Title: Torched
Rating: PG-13
Pairing/s: none
Character/s: Merlin, Arthur
Summary: Arthur is a bit confused about the modern world.
Camelot_drabble Prompt: 493, Torch
Author's Notes: unbetaed, modern AU
"It's called a torch, Arthur," Merlin grumbled. He already had a headache, having kept Arthur from electrocuting himself when using his sword on the microwave.
Who knew the Once and Future needed lessons on language, computers, and well, everything.
And it was up to Merlin to teach him.
Grabbing the torch, Merlin turned it on.
Arthur whinged, "Nothing makes sense. The torch doesn't burn, the car boot isn't a boot, a bonnet isn't something to wear."
"Right?"
"I did find the internet worthwhile. Someone named hot-mama-fanny-pack wants to be my friend. I said yes."
Merlin hit him with the torch.