A/N: Yes, I betrayed you! Bwahahahaaha! Or is it Hahahahahbwah? Things get so confusing... Anyway, outakes are here!
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The Original:
"The world is changing.
I can feel it in the air.
I can feel it in the water.
Then she appeared." (reading but not saying it out loud)
"Miss Lara, may I trouble you for –"
BANG.
Winston immediately threw up his
tea tray by instinct. A single 9mm shot off the amazingly durable metal
(must be British quality) and joined fourteen others in the floor.
The Outake:
"The world is changing.
I can feel it in the air.
I can feel it in the water.
Then she appeared." (reading but not saying it out loud)
"Miss Lara, may I trouble you for –"
BANG.
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PJ (Who is out director): Lara...?
Lara: What?
PJ: You do know that you weren't actually supposed to shoot Winston...
Lara: [Looks at the puddle of blood]
PJ: [sighs and flips out handphone] Props...
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The Original:
"I swear, I don't know how I got here," growled Lara as she slowly stepped backwards only to bump into a tree. Damn woods
The Outake:
"I swear, I don't know how I got here," growled Lara as she slowly stepped backwards only to bump into Anduril.
Lara: [dies]
PJ: [sighs as he dials for props
again] Let's keep mortality rate as high as we can here, people...
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The Original:
Lara slowly reached down to her hostlers, grabbed her pistol, kneed Gimli hard and kicked Frodo aside...
The Outake:
Lara slowly reached down to her hostlers, grabbed her pistols, kneed Gimli hard and kicked Frodo aside... All seems well.... Until...
PJ: [sighing in world weary manner] Lara... On set, don't knee Gimli in-between the legs, please...
Gimli: Ow. Major ow.
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The Original:
'Mountain? What mountain?'
'THIS mountain, you fool.'
Lara cocked her head (at least as much as she was allowed to with the numerous amount of metal around her) to her right, where Caradhras loomed over them.
The Outake:
'Mountain? What mountain?'
'THIS mountain, you fool.'
Lara cocked her head (at least as much as she was allowed to with the numerous amount of metal around her) to her right, where Caradhras loomed over them. At least, had loomed over them. At that moment, the proppers attached wheels to the mountain and began to drag it away.
Propper: Mountain ho!
PJ: PROPPERS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Propper: Didn't you ask for "One Mountain, to take to skunk?"
PJ: [rubs temples] I asked for One FOUNTAIN, to make DRUNK. At the LOTHLORIEN scene.
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