Blueraydragon@yahoo.co.uk
Rated PG - 14+
Translation - Yosh (okay) Anosa (hey) Sugoi (cool) Kuso (damn) Oishi (delicious)
Malik - hikari Marik - yami
Disclaimer - I don't own Naruto or Yu Gi Oh! But by Ra you should see my Yu Gi Oh! Card collection
Chapter 7 - Sun, sand, sea and lobster
Me: Hi yes It's me crazy, insane, hyper girl. Ok due to popular demand I have done a 7th chapter.
Bakura: A 7th chapter? For fucks sake this fic is finished.
Me: *sticks out tongue* Yeah but you got to cater for fans.
Malik: Okay. So what are Yugi and Yami planning this time?
Me: You lot are heading for the beach.
Malik: *has suddenly gone pale* That means we're going to be near s s s s sea.
Bakura: *scowls* What on earth is wrong with you? Why the beach? Malik is afraid of the sea.
Me: *puzzled* Alright that's weird for two reasons 1 You used to have a boat. 2 You were fine in chapter 5 at Seto's pool.
Marik: *chuckles as he walks in* That was before I tied him up, attached him to a hook and used him as fish bait.
Bakura: *whacks* Marik BAKA!
Me: *sweat drop* Erm yeah. Anyway if you read chapter 5 you know every ones swimming gear so I don't have to repeat myself.
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Yugi: *walks in to the kitchen where Yami is eating breakfast* Yami you ever been to the beach before?
Yami: *swallows his food* What's a beach?
Yugi: You know? A place where there's lot of sand near the ocean.
Yami: *smirks* You mean Egypt right? Aibou I lived there.
Yugi: *anime fall* Baka I swear that being in the puzzle for 5000 years scrambled your brain some how *sighs* A beach is just a place you go to, it has sand, stones, rock pools and sea.
Yami: *jumps up from his chair* Nani? In Egypt we just have the River Nile that runs straight in to the ocean. Yugi take me to the beach *dramatic point*
Yugi: *grins* I'll go call the others, rent a minibus and Grandpa can drive us there.
Yami: *crestfallen* Oh great I forgot about the others *still pointing as a tumble weed goes by*
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So now the gang is in the minibus and Bakura is being annoying with help from Malik.
Bakura: *singing his own version of 100 bottles of beer* 100 dumb pharaohs on the wall, 100 dumb pharaohs push 1 off and slit his throat, there's 99 dumb pharaohs on the wall.
Malik: *while Bakura is singing* Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Ryou: *groans* Some one shoot me please!
Marik: *suddenly has a handgun* Yosh.
Tristan: *shocked* Where did you get that gun from?
Marik: *grins* On the front of your "Boys toys" magazine.
Joey: *whines* I need to pee.
Seto: *points out the window* Hey look a fire hydrant.
Joey: *frowns* I'm not a dog.
Grandpa: *big head mode with a throbbing vein* SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Every one is silent for about five minutes.
Anzu: *pulls out a pack of playing cards* Lets play "Go fish".
Malik: *clings to Bakura and wails*
Duke: *sweat drop* What's his problem?
Miho: *covers her ears* His wailing is worse than mine.
Mai: No ones wailing is worse than yours!
Isis: *smiles weakly* Lets play "Strip poker".
All: Alright!
By the end of the trip every one but Yami was in their underwear.
Yami: *sniggers* I win again. It gets boring beating you all, figured Yugi would've been a challenge.
Yugi: *is trying not laugh at Seto's teddy bear boxers*
They all get in to their swimming gear and pile out of the minibus on to the beach.
Duke: *runs to the sea* BANZAI!! *leaps in*
Seto: *glares at a group of kids laughing at his trunks* If you don't stop I'll fire your parents and make you all homeless *kids run away and he gets hit in the head by a volley ball*
Yami: *chasing volley ball crashes in to Seto* Gomen na sai *blushes due to compromising position*
Seto: *growls* Get off me! *is also blushing*
Yami: *gets off Seto, picks up ball and runs off*
Malik: *is cowering by the minibus* Naze? Naze?
Marik: *puts a sign up next to Malik* Heh heh.
The sign: "Fish bait 30,000 yen".
Bakura: *is standing by the sea pissing in it*
Anzu: *disgusted* BAKURA!
Bakura: *grins* Nani? Every one knows you have to piss in the sea.
Anzu: *sweat drop* What ever *walks off*
Ryou: *has just been buried in the sand* Joey, Tristan I think something is crawling in my trunks!
Joey: *laughs* I'm not digging you out it took long enough burying you.
Tristan: *nods* He has a point.
Duke: *yells from the sea* No you have a pointy head sharky O_O! *dives under the waves as Tristan runs at him*
Miho, Isis and Mai are catching rays and Miho gets badly sun burnt and looks as red as a lobster, while Anzu goes one better and actually turns in to a lobster.
Yugi: *picks up lobster Anzu* Ah sugoi *shows Yami the lobster* Anosa Yami I found food.
Ryou: *dug himself up peers at lobster* It looks familiar for some reason.
Duke: It's a damn lobster cook the fucker!
Isis: *looks around* Where did Anzu go?
Mai: *shrugs* No one knows or cares.
Miho: *is pinched on the nose by lobster Anzu* OW! Kuso that hurts *throws lobster in to a cooking pot*
Bakura: *dances* Yay we're going to have lobster.
The Anzu lobster is cooked and every one starts eating except Malik who was given a bowl of ramen and is still cowering in fear.
Naruto: *suddenly dashes in drooling* Mmmmm oishi ramen *knocks Malik over grabs ramen and runs* Ha ha ha ha MINE!
Malik: *blinks*
Marik: *with mouth full of lobster* Why the hell did Naruto just show up? He's in the wrong fan fiction.
Isis: *giggles* Wherever there is ramen you will find Naruto.
Grandpa: *has been running around naked chasing after girls* Heh come back I won't hurt you.
Yugi and Yami: *sweat drop* PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!!
Seto: *shields his eyes* I'm going to be mentally scarred for life *looks at Yugi* I hope your happy!
Yami: *tackles Grandpa to the sand* Ok old man I think it's time you got dressed and took us home.
Ryou: *grimaces* Ew will you please not tackle Mr. Motou that way ever again it looks like your humping him.
All: O_O
Everyone gets in the minibus and Malik starts up his "are we there yet" routine while Bakura once again sings "100 dumb pharaohs on the wall"
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Me: I love the beach.
Yami: That was fun.
Bakura: HA I ate lobster and I didn't have to steal it from a swanky restaurant *looks disappointed* I just noted how stealing it would have been better.
Me: *fwaps Bakura* Stealing is bad.
Bakura: *glares and rubs his head* I'm all bad plus I'm a thief and a tomb robber.
Yami: *folds his arms across his chest* Like anyone cares!
Bakura: Shut the hell up Pharaoh!
Yami: *glares daggers at Bakura* Go to hell tomb robber.
Bakura: *smirks* I have already nice place for a holiday but I wouldn't want to live there, the rent is daylight robbery.
Me: O_O *sweat drop* Ok. *looks at reader* heh well if you people out there want more for this fic read and review and say so *watches Yami and Bakura fighting* Damn it their at it again, Yugi and Ryou go sort out your yami's.
Ryou: *looks blank* I don't know what you're talking about I don't have a yami.
Yugi: *does his innocent look* I only have a grandpa and all my friends, but no yami.
Malik: *runs through the room being chased by his yami* I HATE MY YAMI!! HELP!
Me: *chases after Marik* YOU HURT MALIK AND I SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!!
Rated PG - 14+
Translation - Yosh (okay) Anosa (hey) Sugoi (cool) Kuso (damn) Oishi (delicious)
Malik - hikari Marik - yami
Disclaimer - I don't own Naruto or Yu Gi Oh! But by Ra you should see my Yu Gi Oh! Card collection
Chapter 7 - Sun, sand, sea and lobster
Me: Hi yes It's me crazy, insane, hyper girl. Ok due to popular demand I have done a 7th chapter.
Bakura: A 7th chapter? For fucks sake this fic is finished.
Me: *sticks out tongue* Yeah but you got to cater for fans.
Malik: Okay. So what are Yugi and Yami planning this time?
Me: You lot are heading for the beach.
Malik: *has suddenly gone pale* That means we're going to be near s s s s sea.
Bakura: *scowls* What on earth is wrong with you? Why the beach? Malik is afraid of the sea.
Me: *puzzled* Alright that's weird for two reasons 1 You used to have a boat. 2 You were fine in chapter 5 at Seto's pool.
Marik: *chuckles as he walks in* That was before I tied him up, attached him to a hook and used him as fish bait.
Bakura: *whacks* Marik BAKA!
Me: *sweat drop* Erm yeah. Anyway if you read chapter 5 you know every ones swimming gear so I don't have to repeat myself.
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Yugi: *walks in to the kitchen where Yami is eating breakfast* Yami you ever been to the beach before?
Yami: *swallows his food* What's a beach?
Yugi: You know? A place where there's lot of sand near the ocean.
Yami: *smirks* You mean Egypt right? Aibou I lived there.
Yugi: *anime fall* Baka I swear that being in the puzzle for 5000 years scrambled your brain some how *sighs* A beach is just a place you go to, it has sand, stones, rock pools and sea.
Yami: *jumps up from his chair* Nani? In Egypt we just have the River Nile that runs straight in to the ocean. Yugi take me to the beach *dramatic point*
Yugi: *grins* I'll go call the others, rent a minibus and Grandpa can drive us there.
Yami: *crestfallen* Oh great I forgot about the others *still pointing as a tumble weed goes by*
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So now the gang is in the minibus and Bakura is being annoying with help from Malik.
Bakura: *singing his own version of 100 bottles of beer* 100 dumb pharaohs on the wall, 100 dumb pharaohs push 1 off and slit his throat, there's 99 dumb pharaohs on the wall.
Malik: *while Bakura is singing* Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Ryou: *groans* Some one shoot me please!
Marik: *suddenly has a handgun* Yosh.
Tristan: *shocked* Where did you get that gun from?
Marik: *grins* On the front of your "Boys toys" magazine.
Joey: *whines* I need to pee.
Seto: *points out the window* Hey look a fire hydrant.
Joey: *frowns* I'm not a dog.
Grandpa: *big head mode with a throbbing vein* SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Every one is silent for about five minutes.
Anzu: *pulls out a pack of playing cards* Lets play "Go fish".
Malik: *clings to Bakura and wails*
Duke: *sweat drop* What's his problem?
Miho: *covers her ears* His wailing is worse than mine.
Mai: No ones wailing is worse than yours!
Isis: *smiles weakly* Lets play "Strip poker".
All: Alright!
By the end of the trip every one but Yami was in their underwear.
Yami: *sniggers* I win again. It gets boring beating you all, figured Yugi would've been a challenge.
Yugi: *is trying not laugh at Seto's teddy bear boxers*
They all get in to their swimming gear and pile out of the minibus on to the beach.
Duke: *runs to the sea* BANZAI!! *leaps in*
Seto: *glares at a group of kids laughing at his trunks* If you don't stop I'll fire your parents and make you all homeless *kids run away and he gets hit in the head by a volley ball*
Yami: *chasing volley ball crashes in to Seto* Gomen na sai *blushes due to compromising position*
Seto: *growls* Get off me! *is also blushing*
Yami: *gets off Seto, picks up ball and runs off*
Malik: *is cowering by the minibus* Naze? Naze?
Marik: *puts a sign up next to Malik* Heh heh.
The sign: "Fish bait 30,000 yen".
Bakura: *is standing by the sea pissing in it*
Anzu: *disgusted* BAKURA!
Bakura: *grins* Nani? Every one knows you have to piss in the sea.
Anzu: *sweat drop* What ever *walks off*
Ryou: *has just been buried in the sand* Joey, Tristan I think something is crawling in my trunks!
Joey: *laughs* I'm not digging you out it took long enough burying you.
Tristan: *nods* He has a point.
Duke: *yells from the sea* No you have a pointy head sharky O_O! *dives under the waves as Tristan runs at him*
Miho, Isis and Mai are catching rays and Miho gets badly sun burnt and looks as red as a lobster, while Anzu goes one better and actually turns in to a lobster.
Yugi: *picks up lobster Anzu* Ah sugoi *shows Yami the lobster* Anosa Yami I found food.
Ryou: *dug himself up peers at lobster* It looks familiar for some reason.
Duke: It's a damn lobster cook the fucker!
Isis: *looks around* Where did Anzu go?
Mai: *shrugs* No one knows or cares.
Miho: *is pinched on the nose by lobster Anzu* OW! Kuso that hurts *throws lobster in to a cooking pot*
Bakura: *dances* Yay we're going to have lobster.
The Anzu lobster is cooked and every one starts eating except Malik who was given a bowl of ramen and is still cowering in fear.
Naruto: *suddenly dashes in drooling* Mmmmm oishi ramen *knocks Malik over grabs ramen and runs* Ha ha ha ha MINE!
Malik: *blinks*
Marik: *with mouth full of lobster* Why the hell did Naruto just show up? He's in the wrong fan fiction.
Isis: *giggles* Wherever there is ramen you will find Naruto.
Grandpa: *has been running around naked chasing after girls* Heh come back I won't hurt you.
Yugi and Yami: *sweat drop* PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!!
Seto: *shields his eyes* I'm going to be mentally scarred for life *looks at Yugi* I hope your happy!
Yami: *tackles Grandpa to the sand* Ok old man I think it's time you got dressed and took us home.
Ryou: *grimaces* Ew will you please not tackle Mr. Motou that way ever again it looks like your humping him.
All: O_O
Everyone gets in the minibus and Malik starts up his "are we there yet" routine while Bakura once again sings "100 dumb pharaohs on the wall"
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Me: I love the beach.
Yami: That was fun.
Bakura: HA I ate lobster and I didn't have to steal it from a swanky restaurant *looks disappointed* I just noted how stealing it would have been better.
Me: *fwaps Bakura* Stealing is bad.
Bakura: *glares and rubs his head* I'm all bad plus I'm a thief and a tomb robber.
Yami: *folds his arms across his chest* Like anyone cares!
Bakura: Shut the hell up Pharaoh!
Yami: *glares daggers at Bakura* Go to hell tomb robber.
Bakura: *smirks* I have already nice place for a holiday but I wouldn't want to live there, the rent is daylight robbery.
Me: O_O *sweat drop* Ok. *looks at reader* heh well if you people out there want more for this fic read and review and say so *watches Yami and Bakura fighting* Damn it their at it again, Yugi and Ryou go sort out your yami's.
Ryou: *looks blank* I don't know what you're talking about I don't have a yami.
Yugi: *does his innocent look* I only have a grandpa and all my friends, but no yami.
Malik: *runs through the room being chased by his yami* I HATE MY YAMI!! HELP!
Me: *chases after Marik* YOU HURT MALIK AND I SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!!