Jokes with Slayer Twist!
Chapter one: Ping pong balls
Author: Hello welcome to my first slayer fan-fic YEAH!!!!
Author: as the titles tells you in this fan fic the people from slayer
are in jokes! The first one is the ping pong one (.
Author:*reads from the joke book* Ok There was this kid that got
REALLY good marks!
"We see a shadow so no one know yet what slayer character it is yet."
Author: On report card day he brought his report card home to his
mom..
"WE see Zel."
Zel: I can't BLEVIE you talk me into this...
Author: Your LINES Zel?
Zel: "cough" Why son you have done SUCH a GREAT job at SCHOOL! What do
you want for a reward?
The son: 1 ping pong ball, my dear father.
Zel: WHAT "looks at the scrip book" can't belive this kid ANYTHING he
wants and it's a ping pong ball!?
Author: ZEL!!! "Wave the certain book me all know Zel wants to read"
Zel: Ummm. " reads the scrip" If that's what you WANT; Then I will
buy you one ping pong ball son..
The son: thank you father.
The Next year at parent teacher inter view
Author: "reads" the teacher walks into the room with a smile on her
faces
"Filia STOMPS into the room looking like she's going to kill some one"
Author: I SAID WITH A SMILE!!!!!!!!! LOOK HAPPY!
Filia: Why does HIM of all THINGS get to be______
"Author cuts filia off"
Author: WITH A SMILE, you don't want your tea set to become DARK
PURPAL? The same color hair as some one?
Filia: aa..ummm GRRRRRRRRR NO!
The son: I'd like that
Filia: SHUT UP YOU YOU.
Author: Get one with the JOKE!!!!! Or...
Filia: Fine Fine
The son: Awww and it was getting good.
Filia: grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Author: "cough"
Fila: Why hello Zel. ummm I mean Mr. Father OF THAT THING!
Zel: Ummmm ok. errrr Hi
The son: Hello Mis. Cranky. " smile"
Filia: WHY YOU!!!.
Author: hummmm deee dumm
Filia: WHY HELLLLLLO MY LITTLE ANGLE!
The son: "smiles"
Zel: ummm "cough" how is my son?
Filia: He's a cr.. Ummm a little angle to bad there ARE ONLY !) MOUTHS
in a school year..
Author: ummmm "cough" let move to when they're back at home.
Zel: If there's any thing you want son ANYTHING just name it!
The son: I want 2 ping pong balls daddy.
Zel: "mutters to himself"
Author: later much later in high school, the son had done very wall
as he always had and the father ask his son.
Zel: If there's ANYTHING you want son name it and I will get it.
The son: I want a pack of ping pong balls!
Zel: "sigh" As you wish
Author: later After when he got a degree the professor told his
father.
" every one see the chare turn around and we see lina with a chicken
bone in her mouth!"
Lina: "crunch, chew" mhhh mmhh "chew" Good
Author: throw the scrip behind her why did I ever " walks off"
Zel: Lina? Ummm Thanks. I think.
Later
"Valgaav starts to read the joke book"
Valgaav: The father gets home and tells him he will make a GREAT
rocket scientist, then is ask..
Zel" If there is anything you want name son really I'll get it!
The son: 150 ping pong balls
Zel: if that's what you want.
Valgaav: Well after a few mouths the son wants to become a doctor so
he goes back to school, and after getting his degree his father ask.
Zel: if there's ANYTHING you want tell me.
The son: 2000 ping pong balls
Zel: 2000? Errr if that is what you want.
Valgaav: Well his son got a job fast and started work after 1 week
on an antidote for a deadly dazes; and well one of the containers
broke and he became very ill. The son is rushed to the hospital and
his father rushes out to see his dieing son!
Zel: Son I know I've never under stood you but please don't die!
The son: "cough"
Zel: may I ask you something son?
The son: Yes
Zel: What were you going to do with all the ping pong balls?
"Light come up so you can now see the son is "drum role" Xel"
Xel: Dad come closer
Zel: yes son?
Xel:W."Cough"..e..ll..you..s.e.e.dad
Zel: WHAT!?
Xel: It's a secret!
"Then the song dies.."
Zel: THAT"S IT!!!!!!!!
Valgaav: Yep that's all the Author put..
Zel: WHAT? But I'm going to go NUTS now what did he DO WITH OVER 2150
PING PONG BALLS?
Valgaav: Don't know ask the Author.
Zel: Author? Author!? Author!!!!!!!!
Author: well that's the end of chapter one. it's funnier if I told it
to you instead of reading the joke but OH WELL, there's always next
chapter hmm what to make next chapter about hmmm oooo A guy blond
joke heh well till next time bye!
Zel: Author? Author!? Author!!!!!!!!
Chapter one: Ping pong balls
Author: Hello welcome to my first slayer fan-fic YEAH!!!!
Author: as the titles tells you in this fan fic the people from slayer
are in jokes! The first one is the ping pong one (.
Author:*reads from the joke book* Ok There was this kid that got
REALLY good marks!
"We see a shadow so no one know yet what slayer character it is yet."
Author: On report card day he brought his report card home to his
mom..
"WE see Zel."
Zel: I can't BLEVIE you talk me into this...
Author: Your LINES Zel?
Zel: "cough" Why son you have done SUCH a GREAT job at SCHOOL! What do
you want for a reward?
The son: 1 ping pong ball, my dear father.
Zel: WHAT "looks at the scrip book" can't belive this kid ANYTHING he
wants and it's a ping pong ball!?
Author: ZEL!!! "Wave the certain book me all know Zel wants to read"
Zel: Ummm. " reads the scrip" If that's what you WANT; Then I will
buy you one ping pong ball son..
The son: thank you father.
The Next year at parent teacher inter view
Author: "reads" the teacher walks into the room with a smile on her
faces
"Filia STOMPS into the room looking like she's going to kill some one"
Author: I SAID WITH A SMILE!!!!!!!!! LOOK HAPPY!
Filia: Why does HIM of all THINGS get to be______
"Author cuts filia off"
Author: WITH A SMILE, you don't want your tea set to become DARK
PURPAL? The same color hair as some one?
Filia: aa..ummm GRRRRRRRRR NO!
The son: I'd like that
Filia: SHUT UP YOU YOU.
Author: Get one with the JOKE!!!!! Or...
Filia: Fine Fine
The son: Awww and it was getting good.
Filia: grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Author: "cough"
Fila: Why hello Zel. ummm I mean Mr. Father OF THAT THING!
Zel: Ummmm ok. errrr Hi
The son: Hello Mis. Cranky. " smile"
Filia: WHY YOU!!!.
Author: hummmm deee dumm
Filia: WHY HELLLLLLO MY LITTLE ANGLE!
The son: "smiles"
Zel: ummm "cough" how is my son?
Filia: He's a cr.. Ummm a little angle to bad there ARE ONLY !) MOUTHS
in a school year..
Author: ummmm "cough" let move to when they're back at home.
Zel: If there's any thing you want son ANYTHING just name it!
The son: I want 2 ping pong balls daddy.
Zel: "mutters to himself"
Author: later much later in high school, the son had done very wall
as he always had and the father ask his son.
Zel: If there's ANYTHING you want son name it and I will get it.
The son: I want a pack of ping pong balls!
Zel: "sigh" As you wish
Author: later After when he got a degree the professor told his
father.
" every one see the chare turn around and we see lina with a chicken
bone in her mouth!"
Lina: "crunch, chew" mhhh mmhh "chew" Good
Author: throw the scrip behind her why did I ever " walks off"
Zel: Lina? Ummm Thanks. I think.
Later
"Valgaav starts to read the joke book"
Valgaav: The father gets home and tells him he will make a GREAT
rocket scientist, then is ask..
Zel" If there is anything you want name son really I'll get it!
The son: 150 ping pong balls
Zel: if that's what you want.
Valgaav: Well after a few mouths the son wants to become a doctor so
he goes back to school, and after getting his degree his father ask.
Zel: if there's ANYTHING you want tell me.
The son: 2000 ping pong balls
Zel: 2000? Errr if that is what you want.
Valgaav: Well his son got a job fast and started work after 1 week
on an antidote for a deadly dazes; and well one of the containers
broke and he became very ill. The son is rushed to the hospital and
his father rushes out to see his dieing son!
Zel: Son I know I've never under stood you but please don't die!
The son: "cough"
Zel: may I ask you something son?
The son: Yes
Zel: What were you going to do with all the ping pong balls?
"Light come up so you can now see the son is "drum role" Xel"
Xel: Dad come closer
Zel: yes son?
Xel:W."Cough"..e..ll..you..s.e.e.dad
Zel: WHAT!?
Xel: It's a secret!
"Then the song dies.."
Zel: THAT"S IT!!!!!!!!
Valgaav: Yep that's all the Author put..
Zel: WHAT? But I'm going to go NUTS now what did he DO WITH OVER 2150
PING PONG BALLS?
Valgaav: Don't know ask the Author.
Zel: Author? Author!? Author!!!!!!!!
Author: well that's the end of chapter one. it's funnier if I told it
to you instead of reading the joke but OH WELL, there's always next
chapter hmm what to make next chapter about hmmm oooo A guy blond
joke heh well till next time bye!
Zel: Author? Author!? Author!!!!!!!!