Disclaimer: BAKA! Sorry random outburst..I don't own Inuyasha.happy?
Chapter 16:
"So, Sango-chan?"
"Nani?"
"How was it? Your time alone with Miroku-sama?" Sango was blushing and Kagome realized they might have gotten somewhere finally. "So?"
"Well..I stole a kiss." She smiled and closed her eyes remembering the other evening. Kagome took Sango's hand and shook it.
"Congratulations!" She smiled. They were sitting outside waiting for the guys to come back. Kagome's expression turned into a sad one. 'It's been three hours since they left. I hope everything is okay. I'm gonna get freshened up; I'll be right back." She bounded into the inn, Shippo following.
"I'm getting a little worried too." Sango got up and stretched.
"Mew." Meowed the kitten form Kirara. Sango bent over to pet the cat and as she did she noticed a hand on her ass. The grip became tighter and nails poked into her.
"OW! Houshi! I enjoy your enthusiasm, but c'mon now!" She turned around to find Inuyasha staring at her with a weird hentai smile on his face.
"Inuyasha! Osuwari!" Miroku, who was standing at the door of the inn, had scrunched up his face, thinking he'd be the one in the dirt.
"Itai. That really does hurt!"
"What the hell are you doing?!" A red faced Kagome screamed.
"Yo, aho did you already forget whose body you were in?"
"I just couldn't help myself....hehe.."
"Inuyasha! What is the meaning behind this?" Inuyasha who was in Miroku's body spoke up.
"That damn witch put a curse on us when we tried to destroy her. Feh!" Sango's eyes became wide when she heard that expression out of the Houshi's mouth. Kagome shook her head in disbelief.
"So you're saying you're Inuyasha trapped in Miroku's body and that's Miroku trapped in your body?"
"Exactly, very well worded Kagome-sama." Now her eyes became even wider because in Inuyasha's voice was now a cool tone; it was softer and not so rash.
"This is really confusing!" Shippo whined. "Inuyasha how are you gonna get out of this one?" He asked Miroku(in Inuyasha's body), but instead got Inuyasha(in Miroku's body).
"The baba told us her life story as if we cared."
"I cared! I needed to know her background. Here let's go inside to talk this over, k?" The group casually walked into the hall.
"Did you slay that woman?"
"Oh shut up!"
"Inuyasha! Excuse him he's just upset." They walked past the innkeeper, who was speechless. They went into their room and sat down as Miroku explained everything that had happened.
"So, the only way to undo this is for you two to bring her that woman or her children?" Sango restated.
"Hai."
"But you can't do that!" Inuyasha was fidgeting in Miroku's robe.
"Arrggghhh! I hate this damn thing! It's itchy and when I stand up.." Everyone motioned him to go on with their eyes. "I get.a breeze." Kagome and Sango cracked up.
"Houshi? Is that true? A breeze?" She smirked. Miroku blushed. He didn't answer; she shook her head.
"Here Inuyasha, come here." Kagome pulled out some lotion. "It's not just the robe; it's probably dry skin as well." She slipped off the top part of the robe and rubbed lotion all over his skin. Sango was a little peeved and Miroku just gazed. Kagome looked over and realized how awkward this situation was. She quickly pulled the robe back on him. "Gomen..I was only trying to help him. I was getting tired of his fidgeting."
"It's alright, Kagome-chan." 'It was worth seeing his chest.' She smiled.
"Is that better?" Inuyasha tried his best grunt and headed out the door. "Oi! Inuyasha! I guess he's mad."
"He doesn't like being weak." Miroku added, "I don't think he's mad at you, Kagome-sama." It was so weird; she was looking into Inuyasha's soft golden eyes, but on the inside was actually Miroku."
"I'll go get the grump." She sighed as she ran out the door. Miroku turned to Sango.
"Nani?" She questioned.
"Don't get weird on me okay?"
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
"Just because I'm in this body temporarily." He sighed as he scratched his head. "Itai! These nails are so sharp. How does he manage not cut himself?"
"Baka. You're bleeding." She went over to Kagome's bag and pulled out a band-aid. "I won't get weird on you, promise. You're the same Houshi only in a different place for right now."
"Arigato Sango."
"I've got a favor to ask."
"Nani?"
"Can I uh..tweak the ears?" She said with a mischievous smile. He laughed and nodded his head. She squeezed them and then scratched behind them, making him moan a little with pleasure. She grinned, "I've always wanted to do that."
Chapter 16:
"So, Sango-chan?"
"Nani?"
"How was it? Your time alone with Miroku-sama?" Sango was blushing and Kagome realized they might have gotten somewhere finally. "So?"
"Well..I stole a kiss." She smiled and closed her eyes remembering the other evening. Kagome took Sango's hand and shook it.
"Congratulations!" She smiled. They were sitting outside waiting for the guys to come back. Kagome's expression turned into a sad one. 'It's been three hours since they left. I hope everything is okay. I'm gonna get freshened up; I'll be right back." She bounded into the inn, Shippo following.
"I'm getting a little worried too." Sango got up and stretched.
"Mew." Meowed the kitten form Kirara. Sango bent over to pet the cat and as she did she noticed a hand on her ass. The grip became tighter and nails poked into her.
"OW! Houshi! I enjoy your enthusiasm, but c'mon now!" She turned around to find Inuyasha staring at her with a weird hentai smile on his face.
"Inuyasha! Osuwari!" Miroku, who was standing at the door of the inn, had scrunched up his face, thinking he'd be the one in the dirt.
"Itai. That really does hurt!"
"What the hell are you doing?!" A red faced Kagome screamed.
"Yo, aho did you already forget whose body you were in?"
"I just couldn't help myself....hehe.."
"Inuyasha! What is the meaning behind this?" Inuyasha who was in Miroku's body spoke up.
"That damn witch put a curse on us when we tried to destroy her. Feh!" Sango's eyes became wide when she heard that expression out of the Houshi's mouth. Kagome shook her head in disbelief.
"So you're saying you're Inuyasha trapped in Miroku's body and that's Miroku trapped in your body?"
"Exactly, very well worded Kagome-sama." Now her eyes became even wider because in Inuyasha's voice was now a cool tone; it was softer and not so rash.
"This is really confusing!" Shippo whined. "Inuyasha how are you gonna get out of this one?" He asked Miroku(in Inuyasha's body), but instead got Inuyasha(in Miroku's body).
"The baba told us her life story as if we cared."
"I cared! I needed to know her background. Here let's go inside to talk this over, k?" The group casually walked into the hall.
"Did you slay that woman?"
"Oh shut up!"
"Inuyasha! Excuse him he's just upset." They walked past the innkeeper, who was speechless. They went into their room and sat down as Miroku explained everything that had happened.
"So, the only way to undo this is for you two to bring her that woman or her children?" Sango restated.
"Hai."
"But you can't do that!" Inuyasha was fidgeting in Miroku's robe.
"Arrggghhh! I hate this damn thing! It's itchy and when I stand up.." Everyone motioned him to go on with their eyes. "I get.a breeze." Kagome and Sango cracked up.
"Houshi? Is that true? A breeze?" She smirked. Miroku blushed. He didn't answer; she shook her head.
"Here Inuyasha, come here." Kagome pulled out some lotion. "It's not just the robe; it's probably dry skin as well." She slipped off the top part of the robe and rubbed lotion all over his skin. Sango was a little peeved and Miroku just gazed. Kagome looked over and realized how awkward this situation was. She quickly pulled the robe back on him. "Gomen..I was only trying to help him. I was getting tired of his fidgeting."
"It's alright, Kagome-chan." 'It was worth seeing his chest.' She smiled.
"Is that better?" Inuyasha tried his best grunt and headed out the door. "Oi! Inuyasha! I guess he's mad."
"He doesn't like being weak." Miroku added, "I don't think he's mad at you, Kagome-sama." It was so weird; she was looking into Inuyasha's soft golden eyes, but on the inside was actually Miroku."
"I'll go get the grump." She sighed as she ran out the door. Miroku turned to Sango.
"Nani?" She questioned.
"Don't get weird on me okay?"
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
"Just because I'm in this body temporarily." He sighed as he scratched his head. "Itai! These nails are so sharp. How does he manage not cut himself?"
"Baka. You're bleeding." She went over to Kagome's bag and pulled out a band-aid. "I won't get weird on you, promise. You're the same Houshi only in a different place for right now."
"Arigato Sango."
"I've got a favor to ask."
"Nani?"
"Can I uh..tweak the ears?" She said with a mischievous smile. He laughed and nodded his head. She squeezed them and then scratched behind them, making him moan a little with pleasure. She grinned, "I've always wanted to do that."