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Chapter 18:
Inuyasha's eyes(still in Miroku's body) started twitching and Miroku(in Inuyasha's body) just chuckled a bit. "Well at least we know a cure besides what she wants. Arigato Kagome-sama." Inuyasha gave Miroku a death glare. Miroku shuddered; he didn't realize his face could ever be that threatening.
"No fucking way!" He yelled.
"Inuyasha! Osuwari!" Instead of Inuyasha being sat Miroku was. "Oh! Miroku I'm so sorry!" She winced; as she helped him up.
"No harm done." He said cordially.
"Ha! You got sat!" Kagome went back over to him and pulled his ear and yelled:
"Don't you want to go back to your normal self!"
"Owowowow! That hurt!" He said rubbing his ear. "Yes I do, but I rather give her the woman! There's no way in hell I'm doing that!"
"I won't allow it Inuyasha." Miroku spoke up. "We're doing it this way."
"Keh! And how are we supposed to go up to my fluffy bastard brother like this?"
"Like I said before we must learn each other's techniques, ne?"
"Feh! Fine, this can't be too hard." Miroku raised an eye brow.
"Not too hard, eh? We'll just see about that."
"Don't get so cocky Miroku; we haven't started 'training' yet." So the group went out in an open field, away from the village. Sango, who had been resting with Shippo and Kirara, came out to join them. They all sat on the sidelines watching their boys. "Let's start out with me teaching you."
"Why?"
"Cuz I dunno, just come on. We'll never get anywhere if you don't try." Miroku half-smiled as he unwillingly pulled out the Tetsusaiga. He tried lifting it and swung it a few times to get used to it.
"Damn this thing is huge, never saw it so up close before. Ne. Inuyasha?"
"Nani?" He leaned over and whispered in his ear:
"Are you compensating for something?" Inuyasha grew red and took the Houshi's staff and hit him hard on the head, knocking him out. The girls looked on and sighed in unison.
"They're getting nowhere." Kagome, who had caught Inuyasha's eye, rolled her eyes at him.
"Oi! If you got something to say Kagome then say it!"
"Nope, nothing at all." She smiled and waved her hand at him. The unconscious Miroku recovered with a big lump on his head. He rubbed it and twinged.
"You deserved it, didn't you Houshi-sama?" Sango called and had a slight sigh in it as well. He only smiled lightly as she rolled her eyes.
"This is boring!" Shippo yawned. "I'm going back to the inn to color. Kirara wanna come?" The cat demon mewed and followed the kitsune.
"Miroku if you'd just be serious this wouldn't be so difficult." Inuyasha gritted his fangless teeth.
"Fine I'm serious. Now what?"
"Hold out the sword in front of you.." He explained his moves and Miroku learned rather quickly.
"So what must they do to get into their own bodies again?" Kagome put her hand over her mouth trying not to giggle.
"Well, at least one of them who has a sibling must eat one strand of their hair."
"Demo Houshi-sama doesn't have a sibling." Sango's face lit up as she finally understood.
"Inuyasha must collect two strands of his brother's hair. One for him and one for Miroku."
"That's one strange remedy. Do you think it will work?"
"Oi! Watch out!" Kagome and Sango dodged the Kaze no Kizu that had been flung at them. "Miroku! You almost..." He caught his breath. "Kagome you okay?!"
"Sango I'm so sorry! Are you alright?"
"Hai!" They both called out in unison behind a rock.
"Ano..Sango-chan I think we should go back to the inn. It's kinda dangerous around here. I'd hate to see what Inuyasha might do with the Kazaana. Oi! We're going back to the inn! Good luck!"
"Yeah good luck!" They both ran back out of sight to the inn.
"That's a good idea. Geez Miroku you coulda really hurt them both. Learn to control it, k?" Inuyasha was being rather patient. "Now you teach me something."
"Alright the trick to the Kazaana is being able to control it as you must with this sword." The training went on throughout the evening. The girls came back carefully to bring them something to eat.
"Ramen for the boys!" Kagome served the ramen as Sango poured the sake. "So how did it go?" They both looked very worn out and weary from their day's work.
"We got the basics down, enough to distract him while someone else grabs the hair. Tomorrow we go hunting down the fuzzball."
"Are you sure you guys know what you're doing?" Sango questioned.
"Don't worry Lady Sango, we'll be fine."
"Tomorrow it is then; we should be getting to bed well that is until after you two bathe." Kagome pinched her nose.
"No way!" Inuyasha barked, "Not in this body! I don't want to know what's under these robes!"
"I have the same feelings." Miroku agreed.
"Demo you've taken dips in the hot springs before." Sango said, hiding a giggle.
"No!" They both said in unison.
"Suit yourselves, but you're sleeping away from us tonight. Preferably out on the porch outside of the room." They both looked at each other and sighed. They marched back to the inn sleepily and all got into their beds. The boys did sleep outside that night, much to their dismay.
Chapter 18:
Inuyasha's eyes(still in Miroku's body) started twitching and Miroku(in Inuyasha's body) just chuckled a bit. "Well at least we know a cure besides what she wants. Arigato Kagome-sama." Inuyasha gave Miroku a death glare. Miroku shuddered; he didn't realize his face could ever be that threatening.
"No fucking way!" He yelled.
"Inuyasha! Osuwari!" Instead of Inuyasha being sat Miroku was. "Oh! Miroku I'm so sorry!" She winced; as she helped him up.
"No harm done." He said cordially.
"Ha! You got sat!" Kagome went back over to him and pulled his ear and yelled:
"Don't you want to go back to your normal self!"
"Owowowow! That hurt!" He said rubbing his ear. "Yes I do, but I rather give her the woman! There's no way in hell I'm doing that!"
"I won't allow it Inuyasha." Miroku spoke up. "We're doing it this way."
"Keh! And how are we supposed to go up to my fluffy bastard brother like this?"
"Like I said before we must learn each other's techniques, ne?"
"Feh! Fine, this can't be too hard." Miroku raised an eye brow.
"Not too hard, eh? We'll just see about that."
"Don't get so cocky Miroku; we haven't started 'training' yet." So the group went out in an open field, away from the village. Sango, who had been resting with Shippo and Kirara, came out to join them. They all sat on the sidelines watching their boys. "Let's start out with me teaching you."
"Why?"
"Cuz I dunno, just come on. We'll never get anywhere if you don't try." Miroku half-smiled as he unwillingly pulled out the Tetsusaiga. He tried lifting it and swung it a few times to get used to it.
"Damn this thing is huge, never saw it so up close before. Ne. Inuyasha?"
"Nani?" He leaned over and whispered in his ear:
"Are you compensating for something?" Inuyasha grew red and took the Houshi's staff and hit him hard on the head, knocking him out. The girls looked on and sighed in unison.
"They're getting nowhere." Kagome, who had caught Inuyasha's eye, rolled her eyes at him.
"Oi! If you got something to say Kagome then say it!"
"Nope, nothing at all." She smiled and waved her hand at him. The unconscious Miroku recovered with a big lump on his head. He rubbed it and twinged.
"You deserved it, didn't you Houshi-sama?" Sango called and had a slight sigh in it as well. He only smiled lightly as she rolled her eyes.
"This is boring!" Shippo yawned. "I'm going back to the inn to color. Kirara wanna come?" The cat demon mewed and followed the kitsune.
"Miroku if you'd just be serious this wouldn't be so difficult." Inuyasha gritted his fangless teeth.
"Fine I'm serious. Now what?"
"Hold out the sword in front of you.." He explained his moves and Miroku learned rather quickly.
"So what must they do to get into their own bodies again?" Kagome put her hand over her mouth trying not to giggle.
"Well, at least one of them who has a sibling must eat one strand of their hair."
"Demo Houshi-sama doesn't have a sibling." Sango's face lit up as she finally understood.
"Inuyasha must collect two strands of his brother's hair. One for him and one for Miroku."
"That's one strange remedy. Do you think it will work?"
"Oi! Watch out!" Kagome and Sango dodged the Kaze no Kizu that had been flung at them. "Miroku! You almost..." He caught his breath. "Kagome you okay?!"
"Sango I'm so sorry! Are you alright?"
"Hai!" They both called out in unison behind a rock.
"Ano..Sango-chan I think we should go back to the inn. It's kinda dangerous around here. I'd hate to see what Inuyasha might do with the Kazaana. Oi! We're going back to the inn! Good luck!"
"Yeah good luck!" They both ran back out of sight to the inn.
"That's a good idea. Geez Miroku you coulda really hurt them both. Learn to control it, k?" Inuyasha was being rather patient. "Now you teach me something."
"Alright the trick to the Kazaana is being able to control it as you must with this sword." The training went on throughout the evening. The girls came back carefully to bring them something to eat.
"Ramen for the boys!" Kagome served the ramen as Sango poured the sake. "So how did it go?" They both looked very worn out and weary from their day's work.
"We got the basics down, enough to distract him while someone else grabs the hair. Tomorrow we go hunting down the fuzzball."
"Are you sure you guys know what you're doing?" Sango questioned.
"Don't worry Lady Sango, we'll be fine."
"Tomorrow it is then; we should be getting to bed well that is until after you two bathe." Kagome pinched her nose.
"No way!" Inuyasha barked, "Not in this body! I don't want to know what's under these robes!"
"I have the same feelings." Miroku agreed.
"Demo you've taken dips in the hot springs before." Sango said, hiding a giggle.
"No!" They both said in unison.
"Suit yourselves, but you're sleeping away from us tonight. Preferably out on the porch outside of the room." They both looked at each other and sighed. They marched back to the inn sleepily and all got into their beds. The boys did sleep outside that night, much to their dismay.