Self Insert A.T. Mouse Saga

By AzureTemplar

A Ranma ½ crossover

Standard disclaimer: Ranma ½ is the property of Rumiko Takahashi.

' ' = thoughts

* *= speaking Chinese

" " = speaking Japanese

Xian Pu = Shampoo

Mu Tsu; A.T. Mouse = Mouse

Ranma-Chan = Female Ranma

Chapter 02

Here Ranma-Chan!

A.T. Mouse made his way to the center of the village with a large basket full of food. When he arrive at the challenge log area he started looking around for a certain red head with a pigtail. After a while of searching he found his prey. A girl with red hair done a pigtail and wearing a white gi walk into the village through the main gate. She is accompany by a large panda and a chubby Chinese man in a green uniform whom he guess is the Jusenkyo guide. He made his way toward their direction and try to sneak up behind the pigtail girl. To his surprise she didn't seem to notice him.

'Man. Ranma must really be hungry not to even notice me' he thought.

When he saw the pigtail girl companions headed toward the first prize table, that when he made his move. When he was close enough to her, he yanks her away from them. He had dragged the girl half way across the village before she regain her balance and knock him in the side of the head.

"What the hell do you think you doing you jerk and who the freak are you?" yell an angry pigtail girl who is going to give him a beating that he would not forget.

A.T. Mouse made a warding gesture with his hand and said "Please clam down!! I didn't mean any harm. My name is Mouse and I just wanted to share my launch with you. From the look of it, you look like you haven't eaten in days..yeah that it." said mouse nervously as he brought up his basket of food for her to see. 'Man I'm so dead. I can't believe that the best excuse I could come up with' thought A.T. Mouse as he wait for a response.

"Hey! You speak Japanese!" said a much calmer pigtail girl.

"Yup!" was the only response A.T. Mouse gives as he got up and dusted himself off.

She look at him and said "By the way my name is Ranma Saotome."

Ranma-Chan took a whiff of the air and her mouth started to water. She then look at the large basket of food and said "Did you just said you were going to share your lunch with me?."

"Sure Did! Hey Ranma let go have lunch at that table over there." said A.T. Mouse as he started heading toward the mention table.

"Ahh...OK" is the only replied she gave as she follow him and is wiping the drool from her mouth. She is still eyeing the basket of food the whole time and has a dreamy look on her face.

'That just wrong the way Ranma-Chan drools over the food like that' thought A.T. Mouse as he made a disdainful expression on his face.

When they got to the table A.T. Mouse took the food out of the basket and set them on the table. Before he was even done laying out the food Ranma-Chan is already gulping down the food.

"Geez! Ranma! You could have waited until I was done setting the table. Hey would you slow down already" yell out A.T. Mouse. 'I don't think he is even listening to me. I never thought the real Ranma Saotome with be such a pig.' "hummh.." Ranma-Chan look up at A.T. Mouse and sallow her food "Hey Mouse you said something?"

"Yes Ranma. I said I'm not going to steal your food so you don't have to eat so fast. You might like the food better if you slow down to enjoy the taste." said A.T. Mouse in a teasing manner.

Ranma-Chan just laughs nervously and scratch the back of her head "Rright.." She then proceeds to eat at a slower pace and have to agree with Mouse that the food does taste better this way. Of course she wasn't about to tell him that.

They are both munching on some food as they waited for the next tournament to begin. They didn't have to wait long as Drowl step on to the challenge log and then follow by Shampoo.

"Wow! Who the girl with the purple hair? She look like she has some serious moves." ask a curious Ranma-Chan

"That is Shampoo. She is the top martial artist in this village for her generations" answer A.T. Mouse.

After facing off against each other the two female amazon charge at each other and exchange blow. It didn't take long before Shampoo got the upper hand and knock Drowl off the log.

"Awesome! Shampoo sure has some serious strength there and her form wasn't bad either. From what I can see she left her self wide open when she executing that strike. Wouldn't you agree Ranma?" Ask A.T. Mouse as notice that Ranma is still staring at Shampoo.

"Hey! You notice that too? She may be the best in this village but I know I can beat her. There isn't anyone I can't beat" proud fully stated Ranma-Chan.

'What ever Ranma' thought A.T. Mouse "I don't know about that and if I were you I wouldn't go around challenging any of female Amazon."

"Ah..What do you mean by that" asked Ranma-Chan.

A.T. Mouse never got a chance to answer her when they notice a commotion going on across the other side of the village center. They saw Shampoo standing over a broken table of food with an angry expression on her face and holding her bonbori in a hostile manner.

"Hey why is she mad at m..po..I mean panda. It's only food right?" nervously laugh Ranma-Chan.

"You don't understand Ranma that was the first place prize. She is not mad about the food but the honor that she lost. Being village champion is an honor that only happen once a year. All of that is ruin by that stupid panda over there" lecture out A.T. Mouse.

Ranma-Chan was going to ask mouse what Shampoo had said in Chinese when she notice that the female of the village were bring out their weapon and that the Jusenkyo guide had already ran away. Ranma-Chan knew that her old man is in trouble and needed her to bail him out again. She was about to make a mad dash to where he is when she felt dizzy and her vision started to blur. Within moments Ranma-Chan is fast asleep.

Across on the other side of the village center the panda (Genma) started to panic as he notice the village female warrior were bearing arms and look like they were ready to skin him alive. The panda reach behind him to grab Ranma but for some reason there is only air. He turn around and saw that he is all alone. The panda barely dodge a bonbori strike to his head as he make a quick retreat out of the village. 'Dam you boy where could you have gone. How dare you run away and leave your father behind like this. Oh Kami-Sama what did I ever do to deserve such a worthless son!' thought the panda as he ran for his life.

'Dam! That sleeping powder took longer then I thought. I really didn't want Ranma to see this. I was hoping to makeup a story about how Genma had abandoned him at this village. Oh well at least Phase one of my master plan is completed.' Thought A.T. Mouse as stood up straight, made a victory sign with is finger and start laughing like a mad man.

'I always wanted to do that. Better take Ranma back to my house and come up with a plan. I wonder if I can score some point with Shampoo by helping her catch Genma' A.T. Mouse pick Ranma-Chan up and walk back to his house, while whistling a little happy tune.

To be continued..

Authors Rants:

Well another chapter done and hopeful my grammar is a lot better this time around. Adding dialogue to this story bring more life to it but it also use up more brain cell. I'm not one for using the old grey matter, that why I love reading Ranma Fanfiction of other authors.