Bones goes back to school.
He's been in deep space for too long Captain, he's not aware of the technical innovations back on earth, I think he needs a refresher course, especially in childbirth techniques.
Lesson one:
Natural or caesarean births are a thing of the past, with the new modified transponder technology midwives can beam the little beauties straight into their mothers arms.
The technology is also being used to resolve other tricky problems such as piles and constipation. A more controversial technique, based party on the day after pill and partly on Viagra is being experimented, after lovemaking you beam the little swimmers away before they can do any damage and if satisfaction has not been reached you have the option of beaming them straight back from where they came from and starting all over again.
A version nicknamed the "WC couch potato" is also available, market research has shown that the "go without going" model is the biggest hit since the invention of the remote control.
Bell rings
End of lesson.
He's been in deep space for too long Captain, he's not aware of the technical innovations back on earth, I think he needs a refresher course, especially in childbirth techniques.
Lesson one:
Natural or caesarean births are a thing of the past, with the new modified transponder technology midwives can beam the little beauties straight into their mothers arms.
The technology is also being used to resolve other tricky problems such as piles and constipation. A more controversial technique, based party on the day after pill and partly on Viagra is being experimented, after lovemaking you beam the little swimmers away before they can do any damage and if satisfaction has not been reached you have the option of beaming them straight back from where they came from and starting all over again.
A version nicknamed the "WC couch potato" is also available, market research has shown that the "go without going" model is the biggest hit since the invention of the remote control.
Bell rings
End of lesson.