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By:Cuddlebum Summary: Random and. weird and I guess. really, really gay! That's all!

Disclaimer: I. DO..NOT..OWN.YUGIOH. if I did, it would be a porno

Bakura: (grabs a fan) I am Malik! I shall STRIP Yami of his powers and rule the world!!!! HEEAAAAHEEAAA!!! (laughs like a dying donkey)

Malik: I don't laugh like that! Its more like a MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (is a evil looking man that looks like he will rape a watermelon)

Everyone: (is scared)

Malik : What?!?!

Marik: (walks over to Malik) My sweet, sweet Malik. (slaps Malik over head) Never scare the hell outta me like that again!!!.. I love you!

Bakura: ( laughs like a man whore and glass breaks)

Fat Guy: (comes outa nowhere) My TV. just broke.

Ryou: (in a evil scary voice) You damned right it did!!! (is kind and innocent) I mean. Oh really?? (

Fat Guy: I'm freaked out. ( goes away)

Yami: WHO ATE THE LAST PIZZA??????

Joey: Oh I thought everyone was done so I threw it. down my throat.

Yami: Why you little!!! (Is choking Joey)

Yugi: (Grabbes Yami and holds him back) STOP!!!

Seto: Leave the lap dog alone and he wont attack.

Joey: Shut up squirell

Seto: I was a friggin Racoon!!!

S/J: Is fighting how Mavelus had drew them)

Mavelus: DAMNIT!! KAIBA WAS A SQUIERLL AND JOEY WAS A PUPPY!!! Carry on now.

S/J: (Make out in the corner)

Mokuba: Ilikegumgumisyellowgreenandevenblueineverseenablackoneyetbutillmakebigbrothe rmakeit! OMG!! BIG BROTHER!!! Whatthehelldiditellyouaboutmakingoutwithjoey???

Seto: What the fuck did I tell you about swearing???

Mokuba: How come you get to say shit???

S/M: Argue about swearing.

Mokuba: WELL IM NOT THE ONE SCREAMING CURSE WORD I HEAR FROM YOUR BEDROOM!!