The Sandy Closet and The Quest for the Millennium Bra!
By: KaibaPuppy Summary: Closet opens and the look for a millennium Bra!
Disclaimer: I. DO..NOT..OWN.YUGIOH. if I did, it would be a porno
Chapter 3: Destiny Has Brought You This!
(At the village)
Ryou: (Sees gold) Ooooooooohhhhhhhh.... Pretty gold...
Old Man: It's the finest gold in the land!
Ryou: Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh... (Tries to hold gold)
Bakura: NO! He wants to lure you into his arms! He'll take you! Then rape you! Then...
Ryou: What?
Bakura: HE'LL MAKE YOU BUY THE GOLD! (Starts crying)
Ryou: (Screams like Peggy)
Peggy: (Screams like.. himself)
Everyone: O.o
Peggy: (Cries and runs away)
Yami: (walks through aisle)
Everyone except for YGO! dudes: (drops on their knees) Hail the pharaoh... (sound bored)
Random worshipper: (snores)
Random kid: (kicks pharaoh) HA HA! (runs away)
Yami: (gasps, clutches crotch) PAIN.
Malik: (laughs)
Bakura: Let's go to your.. palace. (smiles freaky)
Everyone: O.o
(at the palace)
Yugi: Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh..... stuff.
Yami: (starry eyed) It's just how I remembered it.
Bakura: And that's where I peed. (points to a wall with an unusual stain)
Everyone: O_O
Yami: I thought that was lemonade....
Everyone: O.o
Ryou: (Sees bright light)
Bright light: (Is bright)
Ryou: Oooohhhhh... brightnes..
Guy: (Comes out of bright light)
Guy: (Is Shadi)
Shadi: (Walks up to Yami) Destiny has brought me to you and tells me to give you this. (Holds up a half of a triple I cup bra)
Everyone: Oooohhhhhhhh....
Yami: (Tries it on) Since when did you get Madonna's bra?
Shadi: -_-;; This is the millennium bra. You must find the other half to know what fate brings you.
Yami: OOOOOOKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY.... How do I know where to look?
Shadi: Follow me.
Everyone: (Follows Shadi outside)
Shadi: You must ask the kid in the ancient bed in the middle of the desert. (Points to kid in the ancient bed in the middle of the desert)
Yami: (Goes up to kid)
Kid: (Is little Malik)
Little Malik: (Sees Yami) AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! (Says something in Egyptian)
Ryou: What did he say?
Bakura: He said " The Pharaoh is REALLY gonna whoop my ass now 'cause I ran away from the palace, and slept in his ancient bed in the middle of the desert". (Gasps for air)
Yami: Right.... ssssoooo... Kid, where's the other half of me bra?
Little Malik: (Is scared)
Yami: Well??? (Leans over him)
Little Malik: O_O AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (says more Egyptian)
Everyone: (Turns to Bakura)
Bakura: (Sighs) He said "Follow the trails of the forty thieves. Your bra is trapped within their world".
Little Malik: (More Egyptian)
Bakura: (Sighs again) "And then when you reach the sea you raise your hand and say "OPEN SESAME SEEDS!"
Everyone: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH... interesting...
Yami: Okay.. LETS GO! FORWARD MARCH! NEXT STOP: The Sea and then we say open sesame seeds!
~~~ KaibaPuppy: How'd it go?
Joey: Its stupid.
KaibaPuppy: (Glares at Joey) Like some other people I know... r/r! 5 or no more story!
By: KaibaPuppy Summary: Closet opens and the look for a millennium Bra!
Disclaimer: I. DO..NOT..OWN.YUGIOH. if I did, it would be a porno
Chapter 3: Destiny Has Brought You This!
(At the village)
Ryou: (Sees gold) Ooooooooohhhhhhhh.... Pretty gold...
Old Man: It's the finest gold in the land!
Ryou: Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh... (Tries to hold gold)
Bakura: NO! He wants to lure you into his arms! He'll take you! Then rape you! Then...
Ryou: What?
Bakura: HE'LL MAKE YOU BUY THE GOLD! (Starts crying)
Ryou: (Screams like Peggy)
Peggy: (Screams like.. himself)
Everyone: O.o
Peggy: (Cries and runs away)
Yami: (walks through aisle)
Everyone except for YGO! dudes: (drops on their knees) Hail the pharaoh... (sound bored)
Random worshipper: (snores)
Random kid: (kicks pharaoh) HA HA! (runs away)
Yami: (gasps, clutches crotch) PAIN.
Malik: (laughs)
Bakura: Let's go to your.. palace. (smiles freaky)
Everyone: O.o
(at the palace)
Yugi: Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh..... stuff.
Yami: (starry eyed) It's just how I remembered it.
Bakura: And that's where I peed. (points to a wall with an unusual stain)
Everyone: O_O
Yami: I thought that was lemonade....
Everyone: O.o
Ryou: (Sees bright light)
Bright light: (Is bright)
Ryou: Oooohhhhh... brightnes..
Guy: (Comes out of bright light)
Guy: (Is Shadi)
Shadi: (Walks up to Yami) Destiny has brought me to you and tells me to give you this. (Holds up a half of a triple I cup bra)
Everyone: Oooohhhhhhhh....
Yami: (Tries it on) Since when did you get Madonna's bra?
Shadi: -_-;; This is the millennium bra. You must find the other half to know what fate brings you.
Yami: OOOOOOKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY.... How do I know where to look?
Shadi: Follow me.
Everyone: (Follows Shadi outside)
Shadi: You must ask the kid in the ancient bed in the middle of the desert. (Points to kid in the ancient bed in the middle of the desert)
Yami: (Goes up to kid)
Kid: (Is little Malik)
Little Malik: (Sees Yami) AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! (Says something in Egyptian)
Ryou: What did he say?
Bakura: He said " The Pharaoh is REALLY gonna whoop my ass now 'cause I ran away from the palace, and slept in his ancient bed in the middle of the desert". (Gasps for air)
Yami: Right.... ssssoooo... Kid, where's the other half of me bra?
Little Malik: (Is scared)
Yami: Well??? (Leans over him)
Little Malik: O_O AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (says more Egyptian)
Everyone: (Turns to Bakura)
Bakura: (Sighs) He said "Follow the trails of the forty thieves. Your bra is trapped within their world".
Little Malik: (More Egyptian)
Bakura: (Sighs again) "And then when you reach the sea you raise your hand and say "OPEN SESAME SEEDS!"
Everyone: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH... interesting...
Yami: Okay.. LETS GO! FORWARD MARCH! NEXT STOP: The Sea and then we say open sesame seeds!
~~~ KaibaPuppy: How'd it go?
Joey: Its stupid.
KaibaPuppy: (Glares at Joey) Like some other people I know... r/r! 5 or no more story!