Attention! Attention!
Due to situations out of Kennyon's control there will not be another update until Monday, August 4th. She will be forced into the wilderness to hike almost 15 miles. Don't worry; she will be coming up with ideas while she is up there in the mountains of Utah. Please do not panic. She will post immediately when she arrives home. Today she was in the process of writing a chapter, but she was also packing, sewing bloomers, a bonnet and an apron. She was also cooking dinner for her family and keeping her brother entertained. The consequences of these things were that the chapter was not finished and Kennyon was unsatisfied with what she had, so she decided not to post it. She wants to give her readers the best she can, and that wasn't the best it could be. But there will be surprises and if you are worried about Duct Tape Guy and Moustached Man, in the dance class given by the spawn of Satan himself, don't worry. Again please do not panic. I know some of you will want to throw yourself over the side of cliffs and large ocean liners. The professionals advise against this! It is hazardous to your health. Just ask Spaz. Also poisonous overdoses are not good for you. They will result in regrets. Thank you. Kennyon will return on Monday August the fourth. She loves you and will miss you. She is thinking of you as she hikes up that mountain. A note for all of you, if Kennyon gets 10 reviews just for this note, she will send you all a newsie in the mail. (Not really but you get the picture, she will be grateful and she will post a lot.) Thank you again. Remember 10 reviews, and yes Spaz you can, under anonymous reviews, send more than one. She loves and misses you. Thank you.
*Specs steps down from his podium and leaves the Kennyon Comedy Hour Studio. He shuts off the lights and posts a sign on the door that says "Will return Monday August 4th." Specs looks at it once more and walks off*