Hermione's New Job
By: Hurmynee
Description: In her sixth year, Hermione is extremely short on Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts. Her new job of choice? Well, you'll just have to read then, won't you? *coughhighendwhorecough*
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. If I did, I would be writing book six, not *this*.
A/N Notes: Loui - I'm gonna spend the next few episodes setting up a few things with this story, and after I do that, I think a collab would be fun!
UberGeek - I chose Tonks because I couldn't make a decision as to who he should have been snogging, as shown in ze eppie.
Episode Two: Neville and the Prefect's Bathroom
Hermione walked out of the train and waited for a carriage. When she saw one stop, she saw Ron in the crowd, so she grabbed the back of his shirt and pulled him over to the carriage, not allowing anybody else to join them.
"Promise me you won't tell anybody!" whispered Hermione in a desperate tone.
"What? You are a hooker, don-"
"DON'T go around saying what I do!"
"But you're broke, don't you WANT the customers?"
"Well of course, but I don't want to get popular, that would be bad. I had some trouble managing my schedule last year, plus be doing what I do!"
"What do you mean you had trouble manag-"
They were interrupted by Harry and Ginny coming and getting in the carriage. Harry looked like a mess, and it looked like he had some pink lipstick on his left ear, while Ginny's hair was no longer red, but a deep black.
"Ginny, what happened to your hair?" Hermione asked curiously.
"She dyed it over the summer. Mum wasn't very happy. Nor was d-WHEN did you start smoking?"
Ginny had a cigarette in her hand and was using her wand to lit it. Ron looked like he was going to go out of his mind. Ginny drew in a deep puff and then blew it out while speaking.
"Jordan gave me a pack to try."
"Who's Jordan?" Hermione asked.
"Her new boyfriend, Jordan Shire. She started dating him after she and Michael broke up. He's kind of creepy."
"He's not creepy, he's just a Cure fan."
"Same difference," Ron muttered under his breath.
Hermione looked at her feet, but noticed something else.
"Ginny, what's that under your school robes?"
Ron and Harry suddenly noticed that Ginny was wearing her school robe like a bath robe. Ginny relaxed the hold on her robe to show an interesting outfit.
Buckles. Plaid. Stilettos. However, Ron noticed none of that.
"When did you get a tattoo?"
"Jordan did it for me, you like it?"
Hermione got a look at it as Ginny repositioned her leg and was slighty startled. It was a tattoo of a spiderweb on Ginny's right calf..
"It's interactive, look!"
Ginny poked the tattoo with her wand. It stood still for about half a second before a huge spider walked onto the web and then back off. Ron screamed like a little school girl.
Then, the school came into view. As the carriage stopped, Ron glared madly at Ginny, and as she and Harry walked out, Hermione grabbed on to the back of Ron's shirt.
"Promise you won't tell anybody." Ron looked at Hermione and saw the desperate look on her face.
"Okay, I promise, I won't." That was all it took for Hermione. She jumped out of the carriage and let Ron fall out of the carriage.
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During the sorting ceremony, Hermione noticed that there was a first year who kept staring longingly at her, and she couldn't help but hope that he came from a rich family. At that thought, she became extremely disgusted with herself, and began to stare at the hat.
After Dumbledore made his usual announcements, the food appeared on her plate, and she began to eat, finding herself extremely hungry due to the cart witch not being able to get in the room. She looked over and saw Ginny handing a book to Ron, a look of disgust on Ginny's face. Ron then walked over.
"Here. Mum tried to give Ginny an enchanted diary, so that she could track everything Ginny's been doing. However, Ginny knew, from experience, not to trust the thing, so she wrote an insulting note to Mum, and Mum turned off the charm. However, now she doesn't want the dang thing in case the charmed is turned back on. So, take it."
Ron then put the book by Hermione's plate, and walked back to sit with Ginny. Hermione looked through the black book and figured out the perfect use for it.
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'Ronald Weasley, 16, 15 galleons, now only 285 galleons away from goal.'
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Hermione woke up very early the next day in the hopes that she could take a trip to the Prefect's Bathroom and wash up. However, when she woke up, Neville was in the common room.
"I know."
"Good morning Ne-excuse me? Merlin, did Ron tell you? Cause if so he's-"
"I was in the car next to you, dummy. And I found your book. You need a better title than 'My List of Customers I've F-"
"Okay, okay, I just assumed some people would have better taste than to go through people's personal stuff. But why do you care?"
Neville coughed sadly. He was about to talk, but she put two and two together.
"...Prefects Bathroom?"
The rest is history. However, I will say that Myrtle floated in and didn't know whether to be sick or sorry for Hermione.
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'Neville Longbottom, 15, 25 galleons, 260 to go.'
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Hermione came to breakfast a little messy, in need of a hairbrushing, three hours later. She had been napping. She didn't care though, she was so- dang-tired. Ron sat next to her.
"Warning-Neville has a huge trap. Say no to any questions thrown at you."
Hermione didn't like the way that sounded.
A/N : So, what did Neville have to say, exactly? STAY TUNED! Oh, and let me know who should be next!
By: Hurmynee
Description: In her sixth year, Hermione is extremely short on Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts. Her new job of choice? Well, you'll just have to read then, won't you? *coughhighendwhorecough*
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. If I did, I would be writing book six, not *this*.
A/N Notes: Loui - I'm gonna spend the next few episodes setting up a few things with this story, and after I do that, I think a collab would be fun!
UberGeek - I chose Tonks because I couldn't make a decision as to who he should have been snogging, as shown in ze eppie.
Episode Two: Neville and the Prefect's Bathroom
Hermione walked out of the train and waited for a carriage. When she saw one stop, she saw Ron in the crowd, so she grabbed the back of his shirt and pulled him over to the carriage, not allowing anybody else to join them.
"Promise me you won't tell anybody!" whispered Hermione in a desperate tone.
"What? You are a hooker, don-"
"DON'T go around saying what I do!"
"But you're broke, don't you WANT the customers?"
"Well of course, but I don't want to get popular, that would be bad. I had some trouble managing my schedule last year, plus be doing what I do!"
"What do you mean you had trouble manag-"
They were interrupted by Harry and Ginny coming and getting in the carriage. Harry looked like a mess, and it looked like he had some pink lipstick on his left ear, while Ginny's hair was no longer red, but a deep black.
"Ginny, what happened to your hair?" Hermione asked curiously.
"She dyed it over the summer. Mum wasn't very happy. Nor was d-WHEN did you start smoking?"
Ginny had a cigarette in her hand and was using her wand to lit it. Ron looked like he was going to go out of his mind. Ginny drew in a deep puff and then blew it out while speaking.
"Jordan gave me a pack to try."
"Who's Jordan?" Hermione asked.
"Her new boyfriend, Jordan Shire. She started dating him after she and Michael broke up. He's kind of creepy."
"He's not creepy, he's just a Cure fan."
"Same difference," Ron muttered under his breath.
Hermione looked at her feet, but noticed something else.
"Ginny, what's that under your school robes?"
Ron and Harry suddenly noticed that Ginny was wearing her school robe like a bath robe. Ginny relaxed the hold on her robe to show an interesting outfit.
Buckles. Plaid. Stilettos. However, Ron noticed none of that.
"When did you get a tattoo?"
"Jordan did it for me, you like it?"
Hermione got a look at it as Ginny repositioned her leg and was slighty startled. It was a tattoo of a spiderweb on Ginny's right calf..
"It's interactive, look!"
Ginny poked the tattoo with her wand. It stood still for about half a second before a huge spider walked onto the web and then back off. Ron screamed like a little school girl.
Then, the school came into view. As the carriage stopped, Ron glared madly at Ginny, and as she and Harry walked out, Hermione grabbed on to the back of Ron's shirt.
"Promise you won't tell anybody." Ron looked at Hermione and saw the desperate look on her face.
"Okay, I promise, I won't." That was all it took for Hermione. She jumped out of the carriage and let Ron fall out of the carriage.
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During the sorting ceremony, Hermione noticed that there was a first year who kept staring longingly at her, and she couldn't help but hope that he came from a rich family. At that thought, she became extremely disgusted with herself, and began to stare at the hat.
After Dumbledore made his usual announcements, the food appeared on her plate, and she began to eat, finding herself extremely hungry due to the cart witch not being able to get in the room. She looked over and saw Ginny handing a book to Ron, a look of disgust on Ginny's face. Ron then walked over.
"Here. Mum tried to give Ginny an enchanted diary, so that she could track everything Ginny's been doing. However, Ginny knew, from experience, not to trust the thing, so she wrote an insulting note to Mum, and Mum turned off the charm. However, now she doesn't want the dang thing in case the charmed is turned back on. So, take it."
Ron then put the book by Hermione's plate, and walked back to sit with Ginny. Hermione looked through the black book and figured out the perfect use for it.
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'Ronald Weasley, 16, 15 galleons, now only 285 galleons away from goal.'
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~
Hermione woke up very early the next day in the hopes that she could take a trip to the Prefect's Bathroom and wash up. However, when she woke up, Neville was in the common room.
"I know."
"Good morning Ne-excuse me? Merlin, did Ron tell you? Cause if so he's-"
"I was in the car next to you, dummy. And I found your book. You need a better title than 'My List of Customers I've F-"
"Okay, okay, I just assumed some people would have better taste than to go through people's personal stuff. But why do you care?"
Neville coughed sadly. He was about to talk, but she put two and two together.
"...Prefects Bathroom?"
The rest is history. However, I will say that Myrtle floated in and didn't know whether to be sick or sorry for Hermione.
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'Neville Longbottom, 15, 25 galleons, 260 to go.'
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Hermione came to breakfast a little messy, in need of a hairbrushing, three hours later. She had been napping. She didn't care though, she was so- dang-tired. Ron sat next to her.
"Warning-Neville has a huge trap. Say no to any questions thrown at you."
Hermione didn't like the way that sounded.
A/N : So, what did Neville have to say, exactly? STAY TUNED! Oh, and let me know who should be next!