I do NOT own Final Fantasy or any other game that Squaresoft makes, unless
you count copies I buy from stores.
By: Mariana Tsunamia Vixen
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *;~ a show that can't afford a title (much less, capital letters)
*Tseng's magic tricks finally come to an end *
Reno: Right... *completely bored, gives a slow clap * Thank you Tseng for that bore.brilliant show.
Tseng: *bows to audience * Shut up Reno, you will die.
Reno: Right.one day.. Now FINALLY Final Fantasy 8's team, Squall Leonheart and Zell Ditch!
Elena: It's Dincher
Reno: What?!
Elena: or was it Dinckt?
Marina: GET IT RIGHT ALREADY! It's Dincht you morons!
Reno: What is she doing here?
Marina: I have to be here, or there would be no "here" to come to exactly...
Reno: What do you mean by that?
Marina: Well I am the one who's type...
Reno: Who cares, now back to the show.
Marina: Hmph. no respect whatsoever
Reno: Now for Squall and Zell to finally come out. Who wrote this stupid paper anyway?
Rude: ...
Reno: Should have known.
*Tseng runs out, carrying Squall's jacket. Squall soon follows.*
Squall: Give that back!, person-not-from-my-game, come back here!
*Tseng runs to the middle of the stage and drops the jacket, Squall follows and stands in the middle of the stage putting the jacket back on *
Cloud: *slaps head * I can't believe he actually followed.
Squall: What kind of show is this?
Reno: A type that we seem to have to force everyone to come on stage.
Cid: ha ha ha .hee ha ha.
Vincent: Except him.
Reno: Yeah.um.hmm. were is Zell?
Squall: An all-you-can-eat hotdog buffet about 6 miles down the street
Reno: Your saying I spent all that time trying to pronounce his last name. and he's not even here!!
Squall: Yep, exactly, nothing can tear him apart from hotdogs when they're free.
Cloud: What! They're free!! Wow.look at the time gotta go.hotdogs are calling. *sees Seph glareing at him * er.. No weapon.would not be a good time to fight.
Reno: Well this is just great.3 contestants on 7's team and only 1 on 8's
Cloud: What type of show is this. we don't even know the rules
Reno: Clud.Clud. didn't you read the rulebook?
Cloud: I KNOW YOU KNOW MY NAME!! AND THERE IS NO RULEBOOK!
Everyone: *nods * Reno: *sigh * Ya'll people. ok.here are the rules: FF 7,8, and 9 are going to compete for my life savings.
Cloud: Which is.?
Reno: None of your business!! After this show, I'll have more gil then ever!
Cid: You do know that FF X came out.right?
Reno: Yeah of course I do
Squall: Then why didn't u invite them?
Reno: BECAUSE. their graphics are so much better than ours!! They wouldn't blend in exactly. don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable
Cloud: *slaps head, knowing in stories all the graphics are alike *
Vince: Cloud, you should stop doing that, it could be the reason why you've been having mental fits.
Seph: Yes.that could be the reason
Squall: *back to Reno * ever thought ALL of us are a little uncomfortable being on THIS show
Reno: nope never occurred to me.
Squall: stupid.
Reno: now, were was I. first ya'll will be asked a question by yours truly. Your group can get together and come up with an answer, but the first answer I hear is what I'll take as your group's answer, so shut up until ya'll think ya'll actually know. If the answer is right your team gets a point, if not, everyone chooses a number.
Cloud: a number? What for?
Reno: Oops.sorry everyone chooses a color, you see were going to roll this die right here, and we couldn't find a die with numbers. *holds up a die for everyone to see *
Audience: OOOooooo...
Reno: right. uh-huh.
Cloud: continue.
Reno: Oh, yah, well everyone chooses a color and when we roll the die whoever's color it lands on has to take off one article of clothing.
Cloud: *rolls eyes, full of sarcasm * Oh, how I hope to choose the right color.
Reno: all the other players on the other hand get to get electrocuted. again, by yours truly *bows and takes out his electric rod to show the audience *
Cloud: *blink * er.that's different
Squall: so, its get nude.or get barbecued.
Vince: not exactly barbecued.its electricity, not fire
Reno: Hey! I've cooked some good ribs with this thing!
Cid: sounds fun
*everyone stares at Cid in complete silence SEF: wind blows by*
Cid: what the %^&# is wrong with ya'll?
Cloud: YOU ARE CRAZZZZY
Irvine: not that crazy, kind of sounds neat
Squall: glad he's not on my team.. WAIT.IRVINE when did you!!??
Irvine: c'mon you plan to go on a show like this without me? Trying to get all the girls to swoon over you.eh? *elbows and winks at Squall *
Squall: if I could help it, I would leave, the first chance I get!
Siefer: *from audience * HA! Squalls afraid to show his-
Squall: Siefer SHUT UP!.. Siefer? What the heck are you doing here!!
Girls in Audience: he's gay!! *chanting * GAY! GAY! GAY!
Siefer: NO im NOT! I came to make fun of him! *points at Squall *
Elena: could have sworn we sent an invatation to him.
Reno: he's on FF8?. Tseng, get him
Siefer: what the.*SEF: wack* owww
Tseng: * knocks him out with the flat of a big sword *
Cloud: *about to run at Tseng * Why you! MY Sword!!! YOU will DIE!!!
Vincent: *trying to hold him back * Stop Cloud!, now is not the time to run after him!
Reno: Yeah, so settle down *zaps him with the rod *
Irvine: can we stop all this rucus and start the show?
Cid: Yeah, Im waiting.
Reno: fine, fine, let me call out the contestants for nine.
Irvine: hey that rhymes!
Reno: yeah it does.so?
Irvine: I just wanted to show you that I can point that stuff out.
Reno: Right.*sarcastic clap * good job, want a cookie?
Irvine: yes please.
Reno: ....next for nine is
Cid: I have'ta go piss!
Reno: thanks for sharing that with us.
Cid: Your not allowed to start this show until Im back! *walks off *
Reno: can't forget you.for nine its *spears flies out and lands right next to Reno*
Cid: *from back room* I said no starting! And I missed on purpose that time!
Reno: well everyone.we're going to take a short break.
Cid: Now that's what I'm talking about!
Everyone: ......o___O
~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ Whoo! Second chapter! It just gets weirder and weirder to tell ya the truth. Hope someone likes it. Now time for some break time business..
Reno: huh?
*jumps on him* tell me you don't care when I try to help you! *strangles him*
Reno: ack.
Anyway.please Review ^^ it would be appreciated ^^
Reno: help me...
By: Mariana Tsunamia Vixen
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *;~ a show that can't afford a title (much less, capital letters)
*Tseng's magic tricks finally come to an end *
Reno: Right... *completely bored, gives a slow clap * Thank you Tseng for that bore.brilliant show.
Tseng: *bows to audience * Shut up Reno, you will die.
Reno: Right.one day.. Now FINALLY Final Fantasy 8's team, Squall Leonheart and Zell Ditch!
Elena: It's Dincher
Reno: What?!
Elena: or was it Dinckt?
Marina: GET IT RIGHT ALREADY! It's Dincht you morons!
Reno: What is she doing here?
Marina: I have to be here, or there would be no "here" to come to exactly...
Reno: What do you mean by that?
Marina: Well I am the one who's type...
Reno: Who cares, now back to the show.
Marina: Hmph. no respect whatsoever
Reno: Now for Squall and Zell to finally come out. Who wrote this stupid paper anyway?
Rude: ...
Reno: Should have known.
*Tseng runs out, carrying Squall's jacket. Squall soon follows.*
Squall: Give that back!, person-not-from-my-game, come back here!
*Tseng runs to the middle of the stage and drops the jacket, Squall follows and stands in the middle of the stage putting the jacket back on *
Cloud: *slaps head * I can't believe he actually followed.
Squall: What kind of show is this?
Reno: A type that we seem to have to force everyone to come on stage.
Cid: ha ha ha .hee ha ha.
Vincent: Except him.
Reno: Yeah.um.hmm. were is Zell?
Squall: An all-you-can-eat hotdog buffet about 6 miles down the street
Reno: Your saying I spent all that time trying to pronounce his last name. and he's not even here!!
Squall: Yep, exactly, nothing can tear him apart from hotdogs when they're free.
Cloud: What! They're free!! Wow.look at the time gotta go.hotdogs are calling. *sees Seph glareing at him * er.. No weapon.would not be a good time to fight.
Reno: Well this is just great.3 contestants on 7's team and only 1 on 8's
Cloud: What type of show is this. we don't even know the rules
Reno: Clud.Clud. didn't you read the rulebook?
Cloud: I KNOW YOU KNOW MY NAME!! AND THERE IS NO RULEBOOK!
Everyone: *nods * Reno: *sigh * Ya'll people. ok.here are the rules: FF 7,8, and 9 are going to compete for my life savings.
Cloud: Which is.?
Reno: None of your business!! After this show, I'll have more gil then ever!
Cid: You do know that FF X came out.right?
Reno: Yeah of course I do
Squall: Then why didn't u invite them?
Reno: BECAUSE. their graphics are so much better than ours!! They wouldn't blend in exactly. don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable
Cloud: *slaps head, knowing in stories all the graphics are alike *
Vince: Cloud, you should stop doing that, it could be the reason why you've been having mental fits.
Seph: Yes.that could be the reason
Squall: *back to Reno * ever thought ALL of us are a little uncomfortable being on THIS show
Reno: nope never occurred to me.
Squall: stupid.
Reno: now, were was I. first ya'll will be asked a question by yours truly. Your group can get together and come up with an answer, but the first answer I hear is what I'll take as your group's answer, so shut up until ya'll think ya'll actually know. If the answer is right your team gets a point, if not, everyone chooses a number.
Cloud: a number? What for?
Reno: Oops.sorry everyone chooses a color, you see were going to roll this die right here, and we couldn't find a die with numbers. *holds up a die for everyone to see *
Audience: OOOooooo...
Reno: right. uh-huh.
Cloud: continue.
Reno: Oh, yah, well everyone chooses a color and when we roll the die whoever's color it lands on has to take off one article of clothing.
Cloud: *rolls eyes, full of sarcasm * Oh, how I hope to choose the right color.
Reno: all the other players on the other hand get to get electrocuted. again, by yours truly *bows and takes out his electric rod to show the audience *
Cloud: *blink * er.that's different
Squall: so, its get nude.or get barbecued.
Vince: not exactly barbecued.its electricity, not fire
Reno: Hey! I've cooked some good ribs with this thing!
Cid: sounds fun
*everyone stares at Cid in complete silence SEF: wind blows by*
Cid: what the %^&# is wrong with ya'll?
Cloud: YOU ARE CRAZZZZY
Irvine: not that crazy, kind of sounds neat
Squall: glad he's not on my team.. WAIT.IRVINE when did you!!??
Irvine: c'mon you plan to go on a show like this without me? Trying to get all the girls to swoon over you.eh? *elbows and winks at Squall *
Squall: if I could help it, I would leave, the first chance I get!
Siefer: *from audience * HA! Squalls afraid to show his-
Squall: Siefer SHUT UP!.. Siefer? What the heck are you doing here!!
Girls in Audience: he's gay!! *chanting * GAY! GAY! GAY!
Siefer: NO im NOT! I came to make fun of him! *points at Squall *
Elena: could have sworn we sent an invatation to him.
Reno: he's on FF8?. Tseng, get him
Siefer: what the.*SEF: wack* owww
Tseng: * knocks him out with the flat of a big sword *
Cloud: *about to run at Tseng * Why you! MY Sword!!! YOU will DIE!!!
Vincent: *trying to hold him back * Stop Cloud!, now is not the time to run after him!
Reno: Yeah, so settle down *zaps him with the rod *
Irvine: can we stop all this rucus and start the show?
Cid: Yeah, Im waiting.
Reno: fine, fine, let me call out the contestants for nine.
Irvine: hey that rhymes!
Reno: yeah it does.so?
Irvine: I just wanted to show you that I can point that stuff out.
Reno: Right.*sarcastic clap * good job, want a cookie?
Irvine: yes please.
Reno: ....next for nine is
Cid: I have'ta go piss!
Reno: thanks for sharing that with us.
Cid: Your not allowed to start this show until Im back! *walks off *
Reno: can't forget you.for nine its *spears flies out and lands right next to Reno*
Cid: *from back room* I said no starting! And I missed on purpose that time!
Reno: well everyone.we're going to take a short break.
Cid: Now that's what I'm talking about!
Everyone: ......o___O
~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ Whoo! Second chapter! It just gets weirder and weirder to tell ya the truth. Hope someone likes it. Now time for some break time business..
Reno: huh?
*jumps on him* tell me you don't care when I try to help you! *strangles him*
Reno: ack.
Anyway.please Review ^^ it would be appreciated ^^
Reno: help me...