Chapter 4
September 1
Russ & Harry,
Hey! Just got here in Hogwarts. Need I tell you what house I'm in? Hehehe… Of course, I'm in Gryffindor. Like my parents were both in Gryffindor, right? Would you rather put me in Slytherin? Hmmmm… Dave, my cousin (remember him?), wasn't kidding when he said that Hogwarts was a great place. I've only been in the Great Hall and our dorms, still I feel a lot of magic already. It's so cool here! Wish you were here, bes'. Say 'hi' to Harry for me, k?
James
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September 7
James,
Ha! I called you 'James!' Weird!!!! Anyway, Harry and I miss you! How ya doing? Is Hogwarts as cool as your cousin said it would be? Come on, tell me!!!! You've been in Hogwarts for like what? A week? And you haven't written one lousy letter! I'm starting to think you've forgotten us! Joke!!!! Hehehe…. By the way, Harry says "Bark, Bark, BarkBark," which probably means, "Hi Mommy! Miss you!"
Waiting for ya letter, dude.
Russ and Harry
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September 7
Russ & Harry,
Hey! You didn't reply to my letter! That's unfair! I promise to write you every week, but you have to write me, too, okay? Anyway, Hogwarts is fun. There's these three guys I met and they're really cool. Their names are Sirius, Remus, and Peter. They like to play pranks on the teachers. I'm liking it, too!!! Hehehe… Poor Mr. White… His first lesson with us didn't go so well. He couldn't stop farting to say a damn word!!! Anyway, I'll be going now. Charms!
James
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October 1
James,
Hey! It's been a month, now, and you haven't written me a letter. If you're not going to keep your promise, I'll punch you to death when you come home! Harry's getting impatient, too. Come on, just a little letter won't hurt ya!
Russ and Harry
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November 1
James,
Hey!!! We're getting really impatient! If you're not going to write back, this will be our last letter to you! Hmpph!!! Bes' bud, huh? You know what? We don't think I'm still you're best bud. You probably have another best friend there at Hogwarts. Well, anyway, as I said, this is your last chance. If we don't get a letter at the end of this week, then just forget we've ever been friends because friends don't forget each other.
Russ and Harry
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November 7
James,
We Hate YOU!!!!
Russ and Harry
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May 13
Russ & Harry,
Hey! Fine, you're not writing me or anything. But I still keep my promise. I'm a good friend, ain't I? Hmmm… Anyway, a few more weeks and then we'll see each other again. Gosh!!! (I still sound like a girl, don't I? *Sigh* Old habits are so hard to forget!) It's been so long! What does Harry look like now? Did he get bigger? Not that he's not too big already. Hehehe… Will you be in the train station to pick me up? Hope you are. Bye!
James
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May 29
Russ,
Hey you!!! Happy now? I wrote you didn't I? Honestly!!!! You've been expecting me to write you? Ha!! You make me laugh. By the way, I have a new best friends!!! They are Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew. We do everything together. Guy stuff. They're not like you, not trying hard lesbians. They're real guys. About Harry, don't ever call me it's 'mommy' again! I'm not a fagot, if you get my drift! I'm staying over Sirius' for the summer so don't expect to see me. Understand?
'Jamie.'
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Meanwhile…
"I want all those letters intercepted!!!" A tall man with long, black hair that was put in a neat ponytail fumed. "I don't like this James Potter. He's making my son turn into a weak, pathetic girl!!!! I want my son to hate James Potter, do you understand me, Reginald?"
"Yes, Mr. Snape, sir." Reginald, an old guy wearing a wrinkled dress robe, bowed and answered. "The letters will be intercepted. Not one letter of the Potter kid to your son and vice versa will reach each other."
"Good." Mr. Snape said.