A/N: I'm sooo sorry for not updating this sooner! Real life can be a bitch, but it eventually buggered off for awhile so I could finally write another chappy! God bless whoever came up with the idea of a consultation week at uni. I'm not entirely sure what it is, but due to it I don't have to go to uni this week! (do-dah, do-dah!)

Thanx for the many lovely reviews I've received! Remember that if you have any criticisms, I'd be happy to hear them - they'll only make me stronger!!!

I forgot to mention last chapter that I now have a wonderful Beta! As of chapter three, drina has been doing wonderful and fast betaing for me, so many thanks to her!!!

Chapter Four:

Lex rocked back on his heels and deliberated on the situation before him. Having experienced more than most in his twenty-two years, he still found that nothing he had ever come across could help him in his current predicament. When asked about anything from Ancient Greek Literature to the Stock-Exchange, he could debate confidently on any issue; he solved important problems every day of his life. Yet, when faced with the dilemma of how to lure an inebriated teen out from under a table without giving into the temptation to take the girl right there on the floor of The Talon, he was stumped.

During Lex's internal debating, the afore-mentioned inebriated teen obviously became tired of waiting to be "come and got" and slowly emerged from under the table. In glancing up, Lex beheld the sight of his X-rated dreams slowly crawling on hands and knees towards him. As he watched her approach with catlike stealth, he had the unmistakable feeling that he was being stalked. Accustomed to be the hunter and not the prey, Lex felt disconcerted. Yet uneasy as he was, he couldn't help admiring the view he had as Chloe crawled towards him. He watched as her breasts swayed enticingly inside the low-cut top that exposed her supple flesh to his gaze.

Her back arched as she knelt inches away from him. Then licking her lips, Chloe slowly reached up to take Lex's head between her hands. She gradually brought it down towards her and dragged her tongue over the top of his smooth skull.

Lex shivered as he felt her hot, wet tongue trail across his skin. Closing his eyes, he fought to retain what little self-control he had. Straightening, he caught Chloe around the waist and hauled her to her feet. Their bodies entangled as Lex strove to support her, and he found, to his dismay, that her body was now plastered to his. 'Oh Lord' he thought. 'She feels so good against me.' He swallowed with difficulty, finding his mouth had become as dry as sandpaper 'I have to ignore it,' he told himself. 'She's drunk and she'll kill me if I take advantage of her and then Clark, Pete and Gabe will mutilate my dead body while the paparazzi come and take pictures.'

As he attempted to start moving Chloe towards the door, she began to nibble on his earlobe, running her tongue over the shell of his ear. "Mmmm...I've been such a bad girl Lexy," she whispered breathily. "I need you to spank me." Then grabbing his hands, she proceeded to place them on her butt. "Spank me Lexy, you know you wanna!"

Lex shook his head, feebly wondering if this was in fact one of his own X-rated dreams. Perhaps he had fallen asleep on his bed and Clark coming to the mansion had been an elaborate prelude to the action that was only now beginning. However, as soon as the thought entered his head, he dismissed it. No matter how improbable the situation was, he was definitely awake. The unmistakable feeling of Chloe's soft, pliant body pressed against his was too real, too tangible to be a figment of his imagination.

His hands lingered on her arse before he forcefully snatched them away. "Chloe, if you don't stop this, you're really going to regret it later. Come on, let me take you home."

Chloe pouted and gazed at him seductively through lowered lashes. "But I already told you - I'm naughty. Naughty girls don't do as they're told!" With this statement she flung her arms around Lex's neck and began peppering kisses along his powerful jaw. Then much to Lex's surprise, she abruptly pulled away from him. Dashing behind him swiftly, she smacked him lightly on his arse before darting quickly to the other side of The Talon.

Before Lex could gather up his wits and chase after her, she clambered up onto a table and begun to gyrate slowly to the soft melody emanating from the radio. Lex stood rooted to the ground as he watched Chloe lifting her arms above her head and moving sensuously to the music. Her movements were hypnotic and Lex found himself entranced by the constant motion of her swaying body. The skirt she was wearing rode high up on her milky thighs and Lex roused himself as he realised that Chloe had hooked her thumbs under the material of the waistband and was gradually shimmying it over her hips. She had just begun to bend over and slip it down her thighs when Lex reached her.

"Chloe! What the hell do you think your doing?" he demanded. Flustered from having to stop the actions he so much wanted to see, Lex reached up and grabbed her by the hips, swinging her back down to the ground. This act only caused Chloe's skirt to fall completely from her hips and pool in a bundle at her feet.

"Tut, tut!" Chloe murmured, shaking her finger at him. "No need to be so impatient. You'll get to see everything!" She then proceeded to kneel in front of him and unbuckle his belt.

Lex sucked in a deep breath and screwed his eyes up tightly as he prayed for some kind of miracle that would get him out of this predicament. His knees almost buckled as he felt Chloe's hands move to undo the button on his pants. Lex's hands began to move of their own accord and before he could stop himself, he felt his fingers running through Chloe's golden hair. Fighting the urge to push her head exactly wear he needed it, Lex clenched his hands into fists and forcefully pulled Chloe up from her position on the floor.

This once again revealed to him the fact that her skirt had been discarded and she stood in front of him in lacy French knickers and her skimpy, low-cut top. 'Why the hell do things like this happen to me?' Lex wondered as he avoided thinking about what he would really like to be doing with the scantily clad female in front of him. 'Why couldn't I have got Lana instead? Her version of drunk is probably singing nursery rhymes and playing hopscotch.' As soon as the thought entered his head, Lex whipped around looking for Clark and Lana. An over-amorous and near-naked Chloe had driven any thought of the pair from his brain as soon as he had entered the coffee house.

He heard a car door slam outside and let out the breath he had not realised he had been holding. Thank God Clark had not been in the room when Chloe had started her impromptu strip show. Lex refused to dwell on the reason why he was so relieved that he had been the only male to receive Chloe's advances. It was not like the girl had any hold over him. His fixation on her was purely physical. He would have reacted exactly the same way to any other attractive female who happened to prance around half-naked in front of him. Except of course, anybody else in Smallville, where he'd found no one to interest him. Oh, and Metropolis - been there, done them! In fact anyone throughout most of the country and in quite a few of the other continents he had been to around the world. Lex furrowed his brow. '...of course I've never been to Antarctica' he thought defensively.

Hearing the front door of the Talon open, Lex turned to find Clark standing in the doorway. He opened his mouth to offer Clark an explanation as to why his friend was sporting less clothing than a catwalk model but before he could, Chloe hollered at Clark. "Oi! You don't 'av a condom onya by any chance do ya?" She shook her head "'course not, what 'm I thinking? See Clark, when two people like each other..." Lex tuned out her lesson on what two people who liked each other could get up to, as he reflected with amusement on the difference in Chloe's tone when she was talking to him. It was extraordinary the way she could turn from sex-kitten to bellowing barmaid in a matter of seconds. "...and so if she's flexible enough, he should be able to enter from an angle." Lex shook his head bemusedly as he heard the end of Chloe's account. To think, he'd always considered her to be fairly sheltered!

Lex looked once again at Clark and had to stop himself from laughing at the look of horror on Clark's face. The laughter died on his lips however, when he observed Clark's eye's travel down Chloe's scantily clad body. "Where's Lana?" he demanded in a harsh voice.

"Oh yeah! I just came to tell you that I managed to get her into the truck and I'll be driving her home now." His eyes wandered slowly over Chloe's form again. "You need any help?"

"We're fine Clark. You just go back to Lana and we'll be following shortly." Lex had to force himself not to bodily force the boy out the door.

"Well if your sure I can't help..." Clark reiterated as he reluctantly tore his gaze from Chloe's body.

"I'm sure!" Lex's tone held an authority that was impossible to miss and Clark quickly backed out the door, leaving Lex and Chloe alone.

As the door slammed closed, Chloe slunk over to Lex and smoothed her hands over his chest. "Oh goody. Now we're alone, the fun can really begin!"

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A/N: I know this was a bit different to the first three chaps but I had to pound my muse to get anything at all out of her. She's currently in a state of exhaustion and was last seen heading for a hot spa to revive!


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