I do Not Own Final Fantasy , never have, never will. Well.I do collect
the games.If you haven't played the games then Shame on you! And.no one in
this story acts like this on the game.
by: Marina(wouldn't you like to know my last name)
For those who don't play Final Fantasy, DON'T BOTHER READING THIS, you wouldn't understand. But you might get a good laugh out of this so if your depressed...OK. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
PLOT: The turk's, from FF7 as everyone knows, company blew up and are now going around without jobs. Well...they've found this place and are now trying to do their own T.V., late night, game show with Reno as their host. They can't afford any good prompts. So lets all feel sorry for them...or rather for the contestants on their show.
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~;*a show that can't afford a title (much less, capital letters)*;~
*Yellow, Red, and Blue lights flash around as two very crappy ropes are slowly lowering a chair, with Reno sitting on it.*
Reno: Hello, everyone. Welcome to my, I-I-I-I what the hell?? *Ropes start jerking up and down, makeing Reno's chair go in circles*
Reno: Who's lowering me? Rude!, fix the damn crank already!
Rude: err...um...trying...um...to... *Kicks crank*
Reno:EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!*Falls the rest of the way to the stage*
Reno: OOOOwwwwwww, my head hurts.... uhhhhh. Where's my...*Sound effect (SEF) : SMASH!!! Other rope snaps and the chair falls on him*
Reno: Elena...I need a lighter chair or. *stands the chair up and sits down* better ropes.
Elena: Besides fold-up chairs that's the only one we have, those are the best ropes we could afford, besides you need to loss weigh...
Reno: Stop babbling and fix the lights as our "players" come out.
Elena: *excited* YEAY!! Light duty! *Runs to four flashlights, covered in colored plastic wrap, hanging, on strings from the roof, flicks a switch and the whole building lights up. *
Reno: *to a camera * Welcome ladies and gays, I'm calling you guys, gay, because this is a ladies night show were men strip down to...well, nothing.
Elena: Then why are you here?
Reno: Hey! I don't look!
Elena: wooooowwwww, what a relief.
Reno: yeah...Now skipping the rest of the introduction for the show, I want to introduce our Final Fantasy 7's team Vincent Valentine, and Cloud Strife!
*SEF: Girls scream and clap as Sephroth and Tseng drag out Cloud and Vincent, both tied up and gagged *
Tseng: *Untying Cloud * I should have been the host...
Cloud: *ripping sock from mouth * I never wanted to be on this bankrupt show, and either does Vince here. And how did you get Sephroth to help you anyway???
Vince: *leans over to Cloud and starts to whisper to him * I don't believe it's a good idea to run off stage. First, they've taken all our weapons, next, they'll probably catch us again, and finally, look at all the girls we'll disappoint...
*Cloud stares into the crowd at over about 200 women in the audience.(can u beleive it?)*
Reno: Not bad for our first show, hmmm?
Cloud: eh...er....(What to do???)
Reno: Well just stand there while I call out our next...
Audience: *chanting * Seph-roth!, Seph-roth!,Seph-roth!!
Cloud: What's up??
Reno: Duh! They want Sephy to play too.*turning to Sephroth *What do you say??
Sephy: Better give them what they want, I can't ignore my victims.er, fans...
Reno: If it gives us better ratings. Let's do this. Now for Final Fantasy8...
???: Hey! What about me!!
Reno: Me? Me who? You!
Cid: Well, hell yeah, I want to be on this @%$^*in show!
Cloud: But Cid your so...
Cid: What to good-looking, unlike you? *Throws his cigarette, and leans on his spear *
Reno: No weapons on this stage!
Cid:Shut the @#&% up!, all the ladies want me *smiles at crowd *
Audience:BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Cid: See!, they love me!
Cloud: Cid your as stupid as a...
Cid: *holds spear at Cloud's hair * Watch your mouth or I'll give you a haircut.
Cloud: *Backs away and keeps mouth shut *
Reno: OK!, Fine, What the hell!, stand there and shut the #$%@ up!
Cid: I'll say whatever the %$&* I want!
Reno: Well can you wait until everyone's out?
Cid: Sure, what the hell.
Reno: Ok now for FF8 its.
Elena: Commercial Break!
Reno: What do you mean by that!?
Elena: Time for entertainment
Reno: What!? Who?
Elena: Tseng! Come on out!
Tseng: * walks out wearing a cape *
Reno: What are you doing?
Tseng: Elena chose the outfit, now watch as I amaze the audience. *claps his hands together and when he brings them apart there's a rope. He ties the rope into a few loops, covers it with his cape and then reveals a baby chocobo. Holds up for everyone to see *
Audience: Oooooo.Ahhhhh...Ohhhhhhh
Reno: What the heck.a five minute break wont hurt.
Cloud: What are WE suppose to do!?
Reno: don't try to run off and sit back and enjoy the show.
Tseng: *Begins new trick * ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Is it ok for the first chapter of the first story, I've decided to write? I know a few people who like it, but besides that, something tells me I probably not going to get a lot of reviews.
Reno: What!? No reviews on my new show Nooooooooooooooooo!
Its ok Reno, even if it doesn't, I'm going to continue it.
Reno: but.the reviews.
I SAID DON'T WORRY!
Reno: * shuts up *
by: Marina(wouldn't you like to know my last name)
For those who don't play Final Fantasy, DON'T BOTHER READING THIS, you wouldn't understand. But you might get a good laugh out of this so if your depressed...OK. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
PLOT: The turk's, from FF7 as everyone knows, company blew up and are now going around without jobs. Well...they've found this place and are now trying to do their own T.V., late night, game show with Reno as their host. They can't afford any good prompts. So lets all feel sorry for them...or rather for the contestants on their show.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~;*a show that can't afford a title (much less, capital letters)*;~
*Yellow, Red, and Blue lights flash around as two very crappy ropes are slowly lowering a chair, with Reno sitting on it.*
Reno: Hello, everyone. Welcome to my, I-I-I-I what the hell?? *Ropes start jerking up and down, makeing Reno's chair go in circles*
Reno: Who's lowering me? Rude!, fix the damn crank already!
Rude: err...um...trying...um...to... *Kicks crank*
Reno:EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!*Falls the rest of the way to the stage*
Reno: OOOOwwwwwww, my head hurts.... uhhhhh. Where's my...*Sound effect (SEF) : SMASH!!! Other rope snaps and the chair falls on him*
Reno: Elena...I need a lighter chair or. *stands the chair up and sits down* better ropes.
Elena: Besides fold-up chairs that's the only one we have, those are the best ropes we could afford, besides you need to loss weigh...
Reno: Stop babbling and fix the lights as our "players" come out.
Elena: *excited* YEAY!! Light duty! *Runs to four flashlights, covered in colored plastic wrap, hanging, on strings from the roof, flicks a switch and the whole building lights up. *
Reno: *to a camera * Welcome ladies and gays, I'm calling you guys, gay, because this is a ladies night show were men strip down to...well, nothing.
Elena: Then why are you here?
Reno: Hey! I don't look!
Elena: wooooowwwww, what a relief.
Reno: yeah...Now skipping the rest of the introduction for the show, I want to introduce our Final Fantasy 7's team Vincent Valentine, and Cloud Strife!
*SEF: Girls scream and clap as Sephroth and Tseng drag out Cloud and Vincent, both tied up and gagged *
Tseng: *Untying Cloud * I should have been the host...
Cloud: *ripping sock from mouth * I never wanted to be on this bankrupt show, and either does Vince here. And how did you get Sephroth to help you anyway???
Vince: *leans over to Cloud and starts to whisper to him * I don't believe it's a good idea to run off stage. First, they've taken all our weapons, next, they'll probably catch us again, and finally, look at all the girls we'll disappoint...
*Cloud stares into the crowd at over about 200 women in the audience.(can u beleive it?)*
Reno: Not bad for our first show, hmmm?
Cloud: eh...er....(What to do???)
Reno: Well just stand there while I call out our next...
Audience: *chanting * Seph-roth!, Seph-roth!,Seph-roth!!
Cloud: What's up??
Reno: Duh! They want Sephy to play too.*turning to Sephroth *What do you say??
Sephy: Better give them what they want, I can't ignore my victims.er, fans...
Reno: If it gives us better ratings. Let's do this. Now for Final Fantasy8...
???: Hey! What about me!!
Reno: Me? Me who? You!
Cid: Well, hell yeah, I want to be on this @%$^*in show!
Cloud: But Cid your so...
Cid: What to good-looking, unlike you? *Throws his cigarette, and leans on his spear *
Reno: No weapons on this stage!
Cid:Shut the @#&% up!, all the ladies want me *smiles at crowd *
Audience:BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Cid: See!, they love me!
Cloud: Cid your as stupid as a...
Cid: *holds spear at Cloud's hair * Watch your mouth or I'll give you a haircut.
Cloud: *Backs away and keeps mouth shut *
Reno: OK!, Fine, What the hell!, stand there and shut the #$%@ up!
Cid: I'll say whatever the %$&* I want!
Reno: Well can you wait until everyone's out?
Cid: Sure, what the hell.
Reno: Ok now for FF8 its.
Elena: Commercial Break!
Reno: What do you mean by that!?
Elena: Time for entertainment
Reno: What!? Who?
Elena: Tseng! Come on out!
Tseng: * walks out wearing a cape *
Reno: What are you doing?
Tseng: Elena chose the outfit, now watch as I amaze the audience. *claps his hands together and when he brings them apart there's a rope. He ties the rope into a few loops, covers it with his cape and then reveals a baby chocobo. Holds up for everyone to see *
Audience: Oooooo.Ahhhhh...Ohhhhhhh
Reno: What the heck.a five minute break wont hurt.
Cloud: What are WE suppose to do!?
Reno: don't try to run off and sit back and enjoy the show.
Tseng: *Begins new trick * ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Is it ok for the first chapter of the first story, I've decided to write? I know a few people who like it, but besides that, something tells me I probably not going to get a lot of reviews.
Reno: What!? No reviews on my new show Nooooooooooooooooo!
Its ok Reno, even if it doesn't, I'm going to continue it.
Reno: but.the reviews.
I SAID DON'T WORRY!
Reno: * shuts up *