*We open the scene seeing Sami in a gorgeous green dress being escorted by
Mush, in a tux, into a gorgeous restaurant. They just got out of a limo
and are heading into the restaurant. It's a beautiful evening and the sun
is beginning to set. The candles are being lit and couples are entering.
Mush wraps his arm around Sami's shoulders and escorts her into the
restaurant.*
Kennyon: Ok, Here we are scouting out the date of my girl Sami and my Mushie. They are eating at Les conserves au vinaigre et les Oignons and we are going to get all the footage. Specs was going to escort me tonight. But although we were successful getting Mush out from under that bed, we had to order more Vaseline for Specs. So here we go.
*Kennyon looks into her camera and then puts it in front of her and follows Sami and Mush through the doors.*
Concierge: Excuze me miz, but are you on ze guest leest?
Kennyon: Do you know who I am? I don't need to be on any guest list!
Concierge: I'm sooo soory but I can not admeet any vone vithout zeme being on zee leest. It is my jhob.
Kennyon: But I am the star of an international TV phenomenon!
Concierge: Vell, I am French vat do you zink I can do. Zere is more prejudice against me vright now zen Sarah Jhacobs at a Newsies Fan Fiction convention.
Kennyon: Tell you what I will slip you a twenty?
*Kennyon holds up a bill and flashes it in front of the French man's face.*
Concierge: Zat vould be a vone dollar bill mizz.
Kennyon: *looks at bill* Oh, *takes out another bill* How bout this?
Concierge: Vone Hundred Dollarz! Alvright. Vright zis vay mizz.
Kennyon: *to camera* A little bit of misunderstanding there, but we got it all sorted out, now lets go see what Mush and Sami are up to.
*Kennyon goes into the restaurant being led by the French man with the outrageous accent. She is taken to a table across from Sami and Mush. She puts the camera on them and begins to watch.*
Kennyon: Alright here we are at the date. . . .
Mush: So, er. . . .I'm glad we got to do this.
Sami: Yeah me too. I mean Kennyon was a little smart in getting us to go out.
Mush: Yeah she was. So what are you interested in. . . ?
Sami: Well I am interested in. . .
Waiter: What can I start you off with this evening?
Mush: I will have a water and Sami?
Sami: Water with Lemon.
Kennyon: *shouting over* Excuse me but your blocking my view Mr. Waiter man!
Waiter: *Looking at Kennyon* This is my work space miss and I have the right. . .
Kennyon: Yeah, uh huh, heard it. Could you move your derriere now? Spanks dude.
Mush: Anyway.
Sami: I like Newsies, my favorite TV show would have to be Kennyon's Comedy Hour. No doubt.
Mush: Aahhh, do you like it because I'm on it.
Sami: Oh yes Mush. You sexy beast you.
Kennyon: Specs is a sexy beast! Sexy Specsy he is!
Sami: *rolls eyes at Kennyon* I like grapes,
Mush: I love grapes!
Kennyon: Ugh I hate grapes!
Sami: I also like to hang out with friends and do fun stuff.
Mush: Fun stuff is cool.
Kennyon: No I will not eat that roasted lamb! *looking back at Sami and Mush* Sorry guys continue. *back to her waitress* NO!!!!!!!
Mush: *scooting to the side away from Kennyon a little* so, how long have you been watching Kennyon's?
Sami: Oh since the very beginning. I have loved it all the way.
*Kennyon is sitting at her table arguing with her waitress while her camera is running. Mush asks Sami some more questions and they seem to be having a good time. Eventually the waitress leaves and Kennyon goes back to being obnoxious.*
Kennyon: *to camera* Ok, well they have ordered their main dishes, and I have gone through an entire bread basket and I don't know where that chick is with my light salad, no dressing, and shrimp bake. But um, Mushie ordered a steak, and Sami ordered a chicken salad with light ranch dressing. I guess what they ordered is really irrelevant. . . .OH MY IS THAT A GGG???????
*At the front of the restaurant a group of GGG's have entered. They are carrying a disheveled Timmy on their shoulders and looking around angrily for Kennyon.*
Mush: Maybe we should distract them from Kennyon?
Sami: Pssss. . . .They aren't our problem, 'sides Kennyon can handle them herself.
*Sami and Mush go back to their dinner and Kennyon tries to hide herself behind a menu.*
GGG1: There she is!
*Guess that didn't work*
Kennyon: Uh oh. Where's Spaz when you need her?
*Kennyon gets up and walks around her table, keeping her camera running.*
Kennyon: Fine Timmy if you want me come and get me!
Timmy: Get her you worthless pack of wolves!
*Suddenly out of nowhere Katie and Spaz come bursting through the wall wearing their Spazzercizing suits. Hold for audience applause and cheers.*
Audience: *members whisper to each other and scattered applause is given.*
Spaz: We're here for you Kennyon!!
Katie: Fire!!! What can I light on Fire???
*Kennyon gets up and suddenly has her spazzercisin suit on.*
Kennyon: Are you thinking what I'm thinking guys?
Katie: I think so Kennyon, but where are we going to find 500 dolphins that will willingly donate their services for the Operatic ballet?
Spaz: The ballast water groups of America!
*We must apologize at this moment for the previous joke and any other joke Kennyon throws in from her debate class. We are sorry. If you want to know what ballast water is, research it.*
Kennyon: No, no, no, NO! I think we should charge all the GGG's at once, using fantastic comic moves with onomonopia.
*The three girls nod at each other and go running at the gnomes screaming, "This is for the Newsies!" At the top of their lungs.*
Timmy: *In a very stereotypical fruity voice.* Get them boys.
*The GGG's run at the girls waving their arms around their heads and saying "Oooogggaaa Boooggaaaa" for no reason at all.*
Kennyon: Take that you little jerk.
POW!!!!
Spaz: Hiiiiiyaaa!
BANG!!!!!
Katie: FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BURN BABY BURN!!!!!!
*Katie pulls out her lighter and lights one of the table cloths on fire. It immediately goes up in flames and begins to burn. The fire becomes uncontrolled quickly. All the visitors of Les conserves au vinaigre et les Oignons flee in panic.*
Mush: *running out of the restaurant* Never a dull moment with Kennyon.
Sami: No kidding.
*The sprinklers come on and Katie and Spaz and Kennyon grab the camera and run out of the restaurant.*
Kennyon: Katie did you really have to be a pyro at that moment?
Katie: It's the only thing I can do really well.
Spaz: You must admit that the flames are very pretty.
*The three girls turn back to the burning building and stare at the pretty fire.*
Kennyon and Spaz and Katie: OOOOOOOOOO. . . . . . . . . . . . AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
*They stop staring and go running farther out into the street.*
Kennyon: *to camera* Well that date went better than I thought. The last couple I set up ended up being shipped to Djibouti by UPS and didn't show up again till three years later. Don't ask how that happened. I think Mush and Sami are going to be together were quite amazing.
*We see Mush putting his coat around Sami as he walks her home.*
Mush: That was fun.
Sami: Besides the current interruptions from Kennyon and the fire, yeah it was fun.
Mush: It was awesome wasn't it. Well I better let you go.
*Mush kisses Sami on the cheek and walks back to the studio.*
Sami: Bye Mush.
*Cue the cheesy ending and the cheesy romantic music.*
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Kennyon: BLECK!!!! Are you kidding! This is me we are talking about! This is my show we are talking about! There is some more interesting things we can talk about. Like what the newsies are doing back at my studio while I am away. Wait, Spaz is here, Katie is here. NO ONE IS WATCHING THE STUDIO BUT THE NEWSIES!
*Kennyon goes running towards the studio with Spaz and Katie behind her.*
*Back at the Studio with the newsies.*
Specs: PARTY!!!!! YEAH YEAH PARTY!!!!!!!!!!
Blink: Celebrate good times come on! Do do do do do do do Come on!
Race: We shall fight for the right to Party!
Skittery: Rubber Duckie you're the one! You make bath time so much fun!
*All the newsies look at Skittery like he's crazy. Then they go back to dancing and partying. In the corner is a table with miscellaneous snacks on it. There is chips and dip and pop and popcorn and grapes and strawberries and what can I say? Lily made the more healthy side of the table.*
Race: I love parties!
Legs: I do too! They are so much fun!
Jack: Hey guys watch this!
*Jack picks up a chair and throws it. It hits a window and shatters. All the newsies stop to look at it.*
Jack Oopppppppsss. . . ..
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# Hey all! Sorry it took me so so so so so so so so so so so long to update. I have just been so busy with everything. So I spat out this chapter. I don't know if its very funny at all but I wrote it! I will write another one really soon. I am going to write it in honor of a very special day. Oh and if you were wondering "Les conserves au vinaigre et les Oignons" means Pickles and Onions in French. Just to let you know. Now I am going to get another chapter out before October 7th. Do any of you know why???? BECAUSE ITS MY BIRTHDAY! So I am going to write a chapter of the newsies celebrating it. I am so excited. My mom is getting me all this newsies stuff for my birthday. I'm getting a new copy of the soundtrack, a new DVD. My sister made a book of all the best newsies pictures for me. I'm so excited. I love it. So review for me! And I will get the next chapter up soon. I love you all! #
Kennyon: Ok, Here we are scouting out the date of my girl Sami and my Mushie. They are eating at Les conserves au vinaigre et les Oignons and we are going to get all the footage. Specs was going to escort me tonight. But although we were successful getting Mush out from under that bed, we had to order more Vaseline for Specs. So here we go.
*Kennyon looks into her camera and then puts it in front of her and follows Sami and Mush through the doors.*
Concierge: Excuze me miz, but are you on ze guest leest?
Kennyon: Do you know who I am? I don't need to be on any guest list!
Concierge: I'm sooo soory but I can not admeet any vone vithout zeme being on zee leest. It is my jhob.
Kennyon: But I am the star of an international TV phenomenon!
Concierge: Vell, I am French vat do you zink I can do. Zere is more prejudice against me vright now zen Sarah Jhacobs at a Newsies Fan Fiction convention.
Kennyon: Tell you what I will slip you a twenty?
*Kennyon holds up a bill and flashes it in front of the French man's face.*
Concierge: Zat vould be a vone dollar bill mizz.
Kennyon: *looks at bill* Oh, *takes out another bill* How bout this?
Concierge: Vone Hundred Dollarz! Alvright. Vright zis vay mizz.
Kennyon: *to camera* A little bit of misunderstanding there, but we got it all sorted out, now lets go see what Mush and Sami are up to.
*Kennyon goes into the restaurant being led by the French man with the outrageous accent. She is taken to a table across from Sami and Mush. She puts the camera on them and begins to watch.*
Kennyon: Alright here we are at the date. . . .
Mush: So, er. . . .I'm glad we got to do this.
Sami: Yeah me too. I mean Kennyon was a little smart in getting us to go out.
Mush: Yeah she was. So what are you interested in. . . ?
Sami: Well I am interested in. . .
Waiter: What can I start you off with this evening?
Mush: I will have a water and Sami?
Sami: Water with Lemon.
Kennyon: *shouting over* Excuse me but your blocking my view Mr. Waiter man!
Waiter: *Looking at Kennyon* This is my work space miss and I have the right. . .
Kennyon: Yeah, uh huh, heard it. Could you move your derriere now? Spanks dude.
Mush: Anyway.
Sami: I like Newsies, my favorite TV show would have to be Kennyon's Comedy Hour. No doubt.
Mush: Aahhh, do you like it because I'm on it.
Sami: Oh yes Mush. You sexy beast you.
Kennyon: Specs is a sexy beast! Sexy Specsy he is!
Sami: *rolls eyes at Kennyon* I like grapes,
Mush: I love grapes!
Kennyon: Ugh I hate grapes!
Sami: I also like to hang out with friends and do fun stuff.
Mush: Fun stuff is cool.
Kennyon: No I will not eat that roasted lamb! *looking back at Sami and Mush* Sorry guys continue. *back to her waitress* NO!!!!!!!
Mush: *scooting to the side away from Kennyon a little* so, how long have you been watching Kennyon's?
Sami: Oh since the very beginning. I have loved it all the way.
*Kennyon is sitting at her table arguing with her waitress while her camera is running. Mush asks Sami some more questions and they seem to be having a good time. Eventually the waitress leaves and Kennyon goes back to being obnoxious.*
Kennyon: *to camera* Ok, well they have ordered their main dishes, and I have gone through an entire bread basket and I don't know where that chick is with my light salad, no dressing, and shrimp bake. But um, Mushie ordered a steak, and Sami ordered a chicken salad with light ranch dressing. I guess what they ordered is really irrelevant. . . .OH MY IS THAT A GGG???????
*At the front of the restaurant a group of GGG's have entered. They are carrying a disheveled Timmy on their shoulders and looking around angrily for Kennyon.*
Mush: Maybe we should distract them from Kennyon?
Sami: Pssss. . . .They aren't our problem, 'sides Kennyon can handle them herself.
*Sami and Mush go back to their dinner and Kennyon tries to hide herself behind a menu.*
GGG1: There she is!
*Guess that didn't work*
Kennyon: Uh oh. Where's Spaz when you need her?
*Kennyon gets up and walks around her table, keeping her camera running.*
Kennyon: Fine Timmy if you want me come and get me!
Timmy: Get her you worthless pack of wolves!
*Suddenly out of nowhere Katie and Spaz come bursting through the wall wearing their Spazzercizing suits. Hold for audience applause and cheers.*
Audience: *members whisper to each other and scattered applause is given.*
Spaz: We're here for you Kennyon!!
Katie: Fire!!! What can I light on Fire???
*Kennyon gets up and suddenly has her spazzercisin suit on.*
Kennyon: Are you thinking what I'm thinking guys?
Katie: I think so Kennyon, but where are we going to find 500 dolphins that will willingly donate their services for the Operatic ballet?
Spaz: The ballast water groups of America!
*We must apologize at this moment for the previous joke and any other joke Kennyon throws in from her debate class. We are sorry. If you want to know what ballast water is, research it.*
Kennyon: No, no, no, NO! I think we should charge all the GGG's at once, using fantastic comic moves with onomonopia.
*The three girls nod at each other and go running at the gnomes screaming, "This is for the Newsies!" At the top of their lungs.*
Timmy: *In a very stereotypical fruity voice.* Get them boys.
*The GGG's run at the girls waving their arms around their heads and saying "Oooogggaaa Boooggaaaa" for no reason at all.*
Kennyon: Take that you little jerk.
POW!!!!
Spaz: Hiiiiiyaaa!
BANG!!!!!
Katie: FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BURN BABY BURN!!!!!!
*Katie pulls out her lighter and lights one of the table cloths on fire. It immediately goes up in flames and begins to burn. The fire becomes uncontrolled quickly. All the visitors of Les conserves au vinaigre et les Oignons flee in panic.*
Mush: *running out of the restaurant* Never a dull moment with Kennyon.
Sami: No kidding.
*The sprinklers come on and Katie and Spaz and Kennyon grab the camera and run out of the restaurant.*
Kennyon: Katie did you really have to be a pyro at that moment?
Katie: It's the only thing I can do really well.
Spaz: You must admit that the flames are very pretty.
*The three girls turn back to the burning building and stare at the pretty fire.*
Kennyon and Spaz and Katie: OOOOOOOOOO. . . . . . . . . . . . AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
*They stop staring and go running farther out into the street.*
Kennyon: *to camera* Well that date went better than I thought. The last couple I set up ended up being shipped to Djibouti by UPS and didn't show up again till three years later. Don't ask how that happened. I think Mush and Sami are going to be together were quite amazing.
*We see Mush putting his coat around Sami as he walks her home.*
Mush: That was fun.
Sami: Besides the current interruptions from Kennyon and the fire, yeah it was fun.
Mush: It was awesome wasn't it. Well I better let you go.
*Mush kisses Sami on the cheek and walks back to the studio.*
Sami: Bye Mush.
*Cue the cheesy ending and the cheesy romantic music.*
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Kennyon: BLECK!!!! Are you kidding! This is me we are talking about! This is my show we are talking about! There is some more interesting things we can talk about. Like what the newsies are doing back at my studio while I am away. Wait, Spaz is here, Katie is here. NO ONE IS WATCHING THE STUDIO BUT THE NEWSIES!
*Kennyon goes running towards the studio with Spaz and Katie behind her.*
*Back at the Studio with the newsies.*
Specs: PARTY!!!!! YEAH YEAH PARTY!!!!!!!!!!
Blink: Celebrate good times come on! Do do do do do do do Come on!
Race: We shall fight for the right to Party!
Skittery: Rubber Duckie you're the one! You make bath time so much fun!
*All the newsies look at Skittery like he's crazy. Then they go back to dancing and partying. In the corner is a table with miscellaneous snacks on it. There is chips and dip and pop and popcorn and grapes and strawberries and what can I say? Lily made the more healthy side of the table.*
Race: I love parties!
Legs: I do too! They are so much fun!
Jack: Hey guys watch this!
*Jack picks up a chair and throws it. It hits a window and shatters. All the newsies stop to look at it.*
Jack Oopppppppsss. . . ..
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# Hey all! Sorry it took me so so so so so so so so so so so long to update. I have just been so busy with everything. So I spat out this chapter. I don't know if its very funny at all but I wrote it! I will write another one really soon. I am going to write it in honor of a very special day. Oh and if you were wondering "Les conserves au vinaigre et les Oignons" means Pickles and Onions in French. Just to let you know. Now I am going to get another chapter out before October 7th. Do any of you know why???? BECAUSE ITS MY BIRTHDAY! So I am going to write a chapter of the newsies celebrating it. I am so excited. My mom is getting me all this newsies stuff for my birthday. I'm getting a new copy of the soundtrack, a new DVD. My sister made a book of all the best newsies pictures for me. I'm so excited. I love it. So review for me! And I will get the next chapter up soon. I love you all! #