A PERMENANT CURE

Spoilers- just some general spoilers up to Gingerbread S3

Disclaimer- These characters aren't mine, I just wish they were. They belong to Joss Whedon kay?

            This is just an idea I had one day when I was bored, its extremely silly so be warned.

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          Oz strolled down the hall of Sunnydale High, making his way towards the library. All last period he had been consumed with thoughts of Willow kissage. He couldn't wait to see her; she, Buffy, Xander and Cordelia had a free last. He pushed the doors open and stepped in; before they could close a redheaded blur threw itself upon him.

            Hugging Willow to him he looked to the others for an explanation. Getting none he looked down into Willow's tear-filled eyes. Untangling herself, Willow grabbed his hand and pulled him over to the table where the others sat. Talking quickly Willow explained about how she found an ancient text on werewolves. She had just finished translating the text this afternoon. She let out a squeal of excitement. "I found a cure. The text explains it all. And we can do it tonight. So no more wolf, ever again."

            Oz froze and let out an astonished, "Oh." He collapsed into a nearby chair and looked up at her. "So what do we do?" Willow clapped her hands together and grinned. "All you have to do is sleep with me and Xander." He stared at her. "You mean sleep as in catch some ZZZ's right?" Willow shook her head. "No silly, as in sex. Xander's willing. He'd do anything to help cure you." Xander nodded emphatically. Oz shook his head. "No, I think I'd rather stay wolfy, thank you very much."

            He got out of the chair and started to back away. Xander stood and with Willow started backing Oz towards the cage. His back hit against the cage door and with no avenue for escape Oz did the only thing a man in his situation could do- scream. "No, HELP!!!!!"

            Oz sat up with a start. Realising it was a dream he let out a sigh of relief and sank back down. His elbow connected with bare skin. Filled with dread he slowly looked over and seeing a flash of red hair he sighed again. His brow wrinkled suddenly. 'What was Willow doing in his bed?' He turned to wake her, pulling her into an embrace. In doing this he dislodged the arm that was wrapped loosely around him. The dread return with a vengeance. He looked over and pulled the covers off the other persons face. It was Xander. "Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"