How Stupid Can It Get?
By: BehindBlueEyes Summary: Random and. weird and I guess. really, really gay! That's all!
Disclaimer: I. DO..NOT..OWN.YUGIOH. if I did, it would be a porno ~~~~~~
Chapter 2: Shit and peepee coke?
Every1: (Gasp)
Seto: Well.. if you.. shit...
Mokuba: See? There you go again with the cursin'. So I get to say shit too!
Seto: No you don't mother fucker.
Mokuba: SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!!!!!!! SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: SHUT UP! Mokuba go to sleep and Kaiba! Get yo ass in dat closet. (Wink)
Kaiba: But I'm not the bitch.
Joey: (Looks evil)
Kaiba: O.O (goes in closet) (Opens closet) Hey look! It's SANDY in here!
Every1: Huh???
Malik: Hey it looks like Egypt!
Every1: (Goes inside)
Marik: And it FEELS like Egypt!
Bakura: And that's the tomb I ROBBED in Egypt!
Every1: O.o
Bakura: (Shrug) It sounded correct at the time....
Every1: (Walks)
Yugi: Yami, I'm tired...
Yami: (Picks up Yugi)
Malik: Mari-
Marik: Walk your own damn self to where ever were going...
Malik: -_-
Joey: Hey look! A gas station!
Every1: (Runs to gas station and goes inside) (Buys cokes)
Yami: My coke taste funny...
Yugi: Me too...
Malik: Me three!
Marik: Me four!
Bakura: Me ten!
Ryou: Bakura the next number was five...
Bakura: Oh... Me five!
Ryou: Me si-
Seto: All our coke taste funny! I'm going inside to yell at the clerk.
Joey: I'm coming too!
Yugi: Why?
Joey: There might be a closet somewhere!
Yugi: Oh...
Seto: Hey... (Looks at name tag) Yang Ho our coke taste funny...
Yang Ho: (Laughs) Me Chinese! Me make joke! Me make peepee in your coke!
Joey: EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: Me Kaiba! Me think fast! Me shove bullet up you ass!
Yang Ho: Huh? (bang) OW! X.x
S/J: (Leave)
Every!: (Start walking again)
Ryou: Hello little kid!
Little kid: (Is terrified)
Ryou: Whats the matter?
Little Kid: (Says something Egyptian)
Ryou: Huh?
Bakura: He said ' the pharoah has come to woop my ass 'cause I ran away from the palace.'
Ryou: Oh... Interesting...
Little Kid: (Looks like Malik)
Malik: You look familiar....
Odeon: (Comes outa nowhere) Master Malik you shouldn't wander off like that. How did you grow that fast?
Little Malik: (Tugs his... Bathrobe thingy)
Odeon: Oh.. Then who are you?
Malik: (Smoking pot) Malik.... SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHIIIIIITTTTTTT son...
Odeon: (Takes little malik and runs away)
Yami: Okay.... To the village!
~TBC~
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Joey: What ya think? Stupid? Continue? No continue? r/r! 11 reviews in all then continue!
Seto: Don't review.... I'm trapped in a damn desert... get me out damnit!!!!
By: BehindBlueEyes Summary: Random and. weird and I guess. really, really gay! That's all!
Disclaimer: I. DO..NOT..OWN.YUGIOH. if I did, it would be a porno ~~~~~~
Chapter 2: Shit and peepee coke?
Every1: (Gasp)
Seto: Well.. if you.. shit...
Mokuba: See? There you go again with the cursin'. So I get to say shit too!
Seto: No you don't mother fucker.
Mokuba: SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!!!!!!! SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: SHUT UP! Mokuba go to sleep and Kaiba! Get yo ass in dat closet. (Wink)
Kaiba: But I'm not the bitch.
Joey: (Looks evil)
Kaiba: O.O (goes in closet) (Opens closet) Hey look! It's SANDY in here!
Every1: Huh???
Malik: Hey it looks like Egypt!
Every1: (Goes inside)
Marik: And it FEELS like Egypt!
Bakura: And that's the tomb I ROBBED in Egypt!
Every1: O.o
Bakura: (Shrug) It sounded correct at the time....
Every1: (Walks)
Yugi: Yami, I'm tired...
Yami: (Picks up Yugi)
Malik: Mari-
Marik: Walk your own damn self to where ever were going...
Malik: -_-
Joey: Hey look! A gas station!
Every1: (Runs to gas station and goes inside) (Buys cokes)
Yami: My coke taste funny...
Yugi: Me too...
Malik: Me three!
Marik: Me four!
Bakura: Me ten!
Ryou: Bakura the next number was five...
Bakura: Oh... Me five!
Ryou: Me si-
Seto: All our coke taste funny! I'm going inside to yell at the clerk.
Joey: I'm coming too!
Yugi: Why?
Joey: There might be a closet somewhere!
Yugi: Oh...
Seto: Hey... (Looks at name tag) Yang Ho our coke taste funny...
Yang Ho: (Laughs) Me Chinese! Me make joke! Me make peepee in your coke!
Joey: EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: Me Kaiba! Me think fast! Me shove bullet up you ass!
Yang Ho: Huh? (bang) OW! X.x
S/J: (Leave)
Every!: (Start walking again)
Ryou: Hello little kid!
Little kid: (Is terrified)
Ryou: Whats the matter?
Little Kid: (Says something Egyptian)
Ryou: Huh?
Bakura: He said ' the pharoah has come to woop my ass 'cause I ran away from the palace.'
Ryou: Oh... Interesting...
Little Kid: (Looks like Malik)
Malik: You look familiar....
Odeon: (Comes outa nowhere) Master Malik you shouldn't wander off like that. How did you grow that fast?
Little Malik: (Tugs his... Bathrobe thingy)
Odeon: Oh.. Then who are you?
Malik: (Smoking pot) Malik.... SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHIIIIIITTTTTTT son...
Odeon: (Takes little malik and runs away)
Yami: Okay.... To the village!
~TBC~
~~~~~~
Joey: What ya think? Stupid? Continue? No continue? r/r! 11 reviews in all then continue!
Seto: Don't review.... I'm trapped in a damn desert... get me out damnit!!!!