Well.... I admit this is getting pretty funny.....
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Chapter three: More threats.....and the baddies meet a really nasty guest star......
Camilla sighed as she got into one of her spare dresses. Some distance away, on the other side of the rock ledge Camilla was using as a screen, Death and Shaft both were decked out on the ground, both with their eyes spinning, and in Death's case, since he has no eyes, you can see spirals in his eye sockets.
"Serves you right, perverts."
Camilla had slapped them silly when they both tried to peek. Camilla finished, and came out, still seeing stars spiraling around the two heads. She sighed.
"Geez..... Without Dracula, we've become hopeless....."
Then two more figures arrived. One dressed like the lord of a villa, and the other, like a witch.
"Ah! De Rais! Actrise! Where were you!?!"
"We would have been here sooner, but De Rais can't move in sunlight."
It was true, since Gilles De Rais was a vampire.
"I'm sorry about that. But to be honest, I CAN.... I just lose most of my vampire powers in sunlight."
Actrise and Camilla blinked, then sweatdropped.
"......WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT SOONER!?!?!?!?!?!"
Meanwhile, in another universe, a large group of people was on a picnic just outside the forest. Two men were sparring, one with tall black hair that was spiky, the other's hair was the same, but not as tall, and much more spiky.
"GOKU! VEGETA! LUNCH!!!!!"
This was the Dragonball universe. Currently, it was in the Dragonball Z timeline, and the gang had decided on a picnic. Fate ultimately led the decision to this very spot. Chi-Chi and Bulma thought it was a nice place, and the castle in the distance added a certain touch to the landscape. Piccolo had come along, but he had gone into the forest to meditate.....
By this point, Death and Shaft had recovered from the beating Camilla gave them, and they were planning yet another plan to boot Alucard out of the castle. Then they heard laughing somewhere close by. They went to investigate, and found two kids playing around. One had purple hair that hung down, in a blue gi. The other had black spiky hair and was wearing an orange gi.
"Children? In the Forest of Silence?" Death puzzled.
"They don't seem like normal boys either." Actrise noted.
For whatever reason, the kids couldn't sense their ki. Mostly because they used magic instead, leaving their ki low. Another would be that Death had no ki, being the spirit that claims the souls of the dead.
"We might as well run them out of the forest. It might help ruin Alucard's reputation."
The five then thought of a plan.....
"Come on Goten, the castle looks like fun."
"I don't know Trunks. It looks kinda scary."
They several scythes rained down, scaring the wits out of them, since they sensed no ki that could be the source of the attack. They started running, and Actrise played her part, by playing the witch stereotype. She hated it, but the kids went running. Piccolo noticed their screams too late, as them trampled him on the way out of the forest. He got up, and got the same scythe treatment. Cowardice wasn't his usual type, but without a ki to be the source of the scythes, he didn't want to stick around......
"DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Both Goten and Trunks screamed as they ran out of the forest, "MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Vegeta and Goku quit sparring, Vegeta because Goku stopped.
"Monsters? Are you sure Goten?"
"WE SAW THEM!" Trunks shouted, still panicking.
"Monsters? Really now, you're Sayjins!"
Then Piccolo flew out of the forest.
"The kids had the right idea. Something in there's attacked us, and it had no ki!"
Vegeta was rather annoyed.
"Well just see about those monsters." He said as he stomped off into the forest.
It didn't take long for Vegeta to find them, since they had gathered, and four of the five had ki. He was surprised that the fifth was completely without ki.
"That should ruin Alucard's reputation a bit."
"It's still hard to believe he inherited our Lord's castle."
"Keep in mind Dracula forgot to renew the will, and Renon doesn't do favors..."
Vegeta blinked. Where had he heard the name Dracula before?
'No matter, these are the 'monsters'.'
Vegeta stepped out, and the five turned to look at him.
"So you're the ones that scared Trunks and Piccolo. I'm surprised you even surprised them. Even Yamcha could deal with you."
Death spoke first.
"You'd best leave these woods while yet alive, mortal!"
Vegeta smirked, and fired a small but mighty ki blast at their feet, sending them skyward. Then he returned to the others......
"IT LOOKS LIKE TEAM EVIL'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Death shouted.
The others, who like Death, were still flying, blinked.
"Death, what was that about?" De Rais asked.
"I always wanted to say something like that. It's from Pokemon, but it's Team Rocket's line...."
The others blinked. Actrise, able to see the future to a limited degree, sweatdropped.
"THAT'S A KID'S SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Who says I'm not a child at heart?"
Then they all stopped moving, and all but Death face faulted to the ground below, leaving Death puzzled as he flew down to them......
Alucard had heard the blasts from Goku and Vegeta sparring, and had come to see what was happening. When he saw the fighting, he grew nervous.
"Could you please refrain from using those energy attacks?"
Then they all turned to face him.
"Oh! Who are you?"
"Alucard. Sorry to be rude, but you're scaring everyone in the castle....plus you destroyed one of the east towers."
Alucard pointed, and they saw a smoking stump where a tower was.
"Sorry about that." Goku apologized.
"At least no one was inside....and it can be fixed."
Then the tower suddenly repaired itself. The DBZ gang stared with their eyes wide open, and their jaws hanging down.
"That's better......Hmmm?"
Alucard went in front of them, waving his hand in front of their eyes, and snapping.
"..................Uh-oh. I'd better take them to the castle to recover."
Alucard then whistled for a carriage, which came out of the forest. The driver, a Slogra, helped Alucard load them onto the carriage, and they went back to the castle, while Alucard (Unfortunately) shared the driver's seat with Slogra, whose tail kept threatening to bump him of the carriage..............
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That's probably the reason Dracula has to be killed the hard way. The castle could probably repair from a nuke, and we all know Dracula has a basement that's a long way below sea level......
Damien: (Meditating, and acting as though he's in pain.)
Forte: .......what the heck is he doing?
Blues: You'd better take a look through my spare telescope.
Forte: BLUES!!!! WHERE'VE YA BEEN???????
Blues: Are you going to look or not?
(Forte looks, and it's a powerful telescope that Bulma made, and can clearly see Pluto.)
Forte: Sweet telescope.
Damien: (Suddenly comes out of meditation.) YEAAAAAAAUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
(Then Pluto suddenly breaks into tiny pieces.)
Forte: THE HELL!?!?!?!?!?! HE CAN AFFECT SOMETHING _ THAT _ FAR AWAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Blues: (Adjusts Forte's telescope.)
Forte: ...That's the moon..... AND IT'S CRACKED IN HALF!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Damien: RRRRRRAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Then the moon's giant crack spouts off runners, and then the moon is in even tinier pieces than Pluto.)
Forte: .....Why's he doing that?
Blues: Keep watching.
(Then both the moon, and Pluto reassemble, as if Damien never shattered them.)
Forte: (Sweatdrop.) That's the first time I've seen someone FIX something during meditation.....
Blues: ......Excuse me a sec. (Kicks Damien.)
Damien: (Completely out of meditation.) WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Blues: To keep you from destroying the moon again.
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Chapter three: More threats.....and the baddies meet a really nasty guest star......
Camilla sighed as she got into one of her spare dresses. Some distance away, on the other side of the rock ledge Camilla was using as a screen, Death and Shaft both were decked out on the ground, both with their eyes spinning, and in Death's case, since he has no eyes, you can see spirals in his eye sockets.
"Serves you right, perverts."
Camilla had slapped them silly when they both tried to peek. Camilla finished, and came out, still seeing stars spiraling around the two heads. She sighed.
"Geez..... Without Dracula, we've become hopeless....."
Then two more figures arrived. One dressed like the lord of a villa, and the other, like a witch.
"Ah! De Rais! Actrise! Where were you!?!"
"We would have been here sooner, but De Rais can't move in sunlight."
It was true, since Gilles De Rais was a vampire.
"I'm sorry about that. But to be honest, I CAN.... I just lose most of my vampire powers in sunlight."
Actrise and Camilla blinked, then sweatdropped.
"......WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT SOONER!?!?!?!?!?!"
Meanwhile, in another universe, a large group of people was on a picnic just outside the forest. Two men were sparring, one with tall black hair that was spiky, the other's hair was the same, but not as tall, and much more spiky.
"GOKU! VEGETA! LUNCH!!!!!"
This was the Dragonball universe. Currently, it was in the Dragonball Z timeline, and the gang had decided on a picnic. Fate ultimately led the decision to this very spot. Chi-Chi and Bulma thought it was a nice place, and the castle in the distance added a certain touch to the landscape. Piccolo had come along, but he had gone into the forest to meditate.....
By this point, Death and Shaft had recovered from the beating Camilla gave them, and they were planning yet another plan to boot Alucard out of the castle. Then they heard laughing somewhere close by. They went to investigate, and found two kids playing around. One had purple hair that hung down, in a blue gi. The other had black spiky hair and was wearing an orange gi.
"Children? In the Forest of Silence?" Death puzzled.
"They don't seem like normal boys either." Actrise noted.
For whatever reason, the kids couldn't sense their ki. Mostly because they used magic instead, leaving their ki low. Another would be that Death had no ki, being the spirit that claims the souls of the dead.
"We might as well run them out of the forest. It might help ruin Alucard's reputation."
The five then thought of a plan.....
"Come on Goten, the castle looks like fun."
"I don't know Trunks. It looks kinda scary."
They several scythes rained down, scaring the wits out of them, since they sensed no ki that could be the source of the attack. They started running, and Actrise played her part, by playing the witch stereotype. She hated it, but the kids went running. Piccolo noticed their screams too late, as them trampled him on the way out of the forest. He got up, and got the same scythe treatment. Cowardice wasn't his usual type, but without a ki to be the source of the scythes, he didn't want to stick around......
"DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Both Goten and Trunks screamed as they ran out of the forest, "MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Vegeta and Goku quit sparring, Vegeta because Goku stopped.
"Monsters? Are you sure Goten?"
"WE SAW THEM!" Trunks shouted, still panicking.
"Monsters? Really now, you're Sayjins!"
Then Piccolo flew out of the forest.
"The kids had the right idea. Something in there's attacked us, and it had no ki!"
Vegeta was rather annoyed.
"Well just see about those monsters." He said as he stomped off into the forest.
It didn't take long for Vegeta to find them, since they had gathered, and four of the five had ki. He was surprised that the fifth was completely without ki.
"That should ruin Alucard's reputation a bit."
"It's still hard to believe he inherited our Lord's castle."
"Keep in mind Dracula forgot to renew the will, and Renon doesn't do favors..."
Vegeta blinked. Where had he heard the name Dracula before?
'No matter, these are the 'monsters'.'
Vegeta stepped out, and the five turned to look at him.
"So you're the ones that scared Trunks and Piccolo. I'm surprised you even surprised them. Even Yamcha could deal with you."
Death spoke first.
"You'd best leave these woods while yet alive, mortal!"
Vegeta smirked, and fired a small but mighty ki blast at their feet, sending them skyward. Then he returned to the others......
"IT LOOKS LIKE TEAM EVIL'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Death shouted.
The others, who like Death, were still flying, blinked.
"Death, what was that about?" De Rais asked.
"I always wanted to say something like that. It's from Pokemon, but it's Team Rocket's line...."
The others blinked. Actrise, able to see the future to a limited degree, sweatdropped.
"THAT'S A KID'S SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Who says I'm not a child at heart?"
Then they all stopped moving, and all but Death face faulted to the ground below, leaving Death puzzled as he flew down to them......
Alucard had heard the blasts from Goku and Vegeta sparring, and had come to see what was happening. When he saw the fighting, he grew nervous.
"Could you please refrain from using those energy attacks?"
Then they all turned to face him.
"Oh! Who are you?"
"Alucard. Sorry to be rude, but you're scaring everyone in the castle....plus you destroyed one of the east towers."
Alucard pointed, and they saw a smoking stump where a tower was.
"Sorry about that." Goku apologized.
"At least no one was inside....and it can be fixed."
Then the tower suddenly repaired itself. The DBZ gang stared with their eyes wide open, and their jaws hanging down.
"That's better......Hmmm?"
Alucard went in front of them, waving his hand in front of their eyes, and snapping.
"..................Uh-oh. I'd better take them to the castle to recover."
Alucard then whistled for a carriage, which came out of the forest. The driver, a Slogra, helped Alucard load them onto the carriage, and they went back to the castle, while Alucard (Unfortunately) shared the driver's seat with Slogra, whose tail kept threatening to bump him of the carriage..............
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That's probably the reason Dracula has to be killed the hard way. The castle could probably repair from a nuke, and we all know Dracula has a basement that's a long way below sea level......
Damien: (Meditating, and acting as though he's in pain.)
Forte: .......what the heck is he doing?
Blues: You'd better take a look through my spare telescope.
Forte: BLUES!!!! WHERE'VE YA BEEN???????
Blues: Are you going to look or not?
(Forte looks, and it's a powerful telescope that Bulma made, and can clearly see Pluto.)
Forte: Sweet telescope.
Damien: (Suddenly comes out of meditation.) YEAAAAAAAUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
(Then Pluto suddenly breaks into tiny pieces.)
Forte: THE HELL!?!?!?!?!?! HE CAN AFFECT SOMETHING _ THAT _ FAR AWAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Blues: (Adjusts Forte's telescope.)
Forte: ...That's the moon..... AND IT'S CRACKED IN HALF!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Damien: RRRRRRAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Then the moon's giant crack spouts off runners, and then the moon is in even tinier pieces than Pluto.)
Forte: .....Why's he doing that?
Blues: Keep watching.
(Then both the moon, and Pluto reassemble, as if Damien never shattered them.)
Forte: (Sweatdrop.) That's the first time I've seen someone FIX something during meditation.....
Blues: ......Excuse me a sec. (Kicks Damien.)
Damien: (Completely out of meditation.) WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Blues: To keep you from destroying the moon again.