A/N:  I can't believe Bilbo was Jack the Ripper!  Last chapter.  Enjoy.

Elrond walked to the top of a mountain and towards a space ship conveniently waiting there.  Estel clambered from Elrond's back and ran to Boromir.  He hugged his knees tightly, announcing,

"Ada's taking me to Valinor!" and ran into the space ship, which Boromir now realised resembled a swan.  Elrond cast off his suit and began to walk towards the space ship.  Boromir gasped as he caught sight of the half-elf's bellybutton.  It was sticking out!

"You're an alien!" he accused.  Elrond smirked.

"I'm not so bad, once you get to know me."

And with that, he stepped inside the space ship, which instantly took off.

            Boromir stood there for a few moments, staring at the space where the space ship had been.  With a jolt, Boromir realised he was standing on Caradhras once again.

"Well I'm back," he said, and instantly burst into tears.