Title: Muggle Studies

Rating: PG

Author: Alcandre

Wait, no! Don't fall over form the shock of seeing this updated! *runs frantically to the fainted reader* Live, I say!! Live!!!! *reader opens eyes, screams, and runs off* Aw man! There goes another one!

Anyway, for those of you still here Welcome!!! Glad you decided to stick around a little longer. Sorry I haven't updated in so long. I got the terrible and dreaded writer's block! *screaming is heard in the background and suspenseful music plays* Yep, it was horrible!! But I am now back and ready to roll. So, read on and review! Thanks bunches!!!

I don't own Harry Potter! I promise! I don't. Nope, sure don't. *gets hit upside head by uninterested reader* Ow. That hurt! *runs off crying*



Jenny sighed as she rolled over. Jake mumbled something and rolled over as well, wrapping his arms around her waist. They were now face to face. Jenny looked over her husband and smiled. He looked so cute when he was asleep. Laughing to herself, Jenny shook her head. But he was even better when he was awake.

Then, her mood turned solemn once more. It was. she looked at the clock they brought with them and sighed. It was two in the morning, way too early to get ready for classes and too late to do anything else. She closed her eyes and tried to get some sleep but that didn't work. She tried counting sheep. But that didn't work either.

"Why am I not getting to sleep?" she whispered.

"Because you're worried about classes," Jake answered back without opening his eyes.

Jenny grinned and kissed his forehead. "And you know all." She sighed then settled her head on his chest. "And what are you doing awake?"

Jake finally opened his eyes and winked. "You have been tossing and turning for the last 30 minutes."

Jenny grinned sheepishly. "I'm sorry."

He laughed and squeezed her closer. "No problem. I'm kinda nervous myself."

"You? Nervous?" She giggled and pulled back a little so she could see him better. "You have never been nervous in all the years I have known you!"

"I have to!!" Jake said acting hurt. "I just never show it like you do." He smirked and pulled her back to him.

She laughed and put her hands on his chest. "When have you been nervous?"

"When I proposed to you."

With a gasp, Jenny looked into his eyes. "Are you serious?"

He nodded and the smile left his face. "I was so nervous that night. My hands were sweating and I felt sick."

"But." she ran a hand through his hair. "Didn't you know I was gonna say yes? I mean, we had been dating for three years. You knew I loved you."

He nodded and sighed, sitting up. "I know. But what if you didn't want to marry?"

Jenny smiled and sat up beside him. "I was wondering when you were gonna actually ask me."

Jake's head snapped over to look at her. She giggled and threw her arms around him. He smiled and kissed the top of her head. "You are such a gem," he mumbled.

They stayed like that for a few seconds until the grumbling of Jenny's stomach broke the silence.

Jake laughed and pulled back from their hug. "Hungry?"

Jenny grinned and nodded. "I didn't eat much at dinner."

Jake got out of bed and pulled on a shirt. "Well, then. You need to eat."

"What? How?"

"Just get on a robe and come on."

Hermione stared at the fire and sighed. Usually she was asleep at this time on the first night. She would usually fall into to bed and not wake up until she actually needed to the next morning. After two hours of not sleeping in her bed, Hermione had decided to take a book down to the common room and read by the fire. She had just finished the book.

Sighing again, she laid back on the sofa, closing her eyes thinking that she might finally get to sleep. That was until she felt someone poking her side. She frowned and slowly opened her eyes, focusing on the tuft of red hair above her.

"Ron, what are you doing up?"

The boy in question grinned his trademark grin and winked. "Harry and me are hungry."

"Harry and I." Hermione muttered sitting up.

Harry snickered and pulled out the invisibility cloak from behind his back. "Ready for a little adventure, 'Mione?"

"It's the first night!" Hermione whispered loudly. "We can't get in trouble the first night!"

"Oh come on!" Ron pleaded. "It wouldn't be the same without you."

Hermione rolled her eyes and stood up. "Fine," she answered. "But only because I can't get to sleep."

The two boys grinned triumphantly and threw the cloak over their heads. Hermione sighed and shook her head. 'What I do for love,' she thought.

The Fat Lady grumbled when they walked out and shook her head. "Getting started a little early this year aren't we?"

The trio laughed quietly and continued toward the portrait of the fruit that would get them to the kitchen. Suddenly Harry stopped causing Ron and Hermione to run into him.

"Oy, Harry. What'd ya stop?"

Harry shook his head and put a finger up to his lips, signaling them to be quiet. The other two stood still and listened. Then they heard it; laughing.

"What the?" Ron whispered.

"Come on," was all Harry said. The three walked toward the laughter, curiosity getting the best of them. Even Hermione didn't object.

"Jake! Stop!"

The three halted when they rounded a corner. Only around ten feet in front of them were the new professors. And they were laughing and carrying on like teenagers.

"Jake! Stop tickling me!" Professor Guinevere whispered violently as she tried to hold back her laughter.

Professor Woodson just shook his head and continued tickling his wife. "Not until you kiss me."

Professor Guinevere snorted. "Out here?"

Her husband nodded and winked. "Why not?"

"Because anyone could walk up on us!"

"Oh please, Jenny. At this time of night?"

"Yes, at this time of night."

The two just stared at each other for a second then burst out laughing. They laughed for a few minutes until Professor Guinevere put her hand over her husband's mouth.

"Sshh!" She whispered through her laughter. "We're gonna get in trouble."

Professor Woodson removed her hand and smiled. "But we're professors now!"

She blinked and then turned around. "You are a bad influence on me!"

He laughed and wrapped his arms around her waist. "I know. But that's why you love me!"

She turned around and kissed his nose. "Now, let's go. I'm still hungry." With that, she started walking off, leaving her husband behind.

"Wait!" He whispered loudly. "You don't know where to go!"

That made her stop. "And you do?" she asked turning around, smirking.

Professor Woodson nodded and walked up to her. "Yep, I know a secret way!"

"Ooo," Professor Guinevere said excitedly. "A secret way? All right! An adventure!"

This caused her husband to smile even more and he swiftly picked her up and carried her to the same portrait that Harry, Ron, and Hermione were just going to.

"Let me down, Jake!"

All he did was tickle the pear. It laughed and the portrait opened. He walked into it, still carrying his wife. And the portrait closed behind them.

Harry looked at Ron, Ron looked at Hermione, and Hermione just stared at the closed portrait.

"Well," Harry began. "That's a first."



To be continued..

Well, there it is, the wonderful Chapter 4!!!! Please review! Now I gotta go to class. *sniffs* I hate class. Byeeeeeeeee

Alcandre