Chapter Four - Yami on the internet!
Disclaimer - I don't own Yu-gi-oh, I got my own duelling deck, I also play Yu-Gi-Oh! Stairway To The Destined Duel World Wide Edition on the GBAsp.
Yami: How many times have you beaten me on that?
Me:*looking proud* 7 times in all.
Yami: How many times did you lose?
Me:*looks sheepish* Erm 16 times.
Yami:*laughs* Just goes to show how crap your GBA deck is!
Me:*throws cushion at him* My deck is better than yours it has 3 BEWD's and a REBD. I've beaten you more times than you trashed Seto Kaiba.
Yami:*grumpy* You still lost to Kaiba at least 18 times so there.
Seto:*shouts* DON'T BRING ME IN TO THIS!
Me:*yells* SHUT UP SETO *throws a brick at him and knocks him out* I really don't like guy he's such a jerk!
Yami: Good shot!
(note - since this fic is the slightly re-done one, my first ever fic. My baka game decided to delete my file and I lost all my cards and battle data, I had just beaten Yami Malik and I had over 2000 cards! Stupid game!)
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Yugi had taught Yami how to turn on the computer and showed him the internet, Yugi went off to school expecting to have a couple of hours on the net later. When he did get home Yugi found Yami still on the internet, you could tell he was gonna be mad.
Yugi:*yells* YAMI YOU'VE BEEN ON THERE ALL DAY!
Yami:*shrugs* So?
Yugi:*whines* I want to go on it.
Yami: NO!
Yugi:*whines* Are you listening to me? I want the internet!
Yami:*giggles* Nope I kinda blocked you out.
Yugi:*jumps on to Yami and tries to fight him off the chair*
Yami:*growls* Yugi you midget what the fuck are you doing? Fuck off!
*Monitor screen: Sexy long legs - Would you like me to lick whipped cream off your body?*
Yugi:*stops fighting and looks at screen* Y. Y. Yami you're on a chat- line?
Yami:*blushes and tries to hide screen* Its nothing really stop looking Yugi I mean it!
Yugi:*stunned* How can you impress a girl? You're an Ancient Egyptian Pharaoh, who spent 5000yrs locked in a puzzle, and shares the body of a 16yr old boy. Man when you think about it you sound totally nuts! Well reply already.
Yami:*turns red* Fine but don't laugh *writes: Egyptian Hottie - Oooh tasty then I'm gonna cover you in strawberry sauce and have my desserts*
Yugi:*stifles a laugh* I'm going now before I'm sick.
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Meanwhile at the Kaiba mansion...
Seto:*looking at monitor* Oh hell this Egyptian Hottie is hot! *writes: Sexy long legs - Please carry on I'm so turned on. Afterwards I'm gonna feed you chocolate covered strawberries, and touch your pleasure zones to make you scream!*
Mokuba:*enters room* Hey Seto you still on that chat-line? I've got homework to do.
Seto:*annoyed* Piss off Mokuba I'm busy alright?
Mokuba:*curious* What are you writing anyway?
Seto:*stands in front of screen* None of your damn business!
Mokuba:*jumps on Seto and tickles him til he collapses from laughing* Eeeewwww big brother you are sick and dirty minded!
Seto:*blushes* Yeah whatever now if you don't mind I have a conversation to finish.
(note - Egyptian Hottie is Yami and Sexy long legs is Seto in case you didn't know)
*Egyptian Hottie - Oh for the love of Ra you sure know how to please a man!*
Seto:*sweatdrop*
Mokuba:*laughs*
*Sexy long legs - You mean you're not a girl?*
*Egyptian Hottie - NO! Aren't you?*
*Sexy long legs - Nope I'm a guy too*
*Egyptian Hottie - Ah who cares?*
*Sexy long legs - Agreed! Now where were we?*
Mokuba:*disgusted* Seto I.. I didn't know you were bent!
Seto:*snarls* Shows what you know Mokuba now fuck off to bed. Tell anyone and you're dead!
Mokuba:*worried* Seto its up to you if you are bent, as long as you're happy *runs out of room to call Yugi*
Seto:*smiles* Good boy!
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Me: Well this chapter is even shorter than the last one.
Yami:*upset* Why did you that to me? You are so mean!
Me:*rolls eyes* Cos its funny I wanna make people laugh.
Seto:*shouts* WELL IT WASN'T FUNNY BITCH!
Me:*throws another brick at him knocks him out* I didn't ask for your opinion jackass.
Yami:*still upset* I agree with Kaiba it weren't funny.
Me:*smiles* Well I will see what the reviewers say. Gomen I promise in the next fan fic this won't happen.
Yami:*brightens up* You mean it Ruth?
Me: Of course when have I ever broken a promise?
Yami:*thinks* I don't know!
Me: Exactly *glomps Yami*
Yami:*waves goodbye*
Disclaimer - I don't own Yu-gi-oh, I got my own duelling deck, I also play Yu-Gi-Oh! Stairway To The Destined Duel World Wide Edition on the GBAsp.
Yami: How many times have you beaten me on that?
Me:*looking proud* 7 times in all.
Yami: How many times did you lose?
Me:*looks sheepish* Erm 16 times.
Yami:*laughs* Just goes to show how crap your GBA deck is!
Me:*throws cushion at him* My deck is better than yours it has 3 BEWD's and a REBD. I've beaten you more times than you trashed Seto Kaiba.
Yami:*grumpy* You still lost to Kaiba at least 18 times so there.
Seto:*shouts* DON'T BRING ME IN TO THIS!
Me:*yells* SHUT UP SETO *throws a brick at him and knocks him out* I really don't like guy he's such a jerk!
Yami: Good shot!
(note - since this fic is the slightly re-done one, my first ever fic. My baka game decided to delete my file and I lost all my cards and battle data, I had just beaten Yami Malik and I had over 2000 cards! Stupid game!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yugi had taught Yami how to turn on the computer and showed him the internet, Yugi went off to school expecting to have a couple of hours on the net later. When he did get home Yugi found Yami still on the internet, you could tell he was gonna be mad.
Yugi:*yells* YAMI YOU'VE BEEN ON THERE ALL DAY!
Yami:*shrugs* So?
Yugi:*whines* I want to go on it.
Yami: NO!
Yugi:*whines* Are you listening to me? I want the internet!
Yami:*giggles* Nope I kinda blocked you out.
Yugi:*jumps on to Yami and tries to fight him off the chair*
Yami:*growls* Yugi you midget what the fuck are you doing? Fuck off!
*Monitor screen: Sexy long legs - Would you like me to lick whipped cream off your body?*
Yugi:*stops fighting and looks at screen* Y. Y. Yami you're on a chat- line?
Yami:*blushes and tries to hide screen* Its nothing really stop looking Yugi I mean it!
Yugi:*stunned* How can you impress a girl? You're an Ancient Egyptian Pharaoh, who spent 5000yrs locked in a puzzle, and shares the body of a 16yr old boy. Man when you think about it you sound totally nuts! Well reply already.
Yami:*turns red* Fine but don't laugh *writes: Egyptian Hottie - Oooh tasty then I'm gonna cover you in strawberry sauce and have my desserts*
Yugi:*stifles a laugh* I'm going now before I'm sick.
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Meanwhile at the Kaiba mansion...
Seto:*looking at monitor* Oh hell this Egyptian Hottie is hot! *writes: Sexy long legs - Please carry on I'm so turned on. Afterwards I'm gonna feed you chocolate covered strawberries, and touch your pleasure zones to make you scream!*
Mokuba:*enters room* Hey Seto you still on that chat-line? I've got homework to do.
Seto:*annoyed* Piss off Mokuba I'm busy alright?
Mokuba:*curious* What are you writing anyway?
Seto:*stands in front of screen* None of your damn business!
Mokuba:*jumps on Seto and tickles him til he collapses from laughing* Eeeewwww big brother you are sick and dirty minded!
Seto:*blushes* Yeah whatever now if you don't mind I have a conversation to finish.
(note - Egyptian Hottie is Yami and Sexy long legs is Seto in case you didn't know)
*Egyptian Hottie - Oh for the love of Ra you sure know how to please a man!*
Seto:*sweatdrop*
Mokuba:*laughs*
*Sexy long legs - You mean you're not a girl?*
*Egyptian Hottie - NO! Aren't you?*
*Sexy long legs - Nope I'm a guy too*
*Egyptian Hottie - Ah who cares?*
*Sexy long legs - Agreed! Now where were we?*
Mokuba:*disgusted* Seto I.. I didn't know you were bent!
Seto:*snarls* Shows what you know Mokuba now fuck off to bed. Tell anyone and you're dead!
Mokuba:*worried* Seto its up to you if you are bent, as long as you're happy *runs out of room to call Yugi*
Seto:*smiles* Good boy!
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Me: Well this chapter is even shorter than the last one.
Yami:*upset* Why did you that to me? You are so mean!
Me:*rolls eyes* Cos its funny I wanna make people laugh.
Seto:*shouts* WELL IT WASN'T FUNNY BITCH!
Me:*throws another brick at him knocks him out* I didn't ask for your opinion jackass.
Yami:*still upset* I agree with Kaiba it weren't funny.
Me:*smiles* Well I will see what the reviewers say. Gomen I promise in the next fan fic this won't happen.
Yami:*brightens up* You mean it Ruth?
Me: Of course when have I ever broken a promise?
Yami:*thinks* I don't know!
Me: Exactly *glomps Yami*
Yami:*waves goodbye*