Me: Hey everyone this is my first fanfic! Enjoy!

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*Kite gates into Mac Anu*

Kite *looks around* : Where is everyone?! Am I the only one here?!

Mia *sees Kite*: Kite!

Kite: Who's there?! *looks around all scared like*

Mia *runs up to Kite*

Kite: Oh, its you Mia. You startled me!

Mia: Sorry, but Kite why aren't you at the party?

Kite: What party is that where everyone is?

Mia: The umm.well it doesn't matter. Hey I know we can go together!! *grabs Kite and starts dragging him to the Chaos gate*

Kite: Oww! Ouch! *hits ground*

Mia *gates them to the party* : Here we are Kite!

Kite: But..this is..why is everyone in the damn teddy bear room??!

Mia: I dunno. *looks around and sees Elk* Hey Elk!! *leaves Kite and runs up to Elk*

Kite: But.but..what about me??! AHHH!! *runs to a corner and cowers*

Elk *high* : Hey Mia, want some of this aromatic grass?

Mia: Sure Elk!

Elk & Mia *in the middle of the room laughing and smoking aromatic grass* *Skeith gates in*

Skeith: Hey everybody! Stick man is in tha house, break out the beer!!

Crowd: Yay Skeith!!

Skeith *sees Kite in the corner*: Hey buddy want some beer?

Kite *drooling and staring off in space* o______o

Skeith *sigh* : Not the teddy bears again. *throws stick down and kills all of the teddy bears and BT.

Kite: Pretty Colors!

Skeith *slaps Kite* : Kite there gone! Wake up! I've got beer!

Kite * wakes up* :Yay! Beer!

Kite & Skeith *drinking in the corner*

*Sora gates in*

Sora: Yay! A party with beer and pretty ladies! *runs around the room* Weeeeee!!

Krim: Who invited him? Was it you Bob?

Bob (Krims weapon): ..

Krim: Why wont you ever talk to me?! *shakes bob*

Sora *sees BT dead* Aww..someone already killed her. I can still get drunk though! *grabs a bottle of beer and starts to drink*

Elk: *giggling* Mia your ears are big!!

Mia: *also giggling* I know aren't they huge?!

Kite: Hey *hiccup* Skeith can I see your big *hiccup* stick thing? Skeith: Sure! Here ya go!

Kite: Man this thing is heavy! *drops it and everyone dies except him* Oops *hiccup* Everyone fall go BOOM! Hahahaha! *faints* ~*~

Me: The End! Yay!