(to the tune of men in suits) my sissy did this ^_^(The Dark Sorcerous)

"i am just a boy

working in a weapons store

yes i moved to hyrule

just to see what i could be

i am a loser geek

crazy with an evil streak

yes

i do believe

there is a

violent thing

inside of me

she is just a girl

she is doing what she can

she dances topless

when she's not ruling with an iron hand

such a pretty girl

happy in an ugly place

watching all the pretty people

doing lots of ugly things

i think it's getting better for the two of us

yes i think it's getting better

almost everyday

i could give a damn for what those people say

all i want to do

is lose myself in your room

all you want is just

a slow f*** in the afternoon

i still see those scary guys

when i am all alone at night

i kiss the ring you gave me

then i swing with all my might

i think it's getting better for the two of us

i think it's getting easier for you and me to agree

that the white men in black suits

they are diminishing

yes i think they are diminishing

yes i think that they diminish you

and they diminish me

i think they are diminishing

you know sometimes i hear those people say...

yeah she takes the bus

over to the north side of the city

she goes to work

bleeding for the rich white men

all the words they give her

make her feel so soft and pretty

she wears them

but they never ever seem to fit

yes i think it's getting better for the two of us

yes i think it's getting better in the worst way

i refuse to be afraid of almost anyone

afraid of all the things they do

or the words that they say

let's live the way we want to live

and hope they go away

i really hope they go away

i really hope they find a nice place

i hope they find it somewhere

i hope they go away

i can still hear all those people say"

Link stopped and looked over at Zelda.