Disclaimer: LOTR isn't mine. The Fluffy Ferrets are Rachel13's idea not
mine.
Myname: Alas, spelling is a problem that's plagued me all my life.
FireDemond: 'Bunnies' are a funny name and they scare me. So do spiders. But, 'The Fellowship Visits the Land of Magical Spiders' is just too......gross. *shivers*
Rachel13: Thanks for the ferret idea! I hope you don't mind that I'm using it.
And diola lle (thank you) to my first reviewers! This was originally going to be one chapter but, because you guys liked it, here's another one! Mela (love) , SDF
Yaw! Reviews! I love ya all! And Bunnies! ~FDS
The Fellowship Visits the Land of Magical Bunnies
~Part two!~
Saruman waited by his Palantir for more orders from Sauron. 'I'm missing my stories for this?' he thought grimly, 'two more minutes, that's all I'm giving him. Hmm, why is this making me think of my high school days?' Oh, how he remembered them. Tiffany Swampson, the caption of the cheer leading squad and his only love, had asked him to the biggest dance of the year. He got out his old man's maroon leisure suit (mind you it was the 70's) and he went to the dance to find her in the arms of Frank Elderstin the caption of the football team! Oh the laughing...the name calling.....Sourbutt, that's what they called him....
"My name is Saruman damn it!" he screamed out standing up. He then saw an urk-hail standing before him, looking very nervous.
"Uh," the urk said," my lord? Did the dark lord have any wishes?"
"No," He said sitting down, "he has not made any commands at the moment."
"Thank you my lord," the urk said, "king Fluffyion wishes to speak with you."
"Send him in," Saurman said. He shivered, how he hated those evil little fluff balls! Made from the very fires of doom, by the hand of Morgoth himself. Not his idea, they were his girlfriend's daughter's idea, she loved Barney as Saurman recalled. That Barney beast was made by an un-named evil greater then Morgoth, but Morgoth called him Tom. Tom and Morgoth knew each other pretty well actually. They had beer together sometimes, went to the cinema now and then, and played poker every Friday.
"Well meet Saurman of Many Colors." said an annoyingly cute voice.
Saurman looked down to see king Fluffyion son of Wittleduil. "Well meet indeed."
"I heard you say a bad word," said Fluffyion, "that's not very nice."
"Yeah, yeah, not nice at," said Saurman, "what news do you bring to me son of Wittleduil?"
"We showed that silly wittle Frodo Fluffywittlebunniedor, as you asked!" said Fluffyion.
"Excellent," said Saurman, "and we will give you what you asked for." Saurman was pleased to give that fluff little piece of carp anything he asked. After seeing the horrors of what was ahead the fellowship and the ring bearer would surely turn back.
"Saurman," said Fufflyion, "I know what you thought and it wasn't very nice."
"Yeah, not nice at all," said Saurman, " how many smilely carrots of happy things did you want?"
"A bazzlion!" squealed Fluffyion.
"Ok, that's not a number but I'll see what we can do, and what of the Fluffy Ferrets?" asked Saurman.
"They'll be happy to help you!" said Fluffyion, "They are already in place in fact."
"Good, good. You may leave," said Saurman.
"Ok, bye-bye!" said Fluffyion hopping away.
Fluffy Ferrets and Magical Bunnies were helping him take the free lands of Middle Earth. Saurman knew he will be really happy when this was over.
Myname: Alas, spelling is a problem that's plagued me all my life.
FireDemond: 'Bunnies' are a funny name and they scare me. So do spiders. But, 'The Fellowship Visits the Land of Magical Spiders' is just too......gross. *shivers*
Rachel13: Thanks for the ferret idea! I hope you don't mind that I'm using it.
And diola lle (thank you) to my first reviewers! This was originally going to be one chapter but, because you guys liked it, here's another one! Mela (love) , SDF
Yaw! Reviews! I love ya all! And Bunnies! ~FDS
The Fellowship Visits the Land of Magical Bunnies
~Part two!~
Saruman waited by his Palantir for more orders from Sauron. 'I'm missing my stories for this?' he thought grimly, 'two more minutes, that's all I'm giving him. Hmm, why is this making me think of my high school days?' Oh, how he remembered them. Tiffany Swampson, the caption of the cheer leading squad and his only love, had asked him to the biggest dance of the year. He got out his old man's maroon leisure suit (mind you it was the 70's) and he went to the dance to find her in the arms of Frank Elderstin the caption of the football team! Oh the laughing...the name calling.....Sourbutt, that's what they called him....
"My name is Saruman damn it!" he screamed out standing up. He then saw an urk-hail standing before him, looking very nervous.
"Uh," the urk said," my lord? Did the dark lord have any wishes?"
"No," He said sitting down, "he has not made any commands at the moment."
"Thank you my lord," the urk said, "king Fluffyion wishes to speak with you."
"Send him in," Saurman said. He shivered, how he hated those evil little fluff balls! Made from the very fires of doom, by the hand of Morgoth himself. Not his idea, they were his girlfriend's daughter's idea, she loved Barney as Saurman recalled. That Barney beast was made by an un-named evil greater then Morgoth, but Morgoth called him Tom. Tom and Morgoth knew each other pretty well actually. They had beer together sometimes, went to the cinema now and then, and played poker every Friday.
"Well meet Saurman of Many Colors." said an annoyingly cute voice.
Saurman looked down to see king Fluffyion son of Wittleduil. "Well meet indeed."
"I heard you say a bad word," said Fluffyion, "that's not very nice."
"Yeah, yeah, not nice at," said Saurman, "what news do you bring to me son of Wittleduil?"
"We showed that silly wittle Frodo Fluffywittlebunniedor, as you asked!" said Fluffyion.
"Excellent," said Saurman, "and we will give you what you asked for." Saurman was pleased to give that fluff little piece of carp anything he asked. After seeing the horrors of what was ahead the fellowship and the ring bearer would surely turn back.
"Saurman," said Fufflyion, "I know what you thought and it wasn't very nice."
"Yeah, not nice at all," said Saurman, " how many smilely carrots of happy things did you want?"
"A bazzlion!" squealed Fluffyion.
"Ok, that's not a number but I'll see what we can do, and what of the Fluffy Ferrets?" asked Saurman.
"They'll be happy to help you!" said Fluffyion, "They are already in place in fact."
"Good, good. You may leave," said Saurman.
"Ok, bye-bye!" said Fluffyion hopping away.
Fluffy Ferrets and Magical Bunnies were helping him take the free lands of Middle Earth. Saurman knew he will be really happy when this was over.