Chapter Five - Yu-Gi-Oh! Pool party
Disclaimer - I don't own Yu-gi-oh
Yami: She don't own me either but I keep showing up.
Me: That's cos you're my fave.
Malik:*frowning* Hey what about me? You said I had a nice arse!
Me:*sweatdrop* Heh well you're second best followed by Bakura then Ryou.
Yami:*sticks out tongue at others* Anyway changing the subject, why are you re-doing this series?
Me: Well I'm re-doing it for this site cos there are people out there who have not read it yet, due to the fact its on another site.
Bakura:*sniggers* Does that mean you're actually funny for once in your life?
Me:*scowls* Keep your insults to yourself or you get no candy.
Bakura:*humble* I'll behave can I have my candy now Ruth?
Me: Yeah sure *passes him candy*
Yami:*enters room didn't know he left* Well what do you think? *he's wearing a pair of tight-fitting dark blue trunks*
Me:*drools* Oh I am so gonna love this chapter.
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It's a sweltering hot day Yugi and Yami outside in the garden wearing shorts and t-shirts, sweating like pigs trying to cool down. Well Yugi more than Yami.
Yugi:*panting* Man its so hot I can barely move.
Yami:*non-pulsed* The heat don't bother me too much remember I'm from Egypt!
Yugi:*looks at sky* I know, I know I can't forget so quit reminding me!
Yami: Got any plans?
Yugi:*naughty grin* (note - Oh no) I was thinking we could have a pool party, and use Kaiba's pool with out telling him heh heh.
Yami:*anime fall* NANI? You can't be serious? If Kaiba catches all of us he'd skin us alive!
Yugi:*smiles* Aw but you could butter him up if he does.
Yami:*blushes* I. I don't know what you're talking about *crosses arms and looks haughty*
Yugi:*laughs* Oh come off it! Mokuba called me and said Kaiba was on a chat-line talking to Egyptian Hottie who was you!
Yami:*colour of beetroot* Gggrrr go call those friends of yours before I kill you.
Yugi:*runs in to house and begins to make phone calls*
Grandpa:*yells* ARE YOU ON THAT PHONE AGAIN?!
Yugi:*sweatdrop* Hai! Promise I won't be long.
Grandpa:*yells* FOR YOUR SAKE YOU BETTER NOT BE LONG!
(note - Phone-calls, phone-calls bloody phone-calls. I'm not doing them I flatly refuse no matter how funny I wanna make the conversations, every time I get a few ideas I lose some brain cells heh)
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Everyone was waiting outside the back gate of Kaiba's mansion all dressed in various swimming gear.
(note - Ok here's the stuff their wearing:- Otogi = tight-fitting red trunks, Ryou and Bakura = green trunks, Yami = mentioned earlier, Yugi = blue trunks, Honda = tight-fitting brown trunks, Malik and Marik = tight-fitting black trunks, Joey = tight-fitting purple trunks, and Mokuba = yellow trunks. All you girls can drool now oi not so close to Yami! While the girls wore:- Mai = red bikini, Serenity = pink swimsuit, Anzu = yellow swimsuit, Miho = lilac bikini, Isis = white bikini. Phew that's all of 'em)
Otogi:*frowns* How are we getting in?
Yugi:*smiles* Leave that to me *dramatic voice* Anzu lend me your cell- phone.
Anzu: Alright no need to be so dramatic Yugi *mutters* Drama queen.
Yugi:*dials number on cell-phone* Hey Mokuba let us in now.
Mokuba: Be there in 5 guys *time passes they hear the gate being un- bolted then opened* Come on in Seto's in his office so he's busy.
Miho:*coos* Wow this pool is huge it can fit us in 2 times over.
Mokuba:*proud* We are rich after all.
Honda:*sweatdrop* You don't need to rub it in.
Mai: Me and Anzu are gonna catch some rays.
All: Ok.
Ryou was first in the pool followed by Bakura and Malik, who before diving in shared an evil grin (note - What are they up to?) Everyone else got in and started playing with a beach ball that Yugi brought along.
Bakura:*evil chuckle* So we agree first Ryou then your sister Isis.
Malik:*evil grin* Lets get going already! (note - I don't like the sound of that)
The terrible two dived under the water and made a bee-line for Ryou, Malik grabbed him and held him fast while Bakura pulled off Ryou's trunks.
Ryou:*blushes as he covers dangly bits with his hands* Bring back my trunks!
Bakura:*laughs as he flings them out on the side* Hell no you lost 'em you go get 'em!
Malik and Bakura high five. Poor Ryou had to suffer the Indignity of leaving the pool naked which, made all the girls wolf whistle at his cute butt. Ryou red faced retrieved his trunks and hid behind a large bush and wouldn't come back out (note - Heh heh don't blame him ha ha heh)
Malik:*laughs* Now for Isis!
Again they dived and headed for Isis, Malik held her while Bakura took off her bikini top.
Isis:*screams* Aaaggghhh YOU TWO ARE GOING TO PAY! *covers her chest*
All guys wolf-whistle while Isis suffers the same humiliation as Ryou, she also hides behind a bush.
(note - I couldn't watch that bit)
Mai:*huffs* Egh You two are complete perverts!
Bakura and Malik:*smirk* Arigato.
Mai:*yells* THAT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT YOU ARSEHOLES!
A tall figure storms in to the garden after being disturbed by all the noise. Hush falls as Seto with a face like thunder glares at everyone. (note - very scary not)
Seto:*bellows* WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE MOKUBA?!
(note - Ow my poor eardrums)
Mokuba:*sweatdrop* Heh a pool party heh *nervous laugh*
(note - I'm gonna put some ear-plugs in you'll see why in a minute)
Seto:*bellows* THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL YOU'RE HAVING A POOL PARTY!!!
Miho:*sniffing* Kaiba's yelling is upsetting me.
Joey:*rolls eyes* Fanbloodytastic its bad enough with Kaiba yelling with out Miho adding her super-sonic sound waves to the racket.
Seto:*calm* Unless I can join in!
All:*anime fall* Of course!
Seto:*whips off his clothes to reveal a pair of bright pink trunks with a yellow duck on the left side*
Marik:*laughs* Ha when did you last wear those kindergarten?
Seto:*mumbles* There the only ones I got.
Otogi:*sniggers* So much for being rich you can't afford a decent a pair of trunks.
All:*laugh*
Seto:*glares* If you want to leave early keep laughing it up *points at Joey* And get that fucking dog outta my pool! Serenity:*giggles* But Seto look at what he can do *throws beach ball at Joey who balances on his nose* See aint he clever?
Seto:*grumbles* Oh great you taught the dog to act like a fucking seal. Good for you.
Everyone goes about having fun I the water. Malik, Bakura and Marik sit on the pool's edge dangling their feet in the water, they didn't notice Isis and Ryou sneaking up behind them holding towels twisted in to whips. (note - heh revenge is sweet) The pair whipped the bare backs of all three!
Isis and Ryou: REVENGE!!
Honda:*screws up face* That's gonna smart in the morning.
Marik:*jumps* Ow why'd you whip me?
Isis:*chuckles* Cos you're as bad as those two and you know it.
Marik:*growls and tackles Isis wrenching the whip towel from her then chases her trying to whip her* Fucking bitch stay still and taste ya medicine!
(note - looks like revenge isn't so sweet for Isis after all, it went sour instead. Aw poor Isis. Drum-roll please its time for the regular feature of Anzu's death yay!)
Bakura and Malik were now very pissed off they spied Anzu laughing at them, with an evil glint in their eyes they picked up Anzu and began to swing her over the pool!
Anzu:*screaming* Agh you guys I can't bloody swim!
Bakura and Malik:*evil grin* On the count of 3. 1 2 3 *threw Anzu in to the water*
Anzu:*desperately splashing around* HELP! *glug* I can't *glug* swim *flounders about til she tires and drowns sinking to the bottom like a rock*
Seto, Malik, Bakura and Marik:*laugh*
Yugi: Err Yami I don't know how to tell you this.
Yami:*raises eyebrow* What is it? Spit it out!
Yugi:*embarrassed* I err peed in the pool.
Yami:*freaks out* FOR THE LOVE OF RA NO! YUGI PISSED IN THE POOL! (note - 3yr old)
All:*scream and scrabble to get out of the water*
(note - Where did I put my ear-plugs? *looks round for ear-plugs* Heh found 'em)
Seto:*yells* ALRIGHT EVERYONE FUCK OFF HOME NOW!!!!
The gang stomp out the gate growling at Yugi for pissing in the water. Seto drains the pool to clean it out.
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Yami: You did it again?
Me: Did what again? Yami:*hurt* Made out I was yaoi and after you promised.
Me:*smirks* I promised it wouldn't happen in the next fan fic I never mentioned this one, by the way my 2nd fic is also on that other website ELAD.
Yami:*snorts* Humph! You also left it on a grumpy note.
Me:*smiles* Ah but no one can stay mad at Yugi for long he's too kawaii, besides that kid could get away with murder if he put his mind to it *orders* Now you've been a bad boy go to my room.
Anzu:*screaming then silent*
Me:*yells* OK WHO KILLED ANZU AGAIN?
Yugi:*hides knife behind his back and does puppy dog eyes looking innocent* It wasn't me Bakura did it.
Me:*looks at him* Alright I believe you *yells* BAKURA HOW DARE YOU KILL ANZU.
Bakura:*whines* I didn't do it *mutters* For once.
Me:*orders* Bakura you've been a bad boy go to my room as well and take Malik with you.
Malik:*jumps* Alright!
Me:*waves goodbye* Laters I've got important things to do now! *runs to my room*
Disclaimer - I don't own Yu-gi-oh
Yami: She don't own me either but I keep showing up.
Me: That's cos you're my fave.
Malik:*frowning* Hey what about me? You said I had a nice arse!
Me:*sweatdrop* Heh well you're second best followed by Bakura then Ryou.
Yami:*sticks out tongue at others* Anyway changing the subject, why are you re-doing this series?
Me: Well I'm re-doing it for this site cos there are people out there who have not read it yet, due to the fact its on another site.
Bakura:*sniggers* Does that mean you're actually funny for once in your life?
Me:*scowls* Keep your insults to yourself or you get no candy.
Bakura:*humble* I'll behave can I have my candy now Ruth?
Me: Yeah sure *passes him candy*
Yami:*enters room didn't know he left* Well what do you think? *he's wearing a pair of tight-fitting dark blue trunks*
Me:*drools* Oh I am so gonna love this chapter.
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It's a sweltering hot day Yugi and Yami outside in the garden wearing shorts and t-shirts, sweating like pigs trying to cool down. Well Yugi more than Yami.
Yugi:*panting* Man its so hot I can barely move.
Yami:*non-pulsed* The heat don't bother me too much remember I'm from Egypt!
Yugi:*looks at sky* I know, I know I can't forget so quit reminding me!
Yami: Got any plans?
Yugi:*naughty grin* (note - Oh no) I was thinking we could have a pool party, and use Kaiba's pool with out telling him heh heh.
Yami:*anime fall* NANI? You can't be serious? If Kaiba catches all of us he'd skin us alive!
Yugi:*smiles* Aw but you could butter him up if he does.
Yami:*blushes* I. I don't know what you're talking about *crosses arms and looks haughty*
Yugi:*laughs* Oh come off it! Mokuba called me and said Kaiba was on a chat-line talking to Egyptian Hottie who was you!
Yami:*colour of beetroot* Gggrrr go call those friends of yours before I kill you.
Yugi:*runs in to house and begins to make phone calls*
Grandpa:*yells* ARE YOU ON THAT PHONE AGAIN?!
Yugi:*sweatdrop* Hai! Promise I won't be long.
Grandpa:*yells* FOR YOUR SAKE YOU BETTER NOT BE LONG!
(note - Phone-calls, phone-calls bloody phone-calls. I'm not doing them I flatly refuse no matter how funny I wanna make the conversations, every time I get a few ideas I lose some brain cells heh)
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Everyone was waiting outside the back gate of Kaiba's mansion all dressed in various swimming gear.
(note - Ok here's the stuff their wearing:- Otogi = tight-fitting red trunks, Ryou and Bakura = green trunks, Yami = mentioned earlier, Yugi = blue trunks, Honda = tight-fitting brown trunks, Malik and Marik = tight-fitting black trunks, Joey = tight-fitting purple trunks, and Mokuba = yellow trunks. All you girls can drool now oi not so close to Yami! While the girls wore:- Mai = red bikini, Serenity = pink swimsuit, Anzu = yellow swimsuit, Miho = lilac bikini, Isis = white bikini. Phew that's all of 'em)
Otogi:*frowns* How are we getting in?
Yugi:*smiles* Leave that to me *dramatic voice* Anzu lend me your cell- phone.
Anzu: Alright no need to be so dramatic Yugi *mutters* Drama queen.
Yugi:*dials number on cell-phone* Hey Mokuba let us in now.
Mokuba: Be there in 5 guys *time passes they hear the gate being un- bolted then opened* Come on in Seto's in his office so he's busy.
Miho:*coos* Wow this pool is huge it can fit us in 2 times over.
Mokuba:*proud* We are rich after all.
Honda:*sweatdrop* You don't need to rub it in.
Mai: Me and Anzu are gonna catch some rays.
All: Ok.
Ryou was first in the pool followed by Bakura and Malik, who before diving in shared an evil grin (note - What are they up to?) Everyone else got in and started playing with a beach ball that Yugi brought along.
Bakura:*evil chuckle* So we agree first Ryou then your sister Isis.
Malik:*evil grin* Lets get going already! (note - I don't like the sound of that)
The terrible two dived under the water and made a bee-line for Ryou, Malik grabbed him and held him fast while Bakura pulled off Ryou's trunks.
Ryou:*blushes as he covers dangly bits with his hands* Bring back my trunks!
Bakura:*laughs as he flings them out on the side* Hell no you lost 'em you go get 'em!
Malik and Bakura high five. Poor Ryou had to suffer the Indignity of leaving the pool naked which, made all the girls wolf whistle at his cute butt. Ryou red faced retrieved his trunks and hid behind a large bush and wouldn't come back out (note - Heh heh don't blame him ha ha heh)
Malik:*laughs* Now for Isis!
Again they dived and headed for Isis, Malik held her while Bakura took off her bikini top.
Isis:*screams* Aaaggghhh YOU TWO ARE GOING TO PAY! *covers her chest*
All guys wolf-whistle while Isis suffers the same humiliation as Ryou, she also hides behind a bush.
(note - I couldn't watch that bit)
Mai:*huffs* Egh You two are complete perverts!
Bakura and Malik:*smirk* Arigato.
Mai:*yells* THAT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT YOU ARSEHOLES!
A tall figure storms in to the garden after being disturbed by all the noise. Hush falls as Seto with a face like thunder glares at everyone. (note - very scary not)
Seto:*bellows* WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE MOKUBA?!
(note - Ow my poor eardrums)
Mokuba:*sweatdrop* Heh a pool party heh *nervous laugh*
(note - I'm gonna put some ear-plugs in you'll see why in a minute)
Seto:*bellows* THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL YOU'RE HAVING A POOL PARTY!!!
Miho:*sniffing* Kaiba's yelling is upsetting me.
Joey:*rolls eyes* Fanbloodytastic its bad enough with Kaiba yelling with out Miho adding her super-sonic sound waves to the racket.
Seto:*calm* Unless I can join in!
All:*anime fall* Of course!
Seto:*whips off his clothes to reveal a pair of bright pink trunks with a yellow duck on the left side*
Marik:*laughs* Ha when did you last wear those kindergarten?
Seto:*mumbles* There the only ones I got.
Otogi:*sniggers* So much for being rich you can't afford a decent a pair of trunks.
All:*laugh*
Seto:*glares* If you want to leave early keep laughing it up *points at Joey* And get that fucking dog outta my pool! Serenity:*giggles* But Seto look at what he can do *throws beach ball at Joey who balances on his nose* See aint he clever?
Seto:*grumbles* Oh great you taught the dog to act like a fucking seal. Good for you.
Everyone goes about having fun I the water. Malik, Bakura and Marik sit on the pool's edge dangling their feet in the water, they didn't notice Isis and Ryou sneaking up behind them holding towels twisted in to whips. (note - heh revenge is sweet) The pair whipped the bare backs of all three!
Isis and Ryou: REVENGE!!
Honda:*screws up face* That's gonna smart in the morning.
Marik:*jumps* Ow why'd you whip me?
Isis:*chuckles* Cos you're as bad as those two and you know it.
Marik:*growls and tackles Isis wrenching the whip towel from her then chases her trying to whip her* Fucking bitch stay still and taste ya medicine!
(note - looks like revenge isn't so sweet for Isis after all, it went sour instead. Aw poor Isis. Drum-roll please its time for the regular feature of Anzu's death yay!)
Bakura and Malik were now very pissed off they spied Anzu laughing at them, with an evil glint in their eyes they picked up Anzu and began to swing her over the pool!
Anzu:*screaming* Agh you guys I can't bloody swim!
Bakura and Malik:*evil grin* On the count of 3. 1 2 3 *threw Anzu in to the water*
Anzu:*desperately splashing around* HELP! *glug* I can't *glug* swim *flounders about til she tires and drowns sinking to the bottom like a rock*
Seto, Malik, Bakura and Marik:*laugh*
Yugi: Err Yami I don't know how to tell you this.
Yami:*raises eyebrow* What is it? Spit it out!
Yugi:*embarrassed* I err peed in the pool.
Yami:*freaks out* FOR THE LOVE OF RA NO! YUGI PISSED IN THE POOL! (note - 3yr old)
All:*scream and scrabble to get out of the water*
(note - Where did I put my ear-plugs? *looks round for ear-plugs* Heh found 'em)
Seto:*yells* ALRIGHT EVERYONE FUCK OFF HOME NOW!!!!
The gang stomp out the gate growling at Yugi for pissing in the water. Seto drains the pool to clean it out.
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Yami: You did it again?
Me: Did what again? Yami:*hurt* Made out I was yaoi and after you promised.
Me:*smirks* I promised it wouldn't happen in the next fan fic I never mentioned this one, by the way my 2nd fic is also on that other website ELAD.
Yami:*snorts* Humph! You also left it on a grumpy note.
Me:*smiles* Ah but no one can stay mad at Yugi for long he's too kawaii, besides that kid could get away with murder if he put his mind to it *orders* Now you've been a bad boy go to my room.
Anzu:*screaming then silent*
Me:*yells* OK WHO KILLED ANZU AGAIN?
Yugi:*hides knife behind his back and does puppy dog eyes looking innocent* It wasn't me Bakura did it.
Me:*looks at him* Alright I believe you *yells* BAKURA HOW DARE YOU KILL ANZU.
Bakura:*whines* I didn't do it *mutters* For once.
Me:*orders* Bakura you've been a bad boy go to my room as well and take Malik with you.
Malik:*jumps* Alright!
Me:*waves goodbye* Laters I've got important things to do now! *runs to my room*