Rainwood- Ah, But you see! I have made a second one!
SPOOKY MAHO- Ah, you have misunderstood me. The kilt in itself is not funny, but when on Sessho-Maru, it is very funny, but still, the real humor IS Sessho-Maru, who is the wearer of the kilt. Yup. Yup.
Bard- Ah, numero uno: I lost my brain quite a while ago, a nasty accident that involved a scooter, a lawnmower, and a duck. Number two: Hiei has already read the fic, as you see, he lives in my closet. He used to be held captive in my closet, but he got loose and just kinda stayed…. Yup.
I don't own YYH. I don't own the Hooloovoos either ^^
Yeah? Well I Think He's Irish Chapter Two: Mafia Fun
Now I will tell you the quaint and dainty little story of the Russian Mafia. First of all, Sessho-Maru is the leader of the Russian Mafia. Second of all, his name is now Wendy. (And for the heck of it, the leader of the German Mafia is Blue Dragon, who is now Tree) Also, Hiei, who is the hired mussel of the Russian Mafia, name is now Van Spike McGoogle, which the different names are from different parts of the world. And if anyone of you where wondering, Kurama is a duck.
Somewhere, totally unrelated to the point of the story, a very confused wooly mammoth wakes up from just being un-melted.
Now, somewhere almost totally unrelated to the point of the story, Black Dragon stands in the middle of a wild, over-grown field, sizing-up the person standing opposite of her. Her jet-black hair lightly danced in the wind, as the other's equally black hair copied. She looked at the hit man, Karasu, from the French Mafia. Their stare lingered for several minutes as unspoken words drifted in the tension. With a slight nod, Karasu turned to leave, and quite frankly, left. BD stood there, letting a somewhat evil smirk to cross her features. She turned to leave, quite satisfied, and vanished from sight.
To the plot again, shall we? As you know Sessho-Mar- I mean Wendy, is the leader of the Russian Mafia, but he also is the enemy of the German Mafia, not only that but also the French Mafia and the Plutian Mafia (which is from Pluto. Ruled by Red, who is actually a girl, and underlings are the Hooloovoo, which is the super intelligent shade of blue).
And through all of this, Hiei- I mean Van quietly sat and ate his sandwich, thinking that he should be paid more.
To put it as simple as possible, there was a Mafia war between the German Mafia, Russian Mafia, French Mafia, and the Plutian Mafia, but the ducks won. And from then fourth, Kurama ruled the world and a lovely little piece of land on Mars.
Well, we gotta have Jin in here somewhere, no? Ah, here we see Jin, in the middle of a street, trying to play tiddlywinks with the manhole covers. In a related story, a flying man was seen. I an equally unrelated story as the last, Jin bought a baby ducky and named him Fredrick.
And Mukuro's funeral is on Tuesday; apparently she faced the 'misfortunate' death by being blown up. Wonder how that happened… And in unrelated news, BD was seen giving Karasu 50 grand. But in related news, shorts where found to be easy and comfortable to wear. Also in related news, some bloke named Bob that Hiei had gotten into a tad of a mix-up with was strangled to death by a pyro-maniac stapler. And in other news (mostly cuz I felt like it) nut job was seen giving a hug to our new ruler, Kurama.
But the important thing is that Van changed his name back to Hiei and skipped of into the sunset with BD after Mukuro's funeral singing: Ding dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch! Ding dong! The witch is really dead!
Ha! BD you told me that if Mukuro died that you would let me use your char! ^^ WEEEEE! Who knew? Karasu of all people…
K, everyone! Remember to flame! And if ya wanna another chap, send enough reviews to motivate me! And if you have ideas, for the love of cheese, send them!
-Yo
-DWD