*Note: Once again, this fan fic is not in any way shape or form meant to pull the reader away from the original view of Snowboard Kids.

Slash and Jam were on their way, running as fast as they could down the hall to the cafeteria to try and be the first in line. They approached the empty line, but just as they began to step forward, another person stepped in front of them, a girl with two brown ponytails, each tied with a yellow bow. She wore leopard skin pants and gloves, as well as a red swimsuit top, her belly button and stomach were visible, as the swimsuit didn't cover her entire body. She also had on red shoes that seemed to be of the latest creation. The girl was Linda Maltinie, she was the rich girl of Snow Town, her father being the owner of many of the Snowboard parks in Snow Town.

"Hey, Linda, why don't you spend your money on something else instead of bribing the teacher to let you out early, huh?" Slash complained to Linda. Jam stepped back, knowing Linda already. Linda turned around sharply, following with a fist, biffing Slash straight in the nose! Slash squealed as he fell down, rubbing his now red nose. Linda stuck her big long nose in the air, huffing, and turning around to get her lunch.

Slash got up, knowing to back off after that little attempt, Jam helped Slash to his feet, as they followed Linda to get their lunch. Lunch today was made up of Grilled Cheese Sandwiches, as well as two sides, Broccoli and a Golden Delicious Apple. The lunch came also with a fruit soda of the buyer's choice, in Slash and Jam's case, they chose Orange Soda.

They approached a lunch table and sat down, unloading their lunch trays and looking at each other's food. "Hey, the lunch ladies actually did something right for a change." Slash commented. Jam snickered at the comment, and took a bite out of his apple, looking across the room to a strange gathering that seemed to had started.

Linda was standing up on a table, trying to hush everyone as she began to speak. "Yeah, you all heard me." She said in her rich girl voice. "My daddy made it official, today instead of recess, we're going to Rookie Mountain for some Snowboarding!" the kids around Linda cheered with all their might, loving Linda for what she seemed to be doing for the school. "Did you hear that Jam?!" Slash exclaimed, "Snowboarding instead of being stuck inside like they usually make us do at recess during the weekend! This is gonna be great!" "Yeah, it WOULD be great." Jam said, "If we weren't serving detention!"

Slash's face went pale as he realized that Mrs. Steeder had in fact given him detention and slumped back into his seat, now demoralized. "Ugh, and I was hoping for some fun today." Slash went back to his lunch, eating his food and keeping his mind on what everyone was going to be doing, but not he and Jam, who would instead be sitting in desks losing part of their day.

A girl walked over to Slash and Jam, the girl had on a tiara with bunny ears on it, she also had on a T-Shirt with many animals and such decorated on her shirt. She had two rosy circles on her cheeks, giving her a cute appearance. The girl, whose name was Nancy Neil, walked over and sat next to Slash,. "Hey Slash, are you alright? You look a little worked up." "Bah, it's nothing." Slash replied, "Just a bit frustrated from class, that's all." "You're lying Slash, I can tell you are, I always could." Nancy said back to Slash, giggling as she did. Slash sighed and replied, "Alright, alright. Well, you hear how Linda set up that trip to Rookie Mountain, well, Jam and I can't go, since we got detention, so I am a bit upset at it." "Aww, why can't you explain to the teach and try to apologize for what you did?" Nancy suggested.

"It's because he's a spoiled brat!" Linda's voice boomed from a couple tables downward, obviously Linda had been hearing the entire conversation. Linda casually walked over to Slash and Jam's table, sitting down across from them, looking them over as if she were their boss. "So you got detention huh Slash?" Linda egged on Slash, "Sounds a pity, I was hoping to give you some trouble at Rookie Mountain as we took the ride down the hill." "Shut up Linda!" Slash replied, "If I was going to the Mountain, I'd be leaving your frozen bikini-butt 2 feet deep in snow!" "Is that a challenge?" Linda said casually. "Alright then, tell you what Slash, I'll bail you out of detention, and we'll have a party race, 4 people down the hill, 5 laps, no time limit, all items legal, loser has to kiss the winner's feet, what do you say?" "You're on!" replied Slash without thinking.

Linda grinned, flicking her hair back as she stood up. "By the way, dear Slash, my daddy recently bought me a Star Board, I hope you've been saving your money, you'll need a lot to beat me." Slash's eyes widened, and he groaned and slammed his head on the table. Linda walked back to her own table and sat down, returning to eating her lunch.

A rather large boy began running down the table isle, diving after a sandwich that someone had started dropping; a large thud could be heard as he began to slide on the ground. He caught the sandwich in his mouth, and then crashed into the wall, another large thud being heard. The boy got up, took the sandwich out of his mouth for a split second, looked at it, and then swallowed the sandwich in one big gulp. The boy was extremely fat, his bulky stomach almost pushing the tables to the side when he walked down the aisle. A large bandage lay atop his nose, from so many crashes he's been in. The boy was Tommy Parsy, the heaviest kid in school.

Nancy sighed and looked at Tommy, "Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, why do you have to go after every scrap of food people drop? Eating THAT much is SO unhealthy, you're gonna get sick!" Tommy just looked at Nancy, then not surprisingly, reached for an unguarded lunch tray, snagged the apple from it, and began to eat it. "Mmmph, oi'm mmmnot gomma met mmmick." Tommy replied with his mouth full, Nancy gagged at Tommy's disgusting habits, and went back to Slash.

"Well, now that Linda's challenged me, I can't afford to lose, or I'll look more like a freak then I need to be." Slash said, "I'll need you guys to try and help me out, if you can." "Umm, we don't want to be kissing Linda's feet either, or YOUR feet Slash." Jam said, "So we're all in this for ourselves I guess."

Slash grumbled to himself, looking up, trying to think of a way he would be able to beat Linda and the other kids in the Race at Rookie Mountain.