I don't Own Final Fantasy.
By: Marina Tsunamia
I don't think this chapter will be as funny as the rest. I lost my original copy *cries * now I have to start from scratch again. Thanks for the Reviews though =) Even though there were so few, It's more than I thought there would be.
Reno: Yes. I knew I could be a success!
Me: right.
------------ ---------------------- ------------------------------------- -- -------------- --------------- ~;* a show that can't afford a title (much less capital letters)
*Cid returns after quite awhile of waiting *
Reno: Finally, your back. Our crowd is getting bored.
Audience: *Staring blankly at the contestants *
Cloud: Ah! Make them stop! I'm innocent!!
Squall: Zzzzz *falls asleep while standing *
Vince: *counting random things (flashlights, holes in the wall)
Seifer: *still knocked out, limp body sitting next to a wall *
Irvine: *stomach grumbles * I thought I could have a cookie.
Sephy: *concentrating, trying to take over random people's minds *
Elena& Tseng: *planning another magic trick (oh god.) *
Rude: .
Marina: * typing (^_^) *
Cid: What is up with ya'll people!? Like brainless zombies!
Reno: yeah. let's continue the show please, now from nine, Zidane and Kuja!
Everyone: * attention returns to Reno *
Audience: *applauds, whistles, does audience stuff *
Zidane: * jumps out of the door that Squall had ran out of, waves to everyone, and blows kisses to many girls* Yes, I know Ya'll love me! Everyone Loves Me. ^^
Kuja: *walks out of a different door and stands near the edge of the stage, sighs *
Zidane: *looks at Kuja * er.aren't you dead?
Kuja: *sighs, smoothes back his feathers * lets see. does it look like I'm dead?
Zidane: *waving his hands about, doing expressions * but the tree!, And the vines!, And the wrapping!, and the other stuff!
Kuja: *shrugs * point?
Zidane: *completely calm, tilts head to the side * your still alive?
Kuja: *sighs and explains * it doesn't show in any part of the game, me dead. Besides, after you escaped, which nobody knows how that happened, an angel of exquisite beauty, bearing the wings of a gorgeous green dragon, swooped in and healed my wounds.
Zidane: *completely confused* What the @#%!?
Audience: What!?
Random Person (RP1): I don't remember that
RP2: This is getting confusing
RP1: Secret Ending?
RP2: Shut up RP1! I think he's going to explain!
RP1: That would be great!
RP2: I know! Just think if-
Rest of Audience: SHUT UP!
Kuja: *blink * um.right *points to the front row, second to the middle seat, next to Marina * Her.
Saru: Hi Kuja!! *waves at Kuja , folds her dragonic wings and sits back comfortably *
Irvine: I've seen her somewhere before.
Kuja: no you haven't, shut up.
Zidane: Your going out with her?
Kuja: Well, I do prefer a dragon, over any damn canary.
Reno: ENOUGH! Can we begin the show!?
Cid: yes! Get this @#%$ing show on the road already!
Irvine: this game show travels?
Reno: *blink * (sarcasm) of course it does, next week we'll be doing the show over at Cosmo Canyon.
Irvine: Whoo-hoo! Count me in. Expect me to come!
Cloud: and I thought Cid was dense.
Cid: huh!?
Reno: I'm getting a headache. I can feel it coming.
Zidane: So. What kind of show is this? It can't be "wheel of fortune" seeing there is no wheel to spin.
Kuja: I thought it was a weapons convention.
Zidane: You don't use weapons.
Kuja: I find them pretty to look at.
Cloud: *yells, waking up Squall, making him fall over * No! Both of YOU! RUN! While you still have the chance!
Zidane & Kuja: *stares blankly at the idiot yelling at them *
Cloud: (grr. no one ever listens to me )
Sephy: I can hear your thoughts.
Cloud: *looks to him * (anyways.) IT AIN'T NO WEAPONS CONVENTION AND IT SURE AS HELL AIN'T WHEEL OF FOURTUNE! IT'S A FRICKEN STRIP SHOW!
Cid: Stop yelling, they're only about four feet away.
Zidane: *eyebrow twitches * they want to see me naked?
ILty: OH YEAH!
Audience: *screams and cheers *
Squall: *getting back on his feet * creepy. when did ya'll come?
Reno: There is my life savings for the grand prize.
Zidane: Gil!? *wags tail happily * Count me in! ^^
Cid: OMFG! That thing behind him moves!!
Irvine: He's a monkey! C'mon Monkey! Do a dance!
Zidane: *cracks knuckles * I'll show you a monkey you-
Reno: Stop! Ya'll playing or not!?
Elena: Since when did you give them a choice?
Rude: .
Zidane: We're playing! Anything for Gil!
Kuja: I'm good at answering questions, so I guess I'll stay.
Squall: How did you know that we had to answer questions?
Kuja: Read the rule book.
Squall: What!?
Cloud: If you read the rules, then wouldn't you have known it was a strip-
Reno: Shut up Cloud! *Electrocutes him *
Cloud: *coughs up smoke * This, is not my day.
Asil & Freya: Poor Cloud.
Vince: Well you have fans.
Reno: Well, since all the teams are out I say its time for-
Sephy: COMMERCIAL BREAK!
Everyone: O____o? WHAT!?
Reno: Exactly, It's like you read my mind.
Sephy: Exactly.
Reno: hmm.
Cloud: Yes! Make him into your evil puppet of doom!
Reno: What?
Sephy: What? No.I don't need him. I case, you didn't notice the people in the audience who left, that are robbing the downtown restaurant as we speak, doing all the stuff that I don't need Reno for-
Everyone: Huh?
Sephy: *cough, cough * er.um. doing charity.
Reno: Okay. well let's take the "planned" commercial break now.
Cloud: What do you mean by planned?
Reno: Meaning, that we were planning that there would be a commercial break when everyone came out.
Cloud: Oh.
Reno: So anyway! Let's start the commercial! *turns on a nearby radio which plays "Simple and Clean"
Irvine: I love this song! *starts doing the Macarena *
Seifer: Uhh. *slowly regaining consciousness *
Reno: Aye. I need coffee. It's going to be a loooong night.
Cloud: um. how long exactly *sweat drop *
~;* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *************** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *;~ Whoo.I think this is the shortest chapter so far or longest.I dunno.
Like I said, I lost my copy and I'm making stuff up as I go along. Sorry if it's not that funny.
Reno: Ah. Another chapter done. ^^
Me: Get your coffee?
Reno: Yep. ^^
Me: Good, cause your gonna need it next chapter.
Reno: Bring it on! And for all ya'll reading this, Review! It's appreciated!
Me: Whoa. Reno knows how to say "appreciated"
For All ya'll waiting, next chapter is when the questions WILL begin! Mwuhahahahahahaha!
Reno: Mwuhahahahahaha!
Me: Shut up, my laugh
Sephy: No, my laugh.
Me: oh, hee-hee *sweat drop *
(Freya, you liked Cloud Right ^^; hope I got that right)
By: Marina Tsunamia
I don't think this chapter will be as funny as the rest. I lost my original copy *cries * now I have to start from scratch again. Thanks for the Reviews though =) Even though there were so few, It's more than I thought there would be.
Reno: Yes. I knew I could be a success!
Me: right.
------------ ---------------------- ------------------------------------- -- -------------- --------------- ~;* a show that can't afford a title (much less capital letters)
*Cid returns after quite awhile of waiting *
Reno: Finally, your back. Our crowd is getting bored.
Audience: *Staring blankly at the contestants *
Cloud: Ah! Make them stop! I'm innocent!!
Squall: Zzzzz *falls asleep while standing *
Vince: *counting random things (flashlights, holes in the wall)
Seifer: *still knocked out, limp body sitting next to a wall *
Irvine: *stomach grumbles * I thought I could have a cookie.
Sephy: *concentrating, trying to take over random people's minds *
Elena& Tseng: *planning another magic trick (oh god.) *
Rude: .
Marina: * typing (^_^) *
Cid: What is up with ya'll people!? Like brainless zombies!
Reno: yeah. let's continue the show please, now from nine, Zidane and Kuja!
Everyone: * attention returns to Reno *
Audience: *applauds, whistles, does audience stuff *
Zidane: * jumps out of the door that Squall had ran out of, waves to everyone, and blows kisses to many girls* Yes, I know Ya'll love me! Everyone Loves Me. ^^
Kuja: *walks out of a different door and stands near the edge of the stage, sighs *
Zidane: *looks at Kuja * er.aren't you dead?
Kuja: *sighs, smoothes back his feathers * lets see. does it look like I'm dead?
Zidane: *waving his hands about, doing expressions * but the tree!, And the vines!, And the wrapping!, and the other stuff!
Kuja: *shrugs * point?
Zidane: *completely calm, tilts head to the side * your still alive?
Kuja: *sighs and explains * it doesn't show in any part of the game, me dead. Besides, after you escaped, which nobody knows how that happened, an angel of exquisite beauty, bearing the wings of a gorgeous green dragon, swooped in and healed my wounds.
Zidane: *completely confused* What the @#%!?
Audience: What!?
Random Person (RP1): I don't remember that
RP2: This is getting confusing
RP1: Secret Ending?
RP2: Shut up RP1! I think he's going to explain!
RP1: That would be great!
RP2: I know! Just think if-
Rest of Audience: SHUT UP!
Kuja: *blink * um.right *points to the front row, second to the middle seat, next to Marina * Her.
Saru: Hi Kuja!! *waves at Kuja , folds her dragonic wings and sits back comfortably *
Irvine: I've seen her somewhere before.
Kuja: no you haven't, shut up.
Zidane: Your going out with her?
Kuja: Well, I do prefer a dragon, over any damn canary.
Reno: ENOUGH! Can we begin the show!?
Cid: yes! Get this @#%$ing show on the road already!
Irvine: this game show travels?
Reno: *blink * (sarcasm) of course it does, next week we'll be doing the show over at Cosmo Canyon.
Irvine: Whoo-hoo! Count me in. Expect me to come!
Cloud: and I thought Cid was dense.
Cid: huh!?
Reno: I'm getting a headache. I can feel it coming.
Zidane: So. What kind of show is this? It can't be "wheel of fortune" seeing there is no wheel to spin.
Kuja: I thought it was a weapons convention.
Zidane: You don't use weapons.
Kuja: I find them pretty to look at.
Cloud: *yells, waking up Squall, making him fall over * No! Both of YOU! RUN! While you still have the chance!
Zidane & Kuja: *stares blankly at the idiot yelling at them *
Cloud: (grr. no one ever listens to me )
Sephy: I can hear your thoughts.
Cloud: *looks to him * (anyways.) IT AIN'T NO WEAPONS CONVENTION AND IT SURE AS HELL AIN'T WHEEL OF FOURTUNE! IT'S A FRICKEN STRIP SHOW!
Cid: Stop yelling, they're only about four feet away.
Zidane: *eyebrow twitches * they want to see me naked?
ILty: OH YEAH!
Audience: *screams and cheers *
Squall: *getting back on his feet * creepy. when did ya'll come?
Reno: There is my life savings for the grand prize.
Zidane: Gil!? *wags tail happily * Count me in! ^^
Cid: OMFG! That thing behind him moves!!
Irvine: He's a monkey! C'mon Monkey! Do a dance!
Zidane: *cracks knuckles * I'll show you a monkey you-
Reno: Stop! Ya'll playing or not!?
Elena: Since when did you give them a choice?
Rude: .
Zidane: We're playing! Anything for Gil!
Kuja: I'm good at answering questions, so I guess I'll stay.
Squall: How did you know that we had to answer questions?
Kuja: Read the rule book.
Squall: What!?
Cloud: If you read the rules, then wouldn't you have known it was a strip-
Reno: Shut up Cloud! *Electrocutes him *
Cloud: *coughs up smoke * This, is not my day.
Asil & Freya: Poor Cloud.
Vince: Well you have fans.
Reno: Well, since all the teams are out I say its time for-
Sephy: COMMERCIAL BREAK!
Everyone: O____o? WHAT!?
Reno: Exactly, It's like you read my mind.
Sephy: Exactly.
Reno: hmm.
Cloud: Yes! Make him into your evil puppet of doom!
Reno: What?
Sephy: What? No.I don't need him. I case, you didn't notice the people in the audience who left, that are robbing the downtown restaurant as we speak, doing all the stuff that I don't need Reno for-
Everyone: Huh?
Sephy: *cough, cough * er.um. doing charity.
Reno: Okay. well let's take the "planned" commercial break now.
Cloud: What do you mean by planned?
Reno: Meaning, that we were planning that there would be a commercial break when everyone came out.
Cloud: Oh.
Reno: So anyway! Let's start the commercial! *turns on a nearby radio which plays "Simple and Clean"
Irvine: I love this song! *starts doing the Macarena *
Seifer: Uhh. *slowly regaining consciousness *
Reno: Aye. I need coffee. It's going to be a loooong night.
Cloud: um. how long exactly *sweat drop *
~;* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *************** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *;~ Whoo.I think this is the shortest chapter so far or longest.I dunno.
Like I said, I lost my copy and I'm making stuff up as I go along. Sorry if it's not that funny.
Reno: Ah. Another chapter done. ^^
Me: Get your coffee?
Reno: Yep. ^^
Me: Good, cause your gonna need it next chapter.
Reno: Bring it on! And for all ya'll reading this, Review! It's appreciated!
Me: Whoa. Reno knows how to say "appreciated"
For All ya'll waiting, next chapter is when the questions WILL begin! Mwuhahahahahahaha!
Reno: Mwuhahahahahaha!
Me: Shut up, my laugh
Sephy: No, my laugh.
Me: oh, hee-hee *sweat drop *
(Freya, you liked Cloud Right ^^; hope I got that right)