Chapter Three - Yu-Gi-Oh! BBQ
Disclaimer - I don't own Yu-gi-oh though I do own a copy of "Music to Duel By" I don't care if you're laughing the music rocks *blows raspberry*
Yami: Its true Ruth plays it every day *yells* TURN THAT CD OFF OR I MOVE OUT!
Me: Don't go *glomps Yami's leg* I promise to good.
Yami:*sighs* Ok I can't stay mad at you I'll stay.
Me:*looks innocent* Yay! Anyway time to write.
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It's a hot summers day (note - when I first wrote this chapter I moaned about how British weather sucked, we now have really good sunny days) Yugi and Yami were inside playing Duel Monsters. They were both equal in and skill so the matches ended a draw.
Yugi:*looks out window and sighs*
Yami: What's wrong Yugi?
Yugi:*sadly* I just wish we had something to do.
Yami:*smiles* I've been thinking that since our 30th duel.
Yugi:*switches on T.V* Whatever.
Documentary of Ancient Egypt.
Yami:*groans* Turn it off its making me feel old.
Yugi:*giggles* You are old.
Yami:*laughs* But I don't look a day over 16yrs.
(note - I don't look a day over 16yrs either but you don't see me boasting about it. Its real annoying especially when I'm when.. Hey I'm not gonna tell you geez)
Just then Yugi's Grandpa stumbled in carrying a large box.
Grandpa:*muffled voice* Hey you two help me out here.
Yugi and Yami help the old man carry the box out in to the garden.
Yugi:*puzzled* Grandpa what is this?
Yami:*reading box* A self-assembling BBQ made and produced by Kaiba Corporation. Hmm sounds like fun.
Grandpa:*smiles* I thought since it was sunny we could invite your friends round.
Yugi:*jumps* Alright yay.
Yami:*holds his hikari so he can't jump* How many times have I told you to lay off the sugar? Besides don't you remember the food fight at Joey's?
Yugi:*smiles* Don't be such a pessimist Yami that won't happen here.
Yami:*rolls eyes* Fine! Lets watch this thing set itself up *5mins later* Wow Kaiba really knows how to work this technology thing, I still haven't figured out how to turn the computer on.
Yugi:*laughs* Maybe I'll teach you one day *walks off saying* I'm gonna call the gang.
(note - There's no way I'm doing another page of telephone calls. All you need to know is Yugi called everyone and got yelled at, cos the phone bill was long enough with out him making it worse. Teenagers talk give him a break)
Grandpa:*smiling* Welcome, hello I'm just about to start cooking the burgers *greets Seto* Ah Kaiba-san amazing BBQ pity you didn't make it self lighting as well.
Seto:*raises eyebrow* Why because your too old or has Yugi tried to blow himself up?
Malik:*caught last bit of sentence as he comes in to garden and cracks up laughing* Heh that would make day worth-while, either that or setting Anzu on fire.
Yami:*growls* Come here and say that you bastard.
(note - He's not protecting Anzu its what Seto and Malik said about Yugi obviously duh)
Bakura:*stands in front of Malik* Go through me first.
Yami:*balled fists runs at him* With utmost pleasure!
Ryou:*protects his yami* STOP! Why do you always fight? You act like you don't like each other.
Yami, Seto, Marik, Malik and Bakura:*shout* WE DON'T! *all stomp off grumpily*
Serenity: Hey Yugi I brought some lemonade for the BBQ.
Joey:*next to her confused* Err sis I didn't know BBQ's could drink.
Serenity:*giggles* Joey its for the people stop being silly.
Isis:*takes a cup and drinks* Gah it's a little sweet ugh.
Serenity: I must of put too much sugar in.
Yugi:*after drinking lemonade runs round garden like a loony and tries to give everyone wedgies*
Otogi:*yells* YUGI YOU LITTLE SQUIRT CALM DOWN FOR FUCK'S SAKE *rubs butt*
Seto:*laughs*
Yami:*grabs Yugi and ties him to a chair* When you're normal *thinks before continuing* As normal as you can be I'll let you go.
Malik:*sidles up to table where Serenity had put the drinks and a bucket of ice-cubes, he knocks the bucket over and starts jumping on them* DIE! DIE! DEATH TO ALL ICE-CUBES!! Muhahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha.
All:*sweatdrop*
Miho: That guy is a total head-case.
Mai:*puzzled* What did those ice-cubes do to him?
Marik:*evil grin* Consider this anything he doesn't like Malik destroys, and it just so happens that he hates ice-cubes.
Malik:*still crushing ice* Huh? *looks up to see everyone staring at him* I.... err must've flipped out.
Honda: Flipped out is an understatement dude.
Otogi:*laughs*
Grandpa:*calls* Ok kids the burgers are ready come get 'em.
Yugi:*breaks free from chair* YAY! Me first, me first, me first.
Seto:*grabs Yugi by his clothes* I don't think so hedgehog its my invention so I get the first burger.
Yami:*hits Seto with a chair* Its our garden arsehole geez just cos you own the city, doesn't mean you own our garden.
Joey:*sniggers* Now who looks like a dog?
Seto:*glares at Joey*
Joey: ARF!
Anzu:*drops burger in terror* Agh I can't eat it its alive look its moving agh!
Isis:*laughs* Oh Anzu its only food here eat this *holds out burger to Anzu*
Anzu:*backs away slips on an ice-cube falls over on to the BBQ and gets set on fire* AAAGGGHHH!!!
Malik:*evil laugh* Oh look my wish came true.
All:*watch Anzu running covered in flames*
Marik:*evil chuckle* Anzu looks kinda pretty when she's on fire.
Bakura:*evil grin* You mean pretty good entertainment. I wonder how long she keep going before she burns out.
Ryou:*concerned* Shouldn't we help Anzu?
Marik, Seto, Malik, Bakura and Yami: NO!
Anzu:*continues to run and scream until eventually she explodes in to a mushroom cloud leaving behind a pile of ash*
Seto: You don't think that means she was nuclear do you?
Honda:*amused look* Nah it just meant she went out with a bang.
The rest of the day went by normally, if you count Seto calling Joey a dog normal. And Yami chasing Yugi to see if he can prevent his young counter-part, from doing anything stupid while on a sugar high! Otherwise it was normal.
The burgers were ate, the BBQ died and everyone went home.
Yami:*waving goodbye* Well that went ok didn't it?
Yugi:*still running round garden* Yeah! WWWHHHEEE!
Yami:*sweatdrop* I think we should leave Yugi outside tonight.
Grandpa:*nods* Hai if he were inside he'd break stuff.
Yami and Grandpa run in to the house and lock the door, but Yugi didn't care he was hyper-active!
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Me: Ok, ok I know short chapter but you can't sue me.
*Knocking on door*
Yami:*opens door* Ruth its for you.
Me: Konnichiwa who are you?
Person: I'm the lawyer come to sue you for a short chapter.
Me:*laughs* You can't cos this dialogue just made it longer ha.
Yami:*smiles* She has a point bye *slams door*
Me:*hugs Yami* What would I do without you?
Yami: You want a list?
Me: No there's no need for that.
Yami:*laughs* I'll be in the kitchen if you want me.
Me:*calls after him* In what way did you mean that?
Yami:*laughs* You have a filthy mind Ruth get out of the gutter!
Me:*sighs* And you people know that if you've been reading my later fics.
Disclaimer - I don't own Yu-gi-oh though I do own a copy of "Music to Duel By" I don't care if you're laughing the music rocks *blows raspberry*
Yami: Its true Ruth plays it every day *yells* TURN THAT CD OFF OR I MOVE OUT!
Me: Don't go *glomps Yami's leg* I promise to good.
Yami:*sighs* Ok I can't stay mad at you I'll stay.
Me:*looks innocent* Yay! Anyway time to write.
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It's a hot summers day (note - when I first wrote this chapter I moaned about how British weather sucked, we now have really good sunny days) Yugi and Yami were inside playing Duel Monsters. They were both equal in and skill so the matches ended a draw.
Yugi:*looks out window and sighs*
Yami: What's wrong Yugi?
Yugi:*sadly* I just wish we had something to do.
Yami:*smiles* I've been thinking that since our 30th duel.
Yugi:*switches on T.V* Whatever.
Documentary of Ancient Egypt.
Yami:*groans* Turn it off its making me feel old.
Yugi:*giggles* You are old.
Yami:*laughs* But I don't look a day over 16yrs.
(note - I don't look a day over 16yrs either but you don't see me boasting about it. Its real annoying especially when I'm when.. Hey I'm not gonna tell you geez)
Just then Yugi's Grandpa stumbled in carrying a large box.
Grandpa:*muffled voice* Hey you two help me out here.
Yugi and Yami help the old man carry the box out in to the garden.
Yugi:*puzzled* Grandpa what is this?
Yami:*reading box* A self-assembling BBQ made and produced by Kaiba Corporation. Hmm sounds like fun.
Grandpa:*smiles* I thought since it was sunny we could invite your friends round.
Yugi:*jumps* Alright yay.
Yami:*holds his hikari so he can't jump* How many times have I told you to lay off the sugar? Besides don't you remember the food fight at Joey's?
Yugi:*smiles* Don't be such a pessimist Yami that won't happen here.
Yami:*rolls eyes* Fine! Lets watch this thing set itself up *5mins later* Wow Kaiba really knows how to work this technology thing, I still haven't figured out how to turn the computer on.
Yugi:*laughs* Maybe I'll teach you one day *walks off saying* I'm gonna call the gang.
(note - There's no way I'm doing another page of telephone calls. All you need to know is Yugi called everyone and got yelled at, cos the phone bill was long enough with out him making it worse. Teenagers talk give him a break)
Grandpa:*smiling* Welcome, hello I'm just about to start cooking the burgers *greets Seto* Ah Kaiba-san amazing BBQ pity you didn't make it self lighting as well.
Seto:*raises eyebrow* Why because your too old or has Yugi tried to blow himself up?
Malik:*caught last bit of sentence as he comes in to garden and cracks up laughing* Heh that would make day worth-while, either that or setting Anzu on fire.
Yami:*growls* Come here and say that you bastard.
(note - He's not protecting Anzu its what Seto and Malik said about Yugi obviously duh)
Bakura:*stands in front of Malik* Go through me first.
Yami:*balled fists runs at him* With utmost pleasure!
Ryou:*protects his yami* STOP! Why do you always fight? You act like you don't like each other.
Yami, Seto, Marik, Malik and Bakura:*shout* WE DON'T! *all stomp off grumpily*
Serenity: Hey Yugi I brought some lemonade for the BBQ.
Joey:*next to her confused* Err sis I didn't know BBQ's could drink.
Serenity:*giggles* Joey its for the people stop being silly.
Isis:*takes a cup and drinks* Gah it's a little sweet ugh.
Serenity: I must of put too much sugar in.
Yugi:*after drinking lemonade runs round garden like a loony and tries to give everyone wedgies*
Otogi:*yells* YUGI YOU LITTLE SQUIRT CALM DOWN FOR FUCK'S SAKE *rubs butt*
Seto:*laughs*
Yami:*grabs Yugi and ties him to a chair* When you're normal *thinks before continuing* As normal as you can be I'll let you go.
Malik:*sidles up to table where Serenity had put the drinks and a bucket of ice-cubes, he knocks the bucket over and starts jumping on them* DIE! DIE! DEATH TO ALL ICE-CUBES!! Muhahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha.
All:*sweatdrop*
Miho: That guy is a total head-case.
Mai:*puzzled* What did those ice-cubes do to him?
Marik:*evil grin* Consider this anything he doesn't like Malik destroys, and it just so happens that he hates ice-cubes.
Malik:*still crushing ice* Huh? *looks up to see everyone staring at him* I.... err must've flipped out.
Honda: Flipped out is an understatement dude.
Otogi:*laughs*
Grandpa:*calls* Ok kids the burgers are ready come get 'em.
Yugi:*breaks free from chair* YAY! Me first, me first, me first.
Seto:*grabs Yugi by his clothes* I don't think so hedgehog its my invention so I get the first burger.
Yami:*hits Seto with a chair* Its our garden arsehole geez just cos you own the city, doesn't mean you own our garden.
Joey:*sniggers* Now who looks like a dog?
Seto:*glares at Joey*
Joey: ARF!
Anzu:*drops burger in terror* Agh I can't eat it its alive look its moving agh!
Isis:*laughs* Oh Anzu its only food here eat this *holds out burger to Anzu*
Anzu:*backs away slips on an ice-cube falls over on to the BBQ and gets set on fire* AAAGGGHHH!!!
Malik:*evil laugh* Oh look my wish came true.
All:*watch Anzu running covered in flames*
Marik:*evil chuckle* Anzu looks kinda pretty when she's on fire.
Bakura:*evil grin* You mean pretty good entertainment. I wonder how long she keep going before she burns out.
Ryou:*concerned* Shouldn't we help Anzu?
Marik, Seto, Malik, Bakura and Yami: NO!
Anzu:*continues to run and scream until eventually she explodes in to a mushroom cloud leaving behind a pile of ash*
Seto: You don't think that means she was nuclear do you?
Honda:*amused look* Nah it just meant she went out with a bang.
The rest of the day went by normally, if you count Seto calling Joey a dog normal. And Yami chasing Yugi to see if he can prevent his young counter-part, from doing anything stupid while on a sugar high! Otherwise it was normal.
The burgers were ate, the BBQ died and everyone went home.
Yami:*waving goodbye* Well that went ok didn't it?
Yugi:*still running round garden* Yeah! WWWHHHEEE!
Yami:*sweatdrop* I think we should leave Yugi outside tonight.
Grandpa:*nods* Hai if he were inside he'd break stuff.
Yami and Grandpa run in to the house and lock the door, but Yugi didn't care he was hyper-active!
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Me: Ok, ok I know short chapter but you can't sue me.
*Knocking on door*
Yami:*opens door* Ruth its for you.
Me: Konnichiwa who are you?
Person: I'm the lawyer come to sue you for a short chapter.
Me:*laughs* You can't cos this dialogue just made it longer ha.
Yami:*smiles* She has a point bye *slams door*
Me:*hugs Yami* What would I do without you?
Yami: You want a list?
Me: No there's no need for that.
Yami:*laughs* I'll be in the kitchen if you want me.
Me:*calls after him* In what way did you mean that?
Yami:*laughs* You have a filthy mind Ruth get out of the gutter!
Me:*sighs* And you people know that if you've been reading my later fics.