FFX Obsessors
(Open to Sora's living room. Sora is playing intently on his PS2. Riku and Kairi enter.)
RIKU: What are you playing?
SORA: Final Fantasy X. It's so much better than Kingdom Hearts.
RIKU: Yeah, I know. I like games that take me to another world. Kingdom Hearts is just so similar to our everyday lives.
KAIRI: A little too similar if you ask me. (to Sora) So, does it have a good storyline?
SORA: Umm, well I haven't really been playing for the storyline. I'm playing for Rikku.
RIKU: I never asked you to play it!
SORA: No, no, there's this girl and her name's Rikku.
RIKU: (crouching down) Let me see...nah she's not hot...but wait, who's that goth chick?
SORA: Lulu.
RIKU: Damn, she's sexy. Look at those jugs.
SORA: But Rikku has the legs...
KAIRI: Guys, don't just judge people by their looks...who's that pretty girl?
SORA: Rikku?
RIKU: Lulu?
KAIRI: No, the other one.
SORA: Yuna...she looks fat in those clothes.
KAIRI: That's not nice! I reckon she looks quite beautiful...
SORA & RIKU: Whatever! (they continue to gaze at the screen)
KAIRI: (to herself) I guess being pretty isn't enough. I'm leggy but I just need that something else...
(Cut to Sora's living room the next day. Kairi walks in with an enhanced * ahem * chest area. Sora and Riku, not noticing, are staring interestedly at the TV screen.)
KAIRI: Hey guys.
RIKU: Hey. (he turns around) Woah, what happened to you Kairi?
KAIRI: You like the new me?
RIKU: Uh yeah, funny how your growth spurt happened in one day. (he turns back towards the TV screen) Yeah, Lulu baby, give it to me!
SORA: Go Rikku! (Kairi is so mad at the lack of attention that she explodes with rage. Bits of her are flying everywhere, and one part of the carnage is flung onto the TV screen.)
SORA: Oh no, my dear Rikku, I can't see you anymore! Oh yeah, oops, Kairi died.
RIKU: Oh well.
THE END
(Open to Sora's living room. Sora is playing intently on his PS2. Riku and Kairi enter.)
RIKU: What are you playing?
SORA: Final Fantasy X. It's so much better than Kingdom Hearts.
RIKU: Yeah, I know. I like games that take me to another world. Kingdom Hearts is just so similar to our everyday lives.
KAIRI: A little too similar if you ask me. (to Sora) So, does it have a good storyline?
SORA: Umm, well I haven't really been playing for the storyline. I'm playing for Rikku.
RIKU: I never asked you to play it!
SORA: No, no, there's this girl and her name's Rikku.
RIKU: (crouching down) Let me see...nah she's not hot...but wait, who's that goth chick?
SORA: Lulu.
RIKU: Damn, she's sexy. Look at those jugs.
SORA: But Rikku has the legs...
KAIRI: Guys, don't just judge people by their looks...who's that pretty girl?
SORA: Rikku?
RIKU: Lulu?
KAIRI: No, the other one.
SORA: Yuna...she looks fat in those clothes.
KAIRI: That's not nice! I reckon she looks quite beautiful...
SORA & RIKU: Whatever! (they continue to gaze at the screen)
KAIRI: (to herself) I guess being pretty isn't enough. I'm leggy but I just need that something else...
(Cut to Sora's living room the next day. Kairi walks in with an enhanced * ahem * chest area. Sora and Riku, not noticing, are staring interestedly at the TV screen.)
KAIRI: Hey guys.
RIKU: Hey. (he turns around) Woah, what happened to you Kairi?
KAIRI: You like the new me?
RIKU: Uh yeah, funny how your growth spurt happened in one day. (he turns back towards the TV screen) Yeah, Lulu baby, give it to me!
SORA: Go Rikku! (Kairi is so mad at the lack of attention that she explodes with rage. Bits of her are flying everywhere, and one part of the carnage is flung onto the TV screen.)
SORA: Oh no, my dear Rikku, I can't see you anymore! Oh yeah, oops, Kairi died.
RIKU: Oh well.
THE END