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Day 1: Now that I've been on the road trying so much to get the Tetsuaiga I have a lot of time to rethink my life. I've been with many women and even more men, but have I ever had a real relationship? These are things I have to ponder. Since I've floated around from girl to boy, demon to human I have many people to think about how good my relationship was with them. I think I'll start with my first crush, Teruna. br
I first met Teruna on my way to gym class, my favorite subject. Since I was a feminine looking boy, a lot of my classmates hit on me in the showers. But, who could blame them? I'm so pretty! Anyway, Teruna was the prettiest girl in the 8th grade, but definetely not prettier than me, and she didn't wear any make up, which just made me twice as beautiful. Well I was daydreaming about this one youkai boy, Nezumiyasha (mouse demon) when Teruna stops me right in the middle of the hall. br
"Um... Sesshoumaru?" br
I tried to avoid her since she was my rival for the yearbook title of prettiest girl in school.br
"Hey Sesshoumaru! I'm talking to you!"br
I spun around, "What?!?!"br
"Um... okay... well Sesshoumaru, I need your help" br
"Like I will ever want to help you! But then again, I heard your dad's really rich..." br
"Why would you need money? Your dad is the Lord of the western lands!" br
"Oh ya, hehe that's right. Well depends what you need help on. Remember, guy problems are my specialty" br
"I don't need help with guys" Right then she had to flip her under conditioned hair "I need help with cosmetics"br
"So that's why you never wear makeup? Oh my god girlfriend we're going to have so much fun!!! *squeal*" Br
"Thank you so much Sesshoumaru! I love you!" br
Then she kissed me. Not those stupid pecks on the cheek that's supposed to make a guy feel special. But the real kind, right there in the middle of the hall!! I was so embarassed! What would Nezumiyasha say when he heard that I kissed a girl! *ick* Teruna ran off down the hall with her short pleated skirt swaying in the wind. br
The next day I was at her house and with my finest cosmetics. She took a really long time to learn how to put on mascara, that stupid dits. Mascara is like the easiest part of facial makeup to put on! I mean look at my fine eyelashes! That and my hair is the prettiest part of me! I mean just look at my long silver locks! It took me all my life to grow it that long, and I don't know what I'd do without it! I mean I already have too much time on my hands, what am I going to do without those 5 hours that I spend just washing, shampooing, conditioning, brushing, combing, braiding, unbraiding, conditioning, styling, gelling, blow drying, staring, conditioning, and just plain idolizing my hair? Now since I'm on this journey to get the Tetsuaiga (and maybe something more... *daydreams about Miroku*) I only have like 4 1/2 hours! Do you know how much that affected my hair? Anyways, off the subject. So there we were just a girl and a boy(?) playing with makeup and hair (she was completely fascinated with my silver strands). When all of a sudden she had the nerve to ask me out! Of course I said yes, I'd never turn down a free meal. I could use my money for better conditioner or eyeliner. Or to bribe Jakken to just leave me the hell alone. br
Anyhow, the next day I was sitting in the fanciest restaraunt in town- Genki Sushi. So there we were grabbing are plates out of the spinny thingy (my fav part of the place) and she started to pick out the most expensive sushi's. br
"Is it okay if I eat so expensively, Sesshoumaru?" br
"Sure whatever, it's your money" I answered between bites.br
"No it's your money, your paying" br
"Why do I have to pay! You asked me out you little cheapskate!" br
"Because your the man Sesshoumaru! And the man pays!" br
I was speechless... did this stupid human girl really expect me to pay? And who the hell said that she could call me a man? Especially after stuffing her fat face with everything in sight. I couldn't believe the betrayal! After teaching her how to use makeup... at least I didn't give away my hair care secrets... Well we kept arguing right there in the restaraunt. Finally Teruna got her fat butt of the seat. br
"Sesshoumaru, I'm to young to waste my life with you, a 14 year old girl should go after a real gentleman, not the only fem boy with long, sexy eyelashes. Plus you have to be the vainest person I have ever met. Good Bye Sesshoumaru, you can see me again in the yearbook under prettiest girl in school." She flipped her hair and stormed off. br
"Hey! What about the food! Aren't you gonna at least pay tip? You ate like 95% of this crap! Pay for it!!" br
She just kept walking and gave me the finger. So I followed her lead and just left without paying. I did that all the time anyway. br
But Teruna got me thinking... and believe me at 14 I didn't do a lot of that... I mean am I really vain? I don't think so, it's natural to want to look good. I don't know what her problem was, humans... they are soo unreasonable. br
I need to go to sleep, you need at least 8 hours to keep you complexion stable. I'll write to you later diary. br
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Yours truly, br
Sesshoumaru
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Day 1: Now that I've been on the road trying so much to get the Tetsuaiga I have a lot of time to rethink my life. I've been with many women and even more men, but have I ever had a real relationship? These are things I have to ponder. Since I've floated around from girl to boy, demon to human I have many people to think about how good my relationship was with them. I think I'll start with my first crush, Teruna. br
I first met Teruna on my way to gym class, my favorite subject. Since I was a feminine looking boy, a lot of my classmates hit on me in the showers. But, who could blame them? I'm so pretty! Anyway, Teruna was the prettiest girl in the 8th grade, but definetely not prettier than me, and she didn't wear any make up, which just made me twice as beautiful. Well I was daydreaming about this one youkai boy, Nezumiyasha (mouse demon) when Teruna stops me right in the middle of the hall. br
"Um... Sesshoumaru?" br
I tried to avoid her since she was my rival for the yearbook title of prettiest girl in school.br
"Hey Sesshoumaru! I'm talking to you!"br
I spun around, "What?!?!"br
"Um... okay... well Sesshoumaru, I need your help" br
"Like I will ever want to help you! But then again, I heard your dad's really rich..." br
"Why would you need money? Your dad is the Lord of the western lands!" br
"Oh ya, hehe that's right. Well depends what you need help on. Remember, guy problems are my specialty" br
"I don't need help with guys" Right then she had to flip her under conditioned hair "I need help with cosmetics"br
"So that's why you never wear makeup? Oh my god girlfriend we're going to have so much fun!!! *squeal*" Br
"Thank you so much Sesshoumaru! I love you!" br
Then she kissed me. Not those stupid pecks on the cheek that's supposed to make a guy feel special. But the real kind, right there in the middle of the hall!! I was so embarassed! What would Nezumiyasha say when he heard that I kissed a girl! *ick* Teruna ran off down the hall with her short pleated skirt swaying in the wind. br
The next day I was at her house and with my finest cosmetics. She took a really long time to learn how to put on mascara, that stupid dits. Mascara is like the easiest part of facial makeup to put on! I mean look at my fine eyelashes! That and my hair is the prettiest part of me! I mean just look at my long silver locks! It took me all my life to grow it that long, and I don't know what I'd do without it! I mean I already have too much time on my hands, what am I going to do without those 5 hours that I spend just washing, shampooing, conditioning, brushing, combing, braiding, unbraiding, conditioning, styling, gelling, blow drying, staring, conditioning, and just plain idolizing my hair? Now since I'm on this journey to get the Tetsuaiga (and maybe something more... *daydreams about Miroku*) I only have like 4 1/2 hours! Do you know how much that affected my hair? Anyways, off the subject. So there we were just a girl and a boy(?) playing with makeup and hair (she was completely fascinated with my silver strands). When all of a sudden she had the nerve to ask me out! Of course I said yes, I'd never turn down a free meal. I could use my money for better conditioner or eyeliner. Or to bribe Jakken to just leave me the hell alone. br
Anyhow, the next day I was sitting in the fanciest restaraunt in town- Genki Sushi. So there we were grabbing are plates out of the spinny thingy (my fav part of the place) and she started to pick out the most expensive sushi's. br
"Is it okay if I eat so expensively, Sesshoumaru?" br
"Sure whatever, it's your money" I answered between bites.br
"No it's your money, your paying" br
"Why do I have to pay! You asked me out you little cheapskate!" br
"Because your the man Sesshoumaru! And the man pays!" br
I was speechless... did this stupid human girl really expect me to pay? And who the hell said that she could call me a man? Especially after stuffing her fat face with everything in sight. I couldn't believe the betrayal! After teaching her how to use makeup... at least I didn't give away my hair care secrets... Well we kept arguing right there in the restaraunt. Finally Teruna got her fat butt of the seat. br
"Sesshoumaru, I'm to young to waste my life with you, a 14 year old girl should go after a real gentleman, not the only fem boy with long, sexy eyelashes. Plus you have to be the vainest person I have ever met. Good Bye Sesshoumaru, you can see me again in the yearbook under prettiest girl in school." She flipped her hair and stormed off. br
"Hey! What about the food! Aren't you gonna at least pay tip? You ate like 95% of this crap! Pay for it!!" br
She just kept walking and gave me the finger. So I followed her lead and just left without paying. I did that all the time anyway. br
But Teruna got me thinking... and believe me at 14 I didn't do a lot of that... I mean am I really vain? I don't think so, it's natural to want to look good. I don't know what her problem was, humans... they are soo unreasonable. br
I need to go to sleep, you need at least 8 hours to keep you complexion stable. I'll write to you later diary. br
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Yours truly, br
Sesshoumaru
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