Disclaimer: Once agian I don't own any of it except for my friends and my name. Please don't sue

A/N: I really like this chapter its funny. Pookie can now reveiw if he wishes. I don't know how long this chapter will be so I'm sorry if its too short or too long, there I think I have covered it all.

Chapter Four: The Unexpected

"Whats wrong with Jade?" Merry inquired

"She is having an anxiety attack, get her something caffinated to drink." I told her.

As Merry went to find something for Jade to drink, Angel bent down and scooped Jade up off the floor and deposited her in the nearest booth.

"Is it wise to give her something caffinated?" Angel asked me.

I shrugged "Usually, it helps her calm down, but I don't know if it will work or not this time."

Merry comes out with some Fresca.

"You know Merry Fresca is not caffinated, right." I pointed out

" I know but it works for me all the time and its all I could find." She told me.

"Can I get something to eat for me and my hungry companion?" Angel asks

" Sure I will go get you something." I told him as I went to the kitchen,

'What do vamps eat, other than people?' I was staring into an all most bare refrigorator. 'For a restraunt this is sad!'

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"Ahh, that was nice but I hate the taste" grumbled Jade

Spike just stared at her unblinking.

" What are you staring at Spikey Wikey?"

Spike turned white " What did you just call me?"

"Spikey Wikey" Jade taunted. " It's my name for you love."

Spike just stared flabergasted.

Jade stared back at him with mockery.

"Quite teasing him Jade" Babs said while smileing

Chuckling Merry piped up "It's the Fresca it will do it to you every time."

"Do what to you?" I mumbled out of my already occupied mouth as I walked back in with the only things I could find for our guests that wouldn't be missed.

Babs just stared at me and started laughing, Merry already turning blue from the earlier incedent, fell off of her chair out of control with laughter. Spike and Jade were still staring at each other. Angel was dumb founded as to who it was.

Angel stared at the image of me carring the cheeto bag in my mouth, the fudge sickles and cotton candy in one hand and some bottled fresca in the other.

I spit out the cheetos "Stop laughing at me, Its all we had except sardines. Angel do you guys like fudge sickles, cheetos, cotton candy and fresca?" I blurted out as I myself tried not to laugh.

Coming out of his trance Angel said "Well it's not our preffered chose of food that mainly being blood but it will have to do, until later right Spike."

There was no answer, we all turned to where Spike and Jade were last sitting and got a shock. All we could see was spikes blonde head and jades, smooching!

I stared dumb founded then blurted out "You go girl"

Merry just screamed " Gross Spike Slobber!"

Babs quietly said "What about that certain pirate captain?"

A/N: Please don't kill me, I didn't know how to end this chapter. Jade you know you I love you but it just fits the story ok, ok. Merry I don't know if thats what you would say or not but I liked it so I put it in. Babs I don't know how you would have reacted either. Thanks to everyone who reveiws, that would be my friends.........mumble, mumble, mumble, And Really Bad Eggs.