Chapter Two - Serenity's dinner party or Yu-Gi-Oh! Food fight
Disclaimer - I don't own Yu-gi-oh but I do own a Yu-gi-oh t-shirt, no honestly I do!
Joey is in the living room playing Tekken 4 and losing even though its set to easy.
Serenity: Joey can we invite the gang over for dinner I wanna cook.
Joey:*growls at T.V* I don't think so.
Serenity: Please big brother its really important to me.
Joey:*looks at her and sighs* Fine! When?
Serenity:*smiles* Tonight!
Joey:*anime fall* Nani? *looks at her pleading face* Oh all right I'll call everyone.
Serenity: Yay!
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Joey:*picks up phone and calls Yugi* Hey Yug wanna come over for dinner bring Yami too.
Yugi: Sure we'll be there.
Joey:*phones Isis*
Isis: Hai?
Joey: You wanna come over for dinner.
Isis: Ok arigato *Joey hears crashing and something running around in the background* OH MY GOD WHO LET THAT IN HERE? *smashing sound* NO MY CHINA! Err gotta go bye *hangs up*
Joey:*sweatdrop* *calls Ryou*
Ryou: Hello.
Joey: I'm inviting you over for dinner oh and your yami.
Bakura:*in background* Free food I'm there. Her cooking better be good cos when Anzu cooked I got food poisoning and had the shits for a week.
Joey: Alright see ya later *hangs up and calls Anzu* Hey Anzu come round for dinner.
Anzu: Yay I love your sister's cooking.
Joey: Ok *calls Seto*
Mokuba: Kaiba main line hi.
Joey: Can I speak to Kaiba?
Mokuba: Hang on *picks up phone which, connects to Seto's office* Seto:*grumpy voice* What is it?
Mokuba: Joey Wheeler is on the phone for you.
Seto: Tell him I don't speak dog and I didn't know dogs could use a phone *slams down phone*
Mokuba:*sweatdrop* Seto's busy can I take a message?
Joey: Yeah you two are invited to a chow down.
Mokuba: Cool!
Joey:*calls Malik*
Malik's voice: Hi you reached Malik and Marik's place. Leave a message after the beep and fuck off.
Marik's voice: What do you mean leave a message after the beep and fuck off? Its not like we're gonna call 'em back.
Malik's voice: Oh for the love of Ra.
*BEEP*
Joey: Nice message you guys *phone is picked up*
Malik:*out of breath and laughing* Hi Joey gomen I didn't pick up quicker, but Marik just let a rabid racoon loose in Isis' house you should her face. What's up?
Joey: Serenity's doing dinner you two can come.
Marik:*in background* Is your sister a good cook? Cos when Anzu cooked Bakura got food poisoning.
Malik:*sniggers* Yeah and he never wants to eat raw steak again. We're only there for the food not cos we like you or anything *hangs up*
Joey:*scowls* Little bastard *calls Honda* Hey buddy Serenity wants you over for dinner.
Honda: Are we having a romantic meal for two?
Joey: NO! Everyone will be there just make sure you are too.
Honda:*hurt voice* Ok you don't need to bite my head off geez Joey *hangs up*
Joey:*calls Miho*
Miho: The very much admired Miho here.
Joey:*sweatdrop* Come round for dinner.
Miho: Only of I can sit next to Ryou or Yami.
Joey: Yeah whatever Miho *hangs up and calls Otogi*
Otogi:*heavy breathing* Make it quick I'm busy!
Joey:*invites him to dinner* Otogi:*ecstatic voice* Oh yeah I'm coming I'm coming! OH GOD YOU'RE GOOD!!!!!!
Joey:*hangs up and looks disturbed* I don't want to know!!! *calls Mai*
Mai: Hello talk if you're sexy.
Joey:*sniggers* Hi Mai.
Mai: Oh its you *secretly thinking oh yes baby*
Joey:*explains dinner thing*
Mai: Sure I'll come chow *hangs up*
Joey:*shouts* HEY SIS EVERYONE'S GONNA BE HERE!
Serenity: That's great and don't worry everything will be fine.
Joey:*sighs* If you say so Serenity.
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The table was set and laid with food. Roast chicken, mashed potatoes, carrots, peas, baked beans, sausages, bacon, fried eggs and various other things I can't be bothered to mention.
Anzu:*whistles* Wow you've really gone all out.
Everyone sits down and starts piling food on their plates.
Anzu: Lets say grace.
All: NO WAY!
Mokuba:*whines* I'm hungry Seto stop her.
Seto:*growls* Let us eat bitch!
Anzu:*yells* WE ARE SAYING GRACE!
All: Ok.
Bakura:*clueless face* Which god are saying grace to?
Anzu: The one and only god.
Malik:*smirks* I don't know this god I'm Egyptian I know of Ra and our other gods.
Yami, Isis, Marik and Bakura: SAME!
Anzu:*scowls* Fine we'll say grace to Ra. Oh thank Ra for this food.
Mai: Short but sweet lets eat.
Anzu:*stunned* I'm not finished yet!!!
Otogi:*mouth full of chicken* No one gives a shit. Miho:*giggles* Otogi has a point we came to eat not start a church *glomps Yami* Isn't that right Yami?
Yami:*annoyed* All I know is that you are now preventing me from eating *elbows her off* See that's better *shovels food in to mouth*
Seto:*sweatdrop* Yugi your yami eats like a pig.
Marik:*laughs*
Honda:*in between mouthfuls* Serenity this is great.
Otogi: Yeah real tasty.
When the main course had been finished Serenity got out frozen sherbet, ice-cream and a very large chocolate cake. (note - Mmmm chocolate cake) Everyone grabs the cake.
Malik:*sniggers to himself as he plans something* This cake tastes like dog crap.
Marik:*evil grin* I agree with my hikari.
Bakura:*catching on nods*
Serenity:*starts to cry and runs out of room*
Joey:*mad* You bastards *grabs mashed potato to throw at Malik but it hits Seto in the face*
Seto:*yells* MUTT FUCKING DOG I'LL TEACH YOU *grabs a bowl of ice- cream it misses Joey and lands in Yugi's hair*
Bakura:*laughs harder*
Yami:*pissed off* That does it no one laughs at my hikari *leaps on to table grabs cake and shoves it in to Bakura's open mouth* Eat cake tomb robber!
Bakura:*chokes* I'm gonna kill you for that Pharaoh!
Full-fledged food fight breaks out as Yami and Bakura kick, bite and punch each other.
Miho:*tries to hide behind a tea tray to no avail, gets hit with a load of baked beans* Eeeewwww it feels slimy.
Ryou:*yelling while holding his eye* Aaarrrggghhh someone flicked a pea at me!
Mokuba:*hiding under the table cos he flicked the pea and hit Ryou by accident* Gomen I didn't mean it Seto HELP!
Seto:*chasing Joey round the room with handful of cake, catches up with him and squashes it on his head* Ha teach you to throw food at me ha ha ha ha.
Mai:*screams* I got ice-cream on my clothes this will never come out!
Otogi:*gets a pineapple in the face* (note - where the hell did that come from?) *he runs to Joey's fridge sees cottage cheese and flings it which, ends up in Yami's hair* Oops!
Honda has a banana jammed up his nose and Anzu dies cos there's an apple in her throat. (note - I still don't know where the fruit is coming from)
Malik, Marik and Bakura managed to get covered in gravy (note - Huh?)
Yami:*moans* Gah! Do you know how long its gonna take to get cottage cheese out of my hair?
(note - No I don't does anyone know? You also have to add Yami's hair gel as a factor))
Bakura:*going to punch Yami* I couldn't give a shit.
Yami:*points behind his opponent* Look! A munchkin!
Malik and Bakura:*scream* AAGGHH! WHERE?!
Yami:*kicks Bakura off picks up a custard pie and smacks it in to Bakura's face and laughs* Its called looking in the mirror you bastard!
(note - I give up I can't find where this stuff comes from)
Soon everyone is covered in food and decided to go home to clean up. As they went out the door Marik is following Malik trying to lick the gravy off him.
Malik:*hits his yami on the head* Stop it you're making yourself look weirder than you already are!
Yugi:*laughs* Bye Joey lets do this again sometime.
Yami:*nods* Please.
Joey:*shuts door after them* Serenity we are never doing this again *curses as he begins to clear up mess*
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Note - After Malik and Bakura made up in chapter one Ryou in a fit of uncharacteristic rage threw Malik out of his house, guess he got fed up of being picked on. At the same time Isis threw Marik out of her house so they got a house next door to Isis so they could still torment her! Poor Isis!
Disclaimer - I don't own Yu-gi-oh but I do own a Yu-gi-oh t-shirt, no honestly I do!
Joey is in the living room playing Tekken 4 and losing even though its set to easy.
Serenity: Joey can we invite the gang over for dinner I wanna cook.
Joey:*growls at T.V* I don't think so.
Serenity: Please big brother its really important to me.
Joey:*looks at her and sighs* Fine! When?
Serenity:*smiles* Tonight!
Joey:*anime fall* Nani? *looks at her pleading face* Oh all right I'll call everyone.
Serenity: Yay!
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Joey:*picks up phone and calls Yugi* Hey Yug wanna come over for dinner bring Yami too.
Yugi: Sure we'll be there.
Joey:*phones Isis*
Isis: Hai?
Joey: You wanna come over for dinner.
Isis: Ok arigato *Joey hears crashing and something running around in the background* OH MY GOD WHO LET THAT IN HERE? *smashing sound* NO MY CHINA! Err gotta go bye *hangs up*
Joey:*sweatdrop* *calls Ryou*
Ryou: Hello.
Joey: I'm inviting you over for dinner oh and your yami.
Bakura:*in background* Free food I'm there. Her cooking better be good cos when Anzu cooked I got food poisoning and had the shits for a week.
Joey: Alright see ya later *hangs up and calls Anzu* Hey Anzu come round for dinner.
Anzu: Yay I love your sister's cooking.
Joey: Ok *calls Seto*
Mokuba: Kaiba main line hi.
Joey: Can I speak to Kaiba?
Mokuba: Hang on *picks up phone which, connects to Seto's office* Seto:*grumpy voice* What is it?
Mokuba: Joey Wheeler is on the phone for you.
Seto: Tell him I don't speak dog and I didn't know dogs could use a phone *slams down phone*
Mokuba:*sweatdrop* Seto's busy can I take a message?
Joey: Yeah you two are invited to a chow down.
Mokuba: Cool!
Joey:*calls Malik*
Malik's voice: Hi you reached Malik and Marik's place. Leave a message after the beep and fuck off.
Marik's voice: What do you mean leave a message after the beep and fuck off? Its not like we're gonna call 'em back.
Malik's voice: Oh for the love of Ra.
*BEEP*
Joey: Nice message you guys *phone is picked up*
Malik:*out of breath and laughing* Hi Joey gomen I didn't pick up quicker, but Marik just let a rabid racoon loose in Isis' house you should her face. What's up?
Joey: Serenity's doing dinner you two can come.
Marik:*in background* Is your sister a good cook? Cos when Anzu cooked Bakura got food poisoning.
Malik:*sniggers* Yeah and he never wants to eat raw steak again. We're only there for the food not cos we like you or anything *hangs up*
Joey:*scowls* Little bastard *calls Honda* Hey buddy Serenity wants you over for dinner.
Honda: Are we having a romantic meal for two?
Joey: NO! Everyone will be there just make sure you are too.
Honda:*hurt voice* Ok you don't need to bite my head off geez Joey *hangs up*
Joey:*calls Miho*
Miho: The very much admired Miho here.
Joey:*sweatdrop* Come round for dinner.
Miho: Only of I can sit next to Ryou or Yami.
Joey: Yeah whatever Miho *hangs up and calls Otogi*
Otogi:*heavy breathing* Make it quick I'm busy!
Joey:*invites him to dinner* Otogi:*ecstatic voice* Oh yeah I'm coming I'm coming! OH GOD YOU'RE GOOD!!!!!!
Joey:*hangs up and looks disturbed* I don't want to know!!! *calls Mai*
Mai: Hello talk if you're sexy.
Joey:*sniggers* Hi Mai.
Mai: Oh its you *secretly thinking oh yes baby*
Joey:*explains dinner thing*
Mai: Sure I'll come chow *hangs up*
Joey:*shouts* HEY SIS EVERYONE'S GONNA BE HERE!
Serenity: That's great and don't worry everything will be fine.
Joey:*sighs* If you say so Serenity.
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The table was set and laid with food. Roast chicken, mashed potatoes, carrots, peas, baked beans, sausages, bacon, fried eggs and various other things I can't be bothered to mention.
Anzu:*whistles* Wow you've really gone all out.
Everyone sits down and starts piling food on their plates.
Anzu: Lets say grace.
All: NO WAY!
Mokuba:*whines* I'm hungry Seto stop her.
Seto:*growls* Let us eat bitch!
Anzu:*yells* WE ARE SAYING GRACE!
All: Ok.
Bakura:*clueless face* Which god are saying grace to?
Anzu: The one and only god.
Malik:*smirks* I don't know this god I'm Egyptian I know of Ra and our other gods.
Yami, Isis, Marik and Bakura: SAME!
Anzu:*scowls* Fine we'll say grace to Ra. Oh thank Ra for this food.
Mai: Short but sweet lets eat.
Anzu:*stunned* I'm not finished yet!!!
Otogi:*mouth full of chicken* No one gives a shit. Miho:*giggles* Otogi has a point we came to eat not start a church *glomps Yami* Isn't that right Yami?
Yami:*annoyed* All I know is that you are now preventing me from eating *elbows her off* See that's better *shovels food in to mouth*
Seto:*sweatdrop* Yugi your yami eats like a pig.
Marik:*laughs*
Honda:*in between mouthfuls* Serenity this is great.
Otogi: Yeah real tasty.
When the main course had been finished Serenity got out frozen sherbet, ice-cream and a very large chocolate cake. (note - Mmmm chocolate cake) Everyone grabs the cake.
Malik:*sniggers to himself as he plans something* This cake tastes like dog crap.
Marik:*evil grin* I agree with my hikari.
Bakura:*catching on nods*
Serenity:*starts to cry and runs out of room*
Joey:*mad* You bastards *grabs mashed potato to throw at Malik but it hits Seto in the face*
Seto:*yells* MUTT FUCKING DOG I'LL TEACH YOU *grabs a bowl of ice- cream it misses Joey and lands in Yugi's hair*
Bakura:*laughs harder*
Yami:*pissed off* That does it no one laughs at my hikari *leaps on to table grabs cake and shoves it in to Bakura's open mouth* Eat cake tomb robber!
Bakura:*chokes* I'm gonna kill you for that Pharaoh!
Full-fledged food fight breaks out as Yami and Bakura kick, bite and punch each other.
Miho:*tries to hide behind a tea tray to no avail, gets hit with a load of baked beans* Eeeewwww it feels slimy.
Ryou:*yelling while holding his eye* Aaarrrggghhh someone flicked a pea at me!
Mokuba:*hiding under the table cos he flicked the pea and hit Ryou by accident* Gomen I didn't mean it Seto HELP!
Seto:*chasing Joey round the room with handful of cake, catches up with him and squashes it on his head* Ha teach you to throw food at me ha ha ha ha.
Mai:*screams* I got ice-cream on my clothes this will never come out!
Otogi:*gets a pineapple in the face* (note - where the hell did that come from?) *he runs to Joey's fridge sees cottage cheese and flings it which, ends up in Yami's hair* Oops!
Honda has a banana jammed up his nose and Anzu dies cos there's an apple in her throat. (note - I still don't know where the fruit is coming from)
Malik, Marik and Bakura managed to get covered in gravy (note - Huh?)
Yami:*moans* Gah! Do you know how long its gonna take to get cottage cheese out of my hair?
(note - No I don't does anyone know? You also have to add Yami's hair gel as a factor))
Bakura:*going to punch Yami* I couldn't give a shit.
Yami:*points behind his opponent* Look! A munchkin!
Malik and Bakura:*scream* AAGGHH! WHERE?!
Yami:*kicks Bakura off picks up a custard pie and smacks it in to Bakura's face and laughs* Its called looking in the mirror you bastard!
(note - I give up I can't find where this stuff comes from)
Soon everyone is covered in food and decided to go home to clean up. As they went out the door Marik is following Malik trying to lick the gravy off him.
Malik:*hits his yami on the head* Stop it you're making yourself look weirder than you already are!
Yugi:*laughs* Bye Joey lets do this again sometime.
Yami:*nods* Please.
Joey:*shuts door after them* Serenity we are never doing this again *curses as he begins to clear up mess*
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Note - After Malik and Bakura made up in chapter one Ryou in a fit of uncharacteristic rage threw Malik out of his house, guess he got fed up of being picked on. At the same time Isis threw Marik out of her house so they got a house next door to Isis so they could still torment her! Poor Isis!