The Little Dark Lord
( sung to the tune of "The Little St. Nick" by the Beach Boys)
Ooooooo
Happy questing hobbits
Ringwraiths come this time each year
Oooooooo ooooooo
Well, way out east where the air feels old
There's a tale about evil that you've all been told
A real nasty lord all dressed up in black
And he spends all his time tryin' to get his Ring back
It's the Little Dark Lord
Ooooo Little Dark Lord
It's the Little Dark Lord
Ooooo Little Dark Lord
Just a little sword we call Anduril
She slices up the orcs like they're little orange peels
She's chopped off the fingers of the Little Dark Lord
And when Strider hits the orcs, man, they're all just gored
It's the Little Ranger
Ooooo Little Ranger
It's the Little Ranger
Ooooo Little Ranger
Run run orcses
Run run orcses
Whoaa
Run run orcses
Run run orcses
He don't miss no one
And haulin' through the woods at a frightnin' speed
On the fastest horse you've ever seen, the Shadowfax steed
The wizard's got his staff and his pet hobbit too
And to Minas Tirith they're tryin' to get through
It's the Little Gandalf
Ooooo Little Gandalf
It's the Little Gandalf
Ooooo Little Gandalf
Ahhhhhh
Oooooo
Happy questing hobbits
Evil comes this time each year