I don't own YYH. There that's over.
Ki: Well you people never read my first chapter but I refuse to give up.
Yusuke: please R&R or Ki will lose if for real.
Hiei: Hn I could care less.
Ki: Shut up well have fun
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January 2nd
Oh I hate a workday. Today I went back to work. I hate my job I have to type all the stuff the newscasters are going to say into the computer. They read what I write. I sat at my desk typing as usual when Kuwabara walked by. " Hello Ki." He said. " I think it's much more professional to call me Miss. Oru." I snapped. "In a bad mood as usual I see." He said. I looked up. " Do you want me to hurt you because trust me I will." "Tisk tisk not a morning person I see. Or maybe it's time for the monthly curse that all women dread." "You know what Kuwabara you can take that monthly curse crap and shove it up your ass." " I'm just trying to be nice." "Yeah sure." " Listen no hard feelings I really do Like you a lot." "Yeah why?" "Because I think you're sexy and I want to date you." "Well that's to bad for you I'm independent. I don't need a man." I said getting up and walking away. (I don't believe it I want some guy to love me and I get Kuwabara. Why do you spite me.) I came back to my desk to find my boss waiting for me. " Ah Ki I'm glad you came back I think we should chat in my office. "I've had a report of you smart mouthing one of you're bosses." (Oh shit.) " If we want a good working team we can't have you smart mouthing your boss it's unprofessional. Ki if this happens again I'm afraid I'll have to let you go. Do you understand?" "Yes sir" I said. He sent me back to my desk like I was some schoolgirl. (What about my dignity I have rites too and I don't some over sized buffoon in my face. Oh just shut up I can't get fired.) In my free time at this station I created 10 full proof ways to make Yusuke love me.
Throw myself in front of him every time I see him. Kill Kayko and make it look like an accident. Brain wash him to love me. Torture him with love songs until he says he'll date me. Trap him and myself in a room for as long as it takes. trap him and myself on a desert island for as long as it takes. go out with someone else to make him so jealous that he can't stand it and throws himself at me. Handcuff him and myself together. Ok say maybe there's only 8 but I'm making a progress now which one will work the best. Must decide. Oh maybe later I'm to tired. I'll write tomorrow.
Ki.
January 4th
A very good or bad thing has just happened. I do believe it is more bad then good. Today as usual I went to work (I really hate that place to bad I like eating.) I came up to my desk and there on my work for the day were a dozen red roses. The card read. To Ki with love from you know who. (Great I have a secret admirer or a stalker. I really don't see the difference between the two.) I really wish my day had gone better. I broke another stupid heel off of my favorite high heels. (Damn things all ways break when I've had them for six years what kind of warranty is that?) So now I have to venture into the unknown (A shoe store. ahhhhhh.) I hate shopping I really do even when I was a teenager I hated it. All the other girls went every day I stayed home and wrote or rocked back in forth in a corner for six hours either is good. But most of those girls were blonde and thin and developed faster then I did. I hated England and yet my mother insisted on moving us there. I was the only freakin Japanese girl in my class. I hated being a loner. (Which I was until I meet Oni and Pink. Which by the way they're loners too so three loners make a group. I have a group. Joy to me. Sorta) But I survived my teenage life with out a boyfriend or any type of friend for that matter I can survive now. I will be independent like that song I heard once she was independent so I can be too. Well she did fall in love but that's not the point. Forget those stupid plans to make Yusuke love me I don't even love him. (Well maybe just a little.No I don't love him I hate him.) Next will be a full ten ways on how to be independent as soon as I can think of them. Well my head is full I think I shall go to bed and sleep away the hours until I can go back to my wonderful job. (Screw that they don't pay me enough to brain wash me to say that.) Ok truth of it all I'm going to sleep off a slight hangover. Goodnight.
Ki
January 6th
It took me two days but I have found ten ways to be independent. Work hard enough to support self. Don't just eat cheese all the time. Don't get fired. Exercise daily to improve Muscle mass. Just in case I have to fight off the fallowing. Perverts, thugs, Wild cats bears or tigers. Possibly birds. Stop drinking so I am sober enough to drive. Stop reading tabloids Have an open mind Cut hair so it no longer reaches butt. (Can cause serious problems with car doors.) Stop streaking hair purple and grow up. Stop playing with rubber ducky in bath tub Ha I have done it I will be independent woman in no time I am a genius. I should write a book. (Maybe not I don't have the patience.) I threw all my tabloids out and I put my rubber duckies in the top closet. Two steeps done and eight to go. Now I must go find my make up kit. (I haven't worn make up in about forever. So now I must learn how to put it on.) I have lots of make up. When I turned 13 my mom started buying me it on Christmas and my birthdays and I all ways put it in this big black bag. Now it's full and I have to have a good search through it. (Now that I think about it. Why did my mom give me all that make up? Could it possibly mean she thought I was ugly and needed all that make up? Oh my god I've been living a lie.) I must go soothe my self. Now where did I put those rubber duckies?
January 7th
Yet again another bouquet of flowers white and red roses. They were pretty but I hope this person doesn't turn out to be Kuwabara. I would hate to have to tell him I'm independent now. But oh well every one gets hurt once. Nothing new on my side of the world I'll have to call Oni or go over there I wonder what she's doing. Right now I'm searching for a new apartment but none in my budget. (Ok so I knew no one would let me stay for free.) Oh well. Stood up and put the paper down. No luck today. I picked up the phone a dialed Oni and Hiei's number. "Hello" Hiei answered. "Hi Hiei it's Ki." "Hi Ki what do you want?" "Can I talk to Oni?" "Yeah sure hold on let me get her." (He sounded annoyed. But wait he all ways sounds annoyed.) "Hello." Oni said. "Hey Oni what are you doin?" "Well.uh do you really want to know?" "Yeah." "Well me and Hiei we're having some fun and decided to play swamp thing and." "I get the point." "Oh ok. So do you want to came over?" "Well if you and Hiei are busy then no." "No it's ok me and Hiei aren't busy." (There's a moan in the background that is obviously Hiei) "Well if you're sure I'll be over in a little while I need to ask you a favor." "Yeah what?" "How good are you at cutting Hair." Sorry must rush off I have muffins that are burnining.
Ki
Ki Well there you go I hope you liked it and will read my next chapter.
Bye.
January 2nd
Oh I hate a workday. Today I went back to work. I hate my job I have to type all the stuff the newscasters are going to say into the computer. They read what I write. I sat at my desk typing as usual when Kuwabara walked by. " Hello Ki." He said. " I think it's much more professional to call me Miss. Oru." I snapped. "In a bad mood as usual I see." He said. I looked up. " Do you want me to hurt you because trust me I will." "Tisk tisk not a morning person I see. Or maybe it's time for the monthly curse that all women dread." "You know what Kuwabara you can take that monthly curse crap and shove it up your ass." " I'm just trying to be nice." "Yeah sure." " Listen no hard feelings I really do Like you a lot." "Yeah why?" "Because I think you're sexy and I want to date you." "Well that's to bad for you I'm independent. I don't need a man." I said getting up and walking away. (I don't believe it I want some guy to love me and I get Kuwabara. Why do you spite me.) I came back to my desk to find my boss waiting for me. " Ah Ki I'm glad you came back I think we should chat in my office. "I've had a report of you smart mouthing one of you're bosses." (Oh shit.) " If we want a good working team we can't have you smart mouthing your boss it's unprofessional. Ki if this happens again I'm afraid I'll have to let you go. Do you understand?" "Yes sir" I said. He sent me back to my desk like I was some schoolgirl. (What about my dignity I have rites too and I don't some over sized buffoon in my face. Oh just shut up I can't get fired.) In my free time at this station I created 10 full proof ways to make Yusuke love me.
Throw myself in front of him every time I see him. Kill Kayko and make it look like an accident. Brain wash him to love me. Torture him with love songs until he says he'll date me. Trap him and myself in a room for as long as it takes. trap him and myself on a desert island for as long as it takes. go out with someone else to make him so jealous that he can't stand it and throws himself at me. Handcuff him and myself together. Ok say maybe there's only 8 but I'm making a progress now which one will work the best. Must decide. Oh maybe later I'm to tired. I'll write tomorrow.
Ki.
January 4th
A very good or bad thing has just happened. I do believe it is more bad then good. Today as usual I went to work (I really hate that place to bad I like eating.) I came up to my desk and there on my work for the day were a dozen red roses. The card read. To Ki with love from you know who. (Great I have a secret admirer or a stalker. I really don't see the difference between the two.) I really wish my day had gone better. I broke another stupid heel off of my favorite high heels. (Damn things all ways break when I've had them for six years what kind of warranty is that?) So now I have to venture into the unknown (A shoe store. ahhhhhh.) I hate shopping I really do even when I was a teenager I hated it. All the other girls went every day I stayed home and wrote or rocked back in forth in a corner for six hours either is good. But most of those girls were blonde and thin and developed faster then I did. I hated England and yet my mother insisted on moving us there. I was the only freakin Japanese girl in my class. I hated being a loner. (Which I was until I meet Oni and Pink. Which by the way they're loners too so three loners make a group. I have a group. Joy to me. Sorta) But I survived my teenage life with out a boyfriend or any type of friend for that matter I can survive now. I will be independent like that song I heard once she was independent so I can be too. Well she did fall in love but that's not the point. Forget those stupid plans to make Yusuke love me I don't even love him. (Well maybe just a little.No I don't love him I hate him.) Next will be a full ten ways on how to be independent as soon as I can think of them. Well my head is full I think I shall go to bed and sleep away the hours until I can go back to my wonderful job. (Screw that they don't pay me enough to brain wash me to say that.) Ok truth of it all I'm going to sleep off a slight hangover. Goodnight.
Ki
January 6th
It took me two days but I have found ten ways to be independent. Work hard enough to support self. Don't just eat cheese all the time. Don't get fired. Exercise daily to improve Muscle mass. Just in case I have to fight off the fallowing. Perverts, thugs, Wild cats bears or tigers. Possibly birds. Stop drinking so I am sober enough to drive. Stop reading tabloids Have an open mind Cut hair so it no longer reaches butt. (Can cause serious problems with car doors.) Stop streaking hair purple and grow up. Stop playing with rubber ducky in bath tub Ha I have done it I will be independent woman in no time I am a genius. I should write a book. (Maybe not I don't have the patience.) I threw all my tabloids out and I put my rubber duckies in the top closet. Two steeps done and eight to go. Now I must go find my make up kit. (I haven't worn make up in about forever. So now I must learn how to put it on.) I have lots of make up. When I turned 13 my mom started buying me it on Christmas and my birthdays and I all ways put it in this big black bag. Now it's full and I have to have a good search through it. (Now that I think about it. Why did my mom give me all that make up? Could it possibly mean she thought I was ugly and needed all that make up? Oh my god I've been living a lie.) I must go soothe my self. Now where did I put those rubber duckies?
January 7th
Yet again another bouquet of flowers white and red roses. They were pretty but I hope this person doesn't turn out to be Kuwabara. I would hate to have to tell him I'm independent now. But oh well every one gets hurt once. Nothing new on my side of the world I'll have to call Oni or go over there I wonder what she's doing. Right now I'm searching for a new apartment but none in my budget. (Ok so I knew no one would let me stay for free.) Oh well. Stood up and put the paper down. No luck today. I picked up the phone a dialed Oni and Hiei's number. "Hello" Hiei answered. "Hi Hiei it's Ki." "Hi Ki what do you want?" "Can I talk to Oni?" "Yeah sure hold on let me get her." (He sounded annoyed. But wait he all ways sounds annoyed.) "Hello." Oni said. "Hey Oni what are you doin?" "Well.uh do you really want to know?" "Yeah." "Well me and Hiei we're having some fun and decided to play swamp thing and." "I get the point." "Oh ok. So do you want to came over?" "Well if you and Hiei are busy then no." "No it's ok me and Hiei aren't busy." (There's a moan in the background that is obviously Hiei) "Well if you're sure I'll be over in a little while I need to ask you a favor." "Yeah what?" "How good are you at cutting Hair." Sorry must rush off I have muffins that are burnining.
Ki
Ki Well there you go I hope you liked it and will read my next chapter.
Bye.