^_^ Konnichiwa! I am at my dad's typing up my chapter... I am sooo happy! I
got my package from my friend in Japan. I got a pretty necklace, a cell
phone catalog, a snowman plushy, a sparkly ornament, an awesome Christmas
card, and... Volume 32 of Inu-Yasha manga!!! YAYNESS!!! No, it is NOT in
English, for the retards that ask that question. Well, on with the chapter!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-Yasha.
Inu-Yasha, who had asked not to sit by the window due to his fear, asked Kagome, "Oi, Kagome, how much longer is this plane ride going to be? It's taking forever..."
"I don't know, but it should be over soon." she replied.
"When we get there, what'll we do?" he asked.
"I think that Shironu-chan mentioned something about a hot springs." Kagome told him with a smile, (since she loves hot springs).
Shippou now noticed that the TV was on. He jumped onto Kagome's shoulder.
"Kagome, what's that thing? Why are those little people trapped inside? Is it some sort of prison?" the kitsune asked the schoolgirl.
Kagome knew that he wouldn't understand electronics or how a television works, since he's from the feudal era of Japan, so she decided to make up a little story.
"It is kind of like a prison for small people, whether they are good or bad, they get trapped inside of this contraption called a 'TV'." Kagome told him.
Inu-Yasha and Shippou gave her confused looks.
"What does 'TV' stand for?" Inu-Yasha asked her.
"It stands for 'Takeover Vapor', of course," she answered.
"Takeover Vapor?" Shippou repeated.
"It is filled with a special vapor which makes you able to control the little people inside." Kagome explained.
"Oh... so... you can control them?" Shippou wondered aloud.
"You bet I can! Watch this; at hearing my vocal command, they will obey," Kagome said, holding the remote, as she pressed the pause button, she said, "FREEZE!"
"Oooos" and "Ahs" were heard from Inu-Yasha and Shippou (even Myouga), as they watched in amazement as the people on the screen discontinued movement and sound.
"UNFREEZE!" Kagome commanded, pressing the play button.
"SUGOI!" Shippou commented, clapping his hands.
"If they start to annoy me, and I don't want to hear them, all I have to do is say, 'SHUT UP!'" Kagome said, pressing the mute button.
The people's mouths were still moving; they were still carrying on their conversation, but with no noise now.
She showed them the power of the fast forward and rewind buttons, and she decided to stop after that, leaving them utterly astonished at the true power of the takeover vapor and Kagome's commands to the little people.
'I can't believe that they actually bought that crap...' Kagome thought with a giggle to herself.
While this had been happening, Miroku had fallen asleep. Sango found this the perfect opportunity to... have some fun.
She began to braid Miroku's hair; when she had finished, his whole head was covered in many small braids. She stifled laughter when she looked at him now. Sango felt especially vengeful for what Miroku had done earlier by asking a 15-year-old girl to bear his child, so Sango took out the makeup that Kagome's mom had bought her and began applying it to Miroku's face. She eventually put hot pink eye shadow, "scarlet rose kiss" lipstick, blue mascara, and light blue sparkly blush on the slumbering monk. When she finished, she looked at him and couldn't help but to laugh.
Miroku twitched in his sleep, making Sango jump, thinking that he had awoken. She relaxed again when she discovered that he was still in a deep sleep. She sighed in relief, and then she felt the monk's hand on her bottom, groping the demon exterminator.
"HENTAI!!!" she yelled, whacking him, (being careful not to mess up his beautiful hair and face), over the head with Hiraikotsu.
He had been asleep when he'd groped her; yes, he'd been "sleep groping". This may have happened due to how often he does it, and it had come as second nature to him, so he could literally do it in his sleep. Or perhaps he had just been having a very good dream until his skull met Boomerang Bone. Or maybe this was practice for future groping attempts. Whichever one it had been did not matter, because now he was awake with a big headache, and wondering what had happened to cause him the throbbing pain in his head.
Eventually, Sango fell asleep and remained asleep for the remainder of the flight. She was curled up with her hands and head resting on Miroku (awww). When the plane had landed, Miroku placed his right hand on Sango's butt and shook her softly to wake her up. But, of course, in Sango's sleeping, she lifted Hiraikotsu and whacked Miroku. He tried this method again, receiving the same result, so he gave up, since she was now awake (and needless to say, not happy).
I almost feel sorry for Kouga... he had to play Barbies with Rin for the entirety of the flight. Though, it's only ALMOST sorry since he seemed to be enjoying himself. He chose to be Barbie, and Rin chose to be Ken.
"I'd better put on my makeup and find a pretty dress for the dance tonight, Maybe if I look pretty enough, Ken will kiss me -^_^-!" Kouga said in a girly voice as he made Barbie walk around through the house, going through various dresses, trying to find the prettiest one.
"Barbie, you're takin' too frickin' long! Hurry the hells up!" Rin made Ken, who was waiting impatiently at the door yell, then mumble to himself, "D*mn woman..."
"Okay, dear!" Kouga made Barbie say as he put a big, sparkly dress on her, then made her go outside to meet Ken.
Rin and Kouga bumped Ken and Barbie together, making kissing noises XD! Sadly, the playing with the Barbies ended abruptly when the jet landed.
Nobunaga, who had been standing up, dancing with his monkey, fell over when the jet landed. Nobunaga's monkey then stood on Nobunaga's back, spinning plates (that seemingly came out of nowhere) with his fingers.
That's the end of the chapter! Sorry for making everyone wait! I know that I said that I wouldn't have this chapter up until later, but I had enough written, and I got my dad to let me go to the library so I can post my chapter ^_^. My Internet has been down since Christmas Eve, unfortunately, but that wont stop me from posting! I live about a three-minute walk from the library, so it's all good! Thank you SOOO much for all of the reviews! *Runs over and hugs all the reviewers* I love receiving reviews sooo much!!!
Here are responses to everyone who reviewed since I posted...
Single White Rose- Oi, did you change your username thingy? Yes, Betty is stupid... Naughty Miroku... well, at least he didn't really go threw with his plan *sighs in relief*; that wouldn't have turned out well... Thanks for reviewing! Have a happy New Year!
Meitantei Lili- I am going to have some Kid's Champagne on New Years! YEEHAW! HOORAH! YAYNESS! *Laughs evilly* Me and Amanda shared a bottle of the grape kind last New Years, and no one's stopping me now!!! I was wondering why a guy would have the screenname "I am Sango" also... Thanks for reviewing again! Have a happy New Year (or at least try to with your dad...)!
eX Driver Liz- Wild Berry Skee- tuh tuh- lehs ARE the bestest! Shironu-chan loves them and sent some to her penpal in Japan. Randomness in fan fiction is good if you ask me! I am glad that you think it is funny ^_^! Thanks for the review! Have a happy New Year!
LadyKnightAlanna- The whole point in me putting these responses to everyone's reviews was to make them feel special! I am glad that it worked! *cough* and I kinda was hoping that by doing that, people would wanna review... and it worked! YAYNESS! I had a one-pound bag of Wild Berry skee- tuh tuh- lehs, then I got another in my stocking so now I have two! ^_^ Thanks for reviewing! Have a happy New Year!
Densetsu unmei- That's funny. On Christmas Day, I was typing a one-shot fanfic lol. Thanks for saying that my fanfic is funny ^_^! Ureshii desu! Thanks for reviewing! Have a happy New Year!
Sakura Hanyou- YAYNESS! Krista FINALLY reviewed! I thought that I told you... I will just call you on the cell phone then... Thanks for reviewing! Have a happy New Year!
HarmonyCloud- Yes, I guess that you can see Krista and I quite well in the fanfic, then? Yay! Thanks for reviewing! Have a happy New Year!
Funmaker- Stephanie has the Dance Dance Revolution game... I wanna play it sometime lol. I love Kid's Champagne. You should try the grape kind! It's the bestest! Thanks for reviewing! Have a happy New Year!
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"My whole upper body is shaking! Ah! I'm on fire!" ~Wooley
Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-Yasha.
Inu-Yasha, who had asked not to sit by the window due to his fear, asked Kagome, "Oi, Kagome, how much longer is this plane ride going to be? It's taking forever..."
"I don't know, but it should be over soon." she replied.
"When we get there, what'll we do?" he asked.
"I think that Shironu-chan mentioned something about a hot springs." Kagome told him with a smile, (since she loves hot springs).
Shippou now noticed that the TV was on. He jumped onto Kagome's shoulder.
"Kagome, what's that thing? Why are those little people trapped inside? Is it some sort of prison?" the kitsune asked the schoolgirl.
Kagome knew that he wouldn't understand electronics or how a television works, since he's from the feudal era of Japan, so she decided to make up a little story.
"It is kind of like a prison for small people, whether they are good or bad, they get trapped inside of this contraption called a 'TV'." Kagome told him.
Inu-Yasha and Shippou gave her confused looks.
"What does 'TV' stand for?" Inu-Yasha asked her.
"It stands for 'Takeover Vapor', of course," she answered.
"Takeover Vapor?" Shippou repeated.
"It is filled with a special vapor which makes you able to control the little people inside." Kagome explained.
"Oh... so... you can control them?" Shippou wondered aloud.
"You bet I can! Watch this; at hearing my vocal command, they will obey," Kagome said, holding the remote, as she pressed the pause button, she said, "FREEZE!"
"Oooos" and "Ahs" were heard from Inu-Yasha and Shippou (even Myouga), as they watched in amazement as the people on the screen discontinued movement and sound.
"UNFREEZE!" Kagome commanded, pressing the play button.
"SUGOI!" Shippou commented, clapping his hands.
"If they start to annoy me, and I don't want to hear them, all I have to do is say, 'SHUT UP!'" Kagome said, pressing the mute button.
The people's mouths were still moving; they were still carrying on their conversation, but with no noise now.
She showed them the power of the fast forward and rewind buttons, and she decided to stop after that, leaving them utterly astonished at the true power of the takeover vapor and Kagome's commands to the little people.
'I can't believe that they actually bought that crap...' Kagome thought with a giggle to herself.
While this had been happening, Miroku had fallen asleep. Sango found this the perfect opportunity to... have some fun.
She began to braid Miroku's hair; when she had finished, his whole head was covered in many small braids. She stifled laughter when she looked at him now. Sango felt especially vengeful for what Miroku had done earlier by asking a 15-year-old girl to bear his child, so Sango took out the makeup that Kagome's mom had bought her and began applying it to Miroku's face. She eventually put hot pink eye shadow, "scarlet rose kiss" lipstick, blue mascara, and light blue sparkly blush on the slumbering monk. When she finished, she looked at him and couldn't help but to laugh.
Miroku twitched in his sleep, making Sango jump, thinking that he had awoken. She relaxed again when she discovered that he was still in a deep sleep. She sighed in relief, and then she felt the monk's hand on her bottom, groping the demon exterminator.
"HENTAI!!!" she yelled, whacking him, (being careful not to mess up his beautiful hair and face), over the head with Hiraikotsu.
He had been asleep when he'd groped her; yes, he'd been "sleep groping". This may have happened due to how often he does it, and it had come as second nature to him, so he could literally do it in his sleep. Or perhaps he had just been having a very good dream until his skull met Boomerang Bone. Or maybe this was practice for future groping attempts. Whichever one it had been did not matter, because now he was awake with a big headache, and wondering what had happened to cause him the throbbing pain in his head.
Eventually, Sango fell asleep and remained asleep for the remainder of the flight. She was curled up with her hands and head resting on Miroku (awww). When the plane had landed, Miroku placed his right hand on Sango's butt and shook her softly to wake her up. But, of course, in Sango's sleeping, she lifted Hiraikotsu and whacked Miroku. He tried this method again, receiving the same result, so he gave up, since she was now awake (and needless to say, not happy).
I almost feel sorry for Kouga... he had to play Barbies with Rin for the entirety of the flight. Though, it's only ALMOST sorry since he seemed to be enjoying himself. He chose to be Barbie, and Rin chose to be Ken.
"I'd better put on my makeup and find a pretty dress for the dance tonight, Maybe if I look pretty enough, Ken will kiss me -^_^-!" Kouga said in a girly voice as he made Barbie walk around through the house, going through various dresses, trying to find the prettiest one.
"Barbie, you're takin' too frickin' long! Hurry the hells up!" Rin made Ken, who was waiting impatiently at the door yell, then mumble to himself, "D*mn woman..."
"Okay, dear!" Kouga made Barbie say as he put a big, sparkly dress on her, then made her go outside to meet Ken.
Rin and Kouga bumped Ken and Barbie together, making kissing noises XD! Sadly, the playing with the Barbies ended abruptly when the jet landed.
Nobunaga, who had been standing up, dancing with his monkey, fell over when the jet landed. Nobunaga's monkey then stood on Nobunaga's back, spinning plates (that seemingly came out of nowhere) with his fingers.
That's the end of the chapter! Sorry for making everyone wait! I know that I said that I wouldn't have this chapter up until later, but I had enough written, and I got my dad to let me go to the library so I can post my chapter ^_^. My Internet has been down since Christmas Eve, unfortunately, but that wont stop me from posting! I live about a three-minute walk from the library, so it's all good! Thank you SOOO much for all of the reviews! *Runs over and hugs all the reviewers* I love receiving reviews sooo much!!!
Here are responses to everyone who reviewed since I posted...
Single White Rose- Oi, did you change your username thingy? Yes, Betty is stupid... Naughty Miroku... well, at least he didn't really go threw with his plan *sighs in relief*; that wouldn't have turned out well... Thanks for reviewing! Have a happy New Year!
Meitantei Lili- I am going to have some Kid's Champagne on New Years! YEEHAW! HOORAH! YAYNESS! *Laughs evilly* Me and Amanda shared a bottle of the grape kind last New Years, and no one's stopping me now!!! I was wondering why a guy would have the screenname "I am Sango" also... Thanks for reviewing again! Have a happy New Year (or at least try to with your dad...)!
eX Driver Liz- Wild Berry Skee- tuh tuh- lehs ARE the bestest! Shironu-chan loves them and sent some to her penpal in Japan. Randomness in fan fiction is good if you ask me! I am glad that you think it is funny ^_^! Thanks for the review! Have a happy New Year!
LadyKnightAlanna- The whole point in me putting these responses to everyone's reviews was to make them feel special! I am glad that it worked! *cough* and I kinda was hoping that by doing that, people would wanna review... and it worked! YAYNESS! I had a one-pound bag of Wild Berry skee- tuh tuh- lehs, then I got another in my stocking so now I have two! ^_^ Thanks for reviewing! Have a happy New Year!
Densetsu unmei- That's funny. On Christmas Day, I was typing a one-shot fanfic lol. Thanks for saying that my fanfic is funny ^_^! Ureshii desu! Thanks for reviewing! Have a happy New Year!
Sakura Hanyou- YAYNESS! Krista FINALLY reviewed! I thought that I told you... I will just call you on the cell phone then... Thanks for reviewing! Have a happy New Year!
HarmonyCloud- Yes, I guess that you can see Krista and I quite well in the fanfic, then? Yay! Thanks for reviewing! Have a happy New Year!
Funmaker- Stephanie has the Dance Dance Revolution game... I wanna play it sometime lol. I love Kid's Champagne. You should try the grape kind! It's the bestest! Thanks for reviewing! Have a happy New Year!
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