Hi everybody! Yay another chappy up! Thanx to those who reviewed!

I like the way that half-goddess-katia recognizes her reviewers so I will too. 

They are:

Ashes Of Life

half-goddess-katia

Ashes Of Life, thank you for such a positive first review! I was soooo nervous when I saw I had a review the next day. I really didn't know weather people would like this or not.

half-goddess-katia, Thank you so so much! ^_^! I love your stories and I'm flattered that you like mine. You're on my favorite authors and stories lists. Did I ever tell you that?

I CAN'T THANK YOU GUYS ENOUGH!!!

Yami: I think you have.

Nekostar 2: *Gives Yami evil look* If you don't have anything nice to say, be quiet.

Yami: O_O! Fine, Fine shutting up now.

Nekostar 2: …

Yami: …um…

Nekostar 2: Um what?

Yami: Disclaimer right?

Nekostar 2: You do it.

Yami: Fine *sighs * Neko does not own anything. Nada. Got it? So don't sue her. You won't win. (No flames please!)

Last time:

"What do you think little one? Are you a Yugi?" Ryou asked the baby boy. The small child smiled and giggled happily.

"I take it that means yes, Yugi it is," replied Ryou. Yugi was pretty much the opposite of what his parents had hoped for. Not only was he a boy, he had hair that was black with blonde spikes and red at the top. However he did have the purple eyes they wanted. The King and Queen were delighted. They were so delighted that they decided to have a party for the entire kingdom to present Yugi. Okay so not the whole kingdom but most of it. Muahahahahaha…

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Somewhere on the other side of the kingdom in the middle of the woods there were some ancient ruins of a castle. It had once been the most glorious castle for miles around but now time had eaten away at its youth and left a decaying corpse of a building. Trees had grown inside and out and ivy decorated the walls. Among the foliage on a rock sat a tall white haired wizard with harsh chocolate brown eyes named Bakura.

He muttered curses under his breath.

"DAMN YOU!!!' he cried to the heavens 'CURSE YOU RYOU!!!! I'LL GET YOU SOMEHOW!! YOU'LL SEE!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID AND DIDN'T DO!! DID YOU FORGET TO INVITE ME, DEAR BROTHER?!!!!"

The palace: 

The great hall was decorated lavishly. Long tables lined the hall, each laid with a variety of delectable foods that were all catered of course as the cook was on vacation with a certain toad…I …mean frog.  The day of the party had arrived. Hundreds of guests packed into the great hall to see the newborn prince and get drunk.

Now it happed that there were twelve guests of honor, one of course being Serenity; the others were fairies. The Queen thought it would be good if they gave Yugi gifts for blessing their lives. They each gave one gift. The first of the guests by the name of Tristan stepped forward and give Yugi his gift.  He would always have a fresh pair of underwear. The next guest, Pegasus, whom had had one too many bottles of red wine came forth and presented Yugi with a lifetime's supply of burgers. The next guest named Marik gave him powdered root so that he would never have athlete's foot (like that was useful he wouldn't be an athlete,) and the next guest Shadi, gave him the ability to fog up the mirror when he was having a bad hair day. (He'd use this a lot later …like every day.) One by one they gave their gifts and Yada yada yada yada yada…. Just as the twelfth guest Serenity was about to present her gift, there was a sudden clash of lightening and a huge black portal in the ceiling opened.

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! cried Yugi. Tea instinctively ran over to comfort her son. 

            There was a bright flash of lightening. Then a voice that was unmistakably Bakura's said "ouch! That's gonna hurt in the morning. " The portal disappeared to reveal the wizard rubbing his buttocks, apparently not caring that he'd just upset the little prince.

'Oh no' thought Ryou when he gazed at his older brother Bakura, 'not him!' He glanced nervously at the cradle where Yugi lay. Then he turned to his older brother with a cold stare on his face.

"Why, dear little brother, is that the look you give your own flesh and blood?" questioned Bakura feigning happiness.

"What do you want?" replied Ryou coldly.

Ignoring his brother, Bakura looked around the room at the scores of people from all walks of life. "Why you've got quite the crowd here, little brother. Royalty, nobility, the gentry, and even the rubble like myself. I was positively mortified at not getting invited to my nephew's welcoming party." He turned towards the cradle. "But to show that I to can be forgiving, I will also bestow a gift on the child. Shut up and listen to me or I will banish all of you to the SHADOW REALM!!!! The boy shall grow up to well loved by all who know him, but before the sun sets on his sixteenth birthday he shall get a paper cut, get gangrene, and DIE!!!!"

"Guards seize him!!!! Lock him in a cell and make him watch old Barney episodes!!" King Ryou shouted.

"MAHAHA…" 'Oh boy that was pathetic. I have got to make that sound much more threatening' thought Bakura. "MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…BURP. Sorry excuse me. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!." 'That's more like it!' he thought.    The guards made movements to arrest Bakura, but with a bolt of lightning he was gone.

When he had vanished, the queen and king rushed over to the baby prince who was still crying to sooth him as best they could. Ryou glanced at Tea whom was holding Yugi in her arms and saw tears in her eyes. He was crying on the inside. 'How can he do that to this poor child…' he pictured how Yugi looked when he'd first laid eyes on him.  'Maybe if Bakura had seen that look of such innocence on his face then he would not have done that.' Then someone interrupted his thoughts. It was a fairy.

"Don't despair your majesties. Serenity still has her gift to give," the fairy said.

"Then you can undo this curse?" Tea demanded as she turned to Serenity

"No, nooo your highness! Bakura's powers a far too great but I can help!" Serenity pleaded.  Ryou nodded to her and she began to walk towards the cradle where Yugi now lay. " Little prince, if because of that baka's trick this happens, you won't die nor will get gangrene. You'll just fall asleep for 100 years to the day because that's my favorite number. Then, by true love's kiss, the spell shall break."

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Yami: How can you do that to my hikari?! I'm gonna kill you :p!

Nekostar 2:  I didn't; he did! *Points at Bukura*

Yami: Review now of Bakura gets a one-way ticket to the Shadow Realm! -_-

Bakura: I'd like to see you try Pharaoh no baka!

Ryou  & Nekostar 2: Eeep O.O!

Nekostar 2: Oh yeah, about the whole fogging mirror thing, I did not mean to pick on poor Yugi I had writer's block on a lot of this chapter, and about the whole paper cut thing, spindles are a little too overused.  Gomen about the long wait between updates, like I said I had writer's block. LOL!  R+R! ^________________^!