We Three Rings
Sung to the tune of "We Three Kings" (duh)
And a cameo from Pippin
Row row row your boat
Underneath the stream Ha ha fooled your ass I'm a submarine
(A booming, divine-sounding female voice sounds form somewhere Above) Pippin!
Yes, your royal Mendoraness?
You're ruining my song!
(The young Took is suddenly looking close to tears) I'm sorry. I just thought.::sniff:: Denethor didn't like my singing, either..
(Mendora rescinds her heartless comment on Pippin's singing ability, as a tearful hobbit is the one thing that can stir her mercy)
I'm sorry, I'm sorry! You have a gorgeous voice, Pip. I love your accent and the song you sang for Denethor was the sweetest, and, erm, what I mean is- THE SONG FOR DENETHOR WAS AN EXCEPTION! YOU ONLY SING WHEN YOU'RE STINKING DRUNK!
(Pippin whimpers)
Okay, okay, you can come in on the Oooooh oh!'s okay?
Really?
Really really. YA HAPPY?
Yes, your royal Mendoraness
Now then. On with the song!
We three rings of elven-ish make
Rise up now, the Dark Lord Awakes Good is ceasing Bad increasing And Sauron has raised the stakes
Ooooooh oh!
Eye of Sauron Eye of might Eye of red and nasty light Visene seeking Still is creeping Trying to restore its sight
Nenya, mine, Galadriel's ring Scaring hobbit's just my thing Queen forever Evil? Never! Rule over the elves that sing
Ooooooh oh!
Queen of Lorien Lady of Light Glow-in-the-dark and shining bright One Ring needing And mind reading While over all creeps the night
Elrond, me the noble elf lord Came here 'cause I was a bit bored Ranger dealings, Daughter stealing Oh, he will feel the sword
Ooooooh oh!
Elf of power Elf of might Elf who gets in nasty fights Matrix leaving Still is grieving Agent Smith he brought to life
Gandalf was I till I fell in the bleach To Saruman I've a lesson to teach Uruk growing Evil sowing Whose arm has lost its reach
Ooooooh oh!
Wizard of power Wizard of White Wizard who puts the bad to flight Third ring keeper There goes my beeper 'Nother war I've got to fight
Sung to the tune of "We Three Kings" (duh)
And a cameo from Pippin
Row row row your boat
Underneath the stream Ha ha fooled your ass I'm a submarine
(A booming, divine-sounding female voice sounds form somewhere Above) Pippin!
Yes, your royal Mendoraness?
You're ruining my song!
(The young Took is suddenly looking close to tears) I'm sorry. I just thought.::sniff:: Denethor didn't like my singing, either..
(Mendora rescinds her heartless comment on Pippin's singing ability, as a tearful hobbit is the one thing that can stir her mercy)
I'm sorry, I'm sorry! You have a gorgeous voice, Pip. I love your accent and the song you sang for Denethor was the sweetest, and, erm, what I mean is- THE SONG FOR DENETHOR WAS AN EXCEPTION! YOU ONLY SING WHEN YOU'RE STINKING DRUNK!
(Pippin whimpers)
Okay, okay, you can come in on the Oooooh oh!'s okay?
Really?
Really really. YA HAPPY?
Yes, your royal Mendoraness
Now then. On with the song!
We three rings of elven-ish make
Rise up now, the Dark Lord Awakes Good is ceasing Bad increasing And Sauron has raised the stakes
Ooooooh oh!
Eye of Sauron Eye of might Eye of red and nasty light Visene seeking Still is creeping Trying to restore its sight
Nenya, mine, Galadriel's ring Scaring hobbit's just my thing Queen forever Evil? Never! Rule over the elves that sing
Ooooooh oh!
Queen of Lorien Lady of Light Glow-in-the-dark and shining bright One Ring needing And mind reading While over all creeps the night
Elrond, me the noble elf lord Came here 'cause I was a bit bored Ranger dealings, Daughter stealing Oh, he will feel the sword
Ooooooh oh!
Elf of power Elf of might Elf who gets in nasty fights Matrix leaving Still is grieving Agent Smith he brought to life
Gandalf was I till I fell in the bleach To Saruman I've a lesson to teach Uruk growing Evil sowing Whose arm has lost its reach
Ooooooh oh!
Wizard of power Wizard of White Wizard who puts the bad to flight Third ring keeper There goes my beeper 'Nother war I've got to fight