Disclaimer- (to the tune of jingle bells)
Chibi kitsune and Al- No we don't own love hina,
Fa la la la la la la la la,
If you flame we'll just get mean'a,
Fa la la la la la la la la,
We wish we did but sadly we don't,
Fa la la la la la la la la,
Chibi Kitsune- Now it's time to eat some toast,
Both of them- fa la la la la la la la YUM!
Al- what kind of a line is that, "Now it's time to eat some toast"?
Chibi Kitsune- Don't you like toast?
Al- well…yeah.
(Note from Chibi Kitsune- to get the full effect of this next scene, you need to play some music that sounds like a sad opera, I suggest a female singer.)
It was madness, pure and simple.
"There, go there!" Kitsune pointed and Alex jerked the vespa sharply into a right turn to try and get to the parking space.
"Faster, faster faster, NO, LOOK OUT!!!!" a minivan had pulled in just before them.
"AHHHHH!!!" al jerked the vespa again, and barely missed loosing a good portion of his vespa, and the turn almost caused Kitsune to fall off.
"WHAAAA!" she wind milled her arms and wrapped them around Alex's head.
"Kitsune, kitsune, I CAN'T SEE!!!" the two of them shot through the doors of the mall and crashed into a bench, the two of them flying off the vespa screaming.
"AHHHHHHH OOF!" Kitsune Landed hard, on something softer then the ground she had thought she was heading too.
"Wow, glad we had worn our helmets eh Al, Al?"
She looked down, and saw she had landed on Al, and was currently standing on his helmet.
"Oh sorry, but at least we got in before everyone else." She smiled and helped him to his feet.
"Yeah, barely, wait, what's haitani doing here?"
Kitsune fallowed Alex's gaze and spotted Haitani, in full plate mail armor, clinking and clanking his way towards the doors.
"Alex," Kitsune said, suddenly very grave looking.
"Yeah?"
"Hold on to something."
(This is the part where you play the music)
Haitani edged closer, closer to the door.
"Haitani, noooooooooo!" Al screamed but it was too late, haitani pushed the button that unlocked all the doors, and they blew open.
Almost instantly our favorite otaku was trampled by the army of crazed shoppers as they stampeded into the mall, for today's last minute sales.
"AL, RUN!!!!" Kitsune and Al bolted as the Mob charged, yelling and pushing, shoving and screaming, middle aged mothers used their children's strollers as battering rams, purses became flails and soon many weaker shoppers were killed by the tennis shoes and pumps of the more aggressive shoppers.
Al and Kitsune ran, no real destination in mind, just knowing they had to stay in front or risk becoming mall floor pizza.
"AHH!" Kitsune tripped, and fell, hitting the floor hard.
"Kitsune!" Alex turned and saw the mob charging towards them.
"Alex, I've twisted my ankle, just go on without me!"
Alex turned to leave,
"HEY YOU BASTARD, GET BACK HERE AND SAVE," Kitsune was cut off as Alex turned around with a wheel chair he had grabbed from the customer service booth behind them.
"Oh."
Alex loaded her into the chair and they took off, but the mob was catching up fast.
"Grab on to something Al!" Kitsune yelled.
Al climbed up onto a lamppost, and pulled kitsune up onto the stone block it was set on as the heard crashed by and swarmed them, rushing this way and that, pulling them along with the current, Alex and Kitsune held on tight, for they knew their very lives were at stake.
A/N- just a fun little tid bit to move the story a bit, more shall be posted soon but please R&R.
Chibi Kitsune- And don't forget to join the mob who are trying to get love hina on adult swim, for more information, read Al's other stories.
Chibi kitsune and Al- No we don't own love hina,
Fa la la la la la la la la,
If you flame we'll just get mean'a,
Fa la la la la la la la la,
We wish we did but sadly we don't,
Fa la la la la la la la la,
Chibi Kitsune- Now it's time to eat some toast,
Both of them- fa la la la la la la la YUM!
Al- what kind of a line is that, "Now it's time to eat some toast"?
Chibi Kitsune- Don't you like toast?
Al- well…yeah.
(Note from Chibi Kitsune- to get the full effect of this next scene, you need to play some music that sounds like a sad opera, I suggest a female singer.)
It was madness, pure and simple.
"There, go there!" Kitsune pointed and Alex jerked the vespa sharply into a right turn to try and get to the parking space.
"Faster, faster faster, NO, LOOK OUT!!!!" a minivan had pulled in just before them.
"AHHHHH!!!" al jerked the vespa again, and barely missed loosing a good portion of his vespa, and the turn almost caused Kitsune to fall off.
"WHAAAA!" she wind milled her arms and wrapped them around Alex's head.
"Kitsune, kitsune, I CAN'T SEE!!!" the two of them shot through the doors of the mall and crashed into a bench, the two of them flying off the vespa screaming.
"AHHHHHHH OOF!" Kitsune Landed hard, on something softer then the ground she had thought she was heading too.
"Wow, glad we had worn our helmets eh Al, Al?"
She looked down, and saw she had landed on Al, and was currently standing on his helmet.
"Oh sorry, but at least we got in before everyone else." She smiled and helped him to his feet.
"Yeah, barely, wait, what's haitani doing here?"
Kitsune fallowed Alex's gaze and spotted Haitani, in full plate mail armor, clinking and clanking his way towards the doors.
"Alex," Kitsune said, suddenly very grave looking.
"Yeah?"
"Hold on to something."
(This is the part where you play the music)
Haitani edged closer, closer to the door.
"Haitani, noooooooooo!" Al screamed but it was too late, haitani pushed the button that unlocked all the doors, and they blew open.
Almost instantly our favorite otaku was trampled by the army of crazed shoppers as they stampeded into the mall, for today's last minute sales.
"AL, RUN!!!!" Kitsune and Al bolted as the Mob charged, yelling and pushing, shoving and screaming, middle aged mothers used their children's strollers as battering rams, purses became flails and soon many weaker shoppers were killed by the tennis shoes and pumps of the more aggressive shoppers.
Al and Kitsune ran, no real destination in mind, just knowing they had to stay in front or risk becoming mall floor pizza.
"AHH!" Kitsune tripped, and fell, hitting the floor hard.
"Kitsune!" Alex turned and saw the mob charging towards them.
"Alex, I've twisted my ankle, just go on without me!"
Alex turned to leave,
"HEY YOU BASTARD, GET BACK HERE AND SAVE," Kitsune was cut off as Alex turned around with a wheel chair he had grabbed from the customer service booth behind them.
"Oh."
Alex loaded her into the chair and they took off, but the mob was catching up fast.
"Grab on to something Al!" Kitsune yelled.
Al climbed up onto a lamppost, and pulled kitsune up onto the stone block it was set on as the heard crashed by and swarmed them, rushing this way and that, pulling them along with the current, Alex and Kitsune held on tight, for they knew their very lives were at stake.
A/N- just a fun little tid bit to move the story a bit, more shall be posted soon but please R&R.
Chibi Kitsune- And don't forget to join the mob who are trying to get love hina on adult swim, for more information, read Al's other stories.