga. I stared at her funny, because I truly didn't intend to read it. But, when I got home, I procrastinated, and instead of working on a project or homework, I read the manga. Lo and behold, I liked it.

Inu-Yasha is the first manga I ever read, it is my first love. I refused to watch or read anything other than Inu-Yasha until June, when I got myself into liking various other things, and Krista, Consuelo, Stephanie, and eventually Minxi got me into other anime and manga too. So, there you have it. Krista isn't all bad. She isn't just an evil, violent, band nerd (gomen nasai, Krista!); she is actually the person who started it all, and got me into manga and anime. Thank you, Krista!

Responses to ALL reviews (in alphabetical order)-

Aguro- 0.o I really don't see how my fanfic is THAT great... I seriously don't see the mentioned, "action, adventure, romance"... *laughs* It's okay. Thanks for reviewing! Happy Holidays!

Avril2334- Have you played Mau before? I love that game! And, when I am the Mau, giving cards to people can be the funnest part! Well, unless we are playing with my beloved Inu-Yasha cards, then the game gets violent and my cards get bent, I get angry, so on... Thanks for reviewing! Happy Holidays!

Chibi Angel Sama- I am sure that I wanna go to school in Japan. I know that they have half days of school on Saturdays, but I think that it would be totally worth it! I also liked writing the part with Myouga and Rin doing the Macarena ^_^. Mainly because it seems like something that they'd never do ^_^... Thanks for reviewing! Happy Holidays!

Damien- It's okay that it took you a while ^_^. Thanks for reviewing! Happy Holidays!

Delirium- Hey, Shironu-chan just doesn't like Sessy (nor does she like Naraku and Kikyou), so Shironu-chan will always make fun of them. Sorry! I always thought that Kanna never says much, so it would be pretty funny to have her be quite the potty mouth ^_^. Thanks for reviewing! Happy Holidays!

Densetsu unmei- I like your username! Very special! If you really liked the card game (Mau) I can teach you how to play ^_^. It's the bestest! *Shironu- chan and Minxi both yell: Mau Rocks!* Thanks for reviewing! Happy Holidays!

eX Driver Liz- Thanks for review so much also! ^_^ Yes, to me, reviews are like food, FEED ME!!! Sorry... I am glad that you think that my story is funny ^_^. And you should go buy yourself a bag (I suggest a 1 pound bag of Wild Berry- my personal favorite) Skee- tuh tuh- lehs. ^_^ They're the bestest! Thanks for reviewing! Happy Holidays!

Feh- Well, maybe I don't like you bashing some of MY favorite characters! Okay?! Keh! I bothered to warn you at the beginning of the chapter about the bashings of you "favorite characters". Seriously, I don't see how anyone can lie them... Anyway, thanks for reviewing! Happy Holidays!

Funmaker- ^_^ You have also made Shironu-chan happy with all of the reviews that you feed me ^_^. I will try to review some more to your fanfic if I remember... Remembering is the hard part for me... I have a really bad memory... Thanks for reviewing! Happy Holidays!

Gothic Youkai666- Thanks for the reviews! I like your new fanfic too! Thanks for reviewing! Happy Holidays!

HarmonyCloud- Oi, I am going back and re-reading my old fanfic, and you weren't the best beta reader... tsk, tsk, tsk. Just kidding! Thanks for helping me so much with my new website! I really owe you for that! Thanks for reviewing! Happy Holidays!

Katherine/Megan Jones- We sang "Memory" in our spring choir concert last year, and I like the song. But... it sadly, gets stuck in one's head too easily. The result- I made Inu-Yasha characters sing it in my fanfic ^_^. Thanks for reviewing! Happy Holidays!

KenshinFreak- I am glad that you reviewed for every chapter! Hey, people, you can learn from her. Shironu-chan is overjoyed to have people review more than once, and especially exuberant when people are kind enough to Shironu-chan to review for each chapter! Thanks for reviewing! Happy Holidays!

LadyKnightAlanna- You've been to Fluffy mag?! I love that site! I used to go there all the time over the summer and read "Big Buttocks"; it is so funny! But, I never could tell whether the webmistress was obsessed with Sessy or just liked to make fun of him... Thanks for reviewing! Happy Holidays!

Meitantei Lili- *pats you on the back* It'll be okay... BoA's Mandarin MIGHT improve... Sorry. Thanks for the 2 Inu-Yasha manga and the Inu-Yasha DVD ^_^. Minxi, you're the bestest! Run over to my house any time you need to when your dad's over, k? Thanks for reviewing! Happy Holidays!

Mrs. Les Demondes- *Laughs evilly* I made you review for the chapters *sticks out tongue*. Anyway, Consuelo, thanks for being there when I needed someone to test Minxi's Detective Conan Stun Gun Watch Replica on ^_^. Thanks for reviewing! Happy Holidays!

Narakus true identity- I was actually debating whether it would be Naraku or Sesshoumaru to cross-dress, but I eventually decided to make equal fools of them and let them take turns ^_^! Thanks for reviewing! Happy Holidays!

Ni-chan1- I am flattered that a Sessy fan would read my fanfic and laugh at him ^_^. Thanks for reviewing! Happy Holidays!

Ramen2- I was actually thinking about having Shippou freak out when he saw the TV... Thanks for the idea! Thanks for reviewing! Happy Holidays!

*whipes sweat from forehead* WOW! That was a LOT of responses to reviews! I only left out the few people who I had already responded to their reviews in previous chapters. But, (to them) thanks for reviewing! Happy Holidays!

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