Frodo Got Run Over by a Spider
(sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer)
WARNING! WARNING! RETURN OF THE KING SPOILER! Don't read if you haven't seen the movie! And if you haven't seen it, you really, really should 'cause it's just…woooooooooow.
Frodo got run over by a spider
Sneakin' into Mordor Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Shelob
But as for Sam and Frodo they believe
He'd bee eating all the lembas
Frodo told him just to go
But he forgot his guide was evil
And up the Secret Stair he goes
It was later that Sam found him
At the scene of the attack
He had a sting mark on his stomach
And Shelob sneaking up behind his back
Frodo got run over by a spider
Sneakin' into Mordor Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Shelob
But as for Sam and Frodo they believe
It's not Mordor without Frodo
So at the spider Sam did hack
And then he asked the question:
Should he take the Ring himself or give it back?
Sam had thought that Frodo left him
Thought that he was dead and gone
But the orc said that he was not dead
And to Sam's great chagrin he was proved wrong
Frodo got run over by a spider
Sneakin' into Mordor Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Shelob
But as for Sam and Frodo they believe
We're all so proud of Samwise
He's not taken this so well
He stormed into the tower
Pulled out his shiny sword and gave 'em hell.
More sillyness on the way! Hope you enjoyed!